054: Ga Sister's Shandan Danhua and Katyusha!
Tchaikov is known to be very tall and strong, with a height of one meter nine and a weight of one hundred and nine.
The whole person is like a giant bear walking upright.
Jia Zhang's is only 1.6 meters, and his weight is estimated to be close to 200 catties.
The combination of these two danced, and the picture was so beautiful that I couldn't even look at it.
A giant bear is holding a fat pig and dancing a swan dance, which gives people a sense of comical no matter how you look at it.
The kindergarten held a June 1st event, and a group of middle-aged uncles danced the swan dance with an inexplicable sense of joy, not to mention the combination of the two.
Tchaikov stood on tiptoe, his big thick hand on Jia Zhang's waist, and he danced while placing Jia Zhang on his shoulder.
"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock!"
Tchaikov staggered and insisted on jumping Swan Lake to the end, while Jia Zhang scratched and scratched at him with his hands.
"Geneva! Dog hair is too deceitful, Lao Tzu fights with you! ”
Seeing his daughter-in-law being hugged and dancing, Lao Jia was extremely angry, picked up the steel pipe and rushed towards Tchaikov.
Jia Dongxu was not to be outdone, and also rushed out with a small bench.
Father and son, one after the other, smashed at Tchaikov.
The sound of bangbang kept ringing in the courtyard, but unfortunately it was useless.
Tchaikov was drunk in a daze at this time, and this kind of violent blow was like tickling for him.
And Lao Jia and Jia Dongxu didn't dare to really do it, and they only dared to smash the place where Tchaikov had a lot of meat.
Liu Jianshe frowned and sighed secretly.
It turns out that drinking is wrong, and it is better not to drink as much as possible.
Just when Liu Jianshe wanted to persuade the two sides to stop, Wang Yi suddenly came to his senses.
When he woke up, he saw that Tchaikov was being beaten......
Wang Yiyi woke up in an instant, how could he beat Maozi expert?
This is not a trivial matter, Wang Yi thought for a moment, used all fours, and ran back to the rolling mill to call the security department for help.
Liu Jianshe saw that Wang Yi was running fast, and his heart suddenly chuckled.
It may be too big for them to mess around.
If it affects the diplomatic situation, it will be troublesome.
Thinking of this, Liu Jianshe moved and walked to the side of several people.
snatched the steel pipe from Lao Jia's hand, and his backhand was a slap in Lao Jia's face.
Lao Jia was a little stunned, covering his face and looking at Liu Jianshe in disbelief.
"I'll clean you up later, get out of the way for me!"
Liu Jianshe scolded, then came to Jia Dongxu's side, kicked out hard, and kicked him to the ground.
One took Jia Zhang off Tchaikov's shoulder and threw it on the ground.
Jia Zhang's fell in an instant and ate, and he was about to scold Liu Jianshe when he got up.
But when I saw Liu Jianshe punching Tchaikov's stomach.
Tchaikov instantly vomited all over the floor.
"You guys, keep playing, keep dancing!"
"Hurry up! If you don't want to make a big deal out of it, let's dance quickly! ”
Liu Jianshe stuffed a bottle of sweet potato roast into Tchaikov's hand, and hid his body behind him, controlling Tchaikov's twisting body.
Lao Jia's family was reluctant to act, but Liu Jianshe glared at them with their eyes, so they had to dance.
In this era, the upper class people danced, and the lower class people liked to twist Yangge.
And Lao Jia and the others definitely can't dance, but they can't dance if they don't, so they can only twist Yangge.
Liu Jianshe shouted at Xu Damao and the three again: "Play music!" Hurry up! ”
Xu Damao and the three of them picked up suona, erhu, jade and other musical instruments and began to play indiscriminately.
When Wang Yi hurriedly led people over to rescue Maozi expert.
But he saw a scene that shocked him and surprised him.
Tchaikov is shaking his head with Lao Jia's family!
Lao Jia's family twisted the big Yangge and sang happily.
Jia Zhang's body twisted his fat body, and he looked shy: "On the gate of Sister Ga, I am slanging three times!" My heart is beating in a panic! ”
"I want to see your sister, I look so good, my sister Shandan saffron is blooming!"
Jia Zhang's sang and twisted, and from time to time he threw a flattering look at Lao Jia.
Lao Jia held two big fans for twisting Yangge in his hands, and also twisted and sang: "I heard that my sister Ga, you are sick, brother, I am in a hurry." ”
“……”
Well! It is a folk song with northern Shaanxi characteristics, which is in line with the trend of the times.
Except for spicy eyes and a bit disgusting, there is nothing else worth paying attention to.
Looking at the other side, Tchaikov threw the bottle in his hand, and the two big stout hands shook quickly.
He was also humming a song he didn't understand.
Translator Wang listened carefully, it was Katyusha.
The old Zhou of the security department squinted at Wang Yiyi.
"Didn't you say that the two sides fought? How did you come to this and this is hip-hop? ”
"Is this a fight? This is obviously exchanging art with each other? ”
"Do you think the Security Section is quite idle? Do you want to play with boring people? ”
"Let me tell you, although the security department is idle, it also has its own responsibilities, next time you tease the boring person again, don't say that you are a translator, you are a shell man, I also have to slap you with a big mouth!"
Lao Zhou fiercely threatened Wang Translator, but Wang Translator looked innocent.
Just now, it was clear that a family of three was beating Chai kov, why did the four of them sing and dance in a blink of an eye, and they were so happy?
Is it possible? Just now you met friends with martial arts first, and then you met friends with dance?
Wang Yiyi fell into deep thought, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, Tchaikov, a dog thing, often did some behaviors that made people feel mentally retarded.
It is estimated that Jia's family used a steel pipe to carry him just now, which may have been done by him on purpose.
Lao Zhou looked at the three members of the Jia family who twisted Yangge, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Don't say it, Lao Jia married this daughter-in-law, although she is a little fatter, but this voice is really good with Yangge." ”
"Especially this voice, let me instantly miss the time in northern Shaanxi, that is my lost youth, now I seem to be in the loess high slope, the ears of the sheep herding uncle full of spirit Xintianyou."
"I miss it so much!"
Wang translated: "I miss your uncle's egg, the bastard who talks nonsense with his eyes open, why don't you praise Jia Zhang's Yangge?" ”
"A fat pig stands up and twists its ass? That stepping on a horse is also called Yangge? ”
complained in his heart, and Wang Yiyi nodded in agreement on the surface.
"It's a pity that there is no video equipment, otherwise recording this scene will be a testimony to the friendship between the two countries, and it will be published in the newspapers and publicized if it is not good."
"The folk songs of Mao Ziguo, with the folk songs of northern Shaanxi, how refreshing and pleasant! This is the exchange of art! ”
"In the future, if someone says that there is no art in Daxia, I will tell him this scene, and we also have art in Daxia."
As soon as Wang Yiyi finished sighing, he saw Xu Damao coming over with an old-fashioned video recorder.
After adjusting the angle, he gave a thumbs up while hand-shaking the record: "Uncle Jia's family, this skilled Yangge, has not practiced much at first glance, and it is estimated that it has been practiced for at least two and a half years!" ”
Dozing off with a pillow, Wang Yi felt that Xu Damao was a lucky star sent by God!