Chapter 9: Dare to mess with Lao Tzu? Send it all in!

"Report?" Zhao Qing was stunned by Li Dabao's boundless words, and then seemed to remember something, and said: "Comrade Li Dabao, what do you want to report?" ”

Li Dabao was about to speak, but was interrupted by Xu Damao.

Xu Damao's cross-eyed eyes squinted into the house while mocking: "Yo? Li Dabao, you're out of breath! Have you learned that the wicked sue first? ”

"Comrade security officer, don't listen to Li Dabao's nonsense, this person is extremely cunning and treacherous, don't be deceived by him!"

"Li Dabao, don't think that you can escape the punishment of the law by avoiding the important and trivializing the focus and shifting the focus."

"Huh! Report? What can you report? Report yourself for stealing a bike? Report yourself for breaking your shoes in public? ”

Xu Damao said that Li Dabao stole the bicycle, but Li Dabao didn't care much.

But this guy has repeatedly said that he broke his shoes, and this is unbearable.

Li Dabao's face suddenly became gloomy, "Xu Damao, how obsessed are you with breaking shoes?" Say it at every turn, someone else breaks the shoe? Just because you like to eat doesn't mean that everyone else has to be like you. ”

"In front of the security guards, you should tell me, why did I break my shoes?"

"What proof do you have that I broke my shoes? If you can't take it out, you're spreading rumors and causing trouble, so that the security guard comrades will send you in and accept the transformation! ”

Zhao Qing also agreed with Li Dabao's point of view and said, "Yes! Xu Damao, we have to pay attention to evidence when we talk and do things, you say that Li Dabao broke his shoes, but what evidence is there? ”

Xu Damao's face was raised, his pride was overflowing, and he pointed to the utility room and said, "Do you need to talk about this?" There's a woman in his house! ”

Zhao Qing looked in the direction pointed by Xu Damao, and sure enough, the woman's clothes and shoes that she hadn't had time to pack up were thrown to the ground, which was indeed a bit like the scene of the crime.

But according to the information of the Security Bureau, Li Dabao is still unmarried?

Could it be that Xu Damao really said it?

……

Li Dabao was speechless, "Xu Damao, your IQ is really touching, there is a woman in the house, just break your shoes?" Then you live with your mother, wouldn't it be ......?"

"Oh, no! You don't have a mother! ”

Xu Damao's mother Pan Jinyin, on the day she gave birth to Xu Damao, she eloped with her lover.

was born without a mother, which has always been Xu Damao's pain point.

was poked by Li Dabao like this, Xu Damao was like crazy and wanted to beat Li Dabao.

Zhao Qing's two subordinates were quick and hurriedly pulled Xu Damao back.

Seeing that Xu Damao was strafed and wilted, everyone hurriedly helped to speak.

"Comrade security officer, there is indeed a situation in Li Dabao's house."

"Yes, yes, yes! He was playing hooligan in public just now...... The movement was so loud and creaking that we all heard it. ”

"I can testify that it is!"

……

The onlookers all talked about this, even if there was some resistance in their hearts, Zhao Qing still decided to go into the house to search.

Li Dabao said no, he shouted into the house, "Wife, come out quickly." ”

With a nice sound, "Here we go!" ”

A young woman with a beautiful figure, a fair face, and a charming style all over her body, walked out.

saw Qin Huairu appear.

The male beasts in the courtyard are about to fall out of their eyes.

Where did the peerless beauty come from?

is even more gorgeous than those female stars on movie posters.

Silly Zhu looks like a fool, such a beautiful young lady.

How nice would it be if she could be my wife?

The young lady has no eyes, and would rather break her shoes with Li Dabao than look at me directly.

What the hell am I going to lose, where do I lose?

……

Qin Huairu smiled, which made people dream, and Xu Damao was also stunned.

Xu Damao, this kid, will really enjoy it.

In the house, there is such a beautiful woman hidden.

Made!

Gotta get more fire and get him in.

When the time comes, this girl will be mine!

The corners of Xu Damao's mouth outlined a wicked smile, "Yo! Li Dabao, you have been so open-minded, don't you have nothing to do? And let the security guard comrade, wait so long! ”

"Gotcha! Comrade security officer, the evidence is complete at the moment...... Hurry up and take this guy Li Dabao away! ’’

The men and beasts also echoed and agreed with Xu Damao's opinion.

Zhao Qing's heart twitched a few times, and it could be seen that he was a little lost, and said to Li Dabao a little reluctantly: "Li Dabao, what do you have to say?" ”

Li Dabao did not answer Zhao Qing directly, but hugged Qin Huairu, "Comrade security officer, please allow me, now formally, I will introduce to you, this is my wife, Qin Huairu." ”

Qin Huairu lowered his head and said timidly embarrassedly, "Hello comrade security officer, I am Li Dabao's wife, Qin Huairu!" ”

Rumble!

The pot exploded in the courtyard.

"Phew! Do you two have any shame in breaking your shoes? Are they all commensurate with husbands and wives? ”

"Don't tarnish these two titles, thank you!"

"The world is declining, morality is declining, and it is really unlucky that there is such a person in the courtyard."

……

Here's where it happened.

Even Zhao Qing's subordinates couldn't look at it, and were busy urging Zhao Qing to take people.

Due to the nature of their work, there are actually not a lot of bits and pieces that security guards come into contact with on weekdays.

However, due to the limitations of the times, people in this era have always been more conservative in their treatment of the relationship between men and women......

In this era when you can eat guns if you play hooligans, like Li Dabao and Qin Huairu, they are commensurate with their husbands and wives without evidence, in the hearts of most people, such a bad degree is that it is light to send the two of them to eat several times.

Zhao Qing still couldn't believe it.

But the facts were right in front of him, and he had to believe it.

brewed his emotions and planned to take down Li Dabao.

Li Dabao seemed to see Zhao Qing's thoughts, and hurriedly took out two red books and handed them over respectfully:

"Comrade security guard, Qin Huairu and I are legitimate. This is our marriage certificate, please take a look! ”

"As for the noise in the house, it's because I'm looking for something! Absolutely not, as they described. ”

"What's more, even if it is true, as they say, my wife and I live our own lives...... Is this also wrong? ”

……

Zhao Qing took the red book, and when he opened it, he smelled a fresh smell of ink, and it came to his face.

The X bright red postmark is extremely dazzling in the dim night.

Look at the registration date above, it's still daytime.

Zhao Qing looked through it carefully, checked it again and again, and said solemnly, "Hmm! This marriage certificate is indeed real. ”

"Li Dabao and Qin Huairu are a legal husband and wife."

As he spoke, Zhao Qing looked at Xu Damao with a strange expression.

"Xu Damao, why did you keep saying that Li Dabao broke his shoes?"

Xu Damao hadn't recovered from the news of Li Dabao's marriage, and still said to himself: "No, no, no, this is impossible!" ”

"Comrade Security Officer Zhao, my family lives next door to Li Dabao, and I have never seen him take him home! How could it be possible to get married all of a sudden? ”

"Your marriage certificate must be fake! You are taking a closer look, there must be something wrong with his marriage certificate, don't be deceived by him......"

Li Dabao didn't let Xu Damao talk nonsense now, he hurriedly cut off Xu Damao's words, and said to Zhao Qing with a mysterious face:

"Report to Security Officer Zhao, you have to be careful...... This Xu Damao may be an enemy! ”

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately panicked.

was buttoned up such a big hat by Li Dabao for no reason.

Is this worth it?

hurriedly explained: "Security Officer Zhao, don't listen to his nonsense, I, Xu Damao, am a good citizen, and I am a good citizen......"

Zhao Qing's heart tightened, from the time he entered the backyard, this Xu Damao has always been quite abnormal...... Between words and deeds, all reveal strangeness.

Hearing Li Dabao say this, he glanced at Xu Damao suspiciously, and reminded Li Dabao: "Comrade Li Dabao, please pay attention to your own wording specifications!" ”

Li Dabao was not in a hurry, but said unhurriedly: "Look, security officer Zhao, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry...... You see that he is in such a hurry, doesn't the fox's tail just show out? ”

"If you think about it, where did the phrase 'good people, big drops' come from? What are the ingredients of people who like to use this kind of word on a daily basis? I guess I don't need to explain more about this, right? ”

Zhao Qing's ideological consciousness, it is naturally needless to say, Li Dabao hinted like this, he knew it in his heart.

He looked at Xu Damao's eyes and became even more suspicious.

Li Dabao continued to mend the knife, "Also, as everyone knows, the marriage certificate issued by our Civil Affairs Bureau is not something you can get if you want to." Marriage certificates need to go through a series of strict approval procedures from various departments before they can be handed over to individuals. ”

"Moreover, the marriage certificate is a ...... protected by law"

"And this Xu Damao, he spread rumors five times and three times that I broke my shoes, so forget it...... I don't bother with him. But he dared to spread rumors in front of so many people, saying that my marriage certificate was fake...... After you insisted that my marriage certificate was fine, he continued to spread rumors...... Do you think his behavior of blatant contempt for our state institutions looks like an enemy? ”

Rumble!

Zhao Qing's face suddenly became extremely gloomy.

Xu Damao has no master, he never thought that when he said it casually, he would be arranged by this Li Dabao to have so many haves and haves...... Enemy elements are like rats crossing the street, everyone shouts and fights.

If a person has anything to do with these two words, then his life will be ruined, Xu Damao was about to cry, and hurriedly explained across the horse's face, "No, no, no, comrade security officer, don't listen to Li Dabao's nonsense!" I'll just say that casually, villain. I'm just saying that Li Dabao's heart is not correct and he has a fake certificate...... But there is no disrespect to the state institutions, you ......"

Zhao Qing glared angrily, glanced at Xu Damao, and couldn't help but say: "Someone!" Take Xu Damao down! ”

"Take it back, keep it under strict guard, and wait for me to go back and interrogate it myself."

The two security guards immediately stepped forward and took Xu Damao down in a slip of the way.

When Xu Damao saw that Zhao Qing was really coming, he was so frightened that his hands and feet were soft on the spot, his crotch was hot, and a fishy liquid flowed out......

……

After Xu Damao was taken away, Zhao Qing compared the statements in the small book one by one, and arrested other beasts who spread rumors that Li Dabao had broken his shoes.

In a short time, most of the beasts were captured.

The originally crowded backyard is visibly becoming spacious.

Yan Bugui saw that the situation was not right, and secretly wanted to slip away.

Li Dabao was delicate and saw through Yan Bugui's thoughts.

You Yan Laoxi!

Now that you know you're scared?

It's late!

Want to run away?

Think beautifully!

If you dare to provoke Lao Tzu, you have to go in too!

So, Li Dabao spoke: "Teacher Yan, as the three masters in our courtyard, you can't comment a few words?" What do you think about Xu Damao being sent in? ”

Yan Bugui is too late to escape this time, where do you dare to make any comments.

The soles of your feet are oiled and ready to slip away.

Zhao Qing saw the old man Yan Bugui, who ran faster than a rabbit, his eyes swept over the small notebook, and he remembered something, "Your name is Yan Bugui, right?" ”

"Lost your bike? Did you report the crime? ”

"Don't go! I still have something to do, and I need your cooperation in the investigation. ”

Yan Bu Guidun felt a chill down his spine, and his left leg, which he stepped out, froze in mid-air.