Chapter 36: The Martian Beauty Pageant
I saw that it was written: For the crime of anti-Mars, the criminal Huo An was executed.
According to the report, Huo An colluded with the earthlings to leak a large number of Martian secrets, intending to overthrow Mars, which is a heinous crime and deserves to be executed.
Martians are immortal, how do they execute criminals? Zheng Riqiang is very strange.
Confucius said: You don't want to think about it, if you stop injecting "Mars-1" and "Mars-2", won't it be over?
Zheng Riqiang suddenly realized.
Zheng Feng asked: Mom, who is Huo An?
Where is it clear? Confucius Mei Zhiwu said: The first Martian we knew.
They hadn't seen Huo An since they were locked out of the door by Zheng Riqiang.
Since the "death" of Confucius Mei's mother and son, Zheng Riqiang also planned to fight the Martians, but in the later stage, the Martians cut off all their ties with the earth and had to raise their hands and surrender.
However, he didn't expect that Huo An would make such a big mistake.
He turned on the TV, and it was a show from "Titan TV" about the finals of the "531st Mars Beauty Pageant".
This is the first time Zheng Riqiang has watched a TV show on Titan Star.
There is no distinction between male and female on Mars, all people are blue, neutral, and have a feminine beauty.
The host said that after 25 days of campaigning, the humanity of the champion was finally determined.
However, the beauty pageant in the eyes of the Martians made Zheng Riqiang unappetizing.
During the Q&A session, the moderator asked: How did the competition affect you?
One player answered: Kill time.
Moderator: What do you find most satisfying?
Contestant answers: Eyes.
Zheng Riqiang didn't understand what pride there was in protruding eyes.
Q: Who do you think is the best player on the field?
Answer: Me.
Moderator: Who is your favorite host?
Contestant answer: Jiabo.
According to the host, Jiabo is the host of Mars TV, a feminine Martian, and it is said that he wears more than 100 pieces of jewelry every time.
Not only the champion, but also other people who have won various awards, such as the "Most Popular Award", "The Most Potential Award", etc., these "beautiful as fairy" Martians can't get into his eyes at all, it can be said that they are ugly, I didn't expect the taste of Martians to be so unique.
However, "ten miles of different winds, a hundred miles of different customs", the earth and Mars are so far away, it is most normal to have different aesthetics. Not to mention Mars, that is, on Earth, there is a big difference between the beauty in the eyes of Chinese and the beauty in the eyes of Americans.
Some Chinese think that "extremely ugly" women, especially in the modeling industry, are "beautiful as fairies" in the eyes of Americans.
Also, in the modeling industry, people actually think that squinting eyes are "noble eyes", but they are actually unsightly.
Zheng Riqiang didn't understand how such a species could exist! In all fairness, the people of Mars are immortal, nothing has changed for thousands of years (Earth), and the beauty pageant is still not the same people?
Because of this, the makeup technology on Mars is particularly developed and magical, and it has reached the point of being superb. Therefore, beauty contests require everyone to participate without makeup, but in fact, many people still participate with light makeup.
Zheng Riqiang went online. There is a person named many who posted on the Internet: For 100 years, we have been cultivating these Martians who have no masculinity and no blood, and we regard this as beauty, which is an extremely distorted aesthetic.
It is said that earthlings and our ancestors are both male and female, and have the function of eating color, and we have recovered when the time comes.
Truth be told, we'd rather have 200 years of food and color than mess around with stiff immortality.
Many people who have returned from traveling on Earth have told us that the way of life of the people of Earth is the right way.
In the universe, the balance of yin and yang is fundamental, and any extreme form must be corrected.
He said in an extreme way: In view of the huge sensation caused by the earthlings at the observation deck and the theater, it shows that the Martian humans are very curious about the appearance of the earthlings, and I suggest that they be kept in captivity for the Martians to visit.
Suddenly, he heard a faint banging sound. He didn't pay attention at first, though. There was another rhythmic banging sound.
He paid attention to it, and suddenly felt that it was the Morse code, which was a code that was common all over the world on Earth, could anyone on Mars understand it?
The voice is tapping: SOS (one finger is a drop, a slap is a beep.) Dididi, Didi, Dudu, Didi).
Zheng Riqiang heard it clearly, so he replied and said: iloveyou (didi
Zheng Riqiang was very happy and said: I am Zheng Riqiang, an earthling.
He said, "I'm Hoan." Can't speak. On Mars, few people understand this low-level Morse code. You can use it with confidence. However, if they find out that we are in contact, it will not be easy to do so.
Zheng Riqiang said again: I heard that they also executed you?
Hoan said: Yes. In fact, I think that whether it is a Martian or an earthling, it should not be antagonistic, as if you are dead or alive, in fact, we all have a common ancestor, although the earth is backward than us, but it should not be wiped out.
Zheng Riqiang said anxiously: Then what should I do?
Huo An said: You go to Z Rashogin and tell him about it. We should live in peace with the earth.
Zheng Riqiang hurriedly asked: Will he listen to me?
Hoan said: Of course. Don't you have a book "The Three-Body Problem" on your earth? The attitude of the higher animals towards humans is: "You are all worms".
Huo An said: Are you bugs? Can you be wiped out? On Earth, humans and insects have coexisted for hundreds of thousands of years, even if humans invent pesticides, they can only kill some of the bugs, but not all of them, perhaps, they live better than humans!
The banging stopped abruptly. Zheng Riqiang knew that it must be John Sun and they knew about their connection, so he cut off the connection between them.
Zheng Riqiang sighed, walked to the window, and looked at the scenery outside.
Martians can fly, but not because they have wings, but as a flying tool. He watched as countless Martians flew rapidly through the air.
Confucius taught Zheng Feng to cook in the kitchen, and in the knowledge of Martians, he never had the concept of cooking, so Confucius Mei's work made him feel extremely novel.
The three of them had dinner together, which made the Martians of the institute puzzled: the action of their meal turned out to be so enjoyable, their expressions said everything, and they were very satisfied.
Slept. Zheng Riqiang and Confucius Meimei slept together, and their caresses made the Martians feel even more incomprehensible, these actions, are they interesting?
After the incident, Zheng Riqiang came to the window, and there was a Martian street outside, with people coming and going, and it was very lively.
Suddenly, he saw a very familiar figure, walking down the street.
He also saw Zheng Riqiang. He greeted Zheng Riqiang: Hey! It's been a long time since I saw you! Not bad here, right?
How is he? He rubbed his eyes and tried to look again, not bad! Not bad! Absolutely! Oh, my God! It's really him!