"You know what? As young people in the new society, we must use our brains. ”

"If you can solve it with your mouth, why do you want to do it?"

Jia Dongxu's speech sounded very reasonable.

At the very least, the other two members of the hot bird trio felt that what Jia Dongxu said made sense.

"But what if Liu Jianshe gets angry? He's been very close to that Natasha recently, and the two dog men and women often look at each other, are we so stupid? Will something happen? ”

Guo Dazi was still a little worried, and asked worriedly.

Jia Dongxu threw out the cigarette butt in his hand disdainfully: "I'm afraid of a chicken!" As long as we succeed in getting the stupid pillar to dance, the rest will not matter to us, Liu Jianshe is angry. ”

"There is a debtor who is wronged, and he is also looking for trouble with a stupid pillar, and he can't find our head, what is this wave called? In the storytelling, it is called a serial plan, and the plan is in the plan. ”

"I'm telling you, it's not me bragging, if I had been born a few years earlier, I would have been able to compare to Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms."

"Gentlemen, let me ask you, how is this plan? Please enter the urn, sow discord, borrow a knife to kill, and retire successfully. ”

"I was born at the wrong time, my family is a little poor, otherwise I would already be a rising star in the command world!"

Kyoto lords have three hobbies, one is authentic, the second is bragging, and the third is broken mouths!

Although he knew that Jia Dongxu was processing his own art, Guo Dazi and Xu Donglai still praised it very much.

After the three of them finished smoking, they had to go back to the workshop to continue their apprenticeship.

But as soon as he walked to the door, he saw Liu Jianshe holding his arms and waiting quietly for the three of them.

"Yo! Came out? ”

The trio trembled, glanced at each other, and encouraged each other to test Liu Jianjian.

I want to know why Liu Jianshe stopped the three of them.

Jia Dongxu was bold and strolled out of the toilet, but was kicked back by Liu Jianjian.

Jia Dongxu stumbled and almost fell.

"Liu Jianjian! What are you doing? Why are you hitting someone? ”

"Do you think you're lawless? Don't think that Director Song attaches importance to you, you can do whatever you want, and the rolling mill is not your turn to cover the sky with one hand. ”

Guo Dazi helped Jia Dongxu up, glared at Liu Jianshe angrily, and scolded loudly.

The scolding is quite enjoyable, but unfortunately the consequences are also miserable!

Liu Jianshe raised his hand and slapped him, and Guo Daqiao's head instantly slammed into the wall.

Xu Dong came to see the two good brothers being beaten, and it was called an anger!

Holding Wang Bafist screaming, he was about to rush up.

But as soon as he came to Liu Jianjian's body less than a meter away, he was glared at by Liu Jianjian's eyes, and he was instantly frightened, and Wang Ba's fist slammed into Jia Dongxu's body.

"I'll kill you! I'll beat you to death, let you bully my good big brother, let you bully my good second brother, let you bully me, a good third brother! ”

Xu Donglai scolded while hammering Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu: ......

"Mother Xipi, are you blind? I'm your big brother, you beat me up a chicken feather? ”

Jia Dongxu also gave Xu Donglai a slap.

Xu Donglai, who slapped him, said in surprise: "Big brother! Why are you here? ”

"You guys come over here!" Liu Jianshe said suddenly, and then led the three of them to the back of the toilet.

At this time, the urbanized sewage system did not fully cover Kyoto City.

Behind the toilet is a hand-dug manure tank, which is covered with a thin layer of ice in the cold weather in winter.

"You used ice skating when you were kids, right? Let's play you all once today. ”

"It's been very cold for the past two days, and the factory is thinking about finding someone to break the ice, and this task will be handed over to the three of you."

"Come on! Do I do it myself, or do you take the initiative? ”

"Don't say I didn't give you a chance, this distance is only about three meters, and if you are faster, you can slide directly to the opposite side."

"When you get to the other side, you guys will calculate my affairs, and we will dissipate all of them, if you can't run over, you will bear the consequences!"

Liu Jianshe took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and looked at the three people who looked terrified: "Which of the three of you will come first?" ”

The three of them glanced at each other, and Guo Dazi said even more anxiously: "Big brother, aren't you thinking fast?" Aren't you known as comparable to Zhuge Kongming? How about you to figure it out? ”

"I don't want to fall into the manure tank! If you fall into it in the winter, you'll die! ”

Jia Dongxu was still sweating on his head, and hot air was coming out of his head, and the CPU was obviously operating too fast, and it was about to burn out.

Jia Dongxu came up with a bad idea?

"Don't panic, we weigh about the same, less than a hundred pounds, and the clothes are relatively thick."

"As long as the three of us take off our clothes and slide out in an instant, we don't have to fall into the manure tank at all, the premise is that it must be fast, and slowly the three of us together will be nearly three hundred catties, and the ice will definitely break."

"Only from different directions can you avoid falling in, Liu Jianjian, do you mean what you say? As long as the three of us slide over, it's all over. ”

Liu Jianshe smoked a cigarette and said disdainfully: "Can I be like you, eight hundred hearts?" ”

"You go and inquire, I, Liu Jianjian, am famous for my integrity, as long as the three of you slide over, the ice is not broken, and the three of you don't fall into the manure tank, this matter will be written off."

"Of course, if you're unlucky enough to fall in, you can't blame me."

The three of them discussed it and felt that the plan proposed by Jia Dongxu could be tried.

So, Jia Dongxu took the lead in taking off his cotton clothes and pants, wearing only a red pants, standing in place and starting to move.

And Guo Dazi and Xu Donglai also moved in place in their pants.

"Big brother, why do you wear red pants? That color is worn by girls.,It's not a gentleman at all.,Do you think my black pants look good? ”

Xu Donglai proudly showed off.

For a long time, he, the third child, has been the target of ridicule by the two eldest brothers, and now that he has the opportunity to ridicule Jia Dongxu, he will naturally not let go of the opportunity.

Jia Dongxu's face darkened: "This is called mother's love!" Do you understand? There are many brothers and sisters in your family, and they are all the eldest and the younger ones wear the clothes. ”

"I'm an only child in our family, so I can only wear clothes that my mother doesn't wear!"

Guo Dazi was stunned for a moment, and then sighed: "I see, my aunt is a little sassy!" Red pants or thongs, is there a difference between wearing pants and not wearing them? ”

"Guo Da Dump who went to Nima, it's your, if you believe it or not, I'll whip you."

Jia Dongxu was angry, the red pants were shameful enough, and he even laughed at the thong.

Do you really think he, Jia Dongxu, is easy to mess with?

"You three are funny, are you done teasing? I don't have time to listen to you three here. ”

"Hurry up, or I'll kick you one by one, and you won't even have any hope of sliding over!"

Seeing that Liu Jianshe was angry, the three of them slid towards the opposite side from three different directions.

Jia Dongxu's calculation was still very useful, and the three of them slid to the opposite side without danger.

The three of them were very happy, they were rampant, and with the success of the first experiment, it was not too difficult to slip back and get dressed.

The three of them continued to slide in place, ready to get dressed and leave.

And at this time, the corners of Liu Jianjian's mouth suddenly rose!