The 36th Jia family's mother and son pulled, it is very reasonable for Lao Yi to wipe it
Chapter 36 The that the mother and son of the Jia family pulled, it is very reasonable for Lao Yi to wipe it
Jia Dongxu finished eating the last piece of embossed pork belly, and his fingers were still simmering.
This braised pork is so delicious!
Fat and mellow!
Oily!
Soft and glutinous!
If you can eat a few pieces of this every day, it will be so beautiful.
Thinking about it, he picked up the lunch box that had been licked shiny a long time ago, intending to taste it again.
Ground!
An overwhelming stench, like a raging storm, hit madness.
Jia Dongxu raised his head suddenly, followed the smell, and saw that Jia Zhang's pants were covered with suspicious stains, even on the ground......
Bang dang!
The lunch box in Jia Dongxu's hand fell directly to the ground, raising a puff of dust.
yue!
Jia Dongxu immediately held on to the bed and vomited wildly.
But the next second.
He felt as if there were thousands of troops galloping in his body, and it seemed as if a long-stored volcano was about to erupt.
Bang!
An explosion sounded out of thin air.
The shacks of the Jia family began to tremble.
Jia Dongxu also fell.
It's all over the body and on the bed.
Even a little farther away, the pot used for stir-frying is not escaped.
In the following afternoon, the mother and son of the Jia family were struggling with the belly of [boohakka] at every turn.
Jia Zhang's is a little better, she can run and walk, every time she notices that something is wrong, she covers her stomach and rushes to the toilet at a speed of 100 meters.
But with her reaction, there are times when she makes mistakes.
For the sake of insurance, Jia Zhang's later moved a small stool and squatted outside the public toilet.
The unsuspecting residents in the courtyard saw that this old pious woman was acting strangely, and thought that Jia Zhang's family was desperate to collect protection money here, and they didn't dare to rush in, so they had to take a detour and go to another place to solve it.
Jia Dongxu is miserable.
Since the amputation, he has needed help with eating, drinking, and Lazar.
When you encounter this kind of thing, you can't solve it yourself at all.
But Jia Zhang thought he was dirty, so he turned a blind eye and didn't help him clean up.
Jia Dongxu couldn't stand it, so he had to solve it himself.
His body was already weak, coupled with the strong stamina brought by the braised pork, when dealing with that, he accidentally fell directly from the bed.
Fall flat on one's face.
The most terrible thing is that his face is directly aimed at the products left behind by Jia Zhang's who didn't have time to go to the public toilet before.
The strong pungent stench went straight to the heavenly spirit cover.
Jia Dongxu was so smoked that he burst into tears, and he wanted to die.
Four or five young workers came home from work together, and when they stepped into the courtyard, they realized that something was wrong.
"Huh? Why does it stink so much? Who's frying stinky tofu?"
"Hurry up and go to the otolaryngology department of the hospital to register, your nose is not good, this is clearly someone cooking 9+1!"
"! Really! The smell seems to come from the Jia family's shack...... What kind of fame is the mother and son of the Jia family doing here? You can't really cook that, right?"
"Hard to say! Last time, I saw Najia Zhang helping his son go to the public toilet to empty the excrement, which seemed to be the basin used for washing vegetables at home. When this person reaches a certain age, it is inevitable that he will have some strange hobbies! Let's go, let's take a look!"
While they were talking, they went to the edge of the hut.
The closer to the shack, the stench that rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover was even more suffocating.
Everyone held their breath and tested each other with "you know" looks.
But no one wanted to come forward and check it out.
In desperation, I had to use [rock-paper-scissors] to fight the winner, and the person who lost went to the shack to find out the situation.
Poor Huzi became this unlucky bastard.
He covered his nose tightly and pushed the nest open
The curtain of the shed poked his head halfway in curiosity......
Then, I saw an unforgettable scene in his life.
Suspicious things in the shack are flying all over the sky.
Jia Dongxu was lying on the ground covered in filth, as if he was eating something......
I didn't move, and I looked like I was enjoying it!
The big pu of the tiger was running quickly, and he quickly reacted to what was going on.
The next moment.
He shouted directly:
"Hold the grass! Come and see!
Jia Dongxu is eating!"
Rumble!
Everyone rushed forward in a swarm.
Then they flew away and scattered.
While running.
While vomiting and vomiting!
The sound of vomiting resounded over the courtyard.
A few people ran out of the front yard and into the street in one breath, and only then did they catch their breath a little.
Huzi vomited darkly, the bile was about to vomit out, and his swarthy face was miserable and white, and he felt miserable when he looked at it.
"Made! Jia Zhang's mother and son are too lacking in morality, right? Even if they have special habits, they can't make the yard like this!"
"Don't get excited, maybe it's not what we see? Is there a possibility, the mother and son of the Jia family, in fact, there is something unspeakable?"
"Rub! Why don't you sit on the Leshan Giant Buddha? Help the mother and son of the Jia family wash the floor? You don't have to! Strange is wonderful, what else can there be unspeakable? Jia Dongxu eats 9+1, isn't this an obvious fact?"
"Don't say it, this mother and son of the Jia family definitely have some serious illness. When I was in the workshop this afternoon, I heard the female workers next door mention that Jia Zhang's was very strange today, and he directly took a small bench and sat at the door of the public toilet, staring at it viciously, and the people coming and going were so frightened that everyone didn't dare to go."
"Hold the grass? Is it so heavy-mouthed? Jia Zhang's this, you have to eat fresh when you eat?"
"Yue! Three lives are unfortunate to meet such strange neighbors."
A few people sat on the side of the street, discussed it, and decided to do something.
If you continue to live in this smoky environment, I am afraid that you will be poisoned!
Several people first went home to get thick towels, covered their noses and mouths tightly, and armed themselves until only a pair of eyes were exposed.
After taking protective measures, they formed a group and returned to the front yard.
Far away.
Then they saw a pale-faced, vain old woman, holding a small bench and clutching her belly, and went into the courtyard trembling and trembling.
Huzi's eyes narrowed slightly, and when the old woman got closer, her whole person was about to explode, "Brothers, everyone, look, isn't that Jia Zhang's family?"
"Yes! That's her! Now, let's go to her and settle accounts!"
Seeing several people surrounding, Jia Zhang's immediately entered a state of alert, "What are you going to do?"
"Don't do anything!" Huzi glanced at Jia Zhang's fiercely, "Jia Zhang's family, your Jia family's mother and son, do you still have a sense of public morality?"
Jia Zhang's frantically squirted for an afternoon, and the whole person was about to collapse, and even the triangular eyes collapsed into a slit, and said disdainfully:
"What is a sense of morality?
How many dollars a pound?
Is it OK to eat?
Stinky boy, get out of here!
Don't get in the way of the old lady!
Otherwise, let my old man come up and cut you!"
Huzi was in the shack of Jia Zhang's family and suffered serious physical and mental injuries.
Seeing this Jia Zhang's unrepentant death, his heart was full of anger, "Pretending to be confused, right?
Jia Zhang's!
Let me ask you, you mother and son eat when they eat, why do you want to make the courtyard a miasma?"
Rumble!
Jia Zhang's pupils dilated, and the whole person was like a volcano that had been dead for many years, suddenly erupting, picking up the small bench in his hand, and he was about to fight the tiger.
Huzi has good physical strength and quick reaction, and deliberately dangles in front of Jia Zhang's family.
Avoiding it sensitively, Jia Zhang's stool flew into the air, and under the action of inertia, Qi Qi fell forward.
Poof!
Directly fell a dog and ate!
Jia Zhang's family was already in vain, but he was thrown again, and he couldn't get up at all, so he had to sit on the ground and continue to scold Huzi.
"Little brute!
Keep your mouth clean!
Who eats?
You're just eating!
Your whole family eats!
If you talk nonsense again, be careful that the old lady beats you and looks for all over the ground!"
Huzi: "You don't eat? Why is it that you are all over the place in your shack?
Even in the pot for stir-frying!"
Jia Zhang's face blushed, "Don't talk nonsense!
The old lady has a bad stomach today!
Is that something I can control?"
Huzi: "Hehe! Look at what you can, you're proud of your own production and self-sale, right?
However, I am a very generous person, you and Jia Dongxu can eat whatever they like, I express my respect and blessings!
But how can you do this, for the sake of appetite, to make the courtyard into a miasma?
There are so many people of all ages in the hospital, if there is a contagious disease, can you be responsible?"
Junko: "That's right! It's too much! Not to mention the appearance of the hospital, it also seriously threatens the health and safety of the people in the courtyard!
If you know each other, go back and dispose of what is left of the shack. An hour for you! Otherwise, we will tear down your shack and drive you out."
Jia Zhang's will not work at once.
She'd rather be misunderstood and eat than move out!
It's complicated on the outside:
First, there are not so many, and a big injustice like Yi Zhonghai can be fooled;
Second, she hasn't found the little beast Li Dabao to take revenge!
But these young people, all of them are strong-blooded, and if they really want to demolish their own shacks, she Jia Zhang has no choice but to sprinkle on the ground.
Huzi and several people were also helpless.
The two sides confronted each other.
That's when it happened.
Yi Zhonghai walked in with a box of lunches, humming a little tune.
Today, like yesterday, is also an uneventful day, not a day to make money by picking up garbage.
But he was lucky today, and when he was about to call it a day, he actually picked up two boxes of hot lunches in the trash.
Three meat and one vegetable, and a large chicken leg in each box, it is very delicious to look at.
Such a good meal, of course, you have to get yourself one.
There was no one around, so he quickly picked up the boxed lunch, hid in a secluded alley, and began to show off his meal.
Since I started picking up garbage, this appetite has grown day by day.
After a box of lunches, why are you getting more and more hungry?
Yi Zhonghai hesitated.
Then he picked up a large chicken leg and began to nibble on it.
How do you feel still not full?
Why don't you show off the other one?
Anyway, a chicken leg, the old sister-in-law and Dongxu can't be separated, so they don't have to fight.
Yi Zhonghai picked up another chicken leg.
The difference is that this time he no longer has a psychological burden.
A box lunch, two chicken legs in the stomach, the waist is no longer painful, the legs are not sore, and the body has strength, and even the mood seems to be much lighter.
Yi Zhonghai hummed a little song and walked towards the courtyard.
This lunch box is quite delicious.
In case of a while, when the old sister-in-law eats beautifully, maybe you have to give him something, an unexpected surprise!
Chinese New Year's Eve night 22 years ago......
It's like a dream!
Plausible and false!
Yi Zhonghai still doesn't know what it feels like.
If only I could relive one
Next, that's for the best.
Thinking about things.
Before you know it, the courtyard is almost there.
But strangely.
Far away.
He sensed something was wrong.
His beloved old sister-in-law seemed to be crying, and she was crying very sadly.
Rumble!
Which one of them was bullying my sister-in-law again?
Yi Zhonghai roared angrily and rushed in.
The hospital smelled bad.
His beloved old sister-in-law, with her face like a vegetable, sat on the ground and rolled around.
There were also some suspicious stains on his body.
Yi Zhonghai was furious!
Question Huzi and the others, what is going on?
Huzi and the others told Yi Zhonghai what happened.
Ben was still thinking about letting Yi Zhonghai come out and uphold justice.
Unexpectedly, the uncle, who has always prided himself on being fair and just, actually spoke to the mother and son of the Jia family, and criticized Huzi and his party with a bloody head.
In terms of moral kidnapping, these young people are not Yi Zhonghai's opponents at all.
Several people left the front yard in a rage, continuing to discuss what to do.
Jia Zhang's mother and son made the yard stinky and didn't need to be cleaned......
In this way, it will definitely not work.
But Yi Zhonghai has been protecting the short.
All of a sudden, even Huzi, who had the most ghost ideas and the most clever, didn't know what to do.
Suddenly.
Someone proposed, do you want to go to Li Dabao to try it?
Huzi's eyes lit up, "Looking for Brother Dabao?
I'll see it!
He is the nemesis of the Jia family!
He must have a way to solve this matter."
After speaking.
A few people walked towards the backyard.
As soon as I arrived in the backyard, I saw Li Dabao riding a bicycle, with a large bag hanging on the car, and Qin Huairu in the back seat, with a spring breeze on his face, coming in through the back door.
Huzi hurriedly stepped forward and went to say hello!
Li Dabao guessed that he stepped on the brakes.
"Huh!
Why is everyone here?
Is there something wrong?"
In the Jia's shack incident, Huzi was the first person to watch the grand occasion of the Jia's shack, and he received the strongest impact and the highest damage value.
As soon as he saw Li Dabao, he was like grasping a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said to Li Dabao, "Brother Dabao, you have to help me avenge my hatred!"
Li Dabao grabbed Huzi, "Huzi, if you have something to say!"
We are all civilized people, why do we fight and kill at every turn?"
Huzi didn't know what was wrong, so he cried out with a "wow", and said something "Jia family" and "eating" in his mouth.
Li Dabao was even more confused and asked what happened?
Shunzi told the Jia family how the mother and son harmed the courtyard, and asked Li Dabao how to drive the Jia Zhang family and son out of the courtyard without offending Yi Zhonghai.
Li Dabao smiled,
Said:
"Do you need to ask?
The pulled by the mother and son of the Jia family, it is reasonable for Lao Yi to wipe it, right?