Volume 1、Unspeakable Absurdity Chapter 1、Woe to the Pig Arch Mouth
Tie Min is a well-known filial son, his father is Zhou Zhiqiang, nicknamed Zhou Lao, a master who wants to die to save face and suffer crimes.
In the eighties of the last century, the two doors of the emergency room of the steel mill headquarters were made of wooden frames, with a whole piece of glass inlaid on them, and a latch was inserted inside.
Three large characters are written on the glass of the door in red paint: First Aid Room.
Tetsumin had never been to this kind of place before, so I don't know how it would be like to stand here. Now that he is standing here, he sees the words "emergency room", and the most obvious feeling is that he is so anxious that he wants to pee.
"You big deflated calf, if your father has three long and two short, I can't spare you." Aunt Zhou scolded him behind her.
This is Aunt Zhou's patent.
When she was usually fine, she had dinner and sat in the building with her neighbors chatting.
Within three sentences, Aunt Zhou praised Tiemin, the eldest son, for how sensible he was, like a girl, and almost took care of all the housework. What washing and calculation, cooking on the fire, and ironman cooking housework, is definitely a good hand.
She made it clear that she was making a marriage advertisement for Tiemin.
But when it came to the nitty-gritty, she spoke as if she had eaten gunpowder, and the words "Bang Bang Bang" let people know what it meant to add fuel to the fire.
Today's fire of hers directly burned Tie Min's father to the hospital.
Hearing the sound of a door latch in the emergency room, Tetsumin shivered nervously.
A female nurse walked out with a clip and asked, "Who is Zhou Zhiqiang's family?" ”
Without waiting for Tiemin to answer, Aunt Zhou hurriedly replied, "Me." ”
"What do you have to do with the patient?" This kind of verification by a female nurse is purely superfluous. On the big night, apart from the patient's family, who else can come here to get things done.
"Zhou Zhiqiang is my family." Aunt Zhou spoke so realistically, in her vocabulary, there was no lover and husband at all.
said that the master is enough for Sven. She usually mentions Tie Min's father to others, and when she opens her mouth, she is: Our old man. The most civilized way of saying it is: our family goes to work.
At that time, the uneducated railway housewives basically said this.
"Sign this." The female nurse first handed the pen to Aunt Zhou, and then sent the clip to her and said, "You are in this position, write your name"
Aunt Zhou is so real, when people give her the pen, she dares to take it and ask her to sign it, and she also pretends to sign it.
It wasn't until the pen in her hand was pressed on the clip that she remembered that she couldn't write, so she stuffed the pen to Tiemin.
Tie Min was quite calm, and knew to ask first: "What kind of words is this signing?" ”
"Critical illness notice." The female nurse's voice was not loud, and her speed of speech was relatively fast, so she could hear that she was in a hurry.
Aunt Zhou's reaction was faster than the female nurse's speech. As soon as her legs were weak, she "choked" and lay down in Tiemin's arms.
Tiemin held her up and shouted to the son behind him, "Come and hold Mom." ”
Tiemin's younger brother, Zhou Tiesheng, is really a bastard.
At this juncture, he didn't come to help Aunt Zhou, but jumped up in the air, kicked Tiemin's ass violently, and cried and scolded: "You big suffocating calf, you made your father angry to death." ”
Shengzi usually likes to steal his father's small stove, but he has a body bone that is not fat, and his hard feet are on Tiemin's ass, almost kicking Tiemin on the head.
Fortunately, the female nurse stopped there, and Tiemin did not kneel on the ground.
Tie Min settled Aunt Zhou on a wooden bench beside him, and he didn't care about what to do with his son, he begged the nurse and said, "Please, save my father." ”
"Your father has an acute cerebral hemorrhage, and we have given him medication, but we need to observe for a period of time before we can decide whether to open a craniotomy or not." The female nurse's words were buzzing in the iron people's brains.
Since you said that you need to be observed, why do you still ask the family to sign a critical illness notice?
How did Tie Min know that the female nurse was doing her routine.
For emergency patients like Zhou Zhiqiang, who are in an unstable condition, they must first issue a critical illness notice to the patient's family, beware of sudden changes in the patient's condition and accidents, and they need to bear the responsibility of not informing the family in time.
Tie Min's trembling hands signed his name on the critical illness notice. It was also reminded by the female nurse that after the name, the relationship with the patient was remarked.
It's ridiculous to say that Tiemin was in a confused mood at the time, and he actually wrote the word husband and wife after his name.
Legend has it that the doctors and nurses in the emergency room of the hospital are very shrewd and deal with the patient's family, and do not let go of every detail, for fear of losing money in a lawsuit in the future, the female nurse did not find out about this disclosure.
Shengzi completed the first attack on the iron people in his life.
Seeing the female nurse return to the emergency room, he also knew that he was afraid, so he ran to Aunt Zhou'er, took her hand, and cried: "Mom, if Dad is gone, what can our family do." ”
According to Aunt Zhou's temperament, she must be crying, and this accident happened.
Aunt Zhou had tears in the corners of her eyes, she wiped away her tears for her son first, and didn't have to look at Tie Min and said, "Tie Min, you are the boss of the family, and you are in charge of the rest of the matter." ”
Aunt Zhou is used to eating food and not wearing clothes at home, and in the face of such emergencies, she can only count on Tiemin.
The truck that brought Zhou Zhiqiang to the hospital has returned to the town.
Tie Min could only run all the way back to his home in a small town more than 30 miles away from the hospital to get a passbook in case he was going to the bank to withdraw money and pay the rescue fee at dawn tomorrow.
Tiemin ran home, found the passbook, rode his bicycle again, and when he returned to the emergency room of the hospital, it was already dawn, and Aunt Zhou and Shengzi were gone.
It's broken, isn't it Dad......
Tiemin held the passbook in his hand, stood at the door of the emergency room, and grinned and cried.
Don't say anything, he his father off.
Tiemin cried all the way, went to find the mortuary, and woke up the uncle who was watching the door of the hospital.
He asked Tie Min with a confused face: "What are you smoking, you squeak early in the morning and don't let people sleep." ”
"I'll go to the morgue to find my father." Tie Min mourned his father from the bottom of his heart, but he didn't expect to make the uncle who watched the gate angry.
"Crazy you!" The old man was also a violent temper, he shouted to Tie Min at the top of his voice: "The key to the mortuary is in my hand, what is your father doing there." ”
Tie Min really wanted to reply to him: Please drink and chat.
What is a good place to go in the mortuary, which big living person is willing to go there, he suspects that this uncle is sleeping in Maoleng.
Shengzi, who was sleeping on the bench at the door, was awakened by the conversation between Tiemin and Uncle, he rubbed his eyes and came over and said, "Mom asked me to wait for you here, Dad has been transferred to the ward." ”
Tie Min kicked over with one heel, and the painful son jumped high and walked cross-legged, he didn't dare to say a word to Tie Min.
If he knew that in a few years, Shengzi would be the first nouveau riche to drive a private car in the area of the town's railway, it is estimated that the iron people would not dare to do this to him.
Tiemin graduated from junior high school with the worst Chinese score. At this moment, he suddenly thought of an idiom: happiness gives birth to sadness.
It was supposed to be a happy night for the whole family, but he asked his father to go to the ghost gate for a walk.
Thanks to Lord Yan, he didn't look down on the stubborn Zhou Zhiqiang and turned him away. Otherwise, Tiemin's infamy as a cheating father is estimated to have to be carried for a lifetime.
I'm a little embarrassed to say what happened.
Tie Min took a fancy to a girl, and secretly dealt with her for two years, and was discovered by Zhou Tiesheng, a small spy of the Zhou family, carelessly.
At first, Tiemin gave Shengzi a few pieces of minced meat and sausage heads from time to time, so that he could keep his mouth shut.
Unexpectedly, this kid was greedy to the point of inches, and he actually stuffed a whole piece of pig's head meat into his mouth, which was the pig's arch mouth, Zhou Zhiqiang's favorite part.
Shengzi was kicked on the hemp tendon by Tie Min, so he limped to touch porcelain with him, and secretly reported to Aunt Zhou, saying that Tie Min was hanging a horse outside.
In those years, the railway family, the young people of the appropriate age were engaged in objects, and they basically relied on the words of matchmakers. There are few people who dare to engage in private objects.
Under normal circumstances, the introducer must first obtain the consent of the parents, and the other party's work appearance and family conditions have been said in the past, so that the child can wear the best clothes to meet the partner. Whether it succeeds or not, this procedure was disrupted by Tiemin in the Zhou family.
At that time, there was a saying: the big ones wear shoes, and the small ones do the same. It means that the eldest in the family makes an example, and the younger siblings do the same.
Sure enough, when Shengzi fell in love with his little sister Yanzi, he didn't care about Zhou Zhiqiang's opposition at all, and the reason was very sufficient: My brother was the object at the beginning, why don't you care.
One sentence made Zhou Lao speechless.
When Aunt Zhou heard the news, her reaction was quite strong, as if Tiemin was playing hooligan outside.
She gritted her teeth and stomped her feet and said, "If you kid doesn't study well, see how your father cleans you up." ”
Aunt Zhou works at the scrap yard and walks the streets and alleys all day long to collect rags, and the most expensive thing every day is that mouth. When I saw everyone, I had to mumble and spit stars for a while, so that I could count on three and a half cents.
Aunt Zhou'er's worthless mouth encountered Tiemin, a son who did not study well, and the consequences can be imagined.
Tiemin was off duty that day, and made fried noodles with cabbage and potato strips for dinner, stewed a pot of sorghum rice and dry rice, and mixed a big bowl of red pickles in the snow, which was a thief.
Tiemin also prepared snacks for his father.
A plate of fried peanuts mixed with sugar, a plate of braised pork edges. The only relatively intact piece of pig arched its mouth and was eaten by the child.
Shengzi is cunning when he is young, he is afraid of being beaten again, he doesn't know where to get a stick, he learns the appearance of the wounded soldier in the movie, limps with a limp, and has the right to make the opening statement for Tiemin to be beaten.
Tie Min put the hot wine pot in front of his father, and specially poured a cup of old white dry for his father.
Zhou Zhiqiang picked up the wine cup, never drunk, and tortured his son first: "Where are you going to be idle again, who is going to kick the lame." ”
"My brother." gave birth to a son and didn't become an actor, which is really a bend to the material. As he spoke, tears fell in pairs.
Zhou Zhiqiang drank a sip of wine, and he didn't look at Tiemin at all. This is a habit shared by Tiemin's parents, and there is an idiom called "striking the east".
Zhou Zhiqiang first sandwiched a piece of meat and put it in the bowl of his youngest daughter Yanzi. Yanzi is his top friend, and his two brothers don't have this treatment.
Zhou Zhiqiang grabbed a few more peanuts, threw them into his mouth and said: "As the old saying goes, when parents are not there, the eldest brother is the father." No matter why your brother beats you, there must be a reason for him, so you can bear it. ”
This is Zhou Zhiqiang, no matter when, in front of his son, he gave enough face to Tiemin.
"Why don't you ask, why did he give birth!" Aunt Zhou is at home, and she is definitely a self-appointed inspector.
She doesn't care about anything, and she doesn't care who is right or wrong, as long as Zhou Zhiqiang shows an attitude, she will definitely stand on the opposite side and put forward a why.
Zhou Zhiqiang bowed his head and was silent, silently chewing peanuts, waiting for Tie Min to explain the situation.
Tiemin truthfully reported that the only piece of pig arch was stolen and eaten by the son. Zhou Zhiqiang listened, grinned and said, "It's time, who made you greedy." ”
It stands to reason that Zhou Zhiqiang has stopped pursuing it, and Aunt Zhou should also accept it when she sees it.
If she had done something else, Aunt Zhou could do this, but she heard that Tie Min was hanging a horse outside, and she couldn't remain silent about this matter anyway.
"Tiemin, tell your dad what you're doing outside." Before Aunt Zhou'er's words fell, the son opened his mouth and squirted: "Why don't you say that you are hanging horses outside." ”
The richness of the Chinese language lies not only in its polysemy of words, but also in the tone of expression.
Tiemin was enraged all of a sudden, he waved his hand, and obediently fell down again. With his parents present, even if his lungs were blown up, he didn't dare to make a mistake.
"What's going on?" The wine cup that Zhou Zhiqiang had just picked up was heavily on the small dining table.
Tie Min confessed truthfully, saying that he had a girlfriend, and the girl's family lived in Shuilouzi.
Tiemin has a certainty, and he naturally can't avoid being scolded, and it shouldn't be possible to be beaten.
Shengzi finally found a chance to take revenge on Tie Min, and he said "Wow, wow", saying that Tie Min's girlfriend was wrapped in his dead face and had been secretly punished for more than two years. He also said that the iron people had two heads in three days, so they would run to others to help with the work and so on.
Looking at the posture, Tie Min was not beaten by his father, and he vowed not to give up when he gave birth to a child.
"Does her family know?" Zhou Zhiqiang's reaction was beyond the expectations of everyone in the family. Instead of being angry, he asked a pleasant question.
"Yes." Tie Min didn't dare to say that Wang Li and her mother had called him an eldest son.
"That's good." Zhou Zhiqiang's reaction caused Aunt Zhou's dissatisfaction.
"If you don't study well at a young age, you go outside to hook up with other girls, why don't you care." Aunt Zhou's judgment on the problem has never been to ask whether it is right or not, whether it is possible or not, as long as Zhou Zhiqiang does not object, she resolutely sings the opposite.
"Tiemin is in his twenties, and he has become a shunting captain, so it's time for him to start a family." Zhou Zhiqiang drank his stomach and said what was in his heart, and a rare smile appeared on his face.
Zhou Zhiqiang crossed his fingers and calculated an account for Aunt Zhou.
If Tiemin gets married this year, he will be able to hold his grandson next year. He will be retired in two years, and he will be able to walk around at home with his grandchildren.
Get the benefit, before he dies, he can still see his great-grandson.
Zhou Zhiqiang was very happy, two halves and a pot of old white dry, he drank two pots. I don't care about the majesty of being a father, humming the Yimeng Mountain tune, who doesn't say that my hometown is good.
The revenge plan for the birth of a child was thus shattered.
Zhou Zhiqiang's mood affected Aunt Zhou, not only did she not get happy, but she began to settle accounts with a sad face.
The family only has less than 300 yuan in savings, which is not enough to pay for the happy events of the iron people.
Tiemin was in a bright mood, and he almost pouted.
Wang Li has already said that they don't need to spend a penny on the Zhou family when they get married. When the time comes, as long as the Iron People live in their house, everything will be alive.
Tie Min didn't dare to say this, he knew that his father would definitely disagree. The eldest son of Lao Zhou's family, why should he be a son-in-law for others.
"Catch up with Ming'er, you bring the girl to the house to take a look, and Zhang Luo will get married." Zhou Zhiqiang's words set an irreversible foreshadowing for him to be rushed to the hospital today.