Chapter 674: The Drama Begins

I saw the figure of the snake looming in the mouth of the bamboo basket, but fortunately, he was quick and took the bamboo basket back.

He stretched out his hand and patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the entrance of the cave by the way, only to see that it was dark inside, and he also heard the snoring sound one after another, as if he was about to die, and people wanted to give them a ride directly......

Ye Yaodong carefully opened two more tiles, gestured, and felt that the opening was big enough, and then he was relieved to put the opening of the bamboo basket against the hole in the roof.

The snakes in it finally found a cathartic point, and they snapped down to the bottom.

He heard it all......

But fortunately, the people in the house slept a little deadly, and the snoring never stopped, covering up one after another.

Just in case, he shook the bamboo basket again, patted the bottom, felt completely empty before putting it away, and quickly covered the tiles.

Then he tiptoed back, pricking up his ears, but he had not heard any sound.

Maybe the people in the house were sleeping a little dead, or maybe the snakes were still roaming on the ground and hadn't climbed into bed yet.

When he walked lightly to the highest point of the triangle tip, he glanced back, trying to find out if Ah Guang was finished, but he didn't see anything.

However, he heard a faint and short whistle, and he turned his head to look over, only to find that Ah Guang was already lying on the edge of the eaves, intending to go down.

Yes! The action is so sharp?

It looks like it's the material for this line of work!

He didn't think much about it, and when there was not the slightest movement in the house, he hurriedly moved to the eaves.

When Ah Guang was trembling slightly, he moved down carefully, and when he was about to the end, he also stepped on the board with his feet outstretched.

But at this moment, his stomach moved a little untimely, as everyone knows, this kind of thing may not be so easy to hold, especially when he is hunched over, his butt is pouting, and his intestines go straight to the bottom.

"Poof~"

"it!"

Ah Guang just stepped on the ground with one foot, and before the other foot could go down, he was collapsed by a fart and fell to the ground......

He stared at Ye Yaodong above in disbelief, his facial features were wrinkled, and he opened his mouth to scold, but he couldn't help but want to laugh, and he cried with a smile.

"Se Linmu, Ye Yaodong, you did it on purpose! It's so immoral......"

Ye Yaodong was a little embarrassed, and turned to look at them embarrassedly, Ah Zheng and Xiaoxiao on the left and right sides also covered their noses and glared at him viciously.

He scratched his head and explained sincerely and in a low voice, "As you all know, this kind of thing sometimes can't be held back, it's all over the place, and it's not okay if you don't release it...... If you have a fart, you will not let go, you will suffocate your heart, you will squeeze hard without a fart, and you will be ...... healthy."

"Shut up!"

Ah Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, and he happened to have a stick at hand, so he picked up the stick and stabbed him twice in the asshole.

"Damn, what are you doing!"

"I'll give you back!"

Xiaoxiao watched the two of them make trouble at an inopportune time, pinched her nose, quickly interrupted them, and urged: "Hurry down, you're still talking there, and you'll look good when you are caught." ”

"It's this pervert who stabbed my asshole first", Ye Yaodong muttered as he continued to climb down, "Wait until I come down and kill you......"

"I'll stab you to death first!"

"Shhhhhh

All three had their ears pricked up, their eyes shining, and sure enough, after a short exclamation, they heard screams again.

"Hurry up~ put the cart down, pile up the things on the ground, and push it to the door to put it away."

"Lighten up...... Lighten ...... Don't make a noise......"

The screams in the room were louder and louder, and the hearts of the four of them were so excited that they died.

It's time for the show!

They quickly put the cart back in place, and then hid in a shadow of the house.

"Here, here, stand still and don't make a sound......"

At this moment, all the lights in the house were turned on one after another, and the sound of horror, one after another, seemed to pierce the roof.

In particular, a few female voices were sharp as if they were about to puncture people's eardrums, and they were accompanied by the thump, thump, thump of the bed board.

"Ah~"

"Ah~Help~Help~"

"There are snakes~ There are snakes~ Help~Ahhh~"

"Ahhh......h Snake snake..."

The four people who had done bad things hid in the corner, their ears pricked up, never leaving a single movement, listening to the excited shouts in the room, they were all very excited, and they couldn't wait to pull the window to see the famous scene inside!

"Oops, the louder you scream, the louder it gets~"

"Louder~"

"Call it, call it, the more you call me, the more excited I become~"

"I really want to lie on the window and take a look~ It's a pity that I didn't see it~"

Ye Yaodong also felt that he didn't see it with his own eyes, and he felt quite regretful.

"Or shall we take a look?"

"No, I'll be discovered, I'll be exposed." Ah Guang stretched out his head, pressed the heart of longing, and said reasonably.

Ye Yaodong thought for a while and said: "Let's stand in a dark place, the lights in the house are bright, as long as you don't get very close, it seems that you can't see the outside figure from the inside." ”

"Huh? Right! Xiaoxiao also came back to his senses, "The outside looks bright inside, but the inside looks dark outside, and you can't see anything." ”

"Yes, yes, it seems like this!" Ah Guang's eyes lit up and he became excited.

Ah Zheng was so excited that he almost jumped up, "Let's go, let's stand in the dark place opposite the back door window, which is their own place, and there are no residents, so we are not afraid of being discovered." ”

When they checked to see if the doors and windows were closed, they had already walked around the house and were familiar with it.

The four of them hurriedly changed the point again, and the noise and screams in the house at this time had almost reached its peak.

They stood in a row, relying on their good eyesight, and saw the couple looking like ants on a hot pot through the window from a distance.

The old Wang was standing in the corner, trembling slightly and not daring to move, and his wife was standing on the bed at this time, jumping around like ants on a hot pot.

They watched from afar, and there seemed to be two snakes moving on the bed.

There are three in one bamboo basket and four in the other, and the snakes raised in the old couple's house are poured by Ye Yaodong, and he doesn't know how many are in the bamboo basket he is holding.

Anyway, in the middle of the night, there were suddenly two more snakes on the bed, which was scary enough.

"Tut-tut, it's so cowardly, it's almost scared to pee, just this cowardice, dare to threaten others?"

Ah Guang was a little satisfied when he saw the picture in the distance, and felt that he was not busy at night.

"Hehe, this old gang dish looks quite material, and he is shaking and shaking out......"

Ye Yaodong: "......"

"Do you have such a strong taste? It's almost old, can you still stare at it? ”

Ye Yaodong looked at Ah Zheng with disgust, he didn't expect him to have such a special taste?

"She threw it all at me, why didn't I watch it? Don't want money? If you don't look at it, you won't lose a piece of meat if you look at it. ”

"It's almost hanging to the ground, what's there to see?" Ah Guang also disliked it very much.

"I just thought that during the anti-Zhan period, it was true that the old lady's Naiko hid cucumbers under it!"

Three: "......"

There is a sense of picture......

Really stepping on the horse will be associated!

Ye Yaodong shuddered, and quickly changed the topic, "I don't know what's going on in the other rooms, just hearing the screams, I'm also stupid, I don't know how to open the door and run out......

"Is it possible that there is a snake at their feet, or by the door, blocking their path? Or are you so scared that your legs are weak and you can't walk? And the door is locked, and no one from outside can enter? ”

"That's good, let them experience it a little longer~"

The neighbors on the left and right, and the nearby residents were also so noisy that they all turned on the lights one after another and climbed up, pushed open the windows and cursed.

"I'm going to die, what's the noise in the middle of the night, and you don't let people sleep?"

"Who's so bad? Something is wrong? ”

"What the hell? It's like this in the middle of the night~"

"Who, have you eaten? So excited? Shouting so loudly? ”

Anyone who sleeps well is woken up, his temper is not good, and he is not on fire, he can push open the window and see at a glance, the first thing everyone does when they open the window is to open the scolding first.

However, after scolding, I also heard the screams mixed with snakes, snakes......

Some people were puzzled and put on their coats and walked out, planning to come out to check what was going on in their house, they didn't sleep in the middle of the night, they kept screaming there, and they felt obviously wrong when they heard it.

At this time, someone from the Wang family also opened the door and ran out and shouted, "There is a snake, come quickly~"

"Help, there's a snake~"

"Is there anyone ~ Help~"

The four of them stuck their heads out in the vegetable patch at the back door, pricked up their ears and listened to the sound of the old guy's daughter-in-law and grandchildren calling there.

The two old guys in the window in front of them had changed their postures, and the mother-in-law had changed from ants on the hot pot to geckos, sitting on the side panels of the shelf bed, while the old thing just seemed to have broken through the encirclement, standing by the door and opening the door.

Then, he immediately ran away, leaving his mother-in-law there as a gecko.

"Hey, isn't it time for us to play?" Ah Zheng was excitedly trying to get closer and see the excitement.

Ah Guang also looked at Ye Yaodong, "These snakes can't be let run away or caught by others, we have been busy for a long time to catch them, what a pity it is not there, the fat man is still waiting for us to complete the task and take them back to the pot?" ”

Xiaoxiao echoed, "Catch it must be caught, even if we suddenly appeared, would you guess that we did it?" ”

"What are you kidding, he said we did it, we did it? Be a thief and take the stolen goods, and catch the traitor and take the double. Do we also say that they have done too much for their lack of virtue and have been punished? ”

Ye Yaodong said nonchalantly: "Let's go, let's take a detour and walk up with a bamboo basket!" ”