Chapter 6: Da Mao, Are You Not Bad? Yan Laoxi can't do it either

Inside the utility room.

Li Dabao and Qin Huairu, the two small mouths are fighting hotly.

But I never thought that the movement outside was getting bigger and bigger.

The beasts and dogs could not spit out ivory from their mouths, and their mouths were full of dung, and their words became more and more unpleasant.

Li Dabao's face turned green, and the more he listened, the more annoyed he became.

Because now he has learned from memory:

The original owner's bicycle was originally his Li Dabao's.

It's just unfortunate that he was targeted by Yan Laoxi, who can calculate.

Yan Bugui calculates people, and he is no worse than the pair of wonderful mothers and sons of the Jia family.

The specific details, Li Dabao is not very clear.

I only know that half a year ago, shortly after the original owner's grandfather died, Yan Bugui set his sights on the original owner's bicycle.

Then he used some tricks to trick the car out.

……

However, the current Li Dabao is not the original owner who was soft and cute and easy to bully before.

He treated the beasts in the courtyard and always believed:

Only magic can defeat magic.

He knew very well that if he, Li Dabao, wanted to survive in the courtyard besieged by all the birds, then he would only be more beasts than the beasts in the courtyard-

Become the king of beasts.

in order to give yourself a chance to survive.

To put it simply, take the path of the beast, so that the beast has no way out!

……

According to Li Dabao's current guidelines, Yan Bugui deceived the original owner's bicycle.

Needless to say, this car must be taken back.

But he only crossed over in the morning, and then he was busy rushing ahead of Jia Dongxu to intercept Qin Huairu......

Only then did the matter of settling accounts with Yan Bugui be delayed.

But he didn't expect that the brazen iron rooster Yan Laoxi didn't sleep in the middle of the night and brought so many people to make trouble!

Li Dabao is angry, but his thinking is still very clear.

He thought about it for a while, and decided to make an example of Yan Laoxi tonight.

By the way, I also have a glimpse of the sharpness of other birds and beasts in the courtyard.

To establish personal prestige should be to lay a foundation for the future struggle with beasts.

Of course, it would be nice if you could still earn some system rewards or something.

Anyway, this wave, there is no loss.

……

Li Dabao pondered for a while, but he didn't have the heart to continue to have in-depth exchanges with Qin Huairu.

He patted Qin Huairu's shoulder and motioned for her to keep quiet.

Qin Huairu immediately understood, blinked the watery Carslan big eyes, and her delicate body was as dexterous as a water snake, burrowing into the quilt with one bone.

Li Dabao turned over and got out of bed, planning to go out and reason with the beasts.

At this time, the chatter of all birds and beasts came from the yard again.

Li Dabao listened attentively, and the three views that he had arranged for people to cross in his previous life and established were immediately shattered.

Hemp eggs!

Yan Laoxi's stinky and shameless slander against him Li Dabao for stealing bicycles or something, but he can barely understand it.

After all, what kind of virtue is Yan Bu expensive? It's not that he doesn't know.

The Yan family is a bottomless pit, no matter what it is, whether it is his family or not, as long as he enters the gate of the Yan family, there will be no day to come out.

He Li Dabao went out in the morning, didn't say hello to Yan Bugui, and rode his bicycle...... It's not surprising that Yan Laoxi brought people to the door to make a fuss.

But the grudge between Li Dabao and Yan Bugui, what's the matter with licking the dog stupid pillar?

Stupid Zhu, a stupid hat, even if he fanned the flames, he even spread rumors and speculated for no reason that he Li Dabao would steal people in the future?

Stealing people?

Steal your sister!

Brother is 1.9 meters tall, handsome than Yanzu (note: Although Li Dabao is very handsome, he is still 100 million points worse than the readers and grandfathers of the vertical and horizontal handsome, and there is no comparison at all) eight-pack abs, superior background, ancestors have mines, and they are still a glorious working class...... With brother's condition, which way do you want a girl, don't you just pick it with your eyes closed?

Who would look down on these crooked female beasts in the yard?

It's just those men and beasts with crooked pots and crooked stoves who will cherish themselves with brooms.

Just like the female beasts, sweeping the floor of Li Dabao's house, he still thinks the female birds and beasts are vulgar!

But Silly Zhu's sister He Yushui seems to be pretty good.

He Yushui's foundation is not bad, although he was taken care of miserably by the stupid pillar, not to mention the yellow muscles and thin muscles, and he was also seriously malnourished......

But He Yushui is only 18 years old at present, and the future is promising.

As long as it is properly maintained, it is also a flower in the courtyard......

There are also official fans and two uncles in the bangs, are you afraid that things will not be big enough, right?

Don't talk about all kinds of provocations, looking at the array, there is quite a sense of not giving up if you don't send him Li Dabao in?

Besides, Xu Damao, who has a bad stomach, the original owner seems to have no deep hatred with him.

However, Xu Damao secretly rubbed a lot of good things from the original owner's family, and the original owner turned a blind eye and closed his eyes, and he didn't bother with him.

Who would have thought that Xu Damao not only didn't appreciate it, but now he dared to take the lead and smash his Li Dabao's door?

As for the peacemaker Yi Zhonghai, it is even more outrageous, he even wants to use 20 yuan as a favor to buy him Li Dabao, so that he can provide for his old age in the future?

I want to eat it!

As far as Yi Zhonghai is concerned, you don't die alone, who is lonely?

……

Hiss!

Li Dabao took a deep breath!

The courtyard of the TV series is not deceitful, and the residents in the courtyard are really not simple.

All of them are birds, but it's not for nothing!

Of course, what makes Li Dabao even more uncalm is:

The beasts here seem to be even more ferocious than in the TV series!

Li Dabao didn't dare to think about it, and he didn't care about his image, so he picked up a towel casually, surrounded the key parts, and opened the door.

"Squeak!"

The small wooden door was opened with a crack.

The next moment.

Countless rotten eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, bricks, sticks and other miscellaneous items, like beads with broken threads, came towards Li Dabao's faΓ§ade.

Li Dabao subconsciously wanted to hide, but found that he couldn't hide at all.

In a hurry, he had an idea and thought of the spiritual spring space rewarded by the system.

Didn't the system say that if Li Dabao was willing, items from the outside world could enter and leave the Lingquan space at will......

However, he wasn't sure if the Spirit Spring Space could help him avoid a catastrophe now.

Just when those sundries were about to hit Li Dabao.

Li Dabao silently recited, "Open the Lingquan Space!" ”

Subsequently, the debris thrown by the beasts entered the spiritual spring space one after another.

Succeed!

Li Dabao was relieved.

……

And the beasts outside the door were collectively stunned.

So what kind of magic did Li Dabao use?

Lost all of that stuff all at once?

But in a moment, the beasts saw that the debris they had thrown out appeared on the floor in an instant......

Everyone rubbed their eyes.

Doubting yourself and being dazzled.

……

Seeing Li Dabao appear unscathed, Xu Damao was very unconvinced.

After being promoted to the top three, he encountered Waterloo in his first action, how could this be done?

However, he was not depressed for long.

Because now he is the third master of the courtyard, and he has an identity, status and power that ordinary residents in the courtyard can't reach.

With his current power, isn't it easy to deal with a small shrimp like Li Dabao?

Xu Damao hooked his hand towards Li Dabao, with a snorting expression, "Li Dabao, confess leniently, resist strictly!" ”

"Did you come over to the Fa by yourself? Or let the brothers do it for you? ”

Li Dabao was not angry, but said to Xu Damao with a smile: "Brother Damao, it's been three watches in the middle of the night, why don't you leave me in this courtyard?" ”

"That's right, I heard that you have never been very good at that...... You have to practice hard! Otherwise, if you marry a daughter-in-law in the future, you won't be able to give birth to a baby, and you will spoil other girls, we can't do the kind of lack of virtue that gives birth to a son without dermatitis. ”

"Of course, if you want to regain your life, my little brother can show you the way. If you really want to exercise, but you can't find a suitable way, you can go to dig out the manure pit in the public toilet to benefit the people and yourself, what do you think? ”

Xu Damao was the most taboo for others to say that he couldn't do it, and he was so anxious that he jumped three feet high and scolded: "Made! You, you, you...... You Li Dabao, who can't say it? You can't do it, your whole family can't do it. ”

"Brother is fierce! If you don't believe me, you can ask Widow Xu in the factory......"

Rumble!

The eyes of the birds brightened in a second, and the crowd exploded.

The other beasts in the courtyard don't want to see Xu Damao on weekdays.

What's more, the position of his three masters has not been voted on by the whole court, it is not counted, and other beasts have not, taking Xu Damao too seriously, and not ridiculing Xu Damao, he also has no mercy.

"Hold the grass! Da Mao, I really know how to play! You won't let go of the widow! Widow Xu's husband has only been gone for a few days, right? You're going to get involved with someone? In this regard, you are still the most brute! ”

"It's useful to play, isn't it a batch of dishes? Da Mao, are you really not good? I heard Widow Chang say that Widow Xu has often revealed in the casual chatting and blowing water of female workers recently, saying that she is not very satisfied with that aspect...... The person she said she wasn't satisfied with couldn't be you, right? ”

"Shhh I said that Brother Da Mao always wears panda eyes on weekdays, and his steps are vain...... It turned out that there was a hidden disease! ”

"Wait! Brother, what do you say? Often widowed? Something is wrong with you! ”

……

Xu Damao was executed in public, and the stupid pillar was happy to dance, happily mending the knife on the side, "Xu Damao, it seems that you really need it, exercise ...... well"

"I heard the leaders of the factory say that the cleaning department of the factory has recently retired a group of people, and there is a shortage of small experts in dung! Why don't you wait for the leader to come to the cafeteria for dinner one day, and I will ask my master to help you intercede with the director and transfer you to a different post? ”

Xu Damao has never been so embarrassed in his life.

was deflated one after another, and his emotions couldn't hold back for a long time.

He originally wanted to fight the culprit Li Dabao, but he thought that Li Dabao had escaped death not long ago, and he was afraid that he would lose people with a punch, and he would have to send himself in at that time, which was really not cost-effective, so he immediately shifted the goal of the battle, picked up a brick, and smashed his head and face at the head of the stupid pillar.

Silly Zhu was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged, "Xu Damao, are you eating?" What are you doing with me? ”

Not to be outdone, he took Xu Damao's crotch and ruthlessly used a trick to cut off his grandson's legs.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fought each other, and each other showed ten percent of their skills, and the backyard was full of firepower, attracting the attention of many beasts.

A few enthusiastic ones hurriedly ran to persuade the fight.

The courtyard was chaotic, like an ancient battlefield with thousands of horses.

……

Yan Bugui didn't care about this.

Suitable talent, Yi Zhonghai's private condition of 20 yuan was disrupted by Xu Damao, who was killed halfway.

At the moment, his attention is all about how to make a big fuss about Li Dabao's car theft, and then blackmail as many benefits as possible.

It's just that today's Li Dabao, how does it look weird, it doesn't seem to be the same as before......

Forget it, don't worry about it for now.

It's three shifts in the middle of the night, and I have to go back to rest immediately after getting the money, and I have to go to school at dawn!

Yan Bugui put his hands behind his back, as if he was a decent man and a gentleman, "Li Dabao, do you know what we came to your house in the middle of the night for the third watch?" ”

Li Dabao pretended to be surprised and diverted the topic, "Hey, isn't this the third master of Yan Laoxi?" ”

"You're only in your 40s, won't you? I heard that the third child in your family was born half a month ago, and he hasn't been confined yet...... That Yan Laosan, should he ......?"

"Oops! Three masters! You wouldn't be, would you be raising a son in the White Gang? ”

The eyes of all the beasts lit up again.

But because of the identity and status of Yan Bugui's intellectuals, the birds did not dare to comment more, but from their eyes, it was not difficult to see the desire for melons.

For the first time, Yan Bugui died in front of so many people, and he felt that he had nothing to love.

Li Dabao's mouth is a long knife, right?

Otherwise, every word he said made him Yan Bugui's heart ache incomparably?

"Li Dabao, don't talk nonsense." Yan Bugui's face turned into a ball, and he was so angry that he couldn't do it.

Li Dabao was still smiling and talking to himself, "Teacher Yan, don't be too anxious...... If you can't get up in one breath, won't the little property you save from between your teeth be cheaper for Lao Wang, Lao Liu, and Lao Yi next door? ”

"Don't worry, Xiao Li, I have an ancestral remedy, and I can't treat it...... In this way, you and Xu Damao first go to the public toilet to pick up feces for a few days, and you will be regarded as giving back to the society. I'll tell you the home remedies again, and I won't charge you money. ”

"You don't have to have any psychological burden, God knows, you know I know, we don't even tell the three mothers, let's treat it secretly, and quietly amaze the old king next door, what do you think?"

Yan Bugui was about to cry.

Today, I obviously came to settle accounts with Li Dabao.

Why did you come up and be sentenced to death in public by this rabbit cub?

Dare to say that Lao Tzu can't do it?

Lao Tzu can't do it, can he still let his wife have three children?

……

Yan Bugui's thoughts drifted farther and farther.

After a while, he realized that he was led astray by this stinky boy!

Everyone was in the backyard just now, and the discussion was so loud.

Li Dabao was in the utility room, and it was impossible not to hear it.

The reason why he is like this now, diverting the topic, and deliberately humiliating him Yan Bugui is not just trying to pretend to be stupid and fool around?

Hum!

Just your little ninety-nine, can you still escape the eyes of the three masters?

Want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?

No way!

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui suddenly became enlightened.

You can not have face;

At critical moments, life can also be avoided;

But when it comes to monetary interests, even if the sky falls, you must keep your own steel hammer.

Yan Bugui gestured a finger at Li Dabao, pointed to the bicycle parked not far away, and asked mysteriously: "Dabao, let me ask you, what is that?" ”

Li Dabao nodded hurriedly, "Third master, look at what you said, isn't that the bicycle that my grandfather bought for me when he was alive?" ”

Rumble!

The attention of the birds and beasts in the courtyard was diverted again.

Twinkle and twinkle.

The eyes of dozens of beasts, like the assembly before the big killing, flashed a terrifying light, and shot at Li Dabao, who was fighting alone.

The whole backyard is silent!