Chapter 5 Pig Large Intestine
Xiao Zhuang was walking alone on the bustling and noisy streets, thinking about whether to go to a bar to have an affair, when suddenly a familiar voice came from behind him
"Xiaozhuang, is that you?"
A delicate and coquettish female voice sounded in the street, and the man slowly turned his head in confusion and saw a familiar shadow.
This is his first love, although not very beautiful, but the figure is extremely hot, and very good at coquettish and likable, Xiaozhuang and her maintain a long-term super friendship relationship, but unfortunately after a few years of getting along, the girl caught up with an old man and a rich man, twisted her hips and said goodbye to Xiao Zhuang.
"Xiaozhuang, it's really you, how did you get fat?"
"It's you, such a coincidence, what's the matter?" Xiao Zhuang was helpless
"I heard you're going to be a hunter?"
"You also go to such a dangerous job? Don't you look at yourself how many times you have passed? ”
"It's good that I left you early, otherwise I would have been dragged down by you"
"Look at me now, I eat and drink spicy food, I don't have to worry about you like this."
"My dear said that you will buy me a house, and you will marry me in the future."
"Why don't I go and talk to my dear and introduce you to a job?" It's not a lot of money, but at least it's not dangerous."
The woman chattered endlessly, and just as Zhuang Zhuang couldn't help but rush up and beat her, another familiar voice sounded at the right time
"Xiaozhuang, what are you doing? It's me, I'm an old pig! Let's drink."
A familiar voice came from the other end: "It's only seven o'clock in the evening, what kind of girl is it so early, women will only affect the speed of your gun, let's go to eat food stalls together, there is roast duck with sauce." ”
Hearing the words of sauce-flavored roast duck, his solemn stomach made a loud gurgling noise, and he hadn't eaten for a day and a night since last night. Swallowing the saliva surging in his mouth vigorously, he said solemnly, "It's coming!" ”
After saying that, he ran away at a windy speed, and the woman behind him was still complaining loudly
"Pig intestine, let's eat something delicious!" solemnly snapped his fingers, and Zhu Da scolded angrily, "My name is Zhu Da"
"Good pig intestine" "Know the pig intestine"
Zhu Da smiled helplessly, saying that he was helpless.
"Xiaozhuang, why did you sleep until now, this mission is very hard, right?" On the way, Zhu Da asked with concern.
Zhu Da and Zhuang Yan have been friends since childhood, they have been in the same window together, they have carried guns together, they have soaked in girls together, and Zhuang Yan is one of the friends who can really be called friends in this big city with a population of 3 million.
It's just that the identities of the two are very different now, Zhuang Yan is now an unemployed vagrant who is on the line of life and death all day long, while Zhu Da is a star of hope for a thriving career in the fortress power department.
However, none of this hindered the deep friendship between them, Zhu Da was not only a law enforcement officer with an iron job bowl, but also an energy controller, with far more power than solemnity.
You must know that the two of them came out of the slums at the same time, which once again proves the extent of the nest of people without special abilities in this world.
At the beginning, Zhu Da proposed several times to take Zhuang Zhuang to find a job with an iron rice bowl, but with his solemn temperament, where would he gnaw the benefits of his friends in vain, Zhu Da persuaded him several times to no avail, so he had to give up, and only secretly gave Zhu Da attention to collect the gunman's equipment.
"Hahaha, God rewards hard work! I can't imagine that I will have a time to make a fortune today! Speaking of this, the solemn spirit was greatly lifted, and he told Zhu Erdong about his experience in the wild during this time.
A week ago, Majest overheard information from a professional hunter during a conversation at a bar.
He said that there was a bounty task at the head chef of a five-star hotel - to capture the queen ant of the red flame ant, so this buddy pulled a few fox friends and dog friends to go to the depths of the vast plain to try his luck according to the mission instructions, but he never expected to run into an iron plate.
The Red Flame Ants were far more powerful than they imagined, and the hunters who went with them were all middleweight energy controllers of various attributes, but they couldn't help the Red Flame Ants who attacked in groups, and everyone almost explained it by themselves.
In the end, this guy did a technical analysis, saying that it was basically impossible to complete this task without strong enough equipment or advanced enough abilities, and finally he made a conjecture, maybe the musketeer's mechanical bullet could penetrate the shield of the Red Flame Ant, and it would be more advantageous to complete this task, but then he denied this conjecture again, musketeer? Hahaha...
Such a news that was taken as a joke was quickly drowned out in the laughter of the bar.
However, Zhuang Yan was very interested in this guy's last conjecture, so he ran to the five-star hotel to try his luck. I didn't expect him to go at a good time, the bounty task is still there, probably the hunter took the initiative to give up when he saw the hope of not completing it, in fact, this is not without reason, you must know that a bounty task like this is not only dangerous, but also surprisingly small rewards, if you don't give up, do you still keep it for the New Year?
After taking over the task, Zhuang Zheng rushed to the valley, where he stayed back and forth for six days, and finally figured out the Red Flame Ant's work and rest rules, attack methods, and key weaknesses, and lost a set of tattered equipment for this.
In order to be able to complete this task, he even emptied the safe in a desperate way, asked a friend he knew to borrow some, and used all his savings to buy sniper rifles and armor-piercing bullets, and finally the emperor lived up to his wishes and completed the task solemnly and smoothly in the morning, except for the last moment...
Listening to the solemn description of the process of the task, Zhu Da wordlessly gave him a thumbs up, for a poor low-level task with a small bounty, solemnity actually spent such a big price and energy, his persistence and endurance can definitely make anyone praise: You are so stupid!
During the conversation, the two men had already crossed several bustling avenues to their destination, Chang'an Avenue, the fort's most famous food stall gathering place.
More than 1,000 meters long on both sides of the street set up a fierce oil stove, countless iron pots are stir-frying all kinds of delicacies at the same time, everywhere are sweaty chefs, busy waiters, and customers who are feasting on the table in the open air, chatting, laughing and guessing, the air is filled with the fragrance of dishes, it is simply a paradise for gluttons.
General Zhu Erdong solemnly led to a large stall, and now the time is quite coincidentally free, and it is not even necessary to think about it sooner or later.
The waiter greeted them graciously and led them to a clean, empty table. solemn and not polite, skillfully ordered a few side dishes, of course, this family's specialty sauce fragrant roast duck is indispensable, anyway, he doesn't need to save money for Zhu Da when he eats big at night.
The wine and food were quickly served, and the hungry solemn threw off his arms and buried himself in eating, while Zhu Da was holding a wine glass in one hand and chopsticks in the other hand and slicing the roast duck pieces slowly, which was in stark contrast to the solemnity. The personalities of the two men are very different, and those who know them well wonder why they are able to become best friends.
This is something that even solemnly makes me wonder about.
After a few bottles of beer, the solemnity of the stomach finally put away the ugly eating appearance and Zhu Da began to talk about the mountains, chatting about some wind and snow, the secret skills of picking up girls and the experience in the wild, but the topic definitely did not involve personal private life encounters, this is a tacit understanding formed by the two people for a long time.
However, their rare meeting in the evening was soon interrupted, which shows that good food and wine can not only attract gluttony, but also sometimes attract flies.