036: What? He's your son? I thought he was your father?
"You're a good guy, you're a great guy, you're a super good guy, you're a super good guy..."
Silly Zhu's mind kept coming back to what Qin Huairu had just said.
It wasn't until Qin Huairu and Aunt Wang walked away that Silly Zhu reacted.
"Hey! If you don't look at it, you don't like it, how can you scold people? Who are the good guys? You're the good guy! Your whole family is a good person, and your eight generations of ancestors are all good people! ”
Silly Zhu jumped to his feet angrily and scolded, and after scolding, he was still a little reluctant in his heart.
After all, the delicate beauty still did not succeed in cutting off her beard.
There is something empty in my heart, as if I have lost something?
When he returned to the courtyard in despair, he saw his father He Daqing, who was not kind to his face.
He Daqing held the belt in his hand, and sat on the threshold with a golden knife.
Seeing Silly Zhu coming back, he immediately sneered: "Yo! Do you know how to come back? ”
"Looking at your dejected appearance, I guess you didn't succeed in cutting off your beard, right?"
"Come, come here, teach your father some experience to you, cutting off beards is also a science, and it also needs to be supported by various theoretical knowledge."
He Daqing smiled and beckoned to the stupid pillar.
The stupid pillar didn't know why, and thought that his own Lao Tzu was going to teach experience, so he stepped forward in a regular manner.
Unexpectedly, he was greeted by seven wolves of love.
He Daqing held the belt in his hand, skillfully shook a whip, and then shouted: "Rebel!" Lao Tzu will smoke you to death! ”
"The little rabbit cub is the opposite, spending ten dollars to buy a woman, who do you think you are?"
"Dog, do you know how much ten bucks is? It's enough for Lao Tzu to marry a widow three times! ”
"Your father and I have married widows three times before and after, and there is no ten yuan for a bride price, so you dare to pay ten yuan for cutting off your beard!"
"Who gave you the courage to drive up prices? How can I tell you, the first-hand girl is too expensive, and the second-hand widow is very fragrant. ”
"The three generations of our Lao He family have all married widows, and you want to marry the eldest girl?"
"You're fat, aren't you? Look I can't smoke you! ”
He Daqing waved the belt and screamed at the stupid pillar.
The yard began to run away.
Father and son are in the small yard, you chase after me, jumping up and down.
Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi, and Yan Jiecheng knocked the melon seeds, and watched Lao Tzu smoke his son with a smile on his face.
"You deserve to be pumped, raise prices, you can't die well! Smoke him to death! ”
Silly Zhu saw that the yard was too small, and it was easy for his old father to catch up.
So he ran to the door.
He Daqing naturally chased after him and also followed.
The two ran out of the courtyard one after the other and went straight to the mouth of the alley.
After running to the mouth of the alley, the stupid pillar fell to the ground.
Seeing this, He Daqing, who was panting behind him, immediately sneered: "Run!" Little Wang Ba Calf, you should continue to run! ”
"Bastard, I'll let you run! I can't smoke you! ”
He Daqing scolded while scolding the stupid pillar with his belt.
The stupid pillar was squeaked and screamed, kept rolling and dodging, and even tightly protected his head with his hands.
"Stop! What are you doing? ”
"Lay down your arms, how much hatred, how much injustice? Let you smoke your daddy? ”
"Filial piety comes first, as a son of man, how can you smoke your own father?"
"Hurry up and let me go! Otherwise, you're welcome! ”
There was a righteous roar from the mouth of the alley, followed by hurried footsteps.
Two law enforcers hurriedly came, one snatched the belt from He Daqing's hand, and subdued He Daqing easily.
Another enforcer lifted up the stupid pillar.
"Uncle, are you alright? Is the injury serious? The enforcer picked up the stupid pillar and asked with concern.
Before the stupid pillar could speak, the enforcer angrily scolded He Daqing.
"You scumbag, how can you beat the old man? Do you still have a little conscience? ”
"Have you forgotten who raised you with a handful of and urine when you were a child?"
"Now that I've grown up and have a temper, I dare to beat my father, my son beats Lao Tzu, I want the sky to thunder, don't you know that I can't die well?"
He Daqing, who was subdued, was a little confused.
"No, what, I am..."He Daqing wanted to explain.
But he was pressed to the ground by another law enforcer.
"What? You bully the elderly, are you still justified? No matter what the contradictions, you can't beat Lao Tzu. ”
The enforcers continued to lash out at He Daqing.
After reprimanding He Daqing, he comforted the stupid pillar softly.
"Old man, don't be afraid, this is a new society, not an old era, and you can't always indulge your son, and when you encounter unfair things, you must dare to resist."
"Old man, how long is this year?"
Silly Zhu blinked: "Twenty..."
"You bastard, the old man is twenty years old this year, you actually smoke the old man with a belt, you are simply not human!!"
The enforcer continued to scold, but in the next second, he fell silent.
The law enforcer rubbed his eyes, carefully and carefully, up and down, back and forth, and seriously observed the stupid pillar.
"Uncle, I may have heard it wrong just now, you said twenty, there is a hundred in front of you, it's one hundred and twenty years old, right?"
The enforcer reaffirmed that he didn't think Silly Pillar looked like a young man of twenty.
"No, no, I'm really twenty this year, and I'm just a little more anxious." Silly Zhu replied with a sneer.
The enforcer looked at Silly Zhu again, and then at He Daqing.
"Mother Tuolei, hit the street, why do you look twenty years old?"
"How old is this? Are you blind or am I blind? ”
The law enforcer was very angry, thinking that he had met his son and beat Lao Tzu.
Unexpectedly, it was reversed, and Lao Tzu taught his son a lesson.
"Come, you two stand together, let others see, who is Lao Tzu? Who is the son? ”
"Normal people will think that you are his father, right?"
The law enforcer pointed at He Daqing and said to the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu is very aggrieved, and looks are innate.
It's not for him to decide, he is stupid and wants to look better and be younger, but he is born old.
"I don't want to! But I was born like this, and I was very distressed. Silly Zhu also said aggrieved.
It's a little embarrassing now, the identities of the father and son have changed instantly, which makes the law enforcers a little embarrassed.
I thought that my son beat Lao Tzu, but I didn't expect that Lao Tzu taught his son a lesson.
Embarrassment is embarrassment, and the necessary education is still necessary.
"I'm sorry, blame us for not understanding it carefully, so we made a little fuss."
"Although it's not my son beating Lao Tzu, we also have to say a few words, my son is old, he is twenty years old, and he can't beat and scold as casually as when he was a child."
"The set of filial piety under the stick belongs to feudal dross, and we must resolutely stop it in our new era and new society."
He Daqing nodded, patted his chest and promised that he would not beat his son again in the future, and he would be reasonable in case of trouble.
After receiving assurances, the enforcers let the two leave.