Since yesterday evening, Jia Zhang's family has been running around on the way to find his eldest son Jia Dongxu, and he has not had the opportunity to personally see the magnificent scene of all the birds being taken away collectively.

For a while, she couldn't understand what Li Dabao meant by "send it in".

But right now, she didn't have time to care about these details.

My eldest son went out on a blind date early in the morning, but now he is still missing.

And Jia Dongxu's blind date Qin Huairu is now in Li Dabao's house, and she has become Li Dabao's wife?

Jia Zhang's ancestral forced fantasy attack came on all of a sudden.

She soon had a love killing drama in her mind.

The next moment.

Jia Zhangshi immediately lay on the ground, crying and making trouble, "Li Dabao, who suffered a thousand cuts, is so big!" It must have been you who saw that Qin Huairu looked like a goblin, so you hooked up with this little goblin. ”

"You are afraid that Dongxu will expose the matter of your adulterer and adulteress, in order to cover your mouth, you will have evil intentions and harm the only seedling of my Jia family."

"Damn Li Dabao, you murderer, you have five thunderstorms every day, and you can't die well!"

"Lao Jia, your only son was killed by Li Dabao, and the incense of our Jia family will be broken! If you still have a little conscience, you can immediately manifest your spirit and take Li Dabao, a little brute, away! ”

Li Dabao knows Jia Zhang's virtue very well, and he is not surprised by this.

This person is extremely shameless, his skin is thicker than the city wall, it doesn't work to scold her, and it is estimated that he can't beat her, if you want to deal with her, you still have to find another way.

His brain was racing and he was planning a move to deal with Jia Zhang's family.

Qin Huairu, who was beside her, looked shocked.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have had a hard time believing it.

In this world, there is such a brazen person.

Yesterday, Brother Li told her some strange things about the mother and son of the Jia family.

At that time, she was still skeptical, thinking that there should not be such a strange person in this world.

But after she saw the strange behavior of the Jia family's mother and son with her own eyes, she even felt that what Brother Li said to her was restrained.

couldn't help but speak: "Jia Zhang, don't talk nonsense, Brother Li and I are in love freely, the two are happy, and we want to be together forever, so we went to get a marriage certificate, is there any problem?" ”

Seeing Qin Huairu's righteous appearance, Jia Zhang's mouth was crooked in anger, and he asked Qin Huairu in a crooked voice, "Qin Huairu, you little hoof who doesn't abide by women's morals, shameless!" ”

"You betrayed my family Dongxu, and you still have a face to show shame here? Our old Jia family has really been moldy for eight lifetimes, and they actually put up a broom star like you! ”

"You have to die, too! When the time comes, I'll let my old Jia take you in! ”

Qin Huairu looked disdainful, "Jia Zhang, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open." Jia Dongxu and I haven't even met, we don't know each other at all, where did the betrayal come from? ”

"I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you also have a face, don't you count me?"

"Let me ask you, did you lie to the matchmaker, saying that your own conditions are so good and your son is capable? The result? What conditions do you have, don't you have points in your heart? ”

"It's also thanks to my Qin Huairu's good luck, yesterday before meeting with Na Jia Dongxu, I met the kind-hearted Brother Li... Otherwise, if you enter the thief's den of your house, you will only be afraid of yourself, and you will go up the knife mountain and get off the oil pot. ”

Jia Zhang's withered bark-like face twitched a few times, and said in a weird manner: "So, you also admit that you betrayed my family Dongxu?" ”

Qin Huairu was completely angry, she shaved Jia Zhang's eyes fiercely, and said solemnly: "You don't put gold on your face!" Don't think I don't know, your eldest son, Jia Dongxu, is a sick man, and he can't even walk steadily; Not to mention his character, he is still a pervert and likes to steal his grandmother's clothes to wear...... How could I be, let such a good brother Li go, and marry Jia Dongxu's waste? ”

"Also, you'd better keep your mouth clean, what do you mean by Brother Li killing your Jia Dongxu? With his sick appearance, I'm afraid that he won't live long, so why do you need Brother Li to do it? ”

"You, you ......" Jia Zhangshi was dumbfounded, and he got up and was about to pinch Qin Huairu, "You little hoof, you don't keep women's morals and don't say anything, and you dare to curse my family Dongxu!" See I don't tear, your mouth! ”

Li Dabao was overjoyed, didn't you see it, Qin Huairu is still a little expert?

That's great!

Li Dabao likes this kind of good daughter-in-law who knows cold and hot, and knows how to help her husband speak!

He burst into applause on the spot.

Boom!

Jia Zhang was so frightened that he fell back to the floor.

Li Dabao walked over and put his arm around Qin Huairu's shoulder, feeling very relieved.

"Huairu, let's not meet this female cockroach in general."

"What, our family hasn't swept the floor today!"

"I look at this land, it's dirty!"

"So, you go and get the broom, and I'll fetch water!"

"Let's do a thorough cleaning of the house in a while."

Qin Huairu's mind was ingenious, and he immediately got Li Dabao's intention, and immediately ran behind the door and took the broom.

Li Dabao went to fetch water.

Moment.

He carried a bucket full of water and returned to the utility room.

"Huairu, there is a lot of dust in the house, so you have to sprinkle water before sweeping the floor, so that it is cleaner."

"In this way, let's divide the labor, you sprinkle water, I sweep the floor, what do you think?" Li Dabao proposed.

Qin Huairu understood again in seconds, stood aside with a shyly face, and said very cooperatively: "I listen to Brother Li." ”

"Good!" Li Dabao gave a thumbs up to Qin Huairu, "Husband and wife are of the same heart, and their profits are golden, let's clean the house inside and outside the house spotlessly today!" ”

"The Li family's 'female cockroach removal plan' has officially begun!"

With Li Dabao's order, Qin Huairu immediately carried a small bucket and sprinkled water all over the house.

Jia Zhang's was scolded one after another, and he was also connotated by Li Dabao as a female cockroach, and he rolled more energetically, crying on the ground.

Qin Huairu thought that Jia Zhang's was air, and directly sprinkled the water on it.

While deliberately sprinkling water on Jia Zhang's body to vent his anger, he scolded secretly.

Let your old pious woman be full of foul language!

Let you be an old pious woman to slander my brother Li and kill people!

Let your old pious woman calculate me and almost pit me into a fire pit!

……

I saw her silver teeth clenched, her fair and delicate cheeks bulged high, as if inflated, QQ bounced, and she looked very cute.

Li Dabao followed Qin Huairu's footsteps.

Qin Huairu sprinkled water in front, and he swept the floor in the back.

Whoa!

Qin Huairu's front foot poured cold water on Jia Zhang's body.

Thundered!

The next moment, Li Dabao's broom crackled and beckoned towards Jia Zhang's body.

Li Dabao's broom is different from the soft elephant-tail broom of later generations, but is tied with thorn strips, which is heavy and heavy, not to mention, and there are many barbs on it.

was greeted by the thorn broom, and Jia Zhang's skin was immediately cut one by one.

The wound was drenched with cold water, and blood gushed out frantically.

It's just three or five strokes.

Jia Zhang's body was covered with dense wounds.

Blood mixed with cold water dyed the clothes on Jia Zhang's body bright red.

……

A piercing pain came from all over the body.

Resentment and humiliation also poured out.

Jia Zhang's howl was even more powerful.

Even the birds that were lining up to fly over Nanluoguxiang were frightened and flew around.

The dog in the yard next door also barked non-stop.

The courtyard was made by Jia Zhang's family, and the chickens and dogs were restless.

……

The people in the yard have always liked to join in the fun.

After hearing the movement, they gathered in the backyard.

When I arrived in the backyard, I saw Li Dabao and his family busy at home, one sprinkling water and the other sweeping the floor.

really responded to that sentence, men and women match, don't get tired of work!

What's more, the young couple is talented and beautiful, and they cooperate tacitly.

Hey!

Envy two words, the daughters-in-law in the courtyard are all envious.

Seeing that Li Dabao's family was so affectionate, the daughters-in-law couldn't wait for it, so they directly came to a few big fights against the waste husband who could only be the shopkeeper at home.

……

Merely.

The young couple are doing housework at home, what is the old woman of Jia Zhang's family doing on the floor of others?

While playing a scoundrel, he also scolded Li Dabao, saying that Li Dabao robbed him Dongxu's daughter-in-law and killed Jia Dongxu.

……

In the hearts of everyone, they were also puzzled.

If it was in the past, maybe there would be some nosy people who came out and broke their mouths.

But these onlookers present, but last night, they witnessed those who spread rumors and caused trouble, and they were tortured away one by one......

Before the matter is completely clear, no one dares to rashly come forward and evaluate right and wrong.

However, there are some people who are whispering about Jia Zhang's family, saying that this person is disrespectful to the elderly, spilling in other people's homes, and being swept out of the house with a broom, which is normal.

……

Yi Zhonghai in the front yard was disgraced at yesterday's general meeting, and he quarreled with an aunt again, and even when Jia Zhang's family came to him, he didn't have the leisure to take care of the old sister-in-law, and got into the bed early to sulk.

Just when I was drowsy, I heard the heart-rending howl of the old sister-in-law.

The old sister-in-law likes to wail at every turn, and Yi Zhonghai knows this.

Every once in a while, if the old sister-in-law doesn't stage such a play, that's abnormal.

He knew very well that the old sister-in-law had a violent nature, and when she made a fuss to get what she wanted, she would stop.

The people in the courtyard also know this, and in order not to cause trouble, most of them will accommodate his old sister-in-law.

But the strange thing is that tonight, the old sister-in-law has been making a commotion for nearly half an hour, and there is no sign of stopping.

"Could it be that the old sister-in-law has encountered something that cannot be solved?"

Ground.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly got up and rolled over and got out of bed, and he didn't even have time to put on his shoes, so he rushed into the backyard.

……

Only to the backyard.

He saw Jia Zhang's covered in blood, lying on the floor of Li Dabao's house and wrining.

Where has Yi Zhonghai seen such a poor old sister-in-law?

The scene in front of him can make Yi Zhonghai feel distressed.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly ran over, and before he could figure out what was going on, he began to kidnap morally, "Li Dabao, what are you doing?" ”

"My sister-in-law is old, how can you do such a thing to her?"

Li Dabao knew that as long as something happened in the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai, a moral, would be indispensable to the cliff.

What's more, this is still his most beloved old sister-in-law here...... How could Yi Zhonghai miss the opportunity to brush up on his presence in front of his old sister-in-law?

But Li Dabao is not afraid, Yi Zhonghai is a moral.

As long as he has no morality, no one can kidnap him morally.

Not to mention Yi Zhonghai, even if it is a Yi Dahai, Li Dabao is also confident and will lie down.

"Oh, isn't this an uncle?" Li Dabao raised his head and pretended to be surprised.

"You're not at home with an aunt, plan your retirement in the future, run to the backyard, what do you care about me sweeping the floor?"

"Uncle, didn't you see that this is busy...... You also know that I just married my daughter-in-law yesterday, this newlywed Yan'er, how can I make Huairu live openly, right? ”

"There's a female cockroach in the house, and I have to find a way to get the female cockroach away...... I'm sorry, I won't send it away! ”

Li Dabao picked up Yi Zhonghai, his face did not change, and his heart did not beat!

In terms of the level of this yin and yang weirdness, it is also the level of Langya Bang (LYB).

Yi Zhonghai looked embarrassed, looked at Li Dabao in disbelief, thinking that he had heard it wrong.

This Li Dabao has always been respectful to him Yi Zhonghai!

Why did he scare people when he came up today?

What else did he say to let him go back quickly and discuss with his aunt about the future pension......

Wait a minute!

My old Yi's pension, isn't it in the future, is it up to you Li Dabao to be responsible?

"Dabao, what do you mean?" Yi Zhonghai has some, I don't know why.

Li Dabao picked up the broom, deliberately scratched Jia Zhang's face a few times, and said, "It's literal!" ”

"Uncle Yi, why don't you leave?"

"I heard from an aunt that you seem to have some special habits on weekdays, and you like to play with female cockroaches when you have nothing to do."

"You see, this female cockroach here in my house is fat and big, and she doesn't eat and drink a lot on weekdays. If you really like it, I'll give it to you, you are responsible for taking this female cockroach away, I don't charge any fees, just as a piece of filial piety of the junior, what do you think? ”

Rumble!

As soon as Li Dabao's words fell, everyone's laughter came from the courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's two got closer, and some rumors came out from time to time, and the neighbors occasionally heard about them.

But because of Yi Zhonghai's identity, everyone didn't dare to say anything.

Therefore, hearing Li Dabao's unobstructed speech, the onlookers suddenly felt the pleasure of finding their own mouth, and couldn't help but reveal some emotions.

Yi Zhonghai was embarrassed and angry, his fat head and big ears shook and swayed, and he explained breathlessly:

"I look at you pitifully, and I think about you everywhere, and your kid is not only unthankful, but also avenges you...... The connotation is that I have an inappropriate relationship with my old sister-in-law.

Brother Jia and I are big brothers, who grew up with a bowl of rice. After Brother Jia left, I saw that my sister-in-law was alone, and it was not easy to take Dongxu, so I took more care of their family. How did you come to you and become so filthy?

I'm really blind, I've been hurting you for so many years! ”

Li Dabao was not angry, still smiling, "Ah! Yeah! ”

"You're a master, you're right!"

"However, let me state first, I didn't say that you and your old sister-in-law have any improper relationship...... That's all you said! All the uncles and aunts present, brother Jimei, can testify to me! ”

"But, have you ever thought about it? Since you like to take care of your sister-in-law and mother and son so much, why don't you do good things to the end, and simply take this mother and wife over and go to live at your house? ”

"By the way, aren't you and Aunt Yi always wanting a son? I think this Jia Dongxu looks quite similar to you, and after taking it, you will raise him as your own son...... With Jia Dongxu's own son, you don't have to worry about the future, no one will give you a pension...... Aunt Yi is also reasonable, presumably she will not object! ”

"Qin Huairu and I are also married now, and we can't live in this utility room all the time, right? When I have a child in the future, I can't live in it. If the mother and son of the Jia family move to your house, they can also vacate the two rooms in my house...... It's like killing two birds with one stone! ”

"Uncle Yi, don't say anything, just do it!"

"You'd better take your old sister-in-law to your house tonight!"

"As soon as tomorrow dawns, Qin Huairu and I will move to the big house!"

Yi Zhonghai was stunned.

Obviously, his eloquence is very good, but in the face of Li Dabao's heresies, he has no power to refute them

In a hurry, Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to take up his moral stick and go down.

"Li Dabao, you conscienceless rabbit cub."

"He who does not know is not guilty! I didn't hear the foolish things you said, so I don't have to worry about you. ”

"But don't you forget, when you were criticized last night, who died directly in front of so many people in order to defend you?"

Li Dabaodun couldn't see it the most, Yi Zhonghai's face of moral kidnapping at every turn, his face suddenly became serious, "Yi Zhonghai, no matter how special you are moral kidnapping, you have to go in!" ”

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai was struck by lightning and froze on the spot!