When Lao Jia came to the door of He Daqing's house, he heard He Daqing's roar.

"Too lazy to be like a maggot, you can't get up and move when you're still in bed in the morning?"

"Daddy! It's cold, I don't want to get up! ”

"You are a young man, what are you afraid of cold? When you were your father, I was fine with a sack in winter, why did you get to you, you were afraid of the cold? ”

"You're young, aren't you? The stupid boy sleeps in a cool pit, all by firepower, everyone is strong, when it comes to you, why is it empty? ”

The corners of Lao Jia's mouth hooked up with a smile, and then knocked on the door.

When He Daqing heard the knock on the door, he no longer reprimanded the stupid pillar, but turned around to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lao Jia's swarthy shoehorn face, and He Daqing closed the door instantly.

After rubbing his eyes to make sure that he was not hallucinating, he opened the door again.

After opening the door, it was still Lao Jia's swarthy shoehorn face.

With a bang, He Daqing closed the door again.

"Silly Zhu, come over and help me, your father and I have broken eyes, why am I Lao Jia as soon as I open the door? Obviously, I have no contact with him for a long time. ”

"Is my eye broken? Hallucinations? He Daqing said stupidly.

Silly Zhu turned over and got out of bed, helped He Daqing to sit down, and then opened the door.

Lao Jia, who had a black line on his face outside the door, stood at the door with a cold face.

Silly Zhu also closed the door for the first time, and said with a crying voice in his words: "Dad, something is wrong, not only your eyes have problems, but also my eyes." ”

"I'm just like you, and when I open the door, Uncle Jia's big black face is big."

Lao Jia outside the door: ......

Are these father and son making fun of me?

Lao Jia said in his heart, and then continued to knock on the door.

"He Daqing, open the door, my old Jia, I have something to look for you!"

The father and son in the room glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

It turned out to be Lao Jia! Not an illusion! It's not that there is a problem with the eyes!

Silly Zhu opened the door and welcomed Lao Jia in.

After Lao Jia entered the house, he couldn't help frowning when he looked at the messy furnishings in the house.

The pants are all left unattended, one at the head of the bed and one on the beams of the house.

There were still uneaten leftovers on the table, and a rat was eating with relish.

"Yo! Got a pet at home? Lao Jia pretended to be curious.

The father and son of the He family were stunned, and the stupid pillar immediately shook his head: "My family is poor as dogs, how can I have food to raise pets?" ”

"Uncle Jia, you're old, don't you have a bad look?"

Lao Jia pointed to the rat on the table and said, "This is not your domestic mouse?" ”

Silly Zhu looked in the direction of Lao Jia's finger and saw the rat that was eating with relish.

immediately screamed, subconsciously ran into He Daqing's arms, and stammered: "Dad... There are rats..."

He Daqing's face was pale, he pushed away the stupid pillar, and scolded: "Look at you so scared, just a mouse, just scared you like this?" ”

"Pump it with a broom! Don't get rid of him yet! ”

"Daddy! I don't dare! I'm afraid, so let's do it! ”

"calf thing! If you're afraid, I'm not afraid? I'm afraid of your father! ”

Lao Jia: ......

"I said, you are both cooks, how can you be afraid of rats? Usually when you kill chickens and ducks, have you ever been afraid? ”

"I'm afraid of rats, this is really a brine and a little tofu, one thing drops one thing."

"Yes, I'll do it myself."

After a scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping, Lao Jia finally drove the mouse out of He's house.

The rat fled in embarrassment, and he didn't know where he was going?

"Tell me, what are you looking for me? With your character of going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, you must have something to help me with. ”

"Let's talk about it first, if you ask me to beat Liu Jianshe together, I won't agree, I slapped my big mouth last time, and it still hurts when I think about it, I don't want to be beaten again."

He Daqing said, and couldn't help rubbing his cheeks.

Silly Zhu said excitedly: "Dad, don't be afraid, I was careless last time, and I didn't flash, so I let Liu Jianshe succeed." ”

"If I fight with him this time, I will definitely be invincible, I will pick up the hair with one move, and Liu Jianjian, who will definitely smoke it, is looking for teeth all over the ground."

He Daqing squinted and glanced at the stupid pillar with disdain.

"Bragging is not illegal, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, if you really fight with Liu Jianjian, you will still be KO in one move."

"Last time, the dozen people were not other people's opponents, do you think you can handle them alone?"

"You are really a widow who drilled your father and my bed in the middle of the night, and I laughed at your father."

Silly Zhu's face turned red, obviously unable to accept his father's ridicule.

"Who do you look down upon? If you don't believe me, I'll play two tricks with you now, do you see this brick? ”

"If I slap it, the brick will immediately shatter in half, believe it or not?"

Lao Jia expressed his disbelief to He Daqing.

Silly Zhu picked up the brick and pointed it at his head.

With a snap, the brick really shattered in half, but the stupid pillar's brain began to bleed.

"Daqing! I think your son is a bit stupid, you don't want to marry one again and cultivate one well? Lao Jia was silent for a moment and suggested.

He Daqing nodded in agreement: "I've been looking for a widow recently, and I've already spotted a widow of Kefu, and I'll be able to get it after a while, and I'll invite you to dinner when the time comes." ”

Silly Zhu: "Two, can you stop talking about it yet, I'm a little dizzy." ”

The two glanced at Silly Zhu, ignored him, and continued to chat.

"Looking for me?" He Daqing asked.

"Didn't Dongxu go on a blind date two days ago? Today, people are going to come over to discuss the bride price, and I want you to help cook a meal to show our sincerity. Lao Jia said.

"Yes, I'm fine at noon anyway, are you contracting labor and materials or do you say that the materials are prepared by yourself?"

"I'll prepare the ingredients myself, and you can just help make a dish."

"What materials do you prepare? Let me see if I have enough spices? ”

"I can't tell you what materials are now, after all, I have to see what materials Dongxu's uncle gave Dongxu."

"Cheng, I know, when it is noon, you call me, and I will pass."

After discussing, Lao Jia got up and was about to leave, but he saw a stupid pillar that was bleeding nonstop.

Lao Jia still kindly reminded: "Send the stupid pillar to bandage it, this blood is enough to make Mao Xuewang." ”

Only then did He Daqing react and glanced at the stupid pillar with a pale face.

"! Isn't that going to be a burp? ”

"Pillars! Wake up, you're going to hold on! ”

He Daqing kept shaking the stupid pillar's body, and finally shook the stupid pillar awake.

Silly Zhu smiled miserably: "Dad! I saw my mother just now, my mother said, she is very good below, and she has a half-official position below, and she has three or four noodles in her hands? ”

"Daddy? What does the face mean? Did my mother cuckold you down there? ”

He Daqing: ......

"This child is hallucinating, no, I have to rush to the hospital."

"Pillar, you hold on! Daddy will take you to the hospital right away! ”