712 Reasons Not to Be Smart

Ye Yaodong slept comfortably until noon before waking up, and lay on the bed with the quilt and brewed for a while, until he smelled the aroma of food coming in from outside, and his stomach was rumbling again, he had to get up.

He sat up as the bed squeaked, stretched an oversized waist, and made a hmm-hmm-hmmah sound before lowering his arm.

"Comfortable~"

Twisting his neck, he got out of bed, got dressed, and went out.

Lin Xiuqing originally wanted to go into the house to see if he had woken up after cooking, and seeing that he came out without being called, he hurriedly said, "I just want to see if you have woken up?" When you wake up, hurry up and eat, you don't eat in the morning. ”

"Well, is the troupe here?"

"It's here, it's been early in the morning, the Tianhou Temple has been lively since the morning, and until now, there is still a group of people there, all of them are reluctant to leave, and there are fewer people after the meal."

"Oh, it's normal, our village hasn't sung a big opera yet, and the villagers are very excited."

"Isn't it? All men, women, and children ran to take a look this morning, and they were driven out of the back, and there were a little fewer talents. It's been almost an hour since the children got out of school, and they haven't come back yet, so they probably went to the Tianhou Temple. ”

Lin Xiuqing half spoke, half complained, "I don't know how to go home, and I don't have a place to find someone to eat......"

"I'll be back later."

"That's a bit difficult, I never go home on time after school every day, I play everywhere, more than 20 minutes of road, it usually takes more than an hour to get home, and now the village is so lively, it is estimated that the corner will go to the Tianhou Temple."

"Where's Yangyang?" Ye Yaodong looked left and right, and then looked at the door, not to mention people, not even a dog.

"I guess I went over there, but I didn't see anyone in the morning anyway."

"Have you never seen a dog either?"

Lin Xiuqing looked back and thought for a while, "It's really true!" Even the dog ran away. ”

"Those dogs probably ran away with Yangyang, I'll ride my bicycle over to take a look, and if I see them, I'll bring them back."

"Then you go and come back quickly, but don't bring the child back, and you are reluctant to come back there."

"How can I be, I'm not a child."

"You're not a kid yet, are you? You're not much different from them, how many things are you doing with them? And then it's all them who are beaten, and you are there gloating and watching. ”

Ye Yaodong blinked his eyes twice and smiled awkwardly, "Hehe, it's not, right?" ”

"Hurry back, still talking here? Meals are going to be cold. ”

"Got it."

He rode his bicycle along the beach to the Tianhou Temple, and along the way, he could see people walking towards the village in twos and threes, and they probably all knew that the meal was ordered and it was time to go home for dinner.

On the way, he also met a group of children from his family, who were also dancing and dancing there, and the excited look on their faces was felt by him from afar.

He pedaled twice quickly, rode up and pressed the bell on the bicycle, and the group of children reacted and saw him.

And a group of dogs in the family had already seen him first, and they all came galloping on their legs.

"Wangwang~"

"Third Uncle~"

"Daddy~"

"I don't know how to go home first after school, come here, and when I get home, I'll call someone again."

Ye Chenghai said thickly: "It's not too late, isn't it?" ”

As soon as Ye Chenghu and Ye Chengyang saw the bicycle, the two of them used their hands and feet together, one before and one behind, they were about to climb on the bicycle, and several children on the side were envious.

Ye Chenghu sat in the back seat, his hands tightly grasping the clothes on Ye Yaodong's body, grinning with some joy.

"Let's go back first, you go slowly."

"Sit tight?"

"Sit tight, let's go, Dad." Ye Chenghu said as he waved his hand to everyone.

The children behind him are very envious, the third uncle is so good, and the third uncle's child is so happy!

Ye Chengyang was lifted by Ye Yaodong, sat on the front bar, grabbed the handle in front of him with both hands, and turned his head to look at Ye Yaodong with a smile, "Dad, you are so good!" I like you so much! ”

Ye Yaodong heard the child's unexpected confession, grinned, looked down at him, held the handle tightly with his right hand, and touched his little head with his left hand.

"Do you like me or like your mother?"

"I like them all."

Ye Chenghu heard it and muttered quietly behind him, "Sycophant!" ”

"You're going to be beaten up when you go back, you don't go home after school, you run to Tianhou Temple to watch the excitement, your mother is already scolding at home."

"Everyone goes, and I'm not the only one, and I still have to go to school in the afternoon, I can't play, of course I have to go to see it when I come back from school at noon, it's so lively over there...... Father...... Can I take time off work and not go to school? ”

When Ye Chenghu said the back, his tone was not so reasonable, but a little pitiful and pleading.

"Do you want to get two 100 points and go to the city?"

"It doesn't matter, it was only a little bit worse last time, isn't there a final exam!"

"You go and ask your mother, I don't care anyway, your book is not read to me, love to go?"

"If that mother hits me, will you help me stop it?"

"If you want to eat fart, I'll definitely hand your mother a whip!"

Ye Chenghu pouted, knowing that his father was useless.

But he really wanted to stay at home and watch the play, and he regretted it miserably, he knew that he wouldn't go to study last year, and he would go to study again in September this year.

Scammed!

I was deceived miserably!

Obviously, he could have played for another year or two, but some people only went to the first grade at the age of eight, and he was deceived when he was six years old, damn it!

I have to do my homework every day, and now I can't even watch the excitement of Mazu.

He was unwilling, and as soon as he got home, he took the risk of being beaten and flattered Lin Xiuqing: "Mother, can I take half a day off in the afternoon?" I... I'm a little sick to my stomach......"

"Uncomfortable? Don't eat the uncomfortable meal, go lie down in the house, clear your intestines, you've eaten too much delicious food lately, right? Tomorrow, let your father not give you money, and don't buy you anything to eat, these days we have big fish and meat, you can eat vegetables. ”

"Huh?" Ye Chenghu frowned, his face was full of tangle and bitterness, and his mouth was flattened.

Lin Xiuqing didn't care about him, and after speaking, he glared at Ye Yaodong again, "Did you hear that?" In the next few days, you are not allowed to buy him anything to eat, there must be a lot of vendors at the gate of the harem these days, and you are not allowed to buy anything for him. ”

The corners of Ye Yaodong's smiling mouth were about to grin behind his ears, "Got it." ”

"Okay, let's eat", Lin Xiuqing patted Ye Chenghu on the shoulder again, "You go back to the house and lie down and rest, don't eat." ”

Everyone knew that Ye Chenghu was careful, and no one paid attention to him, they all watched Lin Xiuqing clean him up, and then cooperated with all of them on the table, leaving him standing there alone.

Ye Chenghu stood alone in place, wanting to cry without tears, and he didn't know for a while whether to go back to the room and lie down, or sit down to eat with a dead face?

"What are you doing? Go, why are you standing there stupidly? Go back to the house and lie down. ”

He touched his already hungry belly, revealing a smile that was more ugly than crying, "Mother, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore......"

"It doesn't hurt again? It may hurt again later, so you better lie down and be on the safe side. ”

"Really... It doesn't hurt anymore......"

Lin Xiuqing raised her eyebrows, "It really doesn't hurt?" ”

"It doesn't hurt anymore!"

"Okay, then stand still."

Ye Yaodong almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but fortunately he held it back.

It's not good to find any excuses, to find an excuse for your stomach ache.

Looking at Ye Chenghu standing there with a pitiful expression, he felt that he, a good father, should help.

"Maybe my stomach twitched just now and I want to poop, right? This will feel like it will pass, so don't want to pull it, right? ”

Ye Chenghu nodded again and again, wanting to speak, but his mother preemptively said it.

"Then you can accompany him to poop, and by the way, you can also help him wipe his buttocks, so that he can't wipe it clean."

"Huh?"

He just picked up the chopsticks to eat, and she actually asked him to accompany him to poop?

At this time, the old lady couldn't help laughing, "You eat yours, what are you doing in the lake?" ”

"Okay."

Ye Mu couldn't help but speak: "I can't study well, I still want to take leave to watch the excitement, my leg is not broken, it's okay." You still helped to talk, and only asked you to follow up to wipe your buttocks, and didn't tell you to follow up and eat hot. ”

Ye Yaodong glanced at his mother angrily, "I can't stop your mouth when I eat, it's so big, why do you need someone to wipe your buttocks?" ”

"What did you two do last night? I didn't come back all night, and I didn't go to you for so long to be a thief, and I came back with a bunch of juvenile shell barnacles, which opened all morning, and dug them out with a smell of diesel, and fed to the chickens, but the chickens didn't eat them. ”

"Forget it, it's a matter of the way to bring it back anyway, and it doesn't take much effort."

"Doesn't it take a lot of effort to dig? Where did you dig it up? Pry off the ship? In the middle of the night, you don't sleep to clean the barnacles of the boat? Eating too much? ”

Ye Yaodong glanced at Ye's father, but he didn't expect his mother to guess half of it......

Ye Muhu looked at the father and son suspiciously, "You two sneaky eyes are looking around, is there something hiding from us?" What the hell did you do last night? Did you really clean up the ship? But I didn't see a boat running aground on the beach. ”

Father Ye pretended not to do anything and said, "Eat first, and then talk about what you have to do when you go home." ”

"You said the same thing last night, and I haven't seen you say anything when you go home since last night, but you snored a lot." Ye Mu glared at him fiercely.

"Then I woke up and didn't see you, what do you tell me?"

"Don't talk about pulling down, never talk about it."

That's not good, the two of them are still counting on a casual mention to his mother, so that she can get around for a while first, and then drive a boat back in a few days.

However, this matter can't be blatantly pulled out for discussion, and you can only whisper a few words when you are by the pillow at night, after all, if you are a thief, what you tell will be a lie.