Volume 1、Unspeakable absurdity Chapter 4、There is nothing in the world

Tiemin slept soundly when he was awakened by the sound of a kick on the door.

He tensed up in his sleep, lifted his legs hard, and then pressed hard, and the whole person floated down from the locker. Moreover, the feet landed steadily, and a 180-degree turn.

Only then did he open his eyes, run into the bath, take out the dick, aim it at the drain, and "whoa-" to pour urine.

This is a habit developed in four shifts, and every time the leader raids the post, he shows this set of actions that even professional gymnasts may not be able to do, and finds an imperfect excuse for his own disciplinary violations.

Under normal circumstances, when the leaders at any level saw this series of actions, they were basically frightened and stupid, and no one had the heart to care about the violation of discipline anymore.

An employee is injured on duty, which is a work-related injury.

The unit not only has to be responsible for him for a lifetime, but also has to be assessed and deducted points by the railway branch.

Therefore, every time the cadres on duty come down to check the post, they will make some movement first, as long as they don't let him see it, you close your eyes and snore, and you will be able to live.

Tiemin was timid by nature, and the urine poured out was trembling.

He felt someone laugh behind him, and turned the muzzle of the gun sharply, and the remaining residual liquid was not wasted at all, and it was poured on the big cow.

This SB has almost done the work for about half the night, and he wants to be lazy and sleep for a while, and he is embarrassed to wake up Tiemin, so he licks his face and makes such a move.

To be honest, since they were recruited into the station and assigned to the shunting group of the operation workshop, Tiemin is like the father of Da Niu and Nikoku, taking care of them all the time.

Before the old shunting commander of the third tune was changed, all three of them were three-tone connectors.

At that time, the night shift, Da Niu and Erguo were divided into the first half of the night and the second half of the night, and each person must have slept for half a night, so that Tiemin would be alone until dawn.

It's time to catch up with the day shift, and these two boys don't play tricks, and they can't take care of them at a glance, so they don't know where to run and be lazy.

Fortunately, for the sake of the old neighbors, the director of the workshop turned one eye open and closed one eye in everything, and did not care about them, which also gave these two boys a habitual problem.

People treat Tiemin as his father, and he doesn't hesitate to be lazy at all, and Tiemin doesn't have any tricks for them.

The two countries are very particular.

Seeing that Tiemin had slept enough, he was embarrassed and gave up the position of shunting commander.

As soon as the station straight-line phone rang, he ran over, answered the phone, operated the shunting plan, and then followed the tone of Tie Min, and shouted at Tie Min: "Take over and hang three roads, twenty empty ones, and send five roads to the North Freight Yard." ”

Without waiting for Tiemin to react, he grabbed the signal light and ran out.

"See, this guy wants to be a shunting commander in his dreams." The big cow's leaky mouth, no matter what the occasion, no matter what location, no matter who it is, it is a mouth that squirts.

Whenever this happens, Tiemin can only think that he hasn't for a few days and chokes out a stinky fart, and hurriedly hides out, for fear of being confused by his fart.

Connecting people is a job of conscience.

If you are conscientious and responsible, stay in the shunting yard all night, walk the hook, and connect the brake duct, there will definitely be no idle time.

Of course, like Da Niu and Erguo, if you treat Tiemin as your father, you can still do the work, but it's just that Tiemin runs more errands and suffers more.

According to the regulations, the shunting personnel can not have distracting thoughts when they work, and Tiemin completed the train hanging, sat on the car gang, and went to the North Freight Yard with the train, he began to have distracting thoughts.

After the night shift, he wanted to go directly to Wang Li's house, and the purpose was clear, and Wang Li was done.

He has been in love with Wang Li for more than two years.

What should be said or not, he is stupid, and let Wang Li say it. What should be touched or not, he has touched it with a thick skin. is what should be done or not, without Wang Li's permission, Tie Min didn't dare to do it.

In fact, Wang Li's last line of defense should have been broken by Tiemin a long time ago, as long as he was coercive, a little rougher, Wang Li would obediently surrender.

It's a pity that Tiemin is timid, and at the critical moment, he didn't dare to take a step beyond Lei Chi.

He's not sick.

In fact, the first time Tie Min kissed Wang Li, because he didn't master the heat, he bit her lip, and he made Tie Min feel distressed and slapped his two big mouths.

When you really like someone, it's really in your mouth for fear of melting, and you are afraid of being scared when you hold it above your head, so you must be careful and cherish it.

On several occasions, Wang Li warned Tiemin: "I would rather be broken than save for tile." ”

Tie Min didn't know what this sentence meant at first, but after listening to the big bull's bragging, he suddenly woke up and understood the meaning of this sentence.

In the words of the bull, that's called X hint.

Once a woman has true feelings for you, she will use this sentence as an excuse, and to put it bluntly, it is to imply that you can do whatever you have to do.

Tiemin was also afraid that Wang Li would be pregnant.

Such a perfect girl, she got along with him without trying anything, and she was dedicated to him, and Tiemin was reluctant to hurt her.

Of course, when it comes to the love of men and women, you can't talk about who hurts whom, as long as you are consensual, you can do whatever you want.

But then again, Wang Li's mother recognized Tie Min, but his family didn't know about it, once Wang Li was pregnant, with his father's stubborn temper, he was likely to treat Wang Li as an immodest woman, and he would be killed in one sentence, in that way, Tie Min was really evil.

Speaking of which, he also has to thank the little spy for giving birth to a son.

This kid pierced this layer of window paper for a piece of pig arch mouth, and his father unexpectedly recognized Wang Li, and also opened up a wedding for the two of them.

Tie Min is equivalent to getting the Shang Fang Sword, no matter what kind of holiday his father and Wang Li's mother have, as long as they are together, his father will have to give in in the end.

In order not to affect his and Wang Li's wedding date, Tie Min is ready to cut first and then play. It's best to make some noise before his father recovers.

With Tiemin's understanding of his father, he wanted to hug his grandson, and his mood was quite urgent.

I heard that Tie Min had already planted his grandson, and with Wang Li's excellent genes, his father must have crossed his fingers, waiting for the child to be born as soon as possible.

As soon as Tie Min wanted to talk to Wang Li, he was nervous and gasping for breath.

Let's make a long story short, the work of the second half of the night, unconsciously, ended like this.

Tiemin soaked in the bath for half an hour, and then asked the cow to give him a bath. The big cow was uneasy and kind, and almost rubbed Tiemin's back and bald skin.

As punishment, the iron people scrubbed the shampoo and soap from top to bottom.

Tiemin changed his clothes and walked out of the locker room. The breeze blew, and the aroma tickled his heart.

Tiemin used to take a bath, and he used the labor protection soap issued by the unit, as the saying goes, pancreas, and he was never willing to take a bath with soap.

Tie Min thinks that soap is a thing used by women, and the soap issued by the unit not only has strong detergency but more importantly, it does not cost money.

Now it seems that soap should also be used once in a while, Wang Li must like it when she smells it.

Tiemin rode on his bicycle, and the wind was blowing all the way, and it didn't take much time to rush to Wang Li's house.

According to past practice, this is the time when Xie Guizhi is ready to go to the market.

Every time, Tie Min first helped Xie Guizhi, carried the cooked food to the vending truck, and then pushed it onto the vending truck, and took Xie Guizhi all the way to the market, and then he went home to sleep.

He slept at home for a morning, and Wang Li also returned from the wholesale market.

Tie Min rushed to Wang Li's house before lunch, first helped her burn the pig M with a liquefied gas spray gun, then scalded it with hot water, and finally put the neat pig goods into the old soup pot to steam, and then it was the warm moment between him and Wang Li.

Today, Tiemin changed his playing style, he wanted to send Wang Li's mother to the market first, and then return directly to Wang Li's house, what to do, you know.

The door of the Wang family was closed, and he knocked hard for a while before he heard Wang Li's hoarse voice: "Who?" ”

Wang Li opened the door of the hospital and asked, "Why didn't you go to the hospital?" ”

"I'll finish your work before I go." As Tie Min spoke, he was surprised to find that the vending truck was parked in the courtyard, and the curtains of the house were closed. He nervously asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Wang Li gave him a blank look and walked straight to the house.

Tie Min set up the bicycle, hurried to catch up and hugged Wang Li, first touched her forehead, the temperature was normal, his nervous heart gradually calmed down a little, and asked again: "What's wrong with our mother." ”

"Why don't you want her to be better?" Wang Lijiao pushed Tie Min away angrily, which could be regarded as explaining the white eye she gave Tie Min, and hurried back to the house.

She wore a set of pajamas, fluffy hair, and a sleepy-eyed expression, indicating that she was woken up by Tiemin in her sleep.

Tie Min followed closely and walked into the house, seeing that the quilt on the kang head was empty, and there was no trace of Xie Guizhi.

Wang Li went to the kang to pack up the bedding, and Tiemin stood there anxiously, wanting to speak again.

He wanted to know Xie Guizhi's whereabouts, why he didn't go out of the stall on time to sell goods, and what happened at home.

Wang Li saw his thoughts and took the initiative to explain: "Mom said that there is something, go to the city, go to the market by the way, and then go out of the stall in the afternoon." ”

Tie Min let out a long sigh, and suddenly threw himself on the kang, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat.

"What's wrong with you?" Wang Li did not have any alarm about Tiemin. She sat down, pulled his face, touched his forehead, felt very hot, and said nervously, "You have a cold." ”

"Nope." Tiemin's voice trembled a little.

"Then you ......" Before Wang Li's words were finished, she was suddenly pounced by Tiemin.

"Oops, you hurt me." It was only at this time that Wang Li realized that Tie Min had no good intentions. She struggled to complain and said, "Your father is hospitalized, and you are still in the mood to talk about this." ”

Tie Min is a person who pays attention to practical actions, that is, he likes to bow his head and pull a cart, and he is not willing to talk about it.

Wang Li only wore a pair of shorts in her pajamas. The upper body was divided by him three times and five by two, and it was easy to break through, and before she could make an invalid resistance, she was brutally conquered by the barbarism of the iron people.

At the end of the song, Tiemin found that Wang Li was in tears.

"I'm ...... to me" Tie Min panicked, Wang Li was hurt by him.

"It's fine." Wang Li's tolerance of Tiemin seems so reluctant. She couldn't explain why it hurt so much.

Gaining an inch is definitely a common problem for those who have tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time.

It took nearly two hours for Tiemin to really experience what it means to be exhausted, so he got dressed and went to the kitchen under Wang Li's urging.

He is already the owner of this family, and he starts the fire to process cooked food to prepare for Xie Guizhi's stall in the afternoon. By the way, he made lunch, and after a full meal, he went to the hospital to care for his father.

It's really enough to hang, Wang Li put the futon neatly on the kang cabinet, and when she finished washing and was cleaning the room, Xie Guizhi came back disgraced.

She saw that Tiemin was sweating profusely and was scooping out cooked food, thinking that he was sweating from the hot steam. Say to him, "Go home and go to bed after your night shift." ”

Tie Min and Wang Li looked at each other, and they were afraid that they would only be blocked in the bed by her mother in just a few minutes.

"Don't worry, I'll send you to the market in a while, and I'll go home and sleep." The iron people were in a hurry, carrying cooked food to the vending trucks.

"Tiemin, don't be busy, listen to me first." Xie Guizhi was rarely serious, and called Tie Min into the house.

She sat on the kang where Tie Min and Wang Li had just made love, and said to Tie Min with a serious face: "You are a good boy, but it's a pity that you and Xiaoli have no fate, so forget it." ”

"Mom, what are you talking about?" Without waiting for Tiemin to react, Wang Li was anxious first.

Xie Guizhi wanted to cry without tears, she sighed and said: "I just came back from the steel mill headquarters, and I was scolded back. ”

Xie Guizhi's voice was so miserable, it sounded like a thunderbolt in Tiemin's ears.

She heard Wang Li say last night that Zhou Zhiqiang was sick and hospitalized, and she rushed to visit early in the morning, but at the door of the ward, she was scolded by her son and came back.

"No, I should go to school when I have a child." Tie Min is not quibbling, he didn't expect that his son would not go to school, run to the hospital, and scold Xie Guizhi.

"Your brother is too disagreeable, open your mouth and shut up to scold my old SB." Xie Guizhi finally burst into tears, and she was out of control.

Tiemin knelt on the ground with a "poof" and kowtowed to Xie Guizhi for his son.

When he turned around and saw that Wang Li didn't squeak and was about to go out after taking his backpack, Tie Min hurriedly got up, stopped her and said, "Xiaoli, don't we meet him like him." ”

"I'm going to tear his mouth apart." When Wang Li was extremely angry, she was still so beautiful.

"I don't need you to go, I'll go and discount his leg." Tie Min left Wang Li, turned around and left.

Xie Guizhi didn't hold Tie Min, she chased to the courtyard and said, "Tie Min, for the sake of you calling me Mom, don't make any more trouble for me, Mom begs you." ”

"Can you tell me what you and my dad are for?" Tie Min couldn't see the heat, and he shouldn't have brought up this topic of revealing scars at this time.

Wang Li followed out of the room and said to Tie Min with a cold face: "You tell Zhou Tiesheng that we are not done with this matter." ”

"What can you do if it's not over?" Xie Guizhi pushed Wang Li into the house, sighed and said, "Tiemin, from now on, don't come to my house again." ”

"Mom, it's all my fault." Tie Min wanted to kneel down for Xie Guizhi again, but she didn't expect her to glare and say, "Come again, don't blame me for being rude!" ”