"I am the fifth king of diamonds, and I am honest...... Marry me, let you enjoy a lifetime of happiness......"

The hilarious bell suddenly rang in his ears, waking Yun Yi up from his deep sleep and jumping up from the bed.

Looking at the phone in a daze, Yunyi's face showed a wry smile full of helplessness: "If the old guy knew that I, a Taoist priest, used such a windy mobile phone ringtone, he would have to pull out my ears." Jiang Xiaoxi, I had a grudge against you in my previous life, didn't I, why did I try such a prank to trick me?"

Well, that's right, Yunyi is indeed a Taoist priest. is not the kind of immortal who pretends to be a god and deceives him, but a cultivator who is genuine and pursues the supreme heavenly way.

Yunyi is not surnamed Yun, and he doesn't even know who his parents are. According to the old guy, in the year when the devils of the late Qing Dynasty washed Lushun Port in blood, they saw Yun Yi crawling in the pile of dead people, took him up the mountain to raise him, and gave him a nickname - Yun Yizi.

The old guy later said that the reason why he took a fancy to Yun Yi was because he had strange roots and bones, and he was a rare cultivator in a hundred years.

Later, Yun Yi saw an extremely familiar scene in a movie in the world, and then he realized that he was fooled by the old guy.

raised himself for six years, but he did chores for a hundred years, cooking, laundry, and burning fire and alchemy...... Where is this to accept apprentices, it is clear that I have found a long-term free servant!

However, Yun Yi is indeed extraordinary, following the old guy to cultivate for a hundred years, not only is the Taoist Five Techniques all perfect, but also on the road to pursuing the Supreme Heavenly Dao, he has also taken a solid step - from refining Jing Qi to the realm of refining Qi and transforming gods, it can be regarded as touching the edge of the Ethereal Heavenly Dao.

The old guy said that if you want to cultivate the way of heaven, you must first cultivate humanity and let Yunyi go down the mountain to practice. Later, Yun Yi figured out that the reason why the old guy sent him down the mountain was because a female cultivator came to the mountain, and the old guy thought that he was an eyesore by his side.

Although he has lived for more than a hundred years, Yunyi is as pure as a virgin in both body and mind (this thing is a rare species in the world). What kind of encounter will be in the billowing red dust, you can imagine it with your toes.

On the first day of going down the mountain, Yun Yi was deceived by a fake peer so that only a pair of pants remained, and even the flying sword passed to him by the old guy was cheated away.

After thirteen years of crawling in the red dust, Yunyi worked as a porter at the dock, went down to the black coal kiln, and worked as a security guard...... It wasn't until last year that he finally got his senses, got a fake diploma, and became a temporary substitute teacher in a high school, and his life was finally no longer so embarrassing.

What made Yun Yi extremely depressed was that after more than ten years of joining the WTO, he not only failed to figure out what humanity was, but his cultivation realm had not improved in the slightest, but he ...... three days ago The body of a boy who has been guarded for more than 100 years is broken.

What made Yun Yi even more shameless in the face of Sanqing Daozu was that the first time he was drunk by a woman, and then forcibly ...... Give it to that.

Jiang Xiaoxi!

Looking at the ceiling and recalling that experience, Yun Yi let out a moan full of grief and indignation: Jiang Xiaoxi, return me to a hundred years of Taoism...... The first time I didn't know what it was like! (The old guy on the hill, snickering...... ）

The strange thing is that every time I think of Jiang Xiaoxi in the past few days, I feel a strange, and a little wonderful feeling that I have never felt before, is this what is being talked about by secular men and women all day long...... Love?!

The phone was quiet for a while, and then rang again.

Seeing that the caller ID was done by the principal, Yun Yi remembered what happened yesterday, and a nameless anger appeared in his heart again, and he hung up the phone with hatred.

At noon yesterday, Yun Yi went to the principal's office to find Principal Huang for the matter of renewing his employment.

You can swear to Sanqing Daozu that he definitely knocked on the door before entering the door, and clearly heard Principal Huang's "ah".

Pushing open the door, I saw a girl playing a game of riding a big horse on Principal Huang's body, and the cartoon pattern of the small Nene hung on the sneaker on her left foot, like a flag, shaking and shaking.

Seeing someone come in, the girl hurriedly stood up from Principal Huang's body. At this time, a little accident happened - her skirt was stuck in the zipper of Principal Huang's pants, and she couldn't pull it open.

Rao is Yunyi Dao heart is strong, and he was also stunned by such a violent scene, and the Yuan Shen almost broke out of his shell.

After breaking through the filthy things of the principal, there is naturally no hope for the renewal of the next school year. Starting today, Yun Yi had to make another plan to find his eighteenth job since joining the WTO.

The principal's office is calling at this moment, and it is estimated that the principal is worried about the scandal and has called to sue him.

Yun Yi sighed in his heart, in this filthy world, how to cultivate humanity? Humanity, what is it?

The phone finally stopped ringing, Yunyi picked up the phone, and saw that there were still a few text messages, one of which was from the old guy. The old guy is now also keeping pace with the times, not only buying a mobile phone, but also pulling a network cable in the mountains. (Yun Yi once speculated maliciously that the old guy surfed the Internet and had no other use than watching body art films)

The content of the text message is very simple: "Yun Yizi my apprentice, come to cháo for the teacher's hard work in the middle of the night, pinch your fingers, you will have a bloody disaster in the near future, be careful, be cautious, remember to remember!"

Yun Yi shook his head and turned off the old guy's text message, the old guy probably watched the island country movie on the Internet last night, and his brain was a little nonsense!

Just as he was about to turn off his mobile phone, a new text message came, but it was from Jiang Xiaoxi's best friend Xiao Na.

opened the information casually, and Yunyi's face finally changed greatly: Xiaoxi has an accident, hurry up and watch the news on the Internet!

"Beautiful Teacher Refused to Court, Was Burned by a Rich Son !!"

Seeing the shocking headline on the webpage and the work photo with Jiang Xiaoxi's sweet smile, all of a sudden, Yun Yi's mind went blank.

"I just don't like Gao Fu Shuai, I like you, you are my diamond king!"

"I like your detachment that doesn't care about anything, I like your clear eyes, your embarrassed beard, and your smelly feet and snoring...... Like you, like you for the rest of my life!"

"Who said that women can't force men? If I can't get your heart, I'll get your body first, and if you don't obey, you have to follow......!

The fierce, savage, but heart-pounding voice echoed in his ears, shaking Yunyi's ears. The ** Miaoman's body and the eye-catching blush on the bed made Yunyi's gaze blurred......

Suddenly, Yun Yi heard a broken voice in his heart.

In my mind, the classic words of Sun Monkey Demon naturally appeared. The numb and boring sentences that are often on the lips of secular men and women, but at this moment he feels deeply...... It hurts, it hurts like a heartbreak!

The bits and pieces of more than ten years of secular practice flashed in my mind.

"It turns out that this is the humanity that the old guy asked me to seek!"

"Humanity is the way of heaven. The flesh of the weak, the food of the strong -- the evolution of the way of heaven, the only law of the birth and death of all things, the way of heaven is like this, and the same is true of humanity!"

"The ultimate goal of a cultivator's pursuit of the Heavenly Dao is nothing more than to break out of the shackles of the rules of the Heavenly Dao. Secular people spend their lives seeking nothing more than power, profit, and fame, and they want nothing more than to be above the rules of the world!"

Yunyi has been practicing in the secular world for more than ten years, and he has always been as clear as a fog of "humanity" that the old guy often talks about. At this moment, the world is like a chessboard, and it is clear to the chest.

However, so what?

I understand this, but at the cost of what is most valuable. What is particularly ridiculous is that I used to regard worldly money and power as dung, and in the eyes of cultivators, secular people are like ants, and my most precious thing is taken away by a lawless ant who relies on dung. What good is a hundred years of cultivation?"

After being silent for a long time, Yun Yi got up and walked towards the door.

At the door, Yun Yi casually pinched out a mysterious technique, and a flame suddenly appeared in the palm of his hand, exuding a dazzling and mysterious light.

Yun Yi waved his hand, and the flames fell to the ground. The moment the flames touched the ground, they spread out in all directions like flowing water, and everything in their path was reduced to nothing.

The ringtone of the mobile phone came to an abrupt end in the melodious singing of "I am the fifth king of diamonds".

After a few moments, the room was empty, with nothing but a thick layer of ash on the floor, like a new house that no one had ever lived in.

Three days later.

Yun Yi held his hand in front of Mo Li's tomb.

On the tombstone, the woman's smile is still sweet.

Yun Yi gently rubbed a piece of jade engraved with dragon claw patterns with his fingers, as if he was caressing his lover's face. The jade bi is a magic weapon, at this moment, Jiang Xiaoxi's wisp of incense soul was kept in it by Yun Yi with Taoism, and when he arrived at the hospital that day, Jiang Xiaoxi had already died of incense, and Yun Yi only received a wisp of her broken soul.

Glancing at the photo on the tombstone, Yun Yi said softly: There is no chance in this life, I hope there will be reincarnation, not extravagant hope for ten thousand years, one life is enough!

Putting away the jade, Yun Yi resolutely turned around.

At the moment of turning around, Yun Yi's eyes were full of coldness and ruthlessness.

"Since secular people can rely on money and power to trample on the rules wantonly, I, a Heavenly Dao cultivator, hold the power of heaven and earth, so why should I care about these rules of the world?"

"Destroy my beloved ants, you and everything you depend on, perish, who dares to stop me, perish, destroy the whole world, so what?"

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