Chapter 32: This is Happiness
Because he made a little money, Ye Mo bought Xu. Eat more, not including pheasants, wild boars, hares, and wild mushrooms that were forcibly thrown into the car by the incomprehensible brothers,......
When I got home, it was bustling, and the women and children in the backyard were busy with their work.
The feathers are left, the chicken is put into the clay pot, the stewed chicken is absolutely delicious in the world, a wild boar that is not big or small, Shi He and the Zheng brothers are responsible for slaughtering, the women are responsible for cleaning up, and the atmosphere is cheerful and laughter comes out.
Shi Ziyi's small cloth pocket was carried in his arms all day long, and no one showed it, not Shi Lizheng.
Take out a few peppercorns, a few fragrant leaves, a handful of salt is enough in the small cloth pocket, the stewed crispy chicken keeps floating up and down in the crockpot, the chicken is very fat, and a thick layer of yellow grease floats on it, and it is definitely the greatest enjoyment in life to soak rice.
Ye Mo realized that she was in a hurry to follow the county seat, and what was she doing sneaking to the pharmacy alone.
Tonight, there are a lot of snack customers, all the babies in the school haven't left, they can't control their saliva, holding a wooden bowl about the same size as their head, staring at a dozen or so crockpots and drooling constantly.
The female eater, who was not too beautiful to talk to, had forgotten what to do, and her eyes were staring at the largest crockpot, and whoever came forward was anxious with whom, and wiped her mouth from time to time.
Only the biggest eater, who was busy turning over the pig's intestines, was now very skillful, and it didn't take long to clean the large intestine and small intestine, as if he knew that the kid was afraid of smelling the smell.
The one who will enjoy the most is the old eater, sitting on a new-style chair made of freshly, eating beans with a clatter, not worrying about breaking his teeth, and drinking a delicious drink.
Ye Mo raised his head, only then did he find a pair of resentful eyes, laughed dryly, put the dried tofu that had been prepared a long time ago, put it on the barbecue box, announced the start of eating, and in an instant, the diners of all sizes began to feast.
The little baby has a spoonful of chicken soup per person, a dozen or so crockpots are more than a dozen chickens, the thickest thigh part of the meat is all given to the little baby, the breast meat is light and tasteless, and the head is all given to the woman, the chicken head and chicken neck, and the boys sprinkle the material and roast it before eating.
When eating, it is the most lively, the baby jumps, the woman laughs, the boy screams, the old one yells five and six, it looks like there is no rule, but I can't stand the joy, such a happy scene, it seems that there are not a few times in this life.
This is the full happiness of the world.
What made Ye Mo feel happiest was not the company of beautiful women, but the three not too old men in the shadows not far away, sometimes drinking and sometimes crying in a low voice.
It turned out that Pavilion Chief Zheng and the two brothers turned out to be old acquaintances, and they were born and died together in the battle of membership back then, but they didn't want to see each other here, which can really be described as a mixture of joy and sorrow.
Coincidence, there is no more coincidence than this, it turns out that in this world, coincidences really exist.
When Ye Mo was young in his previous life, he scoffed at not writing a book by coincidence, but later as he grew up and worked, he experienced a lot of things, so he believed that there was really such a thing as a coincidence.
In fact, isn't it an alternative coincidence that I can come to the youth stage of Xi Shi?
Therefore, Ye Mo feels very happy now.
However, this kind of happiness is often harassed.
This time was no exception.
The wind was blowing softly, it was already a little cold, and there was a faint cry of the little girl in the wind, "Help...... I'm going to kill someone...... for help, this voice was moving from far to near, and finally it really reached Ye Mo's ears.
It also reached Zheng Baojiao's ears.
Zheng Baojiao is very familiar with this voice, because this voice is the voice of his daughter, Zheng Yuan.
Therefore, Zheng Baojiao jumped up all of a sudden, rushed out to take a look, and sure enough, it was Zheng Yuan.
Children are greedy, Zheng Yuan eats more, and his little stomach is uncomfortable, so he followed Shi Jing home, because there was no one at home, the child was afraid, so he went to her house with Shi Jing.
Shi Zheng drank too much, and then went back, and when he went back, his mother-in-law went back with him.
Then, something happened.
The little girl's bun was quite neat, the other bun was very messy, and there was a little dead grass sticking to it, and the little face was dazzled by tear stains, and a pair of big eyes had become red and swollen.
Zheng Baojiao hurriedly asked, "The baby is not in a hurry, slowly say what's wrong?" ”
Zheng Yuan cried and said: "The bad guy wanted to bully my Aunt Fei, but when my Grandpa Shi saw it, he fought with the bad guy." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, Shi Hesa ran home.
Ye Mo didn't think about it, so he followed.
The three people in the shadow were stunned, watched Ye Mo run, and didn't speak, so they followed.
The village was already small, but after crossing the broken bamboo bridge that was about to be demolished, I turned a few intersections to reach the government's house.
The courtyard door is open, and when I enter the courtyard, I see two people rolling, making the small courtyard messy, and at the door of the main house, Mrs. Shi is holding a broom, whipping back and forth on the back of a stout man riding on Shi Zheng.
Ye Mo hurriedly walked over, but Fei Ji was faster than him, almost ran over, grabbed the man's back collar, pulled him up with force, and shouted: "Where did the thief come from, dare to commit murder here." ”
Shi He also saw it, but he didn't know this man, but this didn't prevent him from slapping him in the face and slapping him hard.
The man also saw that he was puzzled, and he was a little scared in his heart, and he didn't dare to look at him directly, but he just gasped for breath.
Shi He was still angry, turned around and picked up the flat pole from under the eaves, and smashed it straight at the man's head.
Ye Mo grabbed the flat shoulder and said, "Wait first." ”
Mrs. Shi leaned against the door, hugged Shi Jing, and looked at the man angrily.
Shi Zheng also stood up, wiped the blood on his face with one hand, and said fiercely: "This beast bullied my baby, and I happened to see it, otherwise how could I be worthy of the baby." ”
Zheng Tingchang looked at him like a dead fish with a pair of gloomy eyes, gritted his teeth and said: "Zeng Yang, your courage is really not small, I really underestimate you, dare to go to my realm and bully the people of my village, let's say, how do you want to die?" ”
Zeng Yang, Ye Mo remembered this person.
Seeing Pavilion Chief Zheng, Zeng Yang was still a little scared, but as soon as his eyes rolled, he was not afraid, he looked like he didn't care, he was still a little jealous of Cao Xiangzheng, because he was a township chief after all, and his own life was in the hands of others, and the pavilion chief had not directly killed his authority.
According to the current law of the Yue Kingdom, there are strict regulations for killing, so from the bottom of my heart, I still didn't take him too seriously, and said, "What's the matter with you?" Do you have the guts to kill me? ”
"Your name is Zeng Yang, you like to bully people, don't you?" Ye Mo said with a smile.
"If I bully or not, what does it matter to you?" Zeng Yang terrier squinted his neck and squinted at him, wanting to stand up, but Fei Zhi pressed him and didn't let him get up.
"Of course it's my business, because I also like to bully people, and I hate people who bully women." When he said the last word, his palm had already hit Zeng Yang's face, making a crisp sound of "pop".
"I'll get your mother, you dare to beat me." Zeng Yang never thought that Ye Mo would do it to himself.
"yes, you're the one who hit you." Ye Mo's expression did not change, and another big slap hit him in the same position on the face.
The people present were also taken aback, they also didn't expect Ye Mo to make a move, looking at Ye Mo of Si Swenwen, and this side.
Ye Mo smiled and said to Fei Xue: "Let go of him and see what he is capable of." ”
Puzzled, puzzled looked at him.
Ye Mo said: "Don't worry, if he doesn't do it, how can he clean him up in a bright way?" ”
I couldn't understand it for a moment.
Pavilion Chief Zheng also understood his intentions.
Zeng Yang, who was let go, rubbed his sore shoulders, and was enraged, he leaned down in anger and grabbed the firewood knife that he didn't use just now, and prepared to slash at the top of Ye Mo's head without thinking about it.
The meaning of preparing to chop it is that he has just started to do it, this time it was Zheng Tingchang who quickly grabbed his wrist holding the knife with his left hand, put his index finger and middle finger together, and held it hard with his thumb, twisted it outward, and shook the back of his right hand hard, and there was another crisp sound of "pop", which hit Zeng Yang's face solidly, and it happened to be the same position as the previous two Ye Mo hits.
Before Zeng Yang could react, his left ankle kicked out and kicked in the crook of his right leg, Zeng Yang lost his center of gravity, and fell to the ground with a "poof".
These hands were clean and neat, without any procrastination, and everyone applauded in unison.
Shi Jing laughed "poof", completely forgetting the danger just now.
The effect of the three big mouths in the same position is that they are red and swollen very quickly, and red blood also flows from the corners of the mouth, plus the already black and purple eye circles, which make Zeng Yang look funny and miserable.
The pain did not make his mouth softer, but became harder and harder, and he said fiercely: "I'll get your mother, I remember you, if you can't kill me today, I will kill you." ”
Zheng Tingchang used both hands hard, along the position of his arm "shoulder well point", through his fingertips, his left hand pulled and lifted, and with a light "click" sound, Zeng Yang's right arm was immediately taken off, and his right hand was pressed down at the same time at the back of his neck along the neck eight inches, and then said: "Okay, I'll wait for you to kill me." ”
Zeng Yang's pain nerves immediately reflected to his brain, causing him to let out one scream after another.
"Ah, I'll kill your mother...... I swear to death...... You can't kill you, I'm ...... the Whatever you ...... Yes...... Yes...... What the are you...... yes, it really hurts...... Ah, I'm convinced, spare me......"
"You're not going to kill me?"
"No, if you don't kill me, I'll burn high incense...... Ah......h
Ye Mo sneered: "You may have a misunderstanding of Wang Fa, you take killing people very seriously, but it's not that you can't kill, for example, just by virtue of what you did tonight, it's enough to kill, Zheng Tingchang is an official, you are disrespectful to officials, and you have the heart to murder, which is the same as rebellion, and I am the best witness, do you believe it or not?" ”
Zeng Yang was a little frightened, so he couldn't help but kneel on the ground and cried: "Lord Zheng, the little one is a bastard, he drank some wine, and he did a bastard thing, please let the big man go around the life of the little dog." ”
Pavilion Chief Zheng asked, "Then you tell me clearly, why did you come to commit murder?" ”
Zeng Yang cried and said: "Adult, the little one is drunk, and the one who hit by mistake, when he saw the beauty of the girl, he had a bad thought, there is nothing else, what the adults and the little ones said are the truth, and they spared the life of the little dog." ”