It's really time to fall asleep!

Hahaha~

The four of them laughed inwardly.

Watching the people wander around and look for them, they also began to look everywhere, so as not to cheapen others.

has already been caught one, they only caught five, the rest of the one actually doesn't matter if you catch it or not, if you don't find it, it's better, keep it for them to draw more perfectly.

Just looking for it, the people who originally came in to see the excitement suddenly turned over and changed the smell, and turned into several houses rummaging around, and the people outside the house heard that they had caught 6, so they were not so scared, and they all came into the house.

There was a lot of people shouting and shouting, and the whole room felt chaotic.

It was a mess, and the Wang family couldn't stand the chaotic appearance of their house being turned over, and felt that after so long, the snakes in the house should have been caught, so they impatiently drove the villagers out.

Ye Yaodong saw that the Wang family was driving people across the river and demolishing the bridge, so he also went out.

Originally, when he saw that there were suddenly more people in the house, and some of them were turning too unpresently, he knew at a glance that he wanted to fish in troubled waters, so he didn't want to stay any longer, and in the end, he couldn't find the one and forget it.

It's not that I'm afraid that the snake will be caught by someone else, it's better to keep it!

The villagers were a little dissatisfied, and muttered in a low voice, "Be polite when you need it, and ......drive people out when you're done."

"This is called picking up the rice bowl and calling the mother, putting down the bowl and chopsticks and scolding the mother."

"It's too unsophisticated......"

"Isn't it the first day you know what their family is like?"

"I deserve it, I knew that everyone wouldn't have gone in to help them catch snakes."

"Ah Guang, a few of them are quite powerful, and they even caught five, and some of them have eaten ...... now."

Ah Guang heard the villagers mention him, and hurriedly smiled: "I did eat it, and now I don't need to go to the beach to pick up shells, just kill and stew, just eat and make up, and sleep after eating." ”

"Young people's hands and feet are neat, and their energy at night is so good......

Just as they were talking at the door, and were about to disperse, Lao Wang's family rushed out, "Don't go, don't go......"

"Which one killed a thousand knives and stole 200 yuan from me? You are not allowed to go. ”

"There are thieves, there are thieves among you, and if you steal 200 yuan from me, no one is allowed to leave......"

"No one is allowed to leave ......"

The villagers who had not yet returned home were in an uproar, "There is a thief? ”

"Won't it?"

Everyone whispered.

Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, his face was clear, so many people were rummaging around the house looking for snakes just now, if the money was not put away, it would be appropriate to be touched by someone.

Ah Guang was also surprised: "200 yuan? Is it the 200 yuan that Brother Ah Sheng paid them in the afternoon? Is it to compensate them to the royal family? Shouldn't it be paid to Wang Lizhen? ”

"Who knows how they did it?"

"If you suffer a thousand knives, you will be struck by thunder from the sky, 200 yuan, the boss has a sum of money, why don't you die? Oh, my money, eat it for him to die......"

"It's all from the villagers, when he enters someone's house, his hands and feet are so unclean, where his face is, he doesn't want his face, and he curses his whole family to die......"

The scene suddenly broke out, 200 yuan is not a small amount, and now it is gone, and the Wang family is screaming and cursing at the door.

They couldn't search the villagers one by one, so they could only sing and curse the thieves in front of everyone.

The four of them were not in a hurry at this time, they crossed their hands on their chests, watching them perform with a good show, and they could be regarded as proving their innocence standing there.

The Wang family scolded and asked who had just entered their house.

"There are more people going in here, and the people who just entered the house have basically turned around every room, otherwise how can they find snakes?" Ye Yaodong immediately spoke up.

If you don't make a sound, you will directly point the finger at them when the time comes, after all, they are the first to enter.

"You should look at the people who just entered the house, who is not here at this time, the person who is not there is the most suspicious, the one who stole the money, don't you have to run home quickly?"

"Yes, the thief must have run away long ago after he succeeded, who is still here."

"Oh, who's going home? This kind of person should go to 18 layers of hell, deliberately run to other people's houses to steal things, and if the dog is born, the whole family will be damned......"

"It's all the neighbors, the villagers, and they even steal money, and I'm not afraid that God won't be able to see it, and the next thunder will kill him......"

"Whoever stole it should return it quickly, otherwise he cursed his ancestors for 18 generations every day, cursed him to fall into the sea and drown, was eaten by fish, couldn't find it, and became a lonely ghost......"

The Wang family is scolding there with good singing and writing, how ugly is it and how to scold?

The villagers are also discussing each other, who is gone? Not here anymore.

Some people are also dissatisfied with them crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and said coldly: "They must all be gone, they are so close, they will lift their legs when they go home, it is useless for you to scold here, you have to blame yourself, and the money is not easy to collect, so it is easy for people to touch away." ”

"What kind of cool words did you say? It's not that your family's money has been stolen, and you don't have a backache when you stand and talk~"

"That's true......

"This is the money for the divorce that Ah Sheng paid today, right? Exactly 200 pieces ......"

"Huh? Isn't that what should be paid to Ah Zhen? ”

"Maybe they didn't pay attention to it, they were two next-door neighbors, but I heard that they had already lost ...... in the afternoon."

"Oh~ Then you can't give no points, right? Can the son-in-law's family agree? ”

"I guess it will be a fuss again tomorrow, but now the money is gone, and there is a fuss again......"

The villagers reversed and pointed fingers at their Wang family, so angry that the two old ones scolded again.

"What's your business with our family? Is it your turn? ”

"Roll, a bunch of salty radishes don't worry about ......"

"Break the Cylinwood chicken, everyone heard your family screaming, and kindly came out to see if there was anything you could do to help? That's all you have? ”

"When the matter is done, they will drive out the people and curse the people, if you know it earlier, don't catch the snake for them......"

Ye Yaodong also took the bamboo basket and handed it to the Wang family, "I have five old snakes here, why don't you pour them back?" ”

This move frightened them to retreat immediately, not daring to scold anymore.

But Aunt Wang had a flash of inspiration, "Is the snake you threw in?" Why else would you be here? ”

Lao Wang also reacted, "Did you steal the money too?" Just run so positive! ”

"Lin Mu chicken breaks, kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, no, Dongzi poured a basket of snakes back for them, and slept with them at night, we can't do good things." Ah Zheng angrily snatched the basket of snakes and was about to go to their door.

Lao Wang's face turned white with fright, and he vaguely remembered the cold and slippery feeling on his neck, and waved his hand again and again, "Ah, no, no, no......"

"Down-down...... Go back, don't help them catch it~" Ah Guang also said ruthlessly.

"Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and kindness will take revenge, this kind of person should not help them, just pour out the snake and let their whole family sleep with the snake."

"No, you can't do such a thing that lacks virtue......"

"We'll fall, and we won't eat snakes at night, what can you do? Downside down......"

"Wrong, wrong, we were wrong, you didn't steal, you didn't steal......"

Lao Wang hurriedly begged for mercy, and his mother-in-law didn't dare to say anything.

offended everyone, and then poured the snake back to their house, but no one helped them catch it anymore, but she was still a little unwilling.

"You swear to Mazu that you didn't steal the money!"

Well?

Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, "I swear to Mazu that I didn't steal the money!" "But I put the snake!

The seaside people who really go to sea still attach great importance to the belief in Mazu, and they can't play with it.

It's useless to swear to the Bodhisattva, Mazu is from the seaside, and the tube is relatively wide, and it is more effective for everyone!

The nearby villagers also swore to the Mazu Temple.

The people of the old Wang family had no result, so they could only pat their thighs angrily and start cursing the thieves who stole the money, and complained to each other.

"I told you to put it away, and you have to put it under the sheets, now it's okay, it's been stolen, and your heart is cool, right?"

"Are you sorry to blame me? You said it yourself, tomorrow the Lin family will definitely come to the door to divide the money after they find out, didn't I think about using it to make trouble? Anyway, in his own house, no one went out. ”

"Didn't go out? You didn't go out, people came to the door by themselves, if you put it away earlier, would it be not? It's all your fault, the money can't be put in your hands in the future......"

"If you don't let me here, let you gamble there, I'll lose it all for you in three or two clicks......"

"You crow's mouth, you curse me behind my back every day... Kill you old, you'll talk a few words with one mouth all day long......"

"Smack~"

The slap rang out!

"You bastard, bad old man, you don't know how to lie down when you die, I fought with you......"

The two scuffled together in an instant, and the villagers who had not left nearby were a little dumbfounded.

These two old guys turned around a little fast this time, and they just scolded the same enemy, and now they are fighting in the nest all of a sudden?

Ye Yaodong threw the bamboo basket on his shoulder after swearing, and originally planned to leave directly, but the plot was reversed, which also made their eyes straight.

It's a good fight!

Dog eats dog, a mouthful of hair!

The villagers were just done, and no one was willing to come forward to help pull the fight, so as not to be thankless and provoke a commotion, only their son went up to help, and everyone was there to watch the excitement.

The two beat and scolded, but compared to men, women were naturally weak in physical strength, and they were pressed and beaten after a while.

Ye Yaodong shook his head and didn't want to look at it, "Let's go!" Dog eats dog, nothing to look at. ”

The others also glanced at the Wang family with disdain, and swaggered away.

The villagers still gathered there to watch the excitement, until they were pulled away, they glanced at them with disgust and went back to their homes.

After a while, the open space in front of the Wang family was empty, and only the old couple were still there stretching out their index fingers, scolding each other with saliva, and their sons and daughters-in-law persuaded helplessly.

The lights in the neighbors' houses around them were also one by one, and they were slowly extinguished, and darkness returned to them, except for their old Wang's house, which was still brightly lit and lit there.

The old couple scolded each other at the door, until they were tired of scolding and their mouths were dry, so they reluctantly went to the house one after the other.

It's just that they have just entered the house, and Lao Wang is sitting in front of the stove in a depressed mood, intending to smoke a hookah, but suddenly he finds something moving there behind his buttocks......

His scalp went numb instantly, his hookah hit the ground, and he stood up.

I saw that half of the snake's body was exposed in the position where he was sitting on his buttocks, and half of his body was still in the firewood pile behind him, still moving and swimming......

"Ah~Snake~And Snake~"

"And the snake ......"

Aunt Wang was roughly carrying a whole kettle, her mouth was aimed at the mouth of the kettle to drink water, and when she heard this, the whole kettle fell to the ground and hit her foot.

"Ahhh

"Come on, people, there are snakes ......"

Person?

They have been driven away a long time ago, where will anyone come to the door again?

Isn't this a scolding?

The Wang family jumped up again in an instant.

And after Ye Yaodong and the others got on their bicycles and left, they went straight to the fat man's house.

The fat man listened to them describe the excitement of the Wang family just now, and they all slapped their thighs and regretted it, "I knew that I would go with me, but I didn't watch a big show." ”

"Hahaha, I didn't expect them to fight on their own later."

"And there's one snake left that hasn't been caught?"

"Yes! Just stay at their house, leave them a surprise, and always keep one of the money and things, lest they be empty and get nothing. Ye Yaodong shrugged his shoulders and said cool words in his mouth.

"Hahaha, then they probably would rather not catch anything!"

"By the way, who stole this money?"

"Hell knows! So many people are going in and out, and when they are looking for snakes, it is normal to turn over the bed, and put it there, it deserves to be touched. ”

"Hey~ Dongzi, I said, if they let you swear to Mazu, you put the snake, will you send it?"

"Fat! If I were to swear to Mazu about releasing the snake, I would definitely admit that I released it. How to drop? What's wrong with admitting it? What can I do? Can they still climb my roof? ”

He also admitted to Mazu in his heart just now that he put the snake, and if he is honest, Mazu will not blame!

"It's not enough to climb the roof of your house, but what if you poison your dog directly and end it all in one litter? Luckily, I didn't tell you to swear to the snake. ”

"In front of 200 yuan, what are a few snakes? The bamboo basket was empty, and 200 yuan was lost all of a sudden, and it was estimated that I would be distressed. ”

"Well deserved!"

"It's a double kill at night! After giving them a surprise, they lost another 200 yuan. ”

"Let's get started, don't mention the bad people, kill a few snakes first, and skin them."

Anyway, he didn't have anything to lose, it was Brother Ah Sheng who borrowed the money, and Brother Ah Sheng also solved the matter, but the Wang family still didn't get anything in the end, and it was empty.

When Ming'er, if his son-in-law's family came to the door and asked for 200 yuan or cents back, they estimated that some of them would make a fuss, and it would be time for them to be anxious.

None of it's about him, though.

"Have the ocelots and chickens been dealt with? Why do I seem to smell the scent? ”

"It's been dealt with a long time ago, it's all blanched, and I went to the mountains to pull out a few herbs, and boiled the soup out and stewed it. I'm afraid that it will be too bad to stew in advance, so I kept simmering there on low heat, just waiting for you old snakes to bring it back to the pot. I'm afraid that if I don't stew it early, I won't be able to eat it today. ”

"I also use the cauldron of the earthen stove, the leopard cat of more than ten catties, after killing, there are ten catties, and the local chicken, after killing, there are more than five catties, plus the old snake, these ten or twenty catties of meat, you have to use the cauldron to serve in one pot."

Ye Yaodong gave him a thumbs up, "Eat more and drink a few more mouthfuls of soup later." ”

"I still think that it would be good to cut a little meat and stew it a day, and this pot is served, it feels so luxurious."

Ah Zheng stretched his head to the side of the pot, sniffed, and was already a little impatient to eat, although he went back at night to take the opportunity to eat full, but who could resist the temptation of tonic?

"How many chickens do you have to eat? Your mother has to scold you to death, this is too much Sister Fei, it's good to stew it all in one pot. Simmer a little more soup, pack a little after eating, and go back to make up for the family. This dragon, tiger and phoenix soup is generally rare to come across, and you may not drink it once in a few years. ”

If this is only cooked a little, it is only enough for a few of them to eat, he wants to pack a little and take it back to his wife to taste two bites, he feels a little embarrassed, it is better to make a pot, let the family also taste two bites.

"Yes, yes, the cauldron is stewed, it's good to make up for it, otherwise it won't be fresh if you put it for two or three days."

"Okay, let's kill the snake quickly, it's almost the same after you put it down and stew it together for half an hour."

People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry, not to mention a young and strong man like him, who only eats a small ball of pot at night, and his chest is already hungry against his back.

"Can you scoop up the soup in the pot first, and drink a bowl for each person? Tiger phoenix soup is also good, I haven't tried it, can I try it in advance? I heard that there is also a big dish in Guangdong Province called Dragon and Tiger Fight, and it is also very supplemental. ”

Ye Yaodong smelled the more and more intense fragrance, smashed his mouth, his stomach rumbled so much, he wanted to lift the lid of the pot, but was slapped off by the fat man.

"The pot hasn't been simmering long enough, and it's not ready yet."

Ah Guang also said: "Keep your stomach first, eat more later, the dragon and tiger phoenix are much more advanced than the dragon and tiger fight, and the dragon and phoenix soup is much higher, keep you ...... heroic after eating."

"Cut, let's tell those three who don't have sons to drink more, and I'm sure I can hold them next year."

"Fines you out?"

"Forget it, you drink less, I'll drink more! I'm not afraid. ”

"It's a waste to drink for you......"

The five of them were there dealing with snakes, muttering, and at night, for a bite to eat, they were busy.

It's not good to segment, this one has a little more words, and I'll add another chapter tomorrow, good night