Chapter 574: Buying Paper
"Grass, why did you guys run in!" the tall man said angrily: "Now that someone has found out, see what you do!"
"Big brother, it's okay, won't you be discovered!" The yellow-haired boy grinned: "There is a saying that go your own way, so that others have no way out." We've done it!"
looked left and right, the road was indeed empty, the originally lively street, no one was driven away by these guys, even if they wanted to pass by, they were far away.
"Which of you has paper, give me two!" the tall man covered his nose and held out his hand.
The younger brothers dug out their pockets one by one, and suddenly the scene was silent.
"Big brother, I didn't bring paper!"
"I didn't bring it either!"
Six or seven people, none of them went out with straw paper, which made the leading eldest brother immediately dumbfounded, he swallowed his saliva, and said, "Grass, you don't bring paper, so how can you go out?"
"How did I know it would be so sad?" the yellow-haired boy smiled bitterly and said, "Otherwise, just don't wipe your butt!"
"I'm grass, you're fucking disgusting!" the tall man scooped up his pocket, but instead of taking out the paper, he took out a lot of cash. So, he was faced with a choice, whether to wipe his ass with money or with his hands.
"Do you think we will settle it with money or with our hands?" asked the leading man.
"Big brother, use the money!" The man in the suspender jeans immediately said: "When we run out, we can wash it and continue to spend it, anyway, it's not in our hands!"
"If it makes sense, just use the money!" the younger brothers said one after another.
Seeing this, the tall man hurriedly called out to Ye Chen, and said, "Brother, did you bring paper?"
Ye Chen showed a weird smile, then took out a pack of tissues and said, "Do you want this?"
"Ah, yes, yes, yes, that's it!" Everyone looked at the tissues in Ye Chen's hands, for the first time, this was definitely the first time in their lives that they had such a crazy desire for tissues, and now even if there was a girl standing in front of them, it was estimated that they couldn't arouse their desires, and they only had this pack of tissues in their eyes. This pack of tissues is what they crave, want, and need most. It's a fool to have paper without it, the money is too hard, and the area is too small, not as soft as a paper towel.
"Five hundred yuan a pack!" Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Who of you wants!"
"I'm grass, you're robbing!" The tall man immediately said angrily: "His mother's roadside stall is only a bag for one dollar, and you actually sold us five hundred yuan, it's too cheating, right?"
"Alas, forget it, you don't have to forget it!" Ye Chen immediately put the tissue in his pocket and turned around to leave.
"Wait, brother!" the leading man immediately called out to Ye Chen.
"Don't you want to?" Ye Chen looked at him suspiciously. The man gritted his teeth, took out five hundred yuan, and said, "Yes, Lao Tzu wants it, five hundred yuan, for you!"
Ye Chen grinned and said, "It's about the same, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer!"
The deal was so good that the money that had just been given to the restaurateur was also earned. The leading man took Ye Chen's tissues, and then opened them to see, Nima, why are there only five?!
Helplessly, the transaction has been completed, the tall man took one from it, and handed the rest to the younger brother behind, saying: "There are still four in it, save some use, you can do it yourself!"
The younger brother in the back divided the tissues evenly, and if it wasn't enough, it would be two directly, and the small was a little smaller, and the key was to wipe the buttocks. Soon, the gang came out of it. One by one, they hiccuped comfortably.
"Grass, why is it still so stinky!" The tall man touched his stomach and seemed to feel a lot more comfortable, but the smell did not decrease.
"Big brother, you've stepped on!" said one younger brother hurriedly.
The leading man looked down, and sure enough, there was a piece of standing on the sole of his shoe. The man's face turned blue suddenly, and he said angrily: "Nima, did you take shit luck today, why can't you get along with shit?"
"Grass, big brother, it's all that bastard, we always see him today, he must have passed on bad luck to us!"
"This bastard, deceived Lao Tzu of 500 yuan, and he actually wants to run, chase after me!" the leading man gritted his teeth, and then, a group of people rushed forward frantically. These guys surrounded Ye Chen thoroughly.
"You ...... What are you going to do?" Ye Chen pretended to be stunned.
"What are you doing?!" The leading man showed a weird smile and said, "You kid dares to cheat Lao Tzu's money, and you don't inquire in Jianghuai City, am I Yan Buer so easy to bully?"
"Ah, you are Yan Bu'er, Yan Gang Leader?!" Ye Chen was stunned, Nima, this kid pretended to be too good, Yan Bu'er was solved by himself, this kid dared to pretend to be Yan Bu'er.
"That's right!" the man nodded and said, "Lao Tzu is Yan Fuji, the leader of the Yanlong Gang, you must have heard of the Yanlong Gang in Jianghuai City, right?"
"I've heard, it used to be the biggest gang in Jianghuai City!" Ye Chen nodded.
"Grass, too!" the man scolded, "Hurry up and give me back my money!"
"You bought my tissues!" Ye Chen frowned.
"Go find him!" the tall man immediately pointed to the yellow-haired boy on the side. Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and his face showed a touch of displeasure, but the boss had an order, so he couldn't help but look for it. Then, the guy got a bunch of tissues that the gang had just used. Pinched it with one hand, covered his nose with the other, and said, "Big brother, get it!"
"Boy, this is your tissue, you take it back, and the money will be returned to us!" The tall man glanced at the tissue he had just used, and he could see it in the past, but the ones under his command used it were really disgusting, stained with a lump of. It really makes people want to vomit.
"Those who do business, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, how can there be such a thing as you?" Ye Chen squinted.
"What? you're not happy?" the tall man immediately carried the steel pipe. The others also showed their weapons.
Just when everyone was about to make a move, suddenly, the leading man immediately covered his lower abdomen and said, "Grass, here it is again!"
Before he finished speaking, the whole person immediately rushed into the green belt. The boss was just about to tell the younger brothers to buy a few packs of tissues, but before the words came out, the little brothers immediately rushed into the green belt.
Whoa......
One by one, there was a lot of commotion. The little brothers' faces turned pale and said, "Damn, I must have eaten a piece of my stomach today, and I'm about to collapse." ”
"What should we do, we have no paper again?" The yellow-haired little brother immediately looked at everyone in embarrassment.
"Damn, I'm at odds with the papyrus today or something!" the leading man gritted his teeth.
"Yo, you don't have any straw paper again?" Ye Chen smiled.
"Alas, brother, I'm really sorry just now, can you please help us buy a few packs of tissues?" Today, I was really tortured by this uncompetitive stomach. I even had to beg for mercy from the guy who was just about to beat people up.
"Okay, a thousand!" Ye Chen snorted with his thumb and forefinger.
The face of the leading man turned blue, Nima, just five hundred, now it is a thousand, this price increase is faster than China's GDP. However, under the eaves, he had to bow his head, so he could only honestly take out a thousand oceans and hand them over to Ye Chen. Ye Chen took out a pack of tissues from his body again, and said, "Take it!"
The tall man shuddered for a moment and said, "This time there is no shortage of catties, right?"
"Don't worry, our conscience here guarantees that Sister-in-law Tong will not be bullied!" Ye Chen grinned. After giving the tissue, Ye Chen decisively chose to leave. earned fifteen hundred oceans in one go. It's a really good business.
Ye Chen didn't leave for long, and this group of guys immediately caught up. This did not surprise Ye Chen. How could these guys be fooled willingly.
"Boy, call out the money, damn it, you dare to ask for Uncle Ben's money!" This time, the man first sent a younger brother to buy tissues, for fear that the situation would change. Only then did the leading man come to beat Ye Chen with confidence.
A group of people surrounded Ye Chen and refused to let go.
"Alas, I thought you would come to me for money!" Ye Chen took out a stack of banknotes, the key was that the money was more than the other party gave. Ye Chen counted out one thousand and five, handed it over, and said, "Your money!"
"Grass, you kid has taken our money for so long, why do you have to calculate some interest, right?" the tall man snorted coldly.
"You...... How much are you going to want?" Ye Chen smiled stunned.
"Not much, give me everything you have in your hand!" the man was not polite. The stack of banknotes in Ye Chen's hand showed a touch of greed.
"What if I don't give it?" Ye Chen put all the money in his pocket.
"Look for death!" The leading guy immediately rushed up with an iron rod, Ye Chen sneered, flashed sideways, dodged the opponent's attack, and then pinched the opponent's arm, borrowed the force, and then directly threw the opponent out.