99, the beauty came to kiss her mouth [3/3]
-- Although the cave sounds like a "hole", it feels small, but it is not small, it is a stone house built on the inside of the city gate, it is very spacious, and one cave can accommodate hundreds of people. It has a thick stone wall, when the two armies are fighting, the soldiers in the city hide in the hidden soldier cave, can prevent the attack of arrows, cannons and other siege weapons, if the enemy enters the city gate, the soldiers stationed in the hidden soldier cave can rush out and stab the enemy to death.
Yi Yun walked into the cave, and several rebel soldiers who were resting inside immediately retreated, and the oil lamps on the wall were shining, and the light was bright. Soft Muxing said calmly: "Stay away from me, take off your clothes and throw them over." β
"Hey, don't you know how to be shy? Seeing that you are young, you actually let a man take off his clothes, which is really unruly. Yi Yun complained casually.
"From the day I set foot on the battlefield, I was no longer a woman, but a weapon used in war. Soft Muxing said very seriously: "Treating me as a woman can only show that you are ignorant and naΓ―ve, don't talk nonsense, get rid of it." β
Iyun shrugged and began to undress. He really doesn't have any powerful items on him, and he is not afraid of being checked by Soft Muxing. After taking off his bare buttocks, he stood shamelessly opposite Soft Muxing, and twisted his waist, and a certain ugly thing swayed with his waist-twisting movements. In fact, his knots have not been lowered to this point, but when he saw the resolute and serious expression on Soft Muxing's beautiful face, he couldn't help but want to see her shyness.
This is actually a common problem of otaku.,I like to see the weak appearance of the iceberg beauty.,I also like to see the soft girl suddenly become very powerful!Whenever I see this kind of scene,Otaku will feel inexplicably cool!I have to say that this is a bad taste.γ The "tsundere" (a proud and noble girl who becomes delicate when she encounters a certain thing) that is sought after by the majority of otaku is born because of this.
However, Yi Yun didn't hit Soft Muxing's "tsundere point", she didn't care about Yi Yun's hooligan actions, only glanced at him, and found that he had already stripped naked, so she ignored him. He took Yi Yun's clothes and checked them carefully.
First of all, he took out a silver ticket from his pocket, which was a hundred taels of denominations, and Yi Yun shrugged his shoulders: "I don't have much money on my body, it's still a travel fee, don't rob it for me." β
Soft Muxing glanced at him, continued to flip, her hand fished out of her pocket, and actually fished out a golden piece of paper...... "Proof of promotion!" Soft Muxing was taken aback, and her face suddenly became serious: "Sure enough...... You're a small guy, and you really have a certificate of promotion on you, and you're here......"
"Wait!" Yi Yun shouted, "Don't rush to call someone to kill me, you take a closer look at this card." β
In fact, there is no need for Yi Yun to say, Soft Muxing is also looking at this promotion card, wanting to see what kind of profession it is used to upgrade. As a result, I opened it and took a look...... The first-order eunuch is the proof of promotion...... The condition of use is that there is no man who has that words...... It turned out that after the last auction, Yi Yun handed over all his money to Shui Miao for safekeeping, and he felt very relieved that Shui Miao, who was diligent and thrifty, would manage his funds. The promotion certificates of the "foot merchant" and "armor merchant" that he bought that time have already been used up by Shui Miao. The certificate of promotion of the "militia", he also handed it over to Shui Miao for safekeeping, and only the certificate of promotion that can be transferred to a "eunuch" is still on his body. Because this certificate is so bad, a big girl like Shui Miao is embarrassed to accept it, so he has to keep it personally.
At this time, Soft Muxing turned it out, and it was this card.
She was originally calling someone in to kill Yi Yun, but suddenly saw the usefulness of this card clearly, her little hand shook in fright, and she took three steps back, as if she had caught something dirty, shook her hand, and threw the certificate of promotion of the eunuch department far away: "You...... Why do you have this dirt on you?"
"I'm dizzy, this is proof of promotion, but you can't find a treasure, you actually say it's a dirty thing. Yi Yun said angrily: "If it weren't for the strength of this businessman and the wealth of his family, he wouldn't be qualified to carry this kind of thing with him." β
Soft Muxing said angrily: "Dirty, obscene, shameless!"
"I'm dizzy, why am I dirty and shameless?" Yi Yun was very unhappy: "Look, I went to your city and brought you gunpowder, but you arrested me in a small black room, stripped me naked to look at my [***], and took the eunuch promotion certificate that I used as a commodity to look over and over again, you actually said that I was shameless, how can I be embarrassed?"
Soft Muxing: "......"
She rummaged through Yi Yun's clothes again and found that there was nothing else in them, so she threw the clothes back to Yi Yun and said angrily: "Wear it, except for that dirty promotion certificate, you really didn't bring any dangerous items." β
"Hey, hey, speak with your conscience. Yi Yun protested: "That card is not a dangerous item, even if I really put my heart into swinging a knife from the palace and turning into a 'eunuch', what can I do to you? β
Soft Muxing lowered his head and thought for a while, and accepted Yi Yun's explanation, so Yi Yun slowly put on his clothes, and put the "dirty" promotion certificate back in his arms, and spread his hands and said, "This heroine, let's talk about trading gunpowder." β
"Okay, my name is Soft Muxing, come with me!" Soft Muxing only gave Yi Yun a name at this time, and it seems that she has no interest in connecting the name until she confirms Yi Yun's identity. She turned and walked out of the cave, and the soldiers and generals on guard outside also breathed a sigh of relief.
Yi Yun walked out behind her, and in front of a group of generals and soldiers, Soft Muxing asked Yi Yun: "Mr. Long Batian, you just said that you have 5,000 catties of gunpowder to sell me, I don't know where these gunpowder are now?"
Yi Yun smiled and thought: Here, you are asking me after all, I was tossed by you very badly just now, and now it is my turn to toss you in turn. Wait for me to slowly stall for time, and then look for an opportunity to do a good job of internal and external cooperation, hum.
He spread his hands and said, "Soft girl, you have an army in your hands, and I have a white body." You see, just now you were going to rip off my clothes, and I didn't even dare to resist. How dare you tell you where the gunpowder is? If you send out a cavalry team to rob it, I won't get a penny. β
Soft Mu Xing was stunned: "Because it is a state of war, I was offended a lot just now, and I ask Mr. Long to be considerate." β
"I don't want to forgive me, anyone who is forcibly stripped naked and checked their bodies will be unhappy!" I just said, I also have a temper, the people in the rivers and lakes gave me the nickname 'Crazy Dragon Overlord', just because I am more prone to tantrums, when no one is around, I like to scold a few swear words such as 'thief God' and 'I will win the day'......" Yi Yun shook his head and said: "Let me eat a full meal first, take a bath, send a few beauties to make me happy, and when I am angry, let's talk about the transaction slowly." β
Soft Muxing: "......"
She smiled bitterly: "It was true that I offended Mr. just now, so please come with me." β
She took Yi Yun to a big mansion in the center of the city, that is the county government of the Dujiangyan Oasis, after being captured by the rebels, it was used as the command post of Soft Mu Xing, she and several third-order "generals" lived here, since Yi Yun said that he wanted to eat and take a bath or something, Soft Paint Star had to welcome him to this mansion, arrange a guest room for him to rest temporarily, and then instructed the kitchen to cook, and then let the soldiers boil hot water to send Yi Yun to bathe.
On the way over, Yi Yun pretended not to care about looking around at the scenery, but his eyes were on the rebels' defenses, only to see that the entire Dujiangyan Oasis was controlled by the rebels, there were about 800 rebel soldiers guarding the city wall, and hundreds of soldiers wandering around the city, driving the people in Dujiangyan home and not coming out.
On the Yulei Mountain on the other side of the river, you can see that the rebel soldiers are digging pits, and the location of those pits is obviously selected by people who know how to work in soil and water.
Yi Yun secretly drew a map in his heart, drawing the situation of Dujiangyan in his heart, and after a while, everyone came to the county office, the county government of the Great Meng Kingdom and the county warehouse are connected together, Yi Yun saw that there were many rebel soldiers at the door of the warehouse carrying wooden barrels, and some gunpowder was spilled in the barrels.
Soft Muxing shouted: "Be careful, our gunpowder is not enough, don't waste it when you carry it." β
Yi Yun smiled secretly in his heart, and followed Soft Muxing to the guest room to rest, constantly observing the nearby terrain and the deployment of the rebels along the way. After a long time, the bath water that Soft Muxing ordered the soldiers to prepare was ready, he took a bath, and when he came out, Soft Muxing invited him to the front hall to eat. He had finally dragged his feet for enough time, and then he slowly swayed to the antechamber.
It seems that after the rebels occupied Dujiangyan, they looted the warehouses and obtained abundant ingredients, and there were large pieces of meat cut on the table and wine in large bowls.
But...... Soft Muxing's face was full of anxiety, the reinforcements of the prince of Shu will soon arrive in Dujiangyan, and if she can get the gunpowder to blow up Dujiangyan earlier, her task will be completed one point earlier.
Yi Yun pretended not to see her face, snorted a few times, and ate and drank slowly with the food and drink.
Seeing his calm expression, Soft Muxing asked, "Is Mr. Long Batian in a better mood?"
"Uh...... I took a shower and had food and drinks, but the beautiful woman I wanted wasn't ready yet, and I didn't want to talk about it now!" said Yi Yun ghostly.
Soft Muxing shook his head and said: "I am a lone army, I have traveled thousands of miles to attack Dujiangyan, and the army is full of old men, where are the beauties? β
"Well, aren't you just a beauty?" Yi Yun smiled evilly, "Come and kiss me, and I'll talk to you about the gunpowder deal." β
(To be continued)