Chapter 1384: How to Wipe Your Ass (6,000 words, ask for a monthly pass)
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A bitter cold wind blew with scattered snowflakes, carrying a chill and pouring straight into people's necks. Update up to 78xs //
This kind of cold wind in winter is the most tricky, no matter how thick the clothes are, the cold air can't be stopped, and the cold air has been penetrating into people's bones.
If not properly protected, nose, ears, hands...... And so on, all these exposed limb organs will be red, swollen and cracked, and even rot little by little
On the withered yellow earth, a long queue of men and horses marched towards the west little by little against the cold wind.
They were the 4th Caribbean Division, which had just come down from the battlefield.
The soldiers kept their heads down and kept hurrying westward, the chill in their hearts was colder than the cold wind blowing on their bodies.
From time to time, someone turned his head to look behind him, carefully observing the gray sky behind him, to see if there were any white-clothed papal soldiers in the sky, holding sabers, screaming and catching up.
These Caribs were frightened in their hearts, and they only hated that they had one less pair of feet and didn't run fast enough.
At the back of the team, Private First Class Rami reached out and touched his arms: Well, it's hard, it's still there~!
It was the battle flag of the 4th Division.
In order to avoid holding back the enemy's hatred, as early as the first moment the enemy killed, he cleverly unloaded the military flag and put it in his arms
As he walked, he touched the hot military flag covered by body temperature, and he was proud in his heart: if he had been waving the military flag and swaggering through the market. The enemy must have seen it at a glance, and then he came running for himself with his sword.
How can it be like this. Running so smoothly?
But. What made him feel a little uncomfortable was that he was walking in the front with a big banner at that time. And as soon as the Holy See army appeared, everyone in the front team changed into a rear team, and when they ran back quickly, he had to be at the rear.
This is a very dangerous position when retreating. In case the enemy takes advantage of the victory to pursue, the first to be unlucky is himself.
Thinking of this, he put the bare flagpole on his shoulder. He glanced back, then stood on tiptoe again, and looked a little further.
The eastern horizon was a gray landscape, and in the distance there was nothing on the horizon except for a few withered trees.
He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, no situation, it's a good situation.
At the very least, there won't be a gang of vicious Papal soldiers who suddenly come out, cut off their heads, and pin them to their belts.
Rami sighed again. muttered: "This unlucky son, when is it a head." β
Several soldiers around him also let out a long sigh.
Think back to that moment. To this day, they still have lingering fears.
Since the defeat in the Battle of the Vatino, everyone has run down from the battlefield with their heads covered. In order to escape for their lives, they slept in the open and slept in the wild for more than ten days.
Everyone was sick, like a herniated lumbar disc, rheumatic joint pain...... Anyway, it's all stomach pain, backache and leg cramps.
It's easy to run into a Kaizi De Rossi Emperor, that is simply an out-and-out person, and he obeys everyone's words.
Although everyone stands from a moral point of view, there is no shortage of the traitor, but for his considerate arrangement, I am still very grateful for his considerate arrangement.
The goods brought a lot of rice and noodles so that everyone could have a full meal.
It is said that in order to welcome the arrival of the Semitic masters, he also deliberately wanted to vacate the best barracks so that everyone could rest and rest.
Therefore, these Semitic masters ate a full meal, sang songs, and rushed to the city of Delong.
It's freezing on this day, and everyone's requirements are not high, and they don't need any fireplaces or greenhouses, as long as there is something above their heads to cover the sky, a wall around them to block the wind, and a camp bed.
Just as everyone was walking, happily discussing whether there would be meat for dinner, whether it would be better to have some more wine, and never to eat white rice mixed with salt again, soldiers suddenly appeared in front of Lamy's eyes.
The soldiers in their blue uniforms were like deer chased by wolves, rushing in a hurry, shouting, "Run." β
"The enemy has slain. β
"The Papal Army is coming. β
β......β
Rami was so frightened that he almost threw the flag in his hand.
The entire Fourth Division was also stunned at once, not knowing what to do.
It was at this time that the terrible killing gods appeared.
Those white-robed human soldiers, holding their weapons high like wild beasts, rushed over with a "whoop" shout, slashing those blue-clothed De Rossi Imperial soldiers from behind.
Rami, who was at the front of the line, even saw with his own eyes that the saber in the hand of a cavalryman slashed downward, and the heads of the De Rossi Imperial soldiers flew into the sky, and blood spurted out in one fell swoop.
Seeing that the white-robed cavalry was about to rush forward with their sabers, Rami felt like she was going to pee in fright, and her legs were too weak to obey the call.
Although I kept shouting in my heart at that time: run, run, run as fast as possible.
But his legs were shivering and he didn't listen to the call.
At this time, I can see the power of the general, when Rami is still in the idea stage, General Melun has already put it into action, he did not hesitate to order, turn in~!
Then he took the lead and turned around and ran.
After receiving the order, the 4th Division gave full play to its efficient execution ability, and all the soldiers immediately turned around and chased after the ass of their division commander.
When they were running for survival, the soldiers of the 4th Division suddenly found that they didn't know when they suddenly had a companion by their side.
Countless De Rossi Imperial soldiers ran with them, and the ranks were all mixed together. Even the Semites fled...... Phew, the normal marching ranks of the Semites were disrupted.
This made the officers and soldiers of the 4th Division very angry.
They pointed at each other one after another and scolded: "What are you doing, go back and block the enemy~!"
"NΗinΗi, don't interfere with our normal march. β
"Fuck off, you sluts. β
β......β
The soldiers of the De Rossi Empire could not defeat the Holy See's Bayer legions. Usually, when they saw the Semitic soldiers, they also had low self-esteem and couldn't raise their heads. But at this time against the soldiers of the 4th Division. But he also showed no weakness
Although they were only five scum in combat power, they had fought a few battles with the Bayer Legion, and these Semitic soldiers just saw the enemy, turned around and ran away. In comparison, maybe I'm better than them.
Therefore, they were also not to be outdone, and retorted: "NΗinΗi's, just know how to let others die." Why don't you go?"
"It's you guys fighting~!" shouted the Semitic soldiers.
"Aren't you reinforcements, and the reinforcements should go up to withstand the enemy. The De Rossi soldiers retorted as they ran, panting.
"Who told you that we are reinforcements? We are just passing by, go back quickly, don't run in the same direction as us, you have brought the enemy here. β
"Why don't you change directions, it's clear that we ran first, first come and then come don't understand. β
The soldiers on both sides kept yelling at each other as they ran.
Seeing that these lowly Terran soldiers were so arrogant, they dared to stand up to the mouths of the Semitic masters. The officers and soldiers of the 4th Caribbean Division were very angry, and if it weren't for the fact that they were running away at this time, they wouldn't dare to stop. They must teach these De Rossi a good lesson.
When did the two devils dare to talk back to Lord Yang, isn't it looking for death~!
General Melon also scolded Emperor De Rossi eight times at this time, and knew in his heart that Emperor De Rossi was not at ease at all, and wanted to trick him into being a gunman.
When he ran away, he took the initiative to lean over, which was not clear about leading the enemy to himself, which was too dangerous and too villainous.
And at the same time, Emperor De Rossi was also cursing Merlun in his heart: You all rushed up, you didn't dare to fight, you turned around and ran faster than yourself, and Lao Tzu originally wanted to pull you back, but now it's all in vain.
Lao Tzu's subordinates are second-rate legions, and it is normal that they can't be defeated, but you are the main division of the Semitic tribe, boasting that you are invincible in the world, and you can't escape.
The soldiers of the De Rossi Empire and the Semitic soldiers were like a race, and they ran out for more than ten miles in one breath before they stopped.
Both sides are like tired dogs, if it weren't for the fact that the Fourth Division has been running away for the past ten days, it would have been exercised a long time ago, and maybe it wouldn't have been able to hold on.
Only then did they realize that the Holy See army had not caught up, but for some unknown reason, they all retreated.
The soldiers of the Fourth Division breathed a sigh of relief, but they couldn't stay in the place of right and wrong for a long time, and safety came first.
After everyone took a breath...... Well, and then they ran again, and maybe the enemy would soon catch up again.
Rami and the others don't know how many days have passed, anyway, they get up every day and march, until they can't move and fall asleep.
"There is a city ahead~!"
On this day, everyone was burying their heads and hurrying in a muffled voice, when suddenly the team didn't know who shouted.
Rami raised her head and looked west, only to see the figure of the city like a giant beast faintly visible in the distant sky.
"Hurry up, brothers, and go into the city to rest. β
Hearing this, the people of the Fourth Division shook their heads and accelerated forward again, leaving the people of the De Rossi Empire behind.
The people of the De Rossi Empire had to admire, sure enough, it was the Semitic army, they couldn't lift their tired legs, and more than half of them fell behind and fell behind, but the Semitic people were still at ease, and they ran away without a trace.
Finally, before the fall of the caribbean, the 4th Caribbean Division and Emperor De Rossi, surrounded by a small number of Janissaries, entered the city of Rotgaron.
Not long after the war in Rotgaron, there are still traces of war in the city, and the market is depressed and sparsely populated.
At the moment it is ruled by a Semitic general.
As a fellow clan, the 4th Division was immediately resettled in the best possible way after entering the city.
The soldiers lived in houses with braziers and had a hearty dinner, each given a covered bed.
General Merlun and the officers were warmly welcomed by the Semitic city lord, especially after knowing that Delong was defeated, the Semitic general took General Merron's hand warmly, talked about the friendship of his compatriots, and invited General Merlun to temporarily garrison Rothgaron.
However, Emperor De Rossi was not allowed to find a hotel to live in, and the only remaining 20,000 or 30,000 soldiers under his command could only sleep outside the city.
After a full meal, the drunken General Melun was supported by his servants. He staggered back to his luxurious room, where he had burned four large copper stoves. I can't wait.
The local city lord just hinted. He had prepared several high-class human women.
After wandering at sea for more than a month, and running all the way from the Vatino to here, the fire in Melun's heart was like a volcano about to erupt.
As soon as he walked into the room, sure enough, several bewitching young women posted up for courteous service.
They wore only a translucent tulle, which looked more and more inviting in the dim light of the room.
General Merlun immediately looked at the wolf, touched this body with both hands, pinched the waist, and laughed happily. Indescribable charming.
He was a playboy in the Caribbean, a veteran of the game of flowers, and a few words of stupidity made the women giggle.
At this moment, there was a sudden pesky knock on the door outside.
The women suddenly stopped and looked at the door.
Merun's face was blank, and he secretly said in his heart: That unlucky one is so bad for the scenery.
Then he waved his hand and said, "Regardless of him, let's continue." β
Then he pouted his big mouth like a blood basin and leaned towards the chest of the woman next to him.
"Knock knock~!" The knock on the door suddenly turned into a hard slamming sound, as if the door would not stop until it was slammed open.
General Melon's anger rose as he waved at the women. "Little birds, you go inside and wait for me first." β
Wait for a few women to leave with a gust of incense. General Merlun angrily opened the door and yelled at the figure outside: "Is that guy?
Then you have to close the door.
The man outside suddenly took a half step forward and slammed the door against it.
Meren took a step back and said angrily, "What are you doing? β
A group of strong men outside the door surrounded a handsome young man, he frowned slightly, looked at General Merun, who was disheveled, with red lip prints on his face and neck, and said, "I'm De Rossi, hello General Merron." β
It turned out to be the Human Emperor. Meren looked each other up and down a few times, this was the first time he had seen this emperor.
I saw that although the other party looked like a talent, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows carried a kind of sensen's yin softness, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
Meren couldn't help but snort coldly in his heart: This guy is already sinister and cunning just by looking at his appearance. It's not like being a good person.
And it's the middle of the night when I touch the door, I must not be well-intentioned, I have to stay away from him~!
Besides, a moment is worth a thousand dollars.
At this time, no bullshit emperor came, and it was not as important as the woman in the bed.
"I'm tired, if there is something to do, I can talk about it tomorrow. Meren waved at him unceremoniously.
A human emperor who had just lost a battle, and there were only twenty or thirty thousand troops left under his command, so there was no need to be polite to him.
What's more, how fucking expensive is Viagra now.
If you drag it out for a while, the effect may pass~!
Emperor De Rossi snorted coldly, unconcealed the contempt on his face, and said, "The envoy of the High Priest will arrive as soon as tomorrow......, have you figured out how to explain it to him?
Then he said to the people around him: "Let's go." β
Suddenly hearing the words "high priest", General Merun shivered, and the wine woke up at once.
He led the Fourth Division all the way from Vatino to Rotte Garon, and this black history can't stand up to investigation.
Thinking of this, General Merlun suddenly smiled enthusiastically, stepped forward and grabbed Emperor De Rossi's arm, pulled him into the room, and said affectionately: "Dear Emperor XiΓ , you have come all the way here, why don't you come in and have a drink? This is too bad for my brother's face." Please, please come inside quickly. Haha, hahaha......"
Emperor De Rossi smiled triumphantly, and he had seen a lot of pompous and timid aristocratic sons like Merun, and knew how to deal with them.
Behind Emperor De Rossi, several guards were carrying a large box.
They also walked in and placed the box on the ground, and there was a muffled 'clang' sound, apparently full of contents.
"You look like you're here, and you're bringing something. General Merlun laughed and said politely.
However, his eyes narrowed, and he stared at the box like two mung beans.
Emperor De Rossi smiled and said, "A few gifts, not a tribute." The general can open it and take a look. β
"Is it possible? Is it really possible?" said Melun, a questioning sentence. His subordinates are very sure. As soon as he opened the box, the golden light coming out of it instantly blinded his eyes.
Emperor De Rossi gave a very generous gift, with a chest full of gold and precious stones.
Merun stepped forward and grabbed Emperor De Rossi's hand, shook it up and down vigorously, and said, "Your Majesty is too polite, too polite." β
"This is to thank the general for reinforcing us in time and scaring the Vatino's army. Emperor De Rossi silently withdrew his hand and wiped it vigorously behind his back. "Now we can talk about business."
You know, our temporary defeat in Delong City has a big impact on the outcome of the battle. β
Merlun didn't understand what he was talking about at all, and said suspiciously: "Is there one? β
Straw bale one, Emperor De Rossi scolded in his heart, but it's okay, this kind of person is at least easy to use, and said: "The latest news, the Vatino army in Delong City has marched east. β
"To the east?" said Merun, with a sudden joy. Said excitedly: "They didn't chase after me? great~!"
This means that Rotgaron is not in danger, and he can stay here for a long time.
De Rossi scratched his knee. Holding back the anger in his heart, he said patiently: "They went east, went to join the Vatino's Lorraine, and flanked the main force of more than 100,000 Semites led by Veraprani.
If nothing else, Veraprani and the 100,000 Semitic army are finished. β
"What~!" Meren exclaimed loudly, jumped up from his chair, with a frightened expression, although he didn't understand military affairs, he was not a fool, and he immediately understood in his heart that the matter was big, this was no longer as simple as escaping, this was a strategic mistake, and if he wanted to cut off his head, his uncle couldn't cover him.
"I haven't seen you, you take the things back," General Melun waved his hand at Emperor De Rossi, his face turned pale, and said: "Don't harm me, that battle was fought by you De Rossi, and it has nothing to do with our Fourth Caribbean Division, we are just passing by." β
"Passing by, passing from Vatino to Delon, your mission is to reinforce Veraprani, right?" Emperor De Rossi smiled and said, "It's only said now, it's too late."
Your Fourth Division is on the battlefield, and you can't wash it off. β
"You kid pit me~!" Merlun angrily pointed at Emperor De Rossi and scolded loudly: "I knew you didn't have a good heart."
Sue you, my uncle is from the Iskander family, and he is not easy to mess with. β
De Rossi leaned back, leaned back in his chair, beckoned to him, and said: "This is in the human continent, it's useless for you to say anything now, we are grasshoppers on a rope, I eat sin, and you can't escape."
Let's discuss what to do. β
Meren was silent for a moment, knowing in his heart that what De Rossi said was right, his uncle's ability could not cover the human continent, and it was all the cronies of the high priest, the descendants of a group of small landowners, and they had a lot of grievances with their royal nobles.
He sat down on the sofa weakly, hugged his head and said dejectedly: "I knew that I shouldn't have taken this unlucky division commander." β
"Actually, it's not much trouble," Emperor De Rossi stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "as long as we discuss it first." β
Early the next morning, General Melun gathered all the Fourth Division and delivered an important speech.
Then, in the afternoon, several war fortresses descended from the sky, and a lich wrapped in black robes slowly walked down.
General Meron met the Lich in the hall of the Lord's Palace.
"My name is Heylord, and I serve in front of His Majesty, and God sent me to find out what was going on. The lich Hylord glanced at Emperor Derossi and General Merlun on both sides, and said, "And, how to help His Majesty Veraprani." β
"It turned out to be Master Haylord. Emperor De Rossi said in surprise: "I have admired the master for a long time, and I heard that you lurked alone in Ruman City, outwitted the enemy's top-secret information, and achieved a legend through the ages.
The first person in front of the throne of God is worthy of his name. β
The lich Heyrod just nodded, not seeing joy or sorrow, but waved his hand at De Rossi and said, "Some achievements are not worth talking about, they all depend on the wise leadership of the Divine Throne." You may be seated. β
De Rossi bowed slightly, secretly rejoicing in his heart, and said secretly: Sure enough, I guessed correctly, it was this celebrity who came down.
Then he said: "Master, the detailed battle history is like this......
Just when Emperor De Rossi bitterly stated that "it is not that our army is not brave, but that the enemy army is too cunning", more than a thousand miles away from Rotgaron, the Semitic army lined up and prepared for battle.
But the Vatino army, ten miles away from them, did not move.
These tens of thousands of Holy See legions have been following him for several days, and they can't shake off like kraft candy, just tracking, just not fighting him.
Veraprani put down the binoculars, cursed the damned De Rossi again in his heart, and then sighed tiredly, and said, "The enemy seems to be fooled, continue to retreat west." β
"But, my lord, there are 100,000 troops of the Holy See behind us. β
"I know," Veraprani waved his hand weakly, and said, "His Majesty will not ignore it, I think he must have a way." (To be continued.) )