Chapter 50: Dogs are boring

"Master! Are you sure you can play the piano? This is a guzheng! Nan Muxue said with disbelief written on her face, wouldn't it be to be handsome in front of them, pretending to be profound?

"Senior sister, don't you see that the piano, chess, calligraphy and paintings are all placed here? Is it true or not, just listen to it? ”

Luo Yunge looked at the furnishings of Chen Mu's courtyard and said with a light smile, in fact, she didn't believe it, if this was the case, then her "master" was really "invincible".

"If you want to call Senior Sister, it's not big or small!" Nan Muxue walked over and kneaded Luo Yunge's face, pretending to be angry.

Last time, she said that she didn't look at age, but only at cultivation, but who knew that her "junior sister" was still serious.

The little junior sister is indeed against the sky, and the realm of eating and sleeping is improving.

Nan Muxue almost cried, and privately asked Chen Mu to help her improve her realm several times, but what she got was a stronger blow than the other:

"Don't think about it, no one can match the speed of Dao body ascension, go to bed early if you have nothing to do, and cultivate well if you have something."

Nan Muxue can be said to have unspeakable bitterness ( ́; ︵; `)

You can only cheer silently (ง •̀_•́)ง

"I remember you didn't say that last time, junior sister!" Luo Yunge looked at Nan Muxue and asked with some confusion.

In her heart, she was happy, it had always been Nan Muxue who "bullied" her, and now she is back, not to mention, it's very enjoyable.

"Ahem! That's not good, you have to change it, and then you will sort it by entry time. Nan Muxue covered her cough, shook her head, looked at Luo Yunge with her hands behind her back, looked like an eldest sister, and said lightly.

I secretly said in my heart: "Xiaoxiang, this doesn't confuse you?" ”

"If you two don't want to hear it, go and cultivate separately and disturb me here."

Chen Mu looked at the two women holding their foreheads and said a little speechlessly, they were "bickering" all day long, thinking that there were seven apprentices outside who he had never met, he felt a big head.

No, you can't let him [her] live in his own mountain, he doesn't have a free time, and then ask the two girls to go to the Nine Peaks to choose a seat!

"Listen, hehe, Shizun, play quickly!"

Nan Muxue took the small bench next to her and sat down obediently, looking at Chen Mu with unblinking eyes.

"I listen too." Luo Yunge sat directly on the ground, holding his chin with one hand, and looked at Chen Mu with a charming smile on the corner of his mouth.

Chen Mu didn't speak, brushed the strings with one hand, the sound of the piano was crisp, and the sound quality was not bad, so he nodded with satisfaction.

Relax and relax with your slender ten fingers resting on the strings.

"Knock~" The sound of the piano goes straight to the heart.

The two girls came to a picturesque paradise, with mountains and rivers, and they had not yet had time to enjoy the scenery.

Once again, the sound of the piano came into their ears, and they turned into fish playing in the water, and for a moment they turned into birds soaring in the sky, and they turned into plants and trees, and they turned into waterfalls, and they were dirt...

They forget themselves, everything is them, they are all things, they are all things, they swim between heaven and earth.

A group of "small animals" in the backyard came out one after another, looking at the direction of Chen Mu in the outer courtyard, showing a look of surprise.

"Is this an initiation?" The crucian carp in the fish pond popped up, opened its eyes wide, and spit bubbles with some surprise.

"Indeed!" The chickens in the yard looked at the faint colorless airflow on Chen Mu's body and said solemnly.

"Hmph~ It's kind of interesting!" The gluttony in the pigsty opened its mouth and snorted, looking a little funny.

"Haha, worthy of my master, hehehe" Xiao Hei stood on his two hind legs, his front legs crossed his waist, and laughed with a dog's face.

Chen Mu's Immortal Emperor realm is not enough in their eyes, but the Dao is different, this is a kind of existence that crosses the Dao.

"It's still early, the prototype is not yet...."A turtle is now exposed, its huge body covers the sky and the sun, Chen Mu didn't detect it at the beginning, it was because he had just fused that eye, he was unfamiliar, and the turtle deliberately hidden.

When the turtle came out, all the little animals widened their eyes and saw something incredible.

In their impressions, the turtle came out once, that is, when the "old mother" brought it back, and they never saw it again.

Now that they have come out to speak today, this makes them feel strange.

"Years, tsk, it's really rare, tens of thousands of years have passed and I have seen you bubble twice."

"Years, do you think we have a future with him?"

"Yes, yes, look at it, aren't you going against the ages?"

The tortoise's ability is to pause time, speed up time, and travel between the future and the past.

In addition, it has a long lifespan, so everyone calls it "Tai Sui", this name has existed since ancient times, but few have seen it.

"Nonsense, it's your honor to be able to follow my master, why don't you kneel quickly?"

Xiao Hei raised his head high, looked at the animals with a condescending look, and said coldly.

I almost didn't put it: [From this moment on, you are all younger brothers, call me eldest brother.] These fourteen big letters were written on the face.

"Stupid dog, you're not really going to be a dog, are you?"

"Dead licking dog! he... tui...”

"It's just, hu... tui....”

"The higher divine beasts will never be slaves, hum!"

“hui... tui, after only a few days of eating, he became a "human beast"? ”

Saliva flew all over the sky, and all the animals showed disdainful looks, when the "old mother" brought them back, she said that if Chen Mu couldn't subdue them, they could leave on their own and never interfere.

Obviously, the current Chen Mu still can't meet their requirements to bow their heads, what they don't know is that Chen Mu doesn't look down on them either, but they just start to be surprised for a moment.

In Chen Mu's eyes, there may only be a mysterious willow tree.

I don't know who it is, but a mouthful of saliva happened to spit on Xiao Hei's face.

Suddenly, they were stunned one by one, jokes are jokes, everyone is still "good friends", which "animal" is so unethical? Did you really spit out someone's dog's saliva?

This.... Isn't that a bit excessive?

"Who is it? If you have the ability, stand up, Lao Tzu swallowed him alive!! The little black dog's face instantly darkened, and the already black hair became even darker.

The animals looked at the turtle [years] and greeted each other with a gossip of greetings, and there was no wave in their hearts, and they said lightly:

"Just do your own thing, and don't leak it."

With that, its phantom vanished, and I don't know where it was hiding in the corner of the courtyard.

"Lao Tzu asks again, who spit on it?" Xiao Hei slapped his paws on the ground, looked at the animals and grinned.

"What? Do you want to? Gluttony licked his big mouth and looked at Xiao Hei and smiled lewdly.

"yes, do you want to be in Europe?"

"You've got a lot of skills, you want to single out all of us?"

Gluttony took the lead, and other "little animals" jumped out one after another when they saw this, looking at Xiao Hei provocatively, who would admit that the saliva was spit on their own?

It's too "inferior", maybe they all have, maybe just one or two of them, admit it? That's impossible to admit, only fishing in muddy waters.

Xiao Hei almost vomited blood and died on the spot, this group of "animals" is really inappropriate! Gritted his teeth:

"A bunch of waste, you have the ability to fight alone!"

Xiao Hei tried to use the agitation method to one-on-one, but it seemed to think too much, everyone is an old fritter, who can't see whose mind?

"You're a waste, you have the ability to pick and choose!"

"If you can pick it in a group, why do you want to go it alone? We're not stupid dogs! ”

"You don't dare to pick a group, what are you calling a dog?"

"What is your status, what is my status?"

"........." listened to the taunts of many "small animals", and the whole dog was a little messy in the breeze.

"What's the noise? Sick of it! Xiao Chen Yao walked over with a small hoe and pointed at the small animals are milk killers.

After planting the lollipops, she sat next to them and watched, looking forward to it, hoping that the candy would grow soon.

Time passed minute by minute, still not grown, the little animals were still quarreling, she was a little annoyed, and she came out with a fierce scolding.

The little animals shrank their heads when they heard Xiao Chen Yao's voice, Chen Mu and they can afford to provoke them, this "little ancestor" really can't afford to provoke them!

If she runs to the "mother" to complain, they will only be beaten, and if they don't do it, they may be put in the oil pot and become a dish.

"Little princess, they bullied me π_π" Xiao Hei limped up, clinging to Xiao Chen Yao's feet and tears, telling the crimes of various small animals, looking like a dog was not easy.

"Really?" Xiao Chen Yao bit her fingers and looked at the little animals thinking, as if she was asking herself and other small animals.

"Little princess, fake, this stupid dog runs the train with his mouth full!"

"Fake, don't believe it, little princess."

The little animals looked at Xiao Chen Yao's thinking and spoke one after another.

"Well, I didn't see it this time, and I don't know if it's true or not, and I'm not allowed to swear in the future, and I'm not allowed to quarrel, and I'm not allowed to scold "people" or I'll be beaten, you know? Xiao Chen Yao encouraged the small hoe in his hand and warned.

"Yes, yes, yes." They nodded vigorously.

Xiao Chen Yao nodded with satisfaction, but Xiao Hei wanted to cry without tears, shrugging his head.

"Okay, don't be upset, let's go and see what my brothers and sisters are doing." Xiao Chen Yao patted Xiao Hei's head, and jumped out of the backyard with a small hoe in his little hand.

Xiao Hei looked at the setting sunset, sighed and followed behind, feeling that the dog was boring, grandma didn't hurt, and the little master didn't love it.

Seeing Xiao Chen Yao leave, all the animals also breathed a sigh of relief, they were really afraid that Xiao Chen Yao would give them a hoe, after all, that hoe was a Taoist weapon.

They're injured again, and they're enough to carry a few heads!?

"Yanagigami, what do you think?"

"Yes, Willow, can you tell us?"

“......”

When a group of small animals came, the willow tree was already here, and it was considered the "boss" by everyone.

The willow tree did not respond, they were used to the coldness of the willow tree, they were not strange, they did what they had to do, they had not seen it say a word for tens of thousands of years.

"Knock~" As the last note outside fell, the undulating sound of the piano returned to calm.

As soon as the song ended, the two girls also woke up leisurely, looking at Chen Mu, their eyes were full of stars.

A single song sublimated their state of mind, and they saw a farther road and a clearer direction.

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows lightly, the two girls looked like they were going to eat him in his eyes, and secretly thought to himself: "It seems that we have to let them live by themselves as soon as possible, otherwise there will be chaos sooner or later." ”

"Brother, your piano is so good!" Xiao Chen Yao ran over, holding Chen Mu's arm and rubbing his little face, his face full of happiness.

Xiao Chen Yao had already come over, but seeing Chen Mu playing the piano, she didn't bother, she stood by obediently and waited, not to boast, she thought it was really good.

"How did you get disgraced?" Chen Mu looked at Xiao Chen Yao with a dirty face, and said with some amusement.

Speaking of this, Xiao Chen Yao shrugged her little head, as if she had been greatly wronged, and she didn't say a word, my name is still pitiful.

Chen Mu frowned, looked at Xiao Hei and raised his eyebrows, and said in an unkind tone: "Did you bully her?" ”

"How can I, how dare I!" Xiao Hei is going to cry, there is suffering, what kind of day is today, is it its calamity?

"It's not Xiao Hei, brother, don't blame it, it was bullied by other small animals just now!" Xiao Chen Yao waved her hand in a panic and helped Xiao Hei to relieve the siege.

With the swing of the hoe in Xiao Chen Yao's hand, the surrounding space became chaotic, and a breath of death surrounded everyone, Chen Mu's eyelids jumped, and it was fake to say that he was not panicking.

"Don't move!" Chen Mu looked at Xiao Chen Yao, and said in a serious tone.

"How... What's up? Brother. Xiao Chen Yao stopped waving her little hand, her charming big eyes looked around vigilantly, and whispered.

"Can you show this to my brother?" Chen Mu's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the small hoe.

"Give!" Xiao Chen Yao didn't think much about it, showed her two little tiger teeth, and let go of her palm.

Chen Mu took it, held the hoe and looked at it carefully for a moment, spit out a breath of turbidity, and said in a serious tone:

"The best Dao weapon!"

The things he used were all ordinary, and he had searched all over the house, not to mention the magic weapons, and there were no magic weapons, so where did Xiao Chen Yao get it?

"Yaoyao, where did you come from?"

"This is from my sister!"

“......”

Okay, Chen Mu said that he was disturbed, and silently put it away, how could such a dangerous thing be given to a three-and-a-half-year-old child?

My "mother" is really big-hearted, just go back and make an ordinary hoe for her to have fun.

"Yaoyao, which sister is it?" The two girls walked over, patted the dust on Xiao Chen Yao's body, and said with a smile.

"Sister is sister!" Xiao Chen Yao bit her fingers, thought for a moment, and responded.

“........”

"Ahem, so you went digging just now?" Chen Mu looked at Xiao Chen Yao and asked.

"yes, I went to plant the things my sisters gave me, but ..... They don't grow. Xiao Chen Yao pouted, with her little hands behind her back, kicking the ground and saying a little aggrieved.

"Box..... Box... Lotus... Lotus.."

"Ahem, cough, cough..."

"Ahem, ahem, I.. Isn't it.. Hehe has a cold? ”

The three of them were stunned for a moment when they heard this reply, and then all kinds of small actions covered up their desire to laugh but did not dare to laugh loudly and presumptuously, for fear of breaking the little girl's heart.

"Why? Brother? ”

Xiao Chen Yao raised her head, looked at Chen Mu and asked seriously.

"Well, it's like this..."

Chen Mu put away his smile, Xiao Chen Yao is just a simple child, as a brother, he actually wants to laugh, it's really damnable.

So they began to explain to Xiao Chen Yao, and the two girls also put away their smiles, and solved their doubts for Xiao Chen Yao on the side, human cubs are so cute.

Xiao Chen Yao listened half-understood, still ignorant, Chen Mu expelled the two girls to open the mountain, and the more people explained, the more chaotic it became.

The two girls rolled their eyes at Chen Mu, then ignored him, picked up Xiao Chen Yao and explained slowly.

Leaving Chen Mu in place, he sighed helplessly, the two "beloved apprentices" are really getting more and more unruly, no big or small.

I don't know where the other "lovers" are? If you can't come, don't come! Both of them are enough for a headache...

Rubbing his eyebrows, he stood up and went back to the house to cook, Xiao Hei smacked his lips and followed in.