Passing through the farmhouse, the koi carp is possessed to open the road to food and prosperity Chapter 68: Save the iron ox and punish the god stick
Sheng Guo'er was very worried about the state of the Iron Bull and wanted to go and see it, but after thinking that if she went, she might stimulate the Iron Bull, so she said, "Little Peach, what's wrong?" ”
Xiao Tao said: "Tie Niu just keeps muttering, and he is still very depressed, unable to lift his spirits, and sometimes crying." His father and mother were frightened and wanted to find Wang Banxian to take a look. Wang Banxian said that Tie Niu was suffering from hysteria and needed to be cleared. But after clearing for a long time, it still didn't get better. ”
Sheng Guo'er knew that she thought that this child must have drilled the tip of the horns, what hysteria is not hysteria, it is all bluffing.
Tie Niu is still a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, so it is estimated that it would be good to distract himself.
Sheng Guo'er said: "Little Tao, I think you can tell Tie Niu's father and mother a way. ”
After finishing speaking, Sheng Guo'er whispered a few words in Xiao Tao's ear.
Xiao Tao's eyes widened, and she asked incredulously, "Sister, can this work?" ”
Sheng Guo'er patted Xiao Tao's shoulder and said, "This is lovelorn rescue psychotherapy, Tie Niu must be out of love." ”
Sheng Guo'er's words made everyone present a little puzzled, Sheng Guo'er saw that everyone didn't understand, so he said: "It's okay, Xiao Tao, as long as you do what I say, it shouldn't be a problem." By the way, I have to ask Uncle Li and the villagers to help! ”
Uncle Li said: "There is no problem with this, Tie Niu is honest and honest, and we all like him very much." ”
Sheng Shi was also a little worried about his brother, and said, "Sister, what can I do?" ”
Sheng Guo'er patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said, "Sheng Shi, your task is to investigate this Divine Stick King Half-Immortal, and then improvisate and trick him!" ”
Then Sheng Guo'er said to Uncle Li: "Uncle, please go and organize the villagers, and everyone will work together to help Tie Niu!" ”
Sheng Guo'er was actually a little uncomfortable when she said this, and she took Meng Xingzhou to Tie Niu's house without thinking much about it at that time. In hindsight, it was indeed ill-conceived.
However, it is not too late to make amends this time, so Sheng Guoer decided to personally command the "Save the Lovelorn Iron Bull" operation.
She first asked Xiao Tao to inform Tie Niu's parents, and then asked Uncle Li to gather some villagers in the village who could sing and dance to come to the house to discuss.
Xiao Tao ran to Tie Niu's house, at this moment Grandma Wang and Tie Niu Niang were crying, Xiao Tao said: "Grandma, auntie, don't worry, I have a way!" ”
Tie Niu Niang sobbed and asked, "Little Peach, what can you do as a child!" ”
Wang Banxian stroked three strands of long beard, and said in a strange manner: "His child just met a bumper, and he must worship the Great Immortal, I have to get on my body and use martial arts to exorcise evil spirits!" You have to prepare a mouthful of pigs, three hangings of money, and two bags of rice to give to me for worship! ”
So much! Tie Niu Niang's face was embarrassed, if this was given to Daxian, her family would not be able to live this year. But in order to save his son, Tie Niu's father and mother gritted their teeth and said, "Okay! In this case, please Daxian quickly save my son! ”
Seeing this, Xiao Tao hurriedly stopped it and said loudly: "My sister said, you haven't tossed for a long time and haven't understood, it's not hysteria at all!" ”
Wang Banxian opened his eyes and said angrily: "Little girl, you dare to blaspheme the gods, aren't you afraid that the gods will condemn you!" ”
Xiao Tao also came to the heart and said: "My sister said, the strange force is chaotic, and the feudal superstition is brought bad by your gang!" ”
Wang Banxian said disdainfully: "Who is your sister?" ”
Xiao Tao said proudly: "My sister is Sheng Guo'er!" ”
Wang Banxian had more or less heard Sheng Guo'er's name, he smiled and said, "A little woman who can only show off her cleverness, how dare she rap here!" ”
Xiao Tao got angry and said, "Don't let you talk about my sister like that!" ”
Grandma Wang pulled Xiao Tao and said, "Xiao Tao is good, don't delay the adults to do business, no matter how bad your Brother Tie Niu is, grandma can't live, can you bear to see grandma sad?" ”
Xiao Tao said with some hatred: "Grandma, aunt, uncle, why don't you believe my sister!" Just let him earn our money for nothing? ”
Wang Banxian said angrily: "Vertical child! How old are you, you dare to say that Daxian, I will make you look good today! ”
Xiao Tao puffed up her chest and said fiercely in a milky voice: "Okay, let's compare if you have the ability, let's see if it's your great immortal or my medical stick!" ”
Wang Banxian laughed: "A child can also heal? ”
Xiao Tao smiled: "I have studied, and my sister also taught me a psychotherapy, you see which of us has the ability!" ”
Wang Banxian disdained to quarrel with Xiao Tao, and said to Tie Niu's father: "Old Chu, this little girl is messing around, you can't follow the nonsense!" ”
Third Uncle Chu said angrily: "Little Peach, don't mess around, hurry up and go home!" ”
At this moment, suddenly Uncle Li came with someone.
As soon as they saw that the village was coming, Wang Banxian and Tie Niu's father and mother hurriedly greeted them and said, "Why are you here?" ”
Uncle Li said: "The situation of Tie Niu is not good, Wang Banxian has worked hard, but Tie Niu has not improved, just now Guo'er told me a way, let's die a horse as a live horse doctor, give it a try, if not, then ask Wang Banxian to heal!" ”
Wang Banxian's face was a little displeased: "Li Zheng, you are insulting me!" ”
Uncle Li smiled: "Wang Banxian, don't think too much, just give it a try, if it doesn't work, you come again!" ”
Wang Banxian saw that Li Zheng had spoken, so he walked to the side in a sneering manner, and said in a strange manner: "Hmph, what ability can a country woman have to cure hysteria, phew!" ”
Xiao Tao looked at Wang Banxian's nasty face, and said, "It's definitely better than you!" ”
Wang Banxian gave Xiao Tao a roll of his eyes and said, "Okay, let's compare today, who can make Tie Niu normal!" ”。
Uncle Li said at this time: "Little Peach, do as your sister says." ”
Xiao Tao nodded, snorted at Wang Banxian, and then walked in front of Tie Niu and said, "Tie Niu, my sister is looking for you!" ”
As soon as he heard that Sheng Guo'er was looking for him, Tie Niu didn't even snort, his eyes instantly brightened, and he got up and asked normally, "What is Sister Guo'er looking for me for?" ”
Tie Niu's instant improvement shocked everyone, especially Wang Banxian, he didn't expect that the most ordinary words of Sheng Guo'er brought by Xiao Tao could quickly make Tie Niu return to normal!
Xiao Tao knew that according to her sister, Tie Niu had not completely come out yet, and she had to continue to go down.
But Wang Banxian rolled his eyes, thought about it, and shouted: "This is the result of my invitation to God just now, and it is my credit!" ”
Xiao Tao cut a snort, and then said to Tie Niu according to her sister's words: "Tie Niu, my sister asked me to tell you that she came to you to make it clear to you, she has decided to be with Mr. Meng now, this is a fact!" ”
After Tie Niu heard this, he instantly languished again, and Wang Banxian pointed at Xiao Tao and said, "Look at it, it's my credit, but she destroyed it." ”
After investigating this god stick king demi-immortal, Sheng Shi, who hurried over, knew everything and said to Wang Banxian in disgust: "Shut up! ”
Xiao Tao continued to follow her sister's method and said, "But Sister Guo'er said that she prepared some gifts for you." ”
Tie Niu's eyes lit up again, and he asked, "What gift?" ”
Xiao Tao pointed outward and said, "Look! ”
Tie Niu looked in the direction that Xiao Tao pointed, and saw Song Shiro with his bare belly, with a funny grimace painted on his belly, and some black cloth covering his face as hair, and then began to dance a funny belly dance.
Uncle Li also threw a banana peel over, and Song Shilang fell to the ground all of a sudden.
Everyone was amused by this show, and even Wang Banxian forgot what his task was, and laughed.
But Tie Niu frowned and didn't have any expression.
Then the other villagers performed a lot of funny and funny shows, but Tie Niu didn't react, and his small eyes were still squinting and unhappy.
Xiao Tao and Sheng Shi were shocked into a cold sweat when they saw this: Isn't my sister's method okay?
At this time, Wang Banxian smiled and said: "It's enough to make a fool of yourself, it's time to go back, don't delay me to save people!" ”
After finishing speaking, Wang Banxian took the iron bull to a kennel.
Wang Banxian said: "You kowtow three times to this, this is your dog god!" She will help you get rid of evil! ”
When Tie Niu heard the word "", he instantly cried. This made Wang Banxian blind: "You, what are you doing!" ”
Sheng Shi hurriedly hugged the heartbroken Iron Bull and said, "You are not sensible, the is a reflection of a woman, and he can't listen to this when he is out of love." ”
Broken love, what is it? Wang Banxian was a little puzzled: "What are you talking about?" ”
Sheng Shi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and said to Tie Niu: "Let's go outside, there is a show outside, I guarantee you like it!" ”
Uncle Li said: "That's right, going out for a walk may be good for him, everyone go outside and prepare!" ”
Wang Banxian also followed out curiously.
Coming outside, Xiao Tao asked Sheng Shi: "Second brother, what should I do next?" ”
Sheng Shi remembered what his sister said about the way he improvised, so he smiled evilly: "Look at me!" ”
Then Sheng Shi said: "Tie Niu, shall we go to the play?" ”
Tie Niu asked, "What kind of play?" ”
Sheng Shi greeted everyone: "There is a good show to watch, everyone come with me!" ”
Everyone didn't know what the Sheng family sisters and brothers were going to do, so they all followed curiously, and Wang Banxian smiled: "I see how long you can make a fool of yourself!" ”
Third Uncle Chu and Third Aunt said to Uncle Li: "I said Uncle Li, don't let the children mess around, save people!" ”
Uncle Li said: "Guo'er told me, only in this way can I save the iron bull, think about it, what did that Wang Banxian toss for a long time?" ”
With Uncle Li's words, Third Uncle Chu and Third Aunt could only follow.
Sheng Shi took everyone to a small farmhouse courtyard, and at this moment, suddenly a chubby peasant woman ran out of the yard in a rage, and shouted with a broom menacingly: "Bastard, you are here!" ”
Wang Banxian fixed his eyes, and was so frightened that the three souls and seven spirits ran for more than half of it, and turned around and ran away like a rabbit!
The peasant woman stepped forward with an arrow, pushed down Wang Banxian with one palm, and then sat on the thin Wang Banxian with a butt, pressing him out of breath and calling for help.
"Bastard, you want to leave when you eat and wipe clean, did the old lady let you play for nothing? I've found you, lose money! The peasant woman's face turned purple, and then she picked up Wang Banxian like a little hen, and slapped him twice with a bow left and right, so that Wang Banxian was bright and couldn't find the north.
"I said, you mother-in-law, why did you run here!" Wang Banxian didn't expect that he would be found in the door after a night of romance two days ago.
Then Wang Banxian covered his swollen face and turned around and scolded: "Who did this!" ”
The peasant woman kicked Wang Banxian to the ground, and the painful Wang Banxian screamed, and the peasant woman pointed at Wang Banxian and scolded: "You old liar, bah, you can only run a horse, and you are a quail when you are serious!" Eunuch raised! I'm a big girl with yellow flowers, I can't let you take advantage! ”
Hahahaha, everyone suddenly understood and laughed.
Wang Banxian was ashamed, and also jumped to his feet and scolded angrily: "I'm still a fungus child!" You've lied to me too! You said that you are like Yang Guifei, you are like a ghost, you didn't scare me to death the next morning, you are Yang Guifei, you are Zhang Fei! You've got a beard for you! ”
The peasant woman grabbed Wang Banxian's head and slammed it on the tree, and Wang Banxian was not to be outdone, turned around and scuffled with her.
"You give me back my youth!" Wang Banxian scolded angrily.
"You give me back my innocence!" The peasant woman grabbed Wang Banxian's hair and tore it and shouted.
Everyone hurriedly pulled away Wang Banxian and the peasant woman, and at this time, Tie Niu laughed and said, "That's what I like, hahaha, I won't be so stupid in the future!" ”
Whew, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and said in their hearts, Tie Niu has finally returned to normal.
Then, Uncle Li and the villagers blasted Wang Banxian and the peasant woman away.
Tie Niu said: "Sister Yiwei is my good sister, I will never be stupid again!" ”
At this moment, suddenly Ma Chunhua ran and said, "Oh no, I saw that Wang Banxian went to find someone, and he said that he wanted to take revenge on us!" ”