Chapter 279, Uncle is still your uncle
In order to show a hand to the family.
Jiang Cheng decided to find the most boiled poisonous chicken soup.
It's hard enough to be upset in this way.
Chicken soup is coming~~~
"Let's take a look at what it is, the strongest marriage overlord clause in history."
"First, after marriage, the man voluntarily gave the woman 300,000."
"Voluntarily give it to your brothers, even if you are seriously ill the next day and need 300,000 yuan for treatment, people can not give it to you."
Laughed.
Jiang Cheng smiled, and Shi Qingyu also smiled.
The people who watched the live broadcast also laughed.
Part of the reason is that Jiangcheng's Lolita is too funny.
What's more important is to hear such outrageous words.
Surrounded by a woman's small waist, Jiang Cheng was in a good mood.
"Second, within half a year of marriage, I will give the woman a suite and a car of 1 million."
"Ahem...... I came up with a great idea."
"Can the house and car I got from you be used to catch other puppies?"
"Is there such a generous beauty? I also want to eat soft rice."
Jiang Cheng, who was dead, still said this.
You don't have to think about it to know that the woman next to her blew up first.
The little hand climbed up Jiang Cheng's belly and nodded a little ......
Shi whispered and squinted, with a wicked smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Which beautiful woman do you want to find?"
Jiang Cheng hurriedly smiled.
"Absolutely not, I'm just talking to the fans."
"Are you sure it's not your heart?"
"How is that possible? With a good-looking girlfriend like you, can I still look up to anyone else?"
"Alas~~~ Flamboyant men are the most likely to be distracted."
The "boy" who shook his head and sighed looked so desolate.
It seems that I was heartbroken by the "scumbag".
Those who hear are sad, and those who listen are weeping.
Lao Wang couldn't help but come over to comfort him.
One hand hugged the small waist, and the other hand touched the small belly.
Gently stroking her little belly, as if she was handing in with a woman.
The smile on Jiang Cheng's face became brighter and brighter.
"Don't use other people's standards to measure me, an innocent big boy, okay?"
"You're innocent? Why can't I see it?"
"Why don't you touch it?" An innocent big boy with 24k pure gold!"
"Hmph~~~ I don't want it, you're too greasy."
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It seems to be ignoring the people around you.
The two are addicted to their own world.
I don't know how many people laughed at this funny scene.
"I'm a newcomer, have the two streamers always been so perverted?"
"Let go of that handsome guy and let me lick her!!
"This is a good way, I will go to the rich woman tomorrow to try, brothers wait for my good news, and I will take care of you when the time comes!"
"Damn, there's a big pervert upstairs, run! Picking up soap will kill you, let me bear it!"
"I don't want to eat soft rice, I just like my sister's house and car."
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The roles are swapped and flirtatious, which is not funny.
Appeased the poem and whispered, Jiang Cheng was finally willing to look back at the camera.
Charming face with a sweet smile.
I don't know how many Cao thieves laughed stupidly.
"Thirdly, girls have the highest right to family superiority."
"Brothers, do you know what the highest family superiority is?"
"It's your fault that you quarrel, you have to admit your mistake."
"Laundry and cooking are all your job, and of course making money is also your job."
"When you go out on holidays, you have to watch her
's face."
"She's the boss at home, and whatever she says is what she says, and it's useless for you to refute it."
"To be honest, this is not marriage anymore."
"It's an emperor to make herself a slave to serve her."
Just saying that, Jiang Cheng felt scared.
If life is like this after marriage, is there any hope for those days?
It's better to get a cat or a dog.
Raising cats and dogs, you want to masturbate, and you can also masturbate.
But raising such a shrew.
Touch?
What do you dream about?
It's good that people didn't throw you face.
Still want to touch it?
Can the emperor be touched by eunuchs?
"Once a day, the cement seals my heart, and after watching Brother Cheng's live broadcast, I don't want to fall in love again."
"When will you not have an 18-year-old girlfriend when you have a rich girlfriend?"
"If I had the money, would I still marry this shrew? The little sister in the foot-washing city is more fragrant."
"Don't talk about it upstairs, the little sister in Footwashing City is well-behaved, people will say sweet words, and they will coax you."
"I won't talk about it, I'm afraid that I will be scolded by some people's private messages."
"Come on, come on, if you have the ability to come to a shrew to match Brother Cheng offline, I will reward Brother Cheng with 100,000 on the spot."
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The most excited is the old man and grandmother in the back.
After a lifetime of hard work, what scene have they never seen?
Only this kind of scene has really never been seen.
The internet is really wonderful.
More wonderful than their lives for decades.
Rub the ideas they have embraced for years on the floor.
It's like Lao Wang treats the beauty next door, merciless and inhumane.
And it's rubbing in a variety of ways.
The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
The dry smoke in his hand hit the floor, and a full voice sounded.
"This kind of wife, in our time, was going to be immersed in the pig pen."
"If you want a car or a house, the position of the Jade Emperor can sit for you, and you know to wait for food with your mouth open every day."
"If you don't earn money, you don't work, who do you keep it for?"
"I tell you, whoever wants to find this wife, I will kick him out of the house on the spot."
But the old man was so angry that he almost didn't get angry.
The constantly beating beard clearly tells the anger in the old man's heart.
Grandma cares about her wife.
While caressing his wife's back, he smiled and agreed.
"There's no need to be angry with them, not so much."
"Now that life is better, people's minds have long since changed."
"Whoever loves to marry this kind of woman, no one in our family wants it."
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Sure enough, it's more effective if it's still a wife.
The old man's mood calmed down.
But netizens haven't stopped yet.
Can you believe it?
When watching the live broadcast, the uncle actually spoke.
Your uncle is your uncle after all.
The momentum of his speech is more than that of a young man.
It shook their ears so much that they were buzzing.
"Is this the uncle? I'm scared, I'm really afraid that he will be poured with a stick."
"The old man is in good health, and his momentum is better than that of a 20-year-old guy of mine."
"Don't talk about it upstairs, reward yourself every day, it's good if you're not worthy, what momentum can you have?"
"I'm a good woman, can you make me my little brother's bed warmer? We don't have a lot of requirements, I just need to sleep with my little brother!"
"Hurry up, there is someone here who is dreaming, come to a sweet pee, give her a little sweetness to eat, or keep dreaming."
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The dog food class has started: marriage is a big deal, and you must think about it seriously, otherwise you will regret it!