050: Silly Zhu starts a new beard cutting plan!
A home-like luncheon made Lao Jia and Qin's father very satisfied.
Originally, Father Qin was going to ask the other party for a bride price of ten yuan, but he looked at the sumptuous table of dishes.
Father Qin felt that the other party still attached great importance to him, and did not treat himself slowly because he was a countryman.
The cook's skills are also good, and the hospitality is okay, just for this point, you can completely reduce two yuan.
The bride price of ten yuan can be appropriately reduced, and the bottom line is set at eight yuan.
After being full of wine and food, Father Qin drank the tea made by Lao Jia, and his face was comfortable.
"Brother, we're full of food and drink, it's time for us to discuss business, right?" Lao Jia smiled and handed over a cigarette.
"What's the matter?" Father Qin asked knowingly.
Lao Jia secretly scolded the other party, the old fox, in his heart, and he would pretend to be confused.
"You see that the two children are in love, it's not easy for us to break up as elders, my family Dongxu likes your daughter."
"Shall we discuss the bride price? Settle down early, or let the children get their certificates early. ”
Lao Jia smoked a cigarette, looked serious, and began to prepare to bargain with the other party.
"The bride price is a trivial matter, our Qin family is marrying a daughter, not selling a girl, and the price is not high, the meaning is right."
"In this way, there is also a family in our village who married into the city, and they gave a bride price of 20 yuan, and we can't compare with others, we are marrying a girl."
"Brother, my brother will give you a discount, fifteen yuan, what do you think?"
Father Qin looked at Lao Jia with a smile, and opened his mouth to give a fifteen yuan bride price.
When Jia Zhang heard fifteen yuan, he couldn't help but say, "It's too expensive!" ”
"Your family is crazy and poor, and it's fifteen yuan when you open your mouth?"
"The money is blowing in the wind? Can you take it out casually? ”
Jia Zhang stood up, his fat body trembling angrily.
Qin's mother also stood up and put on a spicy posture of quarreling in the countryside.
"My daughter is so beautiful? Isn't fifteen bucks worth it? ”
"My daughter wants to have a butt and a face, and she will definitely give birth to a son in the future with this big ass, and the girl from the village who marries into the city."
"If you want to have a face and no face, if you want to have a figure and no figure, nothing can compare to my daughter, and they also charge a bride price of 20 yuan, and my family only wants fifteen, so you don't want to."
"Besides, do we want a bride price? What we want is an attitude! ”
As a rural person in the countryside, Qin's mother has a natural skill of scolding the street.
You don't see that all the rural women in the countryside have family heirlooms, they quarrel and scold the streets, sometimes they act crazy, sometimes they speak vulgarly, and they cry as if they are singing a big opera.
Although Jia Zhang is not from the countryside, he is a member of the family of pig killers for generations.
She can't argue with others, will she do it?
Jia Zhang's family has not yet comprehended the magic of summoning the undead, but she is fat, and if she really makes a move, Qin Mu is really not necessarily her opponent.
Seeing the two middle-aged and elderly women, the more noisy they became, the more intense they became.
Aunt Wang of the street office began to be a peacemaker.
"Calm down, calm down, this is a bride price, and it's not an enemy meeting, why are you still arguing?"
"Don't say a word, what's the system of being noisy?"
Aunt Wang had a cold face and reprimanded.
Lao Jia and Qin's father didn't stop their daughter-in-law, and they also knew that no matter how much they quarreled, they couldn't fight.
Both sides are waiting to see if their daughter-in-law can win the quarrel.
After arguing for a few minutes, Qin's mother made a gesture to lead her daughter away.
Lao Jia hurriedly spoke out to stop: "Don't go, discuss everything." ”
Father Qin also spoke: "Child, sit down, what are you in a hurry?" ”
Qin Mu sat down indignantly.
"That's right, it's not a life-and-death feud, everyone is discussing the children's bride price, there is no need to quarrel. Everything is negotiable. ”
Aunt Wang also spoke out to dissuade her.
"Brother, fifteen yuan is indeed a bit much, see if you can reduce it." Lao Jia said with a shy face.
"Brother, you've spoken, brother, I have to give some face, so be it! How about ten bucks? Father Qin pretended to be reserved.
Ten yuan still does not reach Lao Jia's psychological bottom line.
Lao Jia wants to empty the gloves of the white wolf, and it is best not to spend a penny.
If you really want to spend money, Lao Jia's psychological bottom line is five yuan.
The two sides entered a state of pulling again.
Lao Jia's words meant that no matter less, he was unwilling to give out ten yuan.
Father Qin insisted on ten yuan, which was fine, but not less than eight yuan.
Lao Jia saw that the other party took a step back, continued to discuss hard, and asked if he could have less.
Is it okay to have five dollars?
Qin's father said that five yuan was too little, and he would be laughed at when he returned to the village.
Otherwise, take ten dollars, and the remaining five dollars will turn around and send them back.
Lao Jia was naturally unhappy, if he really gave ten yuan, the other party would definitely not accompany him to send back five yuan.
So he insisted on five yuan and didn't give any more.
Father Qin stood up and prepared to leave when he heard this, but the other party had no sincerity at all, so there was no need to talk about it.
Father Qin led the family out of the house and prepared to go home.
As soon as Lao Jia saw that the other party was leaving, he immediately became anxious and said that he could add two more pieces.
Father Qin thought about it, seven yuan, it's not impossible.
I was about to say yes.
I saw a young man who looked like an old man walking over.
"Ten bucks? I just have ten dollars, otherwise I will come out with this money, how about you marry my daughter to me? ”
Jia Zhang's was angry, and when he heard this, he directly scolded: "Stupid pillar! What's going on with you here? What are you messing with in our family's affairs? ”
Silly Zhu ignored Jia Zhang's and looked at Father Qin deadly.
Father Qin was puzzled and said: "I said uncle, I am marrying a girl, not selling a girl, besides, you are old, marrying a young girl, will it affect you?" ”
"Twenty-eight beauty, eighty-year-old Lang, are you going to prepare a pear flower to press the begonia?"
Silly Pillar: ......
"Who is eighty? Who to look down on? I'm only twenty years old! It's just that you're in a bit of a hurry? ”
Father Qin looked surprised: "You are twenty years old?" I don't believe it, you look like you, you say it's eighty, I think it's undercounted. ”
"Don't play with me here, eighty is eighty, you say you're twenty, and the dogs don't believe it!"
"If you are looking for a daughter-in-law for your grandson, you will call your grandson out and let the children meet, can't you come out and cut off your beard?"
"Even if you cut off your beard, you have to be young, and it's a bit too much to let the elders come forward?"
Jia Dongxu also sneered on the side: "Grandpa He, you go and call your grandson out, don't always come forward yourself." ”
Father Qin nodded: "Look, everyone in your courtyard calls you grandpa, you are definitely not twenty years old." ”
The stupid pillar was squeezed and his face turned red.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm only twenty this year, don't believe me called my father."
After the stupid pillar finished speaking, he shouted at his house: "Dad, come out, some people say that I am eighty years old!" ”
"There is no royal law, a young man of twenty years old is considered to be eighty years old, is there any heavenly reason?"
ps: 100,000 words, I vaguely remember that when I was 350,000 words before, a big guy posted a mockery, saying that he must be a eunuch before 100,000 words.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm so guilty, but I've deleted that post, and no one else sees it but you.
Finally, to borrow a sentence from Mr. Guo, the elders of the country can tolerate me and not make evil money in the world.
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