Lin Xiuqing happened to be flipping the dried fish that was drying at the door, and watched Ye Yaodong go home with a piece of pork liver and a pork belly, and said in surprise, "Where did you buy it?"

"I didn't buy it, the fat man took it, his father-in-law sent me a bunch of pig offal, let me get some back."

"This pork belly is more than three pounds, right? How are we going to finish eating? Why don't you take it to your mother and stew it for her?"

"Okay, take it to her and dispose of it, let's go and put two bowls of it in the stew, it will save trouble, let's keep the pork liver, you eat more."

"Okay."

The pork belly is warm to the stomach, and the local cooking method is to stuff a small hen in the pork belly and stew it, which is called pork belly chicken.

Or tie the head and tail of the pork belly, beat a few eggs in the middle of the stomach and then stew with the tonic, and cut the scissors directly after the stew is cooked and eat it separately.

There are no hens at this time, and the eggs that Ye Mu beat into the pork belly, Ye Yaodong has not eaten them for many years, and no one has opened up.

For dinner, they had a bowl of steamed fish, a bowl of stir-fried cabbage, and then pork belly soup.

Pork liver and spinach soup Lin Xiuqing boiled it and put it aside, covered it and kept it, and it will be matched tomorrow, otherwise the pork liver will stink overnight, cook it and put it there, and it won't be bad if you don't stir.

After a full meal, he helped watch the children for a while, and when it got dark, Ye Yaodong planned to go out and move his muscles.

The three of them came directly to the vicinity of Xu Laifu's house, no matter whether they can squat and get people, they are idle anyway, so they should go out for a stroll, and it doesn't matter if they eat and drink.

Ah Zheng had just finished getting married, and he was mixing oil with his wife, and it was inconvenient to disturb him at night, and Ah Guang was going to sea again at night, and they didn't call him, just them.

Xiaoxiao was also very prescient and took out two packets of melon seeds from his pocket.

Ye Yaodong chuckled and took the ball of paper in his hand, "You are quite well prepared, and you have brought all the melon seeds."

"Isn't this afraid of boredom, just passing by the shop, I bought two packs by the way, saving myself from waiting, and it was just right to bring two packs of melon seeds."

"I don't know when this turtle grandson will come out."

"The urgency must be solved by the urinal in the house, you have to wait until he is in a hurry."

"You can't beat him out of the for a while?"

"Do you want to be so cruel?"

"Then wait until he's done pulling?"

"Can you riders not? The melon seeds are not fragrant."

"You don't, do you? The pork belly you took away in the afternoon is the one that contains pig!"

Ye Yaodong glanced at the dead fat man speechlessly, then moved two steps to the side and leaned under a big tree.

The fat man raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

"You fat man, can you not be so disgusting? I even ate stir-fried fat sausages at night." Xiao Xiao said and moved closer to Ye Yaodong.

"Eat and eat, let's talk about it, eating, drinking and Lazar is a major event in life! Vulgarity is elegant!"

The three of them chatted while eating melon seeds, but fortunately it was only October, and it wouldn't be very cold.

"After the melon seeds are eaten, I will go to buy two more packs, and then I will go back to our respective homes after eating, and we will go to the sea together in the morning, and the tide will ebb at 6 o'clock on the first day of the new year......

"Shh~ It's out, it's out, there's no need to buy it......

The three of them looked down the slope and saw a figure limping on one leg, limping forward, still looking left and right.

When they first came, they deliberately chose to stand on a high slope, so that they could see a little more clearly.

"It was in vain."

"Eat and drink Lazar and ......"

"Shhhhhhh

The three of them sneakily followed, one below, three above, until they were almost there.

Xiaoxiao: "It's really out to solve the big things in life."

Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise, you think it's Pixiu, only in and out?"

Fat man: "We're really here to watch, wait for him to finish!"

Ye Yaodong:

"Or else? Do you really want to beat him out?"

Xiaoxiao: "He's in, or let's go scare him first?" When he comes out with his pants up, just put on his sack?"

"It stinks......

"Go ahead, it's not like I haven't been to the toilet."

The latrine here is a small low house, worse than a pigsty, and at the bottom is a large thatched pit, in which small white animals are wriggling.

There are a few simple wooden planks on top of it, and the front is only covered by a small straw curtain, and a little bit of foot can be seen underneath.

If someone approaches, you can still know that there is someone inside, or the person inside will pretend to cough a few times to alert someone outside.

The three of them whispered as they walked down, "How do you want to be scared?"

Xiao Xiao said a little proudly, "I'll see it later!"

"Okay, that's up to you."

And then as he walked, he felt like he was alone.

When I turned my head, the two guys stood still after he finished speaking!

Grass!

He desperately made eye gestures and told them to come forward, but they just shook their heads motionlessly? He also pouted at him and urged him to hurry up!

***！

said yes together, the two of them hid behind their backs!

His eyes were almost blind, but the two of them were still motionless, angry at him!

Listening to the sound of lifting his pants in the pit, he had no choice but to go on his own.

Silently tugging at his throat, he then used a shrill voice, pretending to cry there......

"Woo woo woo ~ I died so miserably~ Woo woo woo ~ give me back my life ~ "

Feeling the sound of the planks shaking, he felt a lot of confidence and continued to work hard.

"Woo woo woo ~ ~ hundreds of years ~ I finally found you ~ ~ rich ~ brother ~ "

"Bang~"

"Winter~"

"Ah~Help~Vomit~~"

Xiaoxiao heard the movement of the pit, and jumped up directly with excitement, and his heart has been lying in the groove, excited.

Ye Yaodong and the fat man also covered their mouths and noses in surprise and ran forward directly, listening to the disgusting sounds coming from time to time in the pit, they were all grinning there silently, and the two of them gave Xiaoxiao a thumbs up.

This is just a small pit, not very big, not very deep, if a person falls into it, he can still stand and live and climb out.

At this moment, they saw a hand sticking out of the pit, and heard the sound of him climbing up in the pit, so they quickly ran uphill again, and then squatted there and muttered quietly.

"You're really there, and you scared him so much that he fell into the pit?"

"It's that he's so timid, not scared, really useless, weak chicken."

"That's why it's called a thief!"

"Vomit~ disgusting......

I saw that his face was still bruised and purple and he climbed up from the thatched pit, and there were white worms wriggling there, and he was nagging and throbbing there, as if he wanted to shake off the disgusting things on his body......

The three of them shivered in disgust, but they looked at it with relish, and their eyes did not blink.

Xu Laifu was also self-disgusting, looking at the things hanging on his body, he wanted to die.

He also suspected that someone was deliberately scaring him just now, but he looked left and right, there was no one anywhere, and his body was so disgusting, he could only vomit and limp home first.

The three of them looked at the disgusting unidentified objects on the ground in front of the pit, as well as the liquid dripping from his body along the way, followed by footprints with imprints, and their faces were full of disgust.

Xiaoxiao: "Don't fight, right? It's disgusting."

Fat man: "Who dares to do this?"

"Made, my goosebumps have fallen all over the ground, it's so disgusting that I almost throw up."

Ye Yaodong shuddered again as he spoke, fortunately, he had a toilet at the back door of his new home, so he didn't have to go to the toilet, and he didn't need it

So it's just right to pick up the manure pit and pour it directly, and directly mix it with water as fertilizer to grow vegetables.

"Tonight's experience is probably unforgettable for him!"

"Lao Tzu will never go to the toilet again, my tonnage, I'm afraid that I will accidentally end up with him!"

Ye Yaodong looked his body up and down, he really had to go to his house often!

"Take it easy! After so many years of going to the toilet without falling off, I'm quite lucky, but if the weight rises again, the planks won't be able to bear your weight."

"Gotta talk to my wife and buy a big toilet! It's a big deal, I'm going to be diligent and down."

Xiao Xiao craned her neck to look at the figure in the distance, "Do you want to follow?"

"Go and go, it's okay to be idle anyway, follow along?"

"Mom, tonight's experience is really deep in my heart!"

"You're a pervert!"

"Each other!"

The three of them continued to follow behind Xu Laifu with great interest, keeping a distance from him, so as not to have the pungent smell of ecstasy wafting into their mouths and noses......

When they reached the uphill position of his house, they stopped, crouched there, and pricked up their ears to listen.

"What stinks?"

"I smell it too?"

"Did someone knock over the urine bucket in their room?"

After a while, the whole Xu family lamp was lit up, Xu's mother scolded and scolded, knocked on every room, and asked, only to find that her youngest son was not in the room, and there were some unknown liquid stains on the floor of the hall.

She squatted down and sniffed it, and suddenly her whole face wrinkled, and she kept scolding there between opening and closing......

The three of them crouched on the hillside and looked through the window of his house with relish......

After a while, Xu Mu heard the sound of water at the back door, opened the door and took a look, and suddenly, she waved her hands in front of her mouth and nose in disgust, trying to drive away the disgusting smell.

"What are you doing? Why does it stink?"

"Mother, I was careless!"

How was it careless?

She fixed her eyes and looked forward, and suddenly became even more disgusted, there were still worms wriggling on her body?

"Did you fall into the pit? Are you a fool? Still going home? There are marks everywhere, you idiot......

Mother Xu scolded him with a crackled head and face, and ordered him to wash up before entering the house, and then went in to clean up the ground......

The three of them didn't pat their butts until they watched the whole farce and stood up contentedly.

"The night was really worth the trip!"

"Laugh to death, tomorrow the people who go to the thatched hut will see the filth all over the ground around the thatched hut, and they should curse again."

"I'm sick to death, hurry home and wash and sleep."

Lin Xiuqing saw that he came back late today, with a bright smile on his face, and couldn't help lowering his voice and asking, "You have picked up the money, so happy?"

"Anything happier than picking up money?"

He told her what happened at night with a smile on his face, and Lin Xiuqing was speechless.

"You're really bad! It's a lot worse than a beating."

"Haha, that's because he's cowardly, it's none of our business, we haven't moved a finger from him, and I'm laughing to death."

"Don't laugh, don't wake up the kids, go wash your hands and feet and go to sleep."

Ye Yaodong happily complied.