Chapter 999: The Third Uncle Did It

"Then eat it yourself, see if Ah Guang will leave tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, take him 6 cans to take away, your father, eldest brother and sister-in-law will give two cans each, Ah Guang himself will also have two cans, and the others will not be divided." Your second brother is far away, so I won't send them, let's keep them for ourselves. ”

"Okay."

Lin Xiuqing took out the canned food and fiddled around with it by the moonlight, "Didn't you find anything different?" Will this canned fish be good? ”

"It's going to be delicious, it's very fragrant, the fish in it is even fried to the bones, you can chew it in and eat it, and there are a lot of tempeh, which can be used directly for bibimbap."

"Isn't that a lot of oil and water?"

"Yes, there is a lot of oil and water, so it's expensive."

"Try it tomorrow, so what's the difference between this canned fish and caviar?"

"The big difference, it's dark now, it's late, I'll tell you tomorrow, I can't necessarily turn it over now, I can't see it."

Ye Yaodong returned to the table and ate the remaining two hot spring eggs before climbing into bed.

Lin Xiuqing also put back the canned fish he took out, and then went to bed as well, only to see him pounce on the child and kiss him.

"Don't mess with her, I won't coax you when you wake her up."

"I'll coax."

"a fart, wake up the child every day, fall asleep on your own, lie back in your place, and sleep with you."

Ye Yaodong was pulled, and the child frowned and twisted his body to resist, so he had to return to his position and let Ah Qing lie down in the middle.

"I've been here for a few days, what's going on in the village?"

"Yes, that Wang Laoqi in the village doesn't know how long he has been saving dried fish, a few days ago he pushed a cart of dried fish that is taller than a person and said that he would also learn from you, and he would send it to the city to sell it, and slowly make a lot of money."

"But I was reluctant to spend money to call a tractor, so I walked, and I heard that I walked for a day and a night before I arrived in the city, and when I went, I was lucky, and it was quite safe, and then I sold it along the street, saying that it was selling well, and it was sold out in three or four days at the farmers' market."

"It's just that before they were happy, they were robbed sleeping at the gate of the station, and they originally planned to wait at the gate of the station for the first train to come back at dawn."

Stupid!

"Idiot, it's the most chaotic station outside now, and you dare to sleep at the gate of the station after making money? Wouldn't it be possible to stay in a guest house for one night? Deserved to be robbed. ”

"It was said that the morning market in the early morning had just finished selling, and the station had not yet opened, thinking that it would be dawn in an hour or two, so I sat at the door and waited, and I stayed in a guest house for a few nights."

That's not to say, maybe you will be targeted when you sell goods at the farmers' market for a few days, these places are the most chaotic before the New Year, and the station is already a mixed place.

He was also willing to do it at the time, and he took a tractor, and occasionally sold out of goods, and went directly to the station to get on the train as soon as possible.

Even so, the money in the pocket was stolen for a few dollars.

"And then? Didn't they go with a cart? If you come back by car, you won't be able to get on the bus. ”

He took his two sons to sell it together, and then wanted his two sons to come back by car with the money first, so he pushed the cart slowly by himself. As a result, the three of them were robbed before dawn at the gate of the station, and they were beaten up, and they could only push the cart back slowly. ”

"It was said that they had walked for a day and a night, and when they came back, their faces were almost swollen like pigs' heads, and they all fell at the door of their homes before dawn, or the people in the village who picked up dung early in the morning passed by and saw them, so they woke them up and helped them back."

"I heard that even the padded jackets on their bodies were ripped off, and the three of them were so cold that they almost died for half a day. The villagers all panicked, saying that it was fortunate that they didn't run so far, and if they wanted to make money, they had to have that life. ”

"However, I heard that in other villages, last year, some people successively ran to other towns with their burdens, or other counties to sell their own dried fish, but they made more or less money."

"It's just that there are no big boats at home, and they all rely on small wooden boats to catch fish, and the amount is not so large, and they are slowly stored for a long time before they carry them out and sell them."

Ye Yaodong answered softly, and he was a little confused.

"Where are ordinary people willing to spend money to buy these things that can be easily obtained for them, they will only want to save a little more and sell them at one time, your husband and I are smart people, and I am reluctant to let the children catch the wolf."

"Yes, yes, let's sleep, I've been tired for a few days, and I'll tell you when I get up tomorrow."

After a week of drifting on the ship, there was not a single day that I had a good night's sleep, and even if I did, it was only intermittent, and the roar of the machine in my ears never stopped.

At this time, lying on the soft bed at home, on the fragrant pillow, he was already drowsy, half-asleep and listening to her story, forgetting that he had not paid the public food for several days.

Lin Xiuqing had just finished speaking, and the snoring sound in his ears sounded in the next second, he turned his head to look at it, and pulled the quilt a little higher for him to cover his neck.

After a night of no dreams until dawn, he woke up and continued to wrap his head in the quilt, soft without a fishy smell, smelling full of sunshine, he was reluctant to get up.

It was only at this time that a small buttocks arched around in the quilt, pulling the quilt, and he found that there were still people in the quilt.

With his eyes closed, he touched the bed, but his hands were wet.

"Damn, are you wetting the bed?"

Ye Xiaoxi smiled and puffed out a big bag in the quilt, and Ye Yaodong lifted the quilt and saw her sitting inside.

"You bale of straw, hurry up and take your pants off."

"Cold ~ Don't ~ "

She lay down again, and pulled the quilt again from the hole he had lifted, closing it.

Ye Yaodong had no choice but to reach out to grab her in the bed and take off her pants, "Did you get drunk last night, so you couldn't get up today, and then you wet the bed?" ”

Otherwise, she usually gets up early, and when he wakes up, there is no one in the bed.

"Where's the pee? You on your new bed just a few days after I bought it...... Ah Qing ~ Ah Qing ~ Your daughter wetted the bed~"

Lin Xiuqing heard the shouting in the house, and hurriedly pushed the door in.

"Why are you calling it like that? How old are they? Won't you wake up on your own, still waiting for me to come in and put your clothes and pants on? Your daughter is awake, you can put on her clothes and pants, I don't have time, I'm going to the workshop. ”

"She wets the bed, you take out a set of her clothes and pants, I don't know where you put it."

"Bedwetting again? No wonder you scream 'your daughter, your daughter', this bedwetting is my daughter, not your daughter. After Lin Xiuqing complained a word, she hurriedly went to get him clothes and pants.

"This stinky girl, she has eaten so well in the past few days of the New Year, and she has been wetting the bed for three days."

"When did you wet the bed?"

"In the past few days when you are away, just like Pei Yu's two competitions, you pee today, I pee tomorrow, the two take turns wetting the bed, there is no day to stop, I wash the quilt and dry the quilt for them all day long, and I have nothing to do."

"I'll just tell you how the quilt smells of sunshine."

"Then you didn't smell the pee?"

"Ahem, no, didn't you wash? That's the smell of sunshine, of course. ”

"Fortunately, there is fabric at home, I made a temporary quilt, and the plastic film on the bed was fortunately not torn off, otherwise the new bed I just bought would have to pee on them and there would be yellow stains everywhere."

"Gai Ming'er asked Ah Guang to compensate me for the quilt."

Lin Xiuqing turned her head, threw her clothes and pants on the bed, and said angrily, "You're so embarrassed." The dead girl came over to change my clothes, and she was still wrapped in it and didn't come out......"

"Don't fight!"

"Come out!"

"Don't fight!"

"I'm still there to fight, and I'll take the whip if I don't come out again."

Ye Xiaoxi lifted the quilt, stretched out his head, and then tightened the mouth of the quilt, and glared at Lin Xiuqing, "Can't fight!" ”

Lin Xiuqing angrily climbed up and pulled the person out of the bed, and slapped his ass twice.

Ye Xiaoxi was bouncing on the bed with her bare ass, "It hurts~cold~"

"It's cold and you can't get dressed."

"Can't fight!"

Originally, she didn't want to fight, but the more she talked, the more she wanted to fight, and after being caught, she hit it twice.

Ye Yaodong was also a little distressed when he saw that his daughter's buttocks were all red and her buttocks were full of five-finger prints.

"Why are you hitting so hard, you see the five finger prints on your buttocks."

"Then you dress her."

As she spoke, she threw the clothes to him, and she hurried out to do her work again.

Ye Yaodong watched her go out again in a hurry, so he had to take the small clothes on the bed, "Come here, come here, the old lady who beat you is gone, my father won't beat you, come and I'll dress you." ”

Ye Xiaoxi jumped over, hugged his neck and took a sip, and then shrank into the quilt, it was not easy to fish.

The father and daughter played and grabbed people in the bed bed, played for a while, laughed and laughed, and then put her dressed.

He himself shivered and got out of bed to get dressed and pants, and then squatted there to put on her socks and shoes.

"When my ancestors serve you like my ancestors, I don't know if I can enjoy this blessing when I am old."

Ye Xiaoxi giggled and kicked his feet, but he didn't cooperate.

Ye Yaodong slapped the little foot that kicked him in the face twice, and grabbed her foot and stabbed it in the face of the bearded Laza, she laughed even louder, and kept curling up her feet.

"Hahaha, itch ~ bad dad ~"

"Be nice, don't move, put on your socks, put on your shoes and you can run on the ground."

"Where's my sister?"

"I'll take it home, and I'll be back with you in the evening."

"Oh."

"Okay, let's go, wash your face and eat."

One big and one small walked out holding hands.

The old lady sat in front of the stove, holding the tongs and pulling the ashes in the stove, looked at them and said with a smile: "Get up, I have been listening to you playing in the house, eat quickly, and the porridge is warmed in the pot." ”

"Okay."

Ye Yaodong washed the child's face, and pulled a few hairs on her head, "How to tie this." ”

Ye Xiaoxi shook his head and dodged his magic grasp, "Don't tie it up." ”

"Forget it, just dress up like a fool."

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the old lady again, "The workshop started early in the morning?" ”

"It's been started a long time ago, early in the morning, it's just a little bright, everyone comes to work, the sun is out at this time, it looks warmer, and then go out to see after eating."

"Hmm."

Ye Yaodong looked at the dishes on the table, there was no canned fish, so he went to the house again and took out a can and opened it.

"What is this? Black and slippery. The old lady stuck her head out, and her index finger was about to poke into the can.

"Canned fish." He took the trouble to explain it again.

"Don't eat fresh, eat this?"

"Don't eat the fresh, you want to eat the pickled? Want to eat salty? Want to eat dry? Don't be verbose, each has its own flavor, and it's just right to eat. ”

"Okay, well, then you eat, then you eat." The old lady was not verbose.

Ye Xiaoxi had already scooped a bowl of porridge to the end while the two were talking, and he didn't need to be fed or matched, he had to swallow it, and his appetite was admirable.

When Ye Yaodong lowered his head to eat, he saw that she had finished eating, and she leaned on the stool, slid down, and ran away.

"Eat so fast?"

"I'm in a hurry to go out and play, it's noisy outside."

Ye Yaodong pricked up his ears to listen, there was indeed a lot of noise outside.

"How many big homework have you done? Done registering? Can you still have so much fun? You'll have to make them cry for a while. ”

He also finished eating quickly, and when he went out, he saw a large number of little girls at the door playing and singing.

"Malan blossoms twenty-one, twenty-five-six, two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one...... Three-five-six, three-five-seven, three-eight-three-nine-forty-one......"

A group of little girls stood on one foot, and the other foot circled around there, jumping as they turned, Ye Xiaoxi didn't know when to climb in, standing in the middle circle and clapping and singing.

No wonder you eat so fast and run so numbly.

A few boys were playing cockfighting on one foot on the side, screaming wow.

"Are you done with your homework?"

"Dad, don't make any noise!"

"Third uncle, go away!"

"Third uncle, you are so annoying!"

Ye Yaodong was pushed by this one, slapped twice by that, he could only stare at him, yesterday he was very happy to call him the third uncle, but today it has changed.

"Let's see how long you can be happy."

He shook his head and headed straight to the workshop.

It's better to play noisily like this than to gather together and set off firecrackers, and it's probably over the New Year, the red envelopes that should be taken away have been taken away, and the pocket money that should have been spent has been spent.

It's not like the days after the New Year, the crackling sound at the door has not stopped, and a group of country children play a lot of tricks.

It's just that Ye Yaodong couldn't see them so happy, so he went to the workshop and went around, and he also told them about it.

After a while, Ye's sister-in-law and Ye's second sister-in-law hurriedly ran home, and the roar of the lion in Hedong came from afar.

"Do you want to sign up in the afternoon? Still playing ......"

"I don't have time to do it, you're all going to heaven...... The words are all in the ears, and they are still playing here, and the shit is suffocating to the ass door, and they don't know how to take off their pants. ”

"It's going to heaven in the New Year, and the skin didn't give you a tightening, you don't know what to be afraid of."

"Run, Run!!"

"It must be the third uncle!"

"It's the third uncle's ......"

At night, I had dinner with friends, people were drinking, and I sat in the code, which was miserable!!!!

(End of chapter)