Chapter 501: The Trouble of the Long Handsome
It's not convenient to live in the town, otherwise it's better to open a few chase shops in the town guest house, and they have to keep changing locations.
The town dock can also receive goods, but the jellyfish dragged back with fishing nets can't be brought ashore, and in the village there is a beach exposed, and boats can be stopped and towed to the beach one by one.
The town's port can only be docked, and there is no beach. Moreover, there is no place for them to cook jellyfish blood and jellyfish brains in the guest house, so they can only sell them whole after they are salvaged ashore, and it will not be cost-effective if they die for too long.
After coming out of the house, Ye Yaodong took a cold and finished eating, and planned to take advantage of the fact that it was not yet dark to quickly go to the thatched house to poop.
When eating, the stomach and intestines are peristalsis there, and it is especially easy to have a bowel movement, and he also holds back and waits until he finishes eating, otherwise he will go halfway, and he won't have to eat when he comes back, and it is already good if he doesn't vomit.
He clutched his stomach, held a ball of newspaper in his hand, and hurried to the hut with a painful expression.
It's just that when I passed a small field on the way, I actually saw the girl of the Lu family talking to a young man standing next to the straw stack, and the young man was quite excited.
Grunt~
With his stomach churning, he meowed and hurried to the toilet.
Eat, drink, and Lazar are major events in life!
A small dilapidated hut was no taller than him, and a small wooden plank was placed in front of it, barely up to his chest, so that anyone passing by could see who was squatting there......
He stood on the two planks with a slight tremble, and only after releasing it was comfortable, then quickly wiped it off as soon as possible, lifted his pants, and ran out, all in one go.
Holding his breath all the time, his face was already flushed, and after standing there and gasping for breath for a while, he walked back slowly.
Although he lived in the village for ten days, the number of times he went to the toilet in the village was quite limited, and he could solve it on the boat and add fertilizer to the sea, and he would never drag it to the shore to pollute the air.
"The air of nature is so good~"
After he sighed, he put his hands in his pockets and whistled and walked back slowly, as if it was a walk after dinner.
The man and woman on the side of the straw stack just now had been forgotten by him, and he had never paid attention to it.
Who knew that when he just walked on the trail again, suddenly a person jumped out from the side, and when he was caught off guard, he punched him directly in the face.
Ye Yaodong was not slow to react after being punched, and directly clenched his hand into a fist and hit it back, and greeted his wife and ancestors for eighteen generations.
"Grass Nima's, suddenly bite people indiscriminately, Lao Tzu beats you to death paralyzed ......"
The man didn't expect him to react so quickly, and he was punched in the sturdy nose, and there was a pain in his nose, and the nosebleed ran down in an instant.
He wiped it with the back of his hand and rushed forward again.
"You shameless little white face, you dare to fight back, Lao Tzu will kill you, dare to come to our village to play hooligan......"
Ye Yaodong dodged the fist he smashed head-on, kicked it again, and scolded mercilessly.
"Make you paralyzed, Lao Tzu is here to work to make money, to play your ancestors' hooligans, grass and mud horses, I don't have the ability to soak in girls, and I rely on others?"
"You useless soft egg, fortunately, people didn't look down on you, and I'm not afraid of peeing according to what virtue you look like, if you don't pee, Lao Tzu has it, I'll pick it up for free, you can take it with your mouth, rinse your mouth by the way, wash your stinky mouth."
"The constant temperature of 37 °C is pure and natural, although it is not a child's urine, but it is still no problem to rinse your mouth......
People scolded one sentence, he wanted to scold ten sentences, but his mouth was still sharp, and the man who scolded blushed, and he could only respond with the simple vocabulary of you paralysis and grass Nima.
The momentum is obviously down.
Quarrels? Of course, the faster and louder the crackling and scolding, the longer the sentence and the more content, the more momentum will be.
From the first punch to the scuffle between the two at the beginning, it was only a matter of moments, and Lu Mingmei was stunned by the man's actions at first.
After Ye Yaodong fought back, she reacted instantly and hurriedly ran over to pull the rack.
"Don't fight, don't fight, it's just a misunderstanding......"
"What misunderstanding? I used to call you out and talk to you, but you weren't so impatient. also said that if you didn't fall in love with this little white face, some people saw you running around to deliver food to people for three days......"
"Not really, that's thanks ......"
"Come on...... It's this little white face who hooks up ......"
Ye Yaodong also understood the cause and result of the punch he received, and he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Riding a horse, flying into trouble, handsome, blame me?
"Riding a horse, handsome, blame Lao Tzu? You look so ugly when you step on a horse, and you don't slip in the dark, who can look at you? I look ugly, and if I don't attract people, I will rely on Lao Tzu? ”
"I'm going, I don't have any self-knowledge at all, a lump of black cow dung is going to look for flowers, don't think you can be moisturized by fattening......"
Lu Mingmei saw that the clothes of the two of them were torn, and they were still there with their necks and scuffling, so anxious that they were about to cry.
"Don't say it...... Stop scolding...... It was a misunderstanding, so I sent it for a few days at the beginning to express my gratitude, and then my mother didn't let me send it......"
"That's your mother won't let you send ......"
"I'm going to go, beauty, this kind of narrow-minded man, you must not want it, but a small move is in mind, in case you really marry him, it will be difficult in the future, what and urine are deducted on your head......"
"You step on the horse and shut up......"
"Shut up your mother, your mouth grows on Lao Tzu, how Lao Tzu likes to say it, not to mention that what I said is the truth, did it poke at your sore spot...... Looks like I've got it right......"
Ye Yaodong is angry and doesn't pay for his life.
The man's arms were bruised, his temples were bulging, his eyes were glaring at him viciously, and the top of his head was about to smoke.
"You can't change your narrow-mindedness if you stare at you like a dead fish......"
"You're paralyzed ......"
The man didn't know if he was so angry that his divine power soared, so he directly threw Ye Yaodong to the ground, and then sat on it again.
Fortunately, with Lu Mingmei's help, she helped push the man away, Ye Yaodong took the opportunity to roll on the spot, turned over and rode up, and smashed his hands into fists in the face.
Lu Mingmei, who was in the way, also grabbed his hand at this time and prevented him from hitting anyone.
"Go away, Lao Tzu will help you teach the dog man, you can distinguish black and white."
"No, don't fight, don't fight......"
Accidentally, Ye Yaodong was pressed underneath again, but this time, he relied on his own strength to turn over, and then punched the man in the face.
The two of them rolled over the rice fields that had already been harvested.
The paddy fields where the rice had been harvested had long since exposed the sun-dried ground, and the roots of the rice were still in the field, and they were rolling in it, and Ye Yaodong grinned in pain.
But it's not as important as fighting, and as long as he's the one riding on it, he's not afraid, but the scolding kung fu is almost painful.
Lu Mingmei kept dissuading and helping to pull the fight, but she couldn't separate the two who were angry.
It wasn't until the two of them unconsciously rolled into the haystack that Ye Yao stood up from the straw pile in a panic.
The two were separated because of this.
Lu Mingmei also breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly ran between the two, turned her back to Ye Yaodong, spread her hands, and said to the man: "Okay, don't fight, don't fight, I told you that I misunderstood, why do you still want to be crooked?" What's more, we don't have anything to do with each other, so why do you care about me? ”
Seeing that the man looked at her unwillingly, she had to soften her tone and said, "It's getting dark, you go back to sleep quickly." If you have to go to sea early at night, where do you have the energy to fight? ”
"Hmph, Lao Tzu has a lot of energy." Ye Yaodong wiped the corners of his mouth and wiped off the blood on his head.
Seeing that Lu Mingmei was holding the man tightly and not letting the man rush forward, he simply put down the sentence he wanted to say a long time ago.
"Lao Tzu is married, there are wives and children at home, you are a fucking fool."
Then he turned around and left, ignoring the stunned two.
It's not interesting to fight any longer, people say that Chong Guan is angry and is a red face, what is he? The girl has nothing to do with him, why did he fight for an unfamiliar woman for no reason.
I didn't eat the rabbit, and I made a fuss, which was really unlucky.
Ye Yaodong covered his face with some pain, listened to the shouting behind him, and couldn't help but pick up a stone and smashed it, hitting the red heart in his head, and it was swollen directly.
"They all say that I have a wife and children, you are a horse, you are sick, right? I don't have the ability to chase women, so I rely on others to be too good? ”
He scolded and went home, and when he was far away, he couldn't hear the sound behind him.
Father Ye and the others looked at him just for a trip, and when he came back, his face was colorful, and his heart couldn't help but rise.
"You're in a fight? Is it the people in the village who are making trouble for you? ”
"Is the people in the village looking for trouble?"
Everyone is nervous.
"It's the people in the village who are looking for trouble, but I'm jealous because I'm so handsome, Made."
"What do you mean?" People asked in unison?
After he told everyone what had just happened, Father Ye only said, "Yes!" I told you to tell people that you were married......"
"I went, but people didn't come to the door again, and I still ran up? Nerve. ”
"Hurry up and rub some medicinal wine, otherwise half of your face will be swollen tomorrow."
"I know, you also pack up your things, and move them later, you can't stay at night, and if you stay any longer, you won't have to leave tomorrow."
(End of chapter)