Chapter 583: Becoming a Derpy Melon!
"Hurt by me?" Xie Chi was eating and laughing, "Xiao Rin, do you believe her words? In fact, you should be able to see that the couple has such an experience, and you are the initiator! If you hadn't punished him heavily, I wouldn't have been able to do this with my ability! You are the one who separates them from each other and suffers so much! All of this is because of you! You are also a smart person, who do you think should be the person they hate the most?"
After speaking, he suddenly turned to Xie Rou again, "Good sister, you should know by now who is the culprit of all this, right?"
"You're still as scared as ever!" Bai Ze's face was full of disdain, "In front of everyone, we are so blatantly sowing discord, do you think that we and the emperor are all fools?"
"I'm telling the truth!" Xie Chi stared at Xiao Rin's face, "What does Your Highness think?"
Xiao Rin glanced at him and looked at Bai Ze, "Aren't you going to say something?"
Bai Ze was stunned, and then shook his head: "What should be said, Rou'er has said it!"
"Then who do you think Lone will believe?" Xiao Rin asked again.
"Trust me!" Bai Ze replied without thinking.
"So confident?" Xiao Rin raised her eyebrows.
"It's not confidence!" Bai Ze shook his head, "I believe in the Emperor! Even if a person like him has only a wisp of divine sense, he can see through the ghosts!"
"But Gu doesn't have any memory of him!" Xiao Rin looked at him, "With these disputes between you and Xie Rou and Xie Chi, for Lone, it is like watching a play, it is difficult for Lone to treat the things on the stage as real events! Lone really doesn't believe in Xie Chi, but because you came so strangely, Lone doesn't believe you either! So ......."
He paused and said lightly, "So I'm too lazy to listen to your irritability! In order to prevent being deceived, Lone decided to send you on the road together!"
Su Li was startled when he heard this, turned his head to look at him, and wanted to say something, but he still swallowed it back.
Since Xiao Rin did this, she naturally had his plan, so she just listened quietly.
Hearing Xiao Rin's decision, Xie Chi was naturally angry, and cursed repeatedly: "Xiao Rin, you stupid! Do you know that without my help, even if you break through this illusion, you will never be able to fight her? Just for the sake of that grudge before, you made such a stupid decision, you will regret it! You'll regret it!"
Xiao Rin lazily took care of her, only staring at Bai Ze.
Bai Ze was obviously a little surprised, but compared to surprise, he was more worried on his face.
He looked worried, his mouth open and closed, as if he had a belly, and he didn't know where to start.
Xie Rou let out a long sigh: "Zelang, you really guessed right! He doesn't remember anything!"
"That's normal!" Bai Ze sighed, "After all, this is an illusion woven with my immortal body, how powerful I am! In the past, he always felt that he was invincible in heaven and earth, but now it seems that he is wrong, and I only need one life to turn this old thing into a fool!"
Xie Rou turned her head and glanced at Xiao Rin, covered her lips and chuckled: "Don't say it, he really looks like a little fool!" But have you noticed that this little fool looks much better than when he was an old thing?"
"Is there one?" Bai Ze glanced at Xiao Rin, pouted and shook his head, "It's a little bit fresh, but compared to me, it's still far behind!"
"That's it!" Xie Rou stretched out her hand to touch his face, "My family Zelang is the number one beautiful gentleman in the world!" Chic and handsome, but also informal, cute and tight! This old guy has a straight face all day long, and he acts old-fashioned, so he can't even compare to a single hair of Zelang!"
Bai Ze was praised, and the wisp of ghost floated up with a smile, and was torn off by Xie Rou's outstretched fingers, the two of them looked at each other, as if there was no one around, the love words were endless, and their faces were filled with happiness and sweet smiles, and the bright fairy face seemed to illuminate this filthy and dark dungeon a little!
"Dog man and woman!" Xie Chi couldn't stand it anymore, and cursed viciously, but it was a pity that a couple of lovers stuck there talking and laughing, and they didn't even bother to give her a look.
It's just that Xie Chi is too noisy, or rather, she is too jealous, and her scolding words are getting more and more filthy.
Bai Ze sighed: "Emperor, you didn't mean to scream
Are we on the road together? Why don't you do it yet? Kill her first! It's so disgusting, it affects the mood of this gentleman to talk about love!"
"Or, the emperor can send our husband and wife on the road first!" Xie Rou smiled softly and quietly, "Anyway, separate the time we go on the road! To avoid any accidents, it would be too evil to be entangled with a disgusting woman like her!"
"On this one, the Emperor may be satisfied?" Bai Ze asked with a smile.
"Of course!" Xiao Rin nodded, "So, Gu will accept her first today, and at this moment tomorrow, I will come to accept you again, okay?"
"Very good!" Bai Ze nodded, "Then I'll be tired of the emperor!"
"What else do you want?" Xiao Rin looked at him, "You can say it together, Lone can satisfy you!"
"Can you mention anything else?" Bai Ze smiled with crooked eyebrows, "The emperor is really generous! Then you're welcome! Rou'er and I have always loved beauty and cleanliness, but this place is neither beautiful nor clean, if we can, we want to die in a clean place!"
"I'd like to get a cleaner outfit!" Xie Rou added, "This dress is so dirty and smelly! And this hair......
She looked down at herself, her face was full of disgust, and she subconsciously reached out to comb her dirty hair, but she forgot that when Xie Chi occupied it, this body had been bent all over her body, and her fingers were also swollen abnormally, and the wounds on it were hung by hair, so painful that she burst into tears and trembled unconsciously.
Bai Ze hugged her with distress in his eyes: "Rou'er, since death is approaching, why don't you want this physical body?" If you want it, you will suffer, but if you don't want it, you will save a lot."
"That's fine!" Xie Rou wiped the blood stains on the corner of her forehead and sighed softly, "Then give it up!" But with our strength, I'm afraid we won't be able to do it......
She looked up at Xiao Rin, "Would the Emperor be willing to help with this?"
"Forcibly removing the soul from the physical body will hurt a hundred times more than you do now......" Xiao Rin looked at her, "Are you sure you want to help such a favor alone?"
Xie Rou nodded without hesitation: "Before, Xie Chi trapped my soul in the Yin Altar, and the torture I suffered was far worse than now! The pain of soul withdrawal is nothing compared to that!"
"In this case, I don't need you to prepare new clothes for her!" Bai Ze smiled, "In this way, just take us to a clean place! Rou'er, I find that I will also use some simple charms, and when the time comes, I will drape our souls in a happy dress, what do you think? Although we have been in love for hundreds of years, but by mistake, I have never been able to marry you and welcome you! Every time I think about it, I regret it for the rest of my life!"