Chapter 62: Trying the Food, Stupid Zhu Blows Himself Up in the Hospital!
Silly Zhu was angry.
But then he thought it was unlikely.
Hehe!
Li Dabao, this bad thing, dare to tease me?
Taking advantage of Li Dabao's inattention, the stupid pillar swooped, rushed into the small kitchen, suddenly lifted a kitchen knife, and threatened:
"The canteen is heavy, idlers are not allowed to enter!
Li Dabao, you are a little minion in the general labor workshop, you don't go to the workshop to move bricks and screws, what are you doing here?
Is this the place for you?
Get out! Get out!
Don't get in the way!"
Gao Lixin sees that the stupid pillar wants to cut people at every turn?
I thought to myself, this is worth it?
Scolded him in time!
and also asked Wang Gang to find someone from the security office.
Silly Zhu was also afraid that he would get away with it, and then he would be sent to dig coal and be reformed through labor, so he immediately put down the kitchen knife and quibbled with a hippie smile, saying that he was just scaring and scaring Li Dabao.
Gao Lixin's face was serious, "Is there a scare like you?"
Silly Zhu didn't realize his mistake at all, and said unconvinced:
"Who let that stinky boy keep his mouth shut and spread rumors?"
The corners of Li Dabao's mouth twitched, "Brother Silly Zhu,
But tell me, why did I spread a rumor?"
Silly Zhu looked like he was dragging and dragging it, "Didn't you say that I was expelled from the cafeteria?
Our canteen, with a total of twenty or thirty people, is the only one who knows Tan's cuisine.
The cafeteria fired me, and when the big leader comes, who will cook for me?"
Li Dabao laughed, "Do you need to talk about this?
Of course it's my daughter-in-law!"
Her level of cooking Tan's cuisine is much higher than yours.
Wrong!
Your three-legged cat level is not worthy of comparison with my daughter-in-law at all!
Because her level of cooking Tan's dishes is better than your father's."
Silly Zhu also followed, "Yo?
Li Dabao, you are really shameless!
I don't even make a draft to brag!
Our He family is the only orthodox heir of Tan family cuisine in the capital.
Orthodox heirs, you know?
In the entire Sijiu City, just my father and I will be orthodox Tan family cuisine.
Isn't your daughter-in-law from Qinjiagou?
How could she possibly cook Tan's dishes?"
Li Dabao:
"That's right!
In the entire Sijiu City, there is indeed only your He family's father and son, who can orthodox Tan family cuisine!
But my daughter-in-law is from Qinjiagou, and she knows Tan family cuisine, isn't that very reasonable?"
The stupid pillar was dizzy, touched his shiny head, and muttered:
"Makes sense!"
"Isn't that the end of that?
Silly Brother Zhu, don't stick here.
If you continue to make trouble here and affect my daughter-in-law's performance, I will go to the Security Bureau to sue you and shake out all the things you did with a kitchen knife to cut me.
You have a criminal record, and now you have just been released, you must be the focus of the security guards, see if they catch you when the time comes!"
Silly Zhu was frightened, his mouth pursed, and he didn't admit it, "Nonsense!
Why do you say that I cut you?
Do you have proof?"
Li Dabao:
"Don't you think everyone has eyes?
Director Gao and Chef Wang have all seen it."
Gao Lixin nodded, and also signaled Silly Zhu to leave quickly, otherwise he would really have to notify the security department.
Staying in an emotionally unstable person like Silly Zhu and continuing to work in the small kitchen is a big safety hazard, and he may be implicated one day.
Wang Gang and the rest of the chefs also hope that Silly Zhu will leave soon.
Being a colleague with this kind of person who throws a knife/knife at every turn, but really pins his head to the waistband of his pants, they don't want to be afraid of going to work every day.
Seeing that everyone's expressions were serious, not like a joke, Silly Zhu suddenly had a very bad premonition, and said loudly:
"Senior Director?
No way!
Am I really fired?"
Gao Lixin's expression was solemn:
"Or else?"
Rumble!
"Boom", the stupid pillar's heart suddenly sank to the bottom!
That's not going to work!
It's not that Silly Zhu loves the job of the canteen so much.
But if you leave the small canteen, you can't continue to fish for oil and water!
On the surface, the small canteen of the rolling mill is public.
But in fact, its management rights are almost monopolized by the father and son of Silly Zhu, and even the leaders come here to eat, what to eat, and how much to cook, they have the final say.
He Daqiang and Silly Zhu, the father and son, take the opportunity to enrich themselves by virtue of their identities as chefs in small canteens on weekdays.
Every time they make a purchase, the father and son will try their best to use the money from the canteen to buy some extra ingredients they want.
When they return to the cafeteria, they will make an excuse that those things are not good and cannot be put on the table of the big leaders.
When they get home from work, they put these [superfluous] ingredients in their pockets and take them away.
Eat what you want;
If you don't want to eat it, you can sell it on the black market.
The food in the small canteen is not much higher than the ordinary food such as radish, cabbage, and potatoes in the big pot of rice.
He Daqiang and his son have worked in the canteen for so many years, and almost all of the food and drink on weekdays are from the small canteen, and they have also made a lot of money by reselling the materials in the small canteen.
On weekdays, except for some basic expenses, the salary can basically be saved.
Silly Zhu has worked for five or six years, and has saved a lot of small treasury.
If you are really fired, where will you find such a good job in the future?
If you don't have a good job, how can you marry a big beauty like Qin Huairu?
At that moment, Silly Zhu decided that no matter what today, he would keep his job as the head chef of the small canteen.
Mr. Gao said he was expelled......
But he was not discouraged.
Instead, he used his three-inch incorruptible tongue to continue to play the emotional card.
said that his father, He Daqiang, gave up the high-paying position in the Beijing International Hotel and chose to shine in the rolling mill.
As a result, he was stupid, but he was treated like this.
His father and him, on weekdays, are no less, helping the director of the canteen.
When the director's family has a treat and needs a chef to come to the door, their father and son will arrive as soon as they are called, and they do not charge any fees.
Right now, his father, He Daqiang, left the cafeteria.
People walk tea cool.
Even his stupid pillar was implicated.
The behavior of the canteen director is simply ruthless and unreasonable, and he doesn't think about the past at all.
At the same time, Silly Zhu also hinted to the director of the canteen, saying that he had a good relationship with many factory leaders.
If Gao Lixin does too much, he will have to go to the leader to join him.
What Silly Zhu said is also the truth.
Gao Lixin is in trouble.
After a long while, he spoke with difficulty and asked Qin Huairu to go back first, saying that the small canteen was not recruiting people today.
Let's go!
When Qin Huairu heard this, her tears fell like beads like broken threads, threw herself into Li Dabao's arms, trembled and choked in a low voice:
"Woooooooooo
Brother Li!
The small canteen is not recruiting!
I won't be able to commute with you in the future."
Li Dabao looked at his daughter-in-law sad like this, how can he bear it?
He gently comforted Qin Huairu and whispered in her ear, "Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid!
This job in the small cafeteria, I said it was yours
and it's yours.
No one can snatch it away!"
Qin Huairu: "But Brother Li, the director has said that he wants me to go back......
Li Dabao: "It's okay!
I have a way."
Silly Zhu saw that Gao Lixin was relieved, and the work of the small canteen was finally saved, and he was quite proud.
was about to satirize Li Dabao's inadequacy, who wanted to be caught off guard, suddenly stuffed with such a large mouthful of dog food, the vinegar jar shattered to the ground, and said in a slippery manner:
"Isn't there a daughter-in-law?
What's the big deal?
As for pulling and pulling in broad daylight?"
It's not decent!"
The stupid pillar was so sour that his mouth was sour, but his eyes were numb with envy, a pair of thief eyes, and he kept glancing at the two of them while being sour, peeking at how others showed affection, so he should learn it in advance.
Silly Zhu is so urine, Li Dabao is not surprised, said:
"There's a daughter-in-law, it's really nothing remarkable.
The question is, do you have one?"
The stupid pillar was poked in the pain point, but he was actually not calm, but he still said hardly:
I...... It's going to be soon, probably soon."
Li Dabao:
"Oh?
Is it?
If you close your eyes now, there will be it right away.
It's really fast."
The stupid pillar was almost choked to death, and he had an idea:
"Do you care if I have a daughter-in-law?
In any case, the position of chef of the small canteen is mine."
Silly Zhu consciously broke back into a game, looking very angry.
Li Dabao pretended to be mysterious, "I don't think so."
"Li Dabao, what do you mean?
Director Gao just said, I can continue to stay in the small kitchen, what kind of green onion are you, dare to question Director Gao's decision in person?"
Li Dabao waved his hand, "Don't talk nonsense!
I don't have any disrespect for Director Gao.
Director Gao did agree that you would continue to stay in the small kitchen as a chef.
But the question is, do you have what it takes?"
Li Dabao's provocation was really effective.
As soon as Silly Zhu heard this, he immediately jumped up, "Li Dabao, I am the orthodox heir of the Tan family cuisine in the capital.
In the entire Sijiu City, except for my father, I have the best cooking skills, and I have also received unanimous praise from the big leaders, why do you say that I have no ability?"
Seeing that the stupid pillar was hooked, Li Dabao held back a smile, "Not for anything.
I just think you're a rookie.
You often claim to be the orthodox heir of Tan family cuisine in the capital, but this doesn't mean anything.
My daughter-in-law is still the descendant of the imperial chef in the palace, is she proud?
To be honest, at the level of your three-legged cat, not even a little finger of my daughter-in-law can be compared."
Stupid pillar his father He Daqiang, in addition to his poor character, there is nothing to say about his cooking skills, and he can be regarded as a bit of status in the chef world in the capital.
Even if Silly Zhu's cooking skills are average, because of his father's face, everyone will close their eyes and praise Silly Zhu on weekdays.
Silly Zhu has been a chef for so many years, and it is the first time I have heard it, and some people say that he is not good at cooking.
I can't bear it now.
Li Dabao saw the soul of the god of war in the stupid pillar's body, and seemed to be about to move again, and said directly:
"Silly Brother Zhu!
Don't be impulsive!
We're all civilized!
What's going on with showing your fists and feet at every turn?
Since everyone has their own opinions, no one is convinced......
In front of Director Gao, Chef Wang, and a few chef comrades, why don't you compare yourself with my daughter-in-law? Let's see who's the best at cooking!"
"Don't!" Silly Zhu refused on the spot.
Because he thinks that Qin Huairu is from the countryside, it is estimated that he is even the Tan family
I've never seen a dish, how can I still make it?
Competing with this kind of person simply lowers his compulsion as the orthodox heir of Tan family cuisine.
"Oh?
Don't you dare?"
Li Dabao asked deliberately.
Then, he said to Gao Lixin, "Director Gao, I think Brother Liusil Zhu will continue to be the chef in the small kitchen, you should consider it carefully.
I've heard that there are a lot of perverts in the labor camp, who like to harass people like Brother Silly Zhu, and like to beat people at every turn......
Those perverts torture people, but they are terrible, and they can even make people insane.
There was a guy in our courtyard who was about the same age as Brother Silly Zhu, who was sent in and locked up for a week because of a fight.
I heard that the guy met the pervert inside.
In just a few days, the originally strong guy was tortured enough to choke ......
After being released, the guy's temper became extremely irritable, and he beat people like a stupid brother, and even said that he was the leader of the [Kitchen Knife Gang] and wanted to cut people...... It's scary!
The weirdest thing is that the young man suffered from amnesia after he came out, and he even forgot where he lived and what his name was......
How can I see that Brother Silly Zhu's performance today is very similar to that guy in our courtyard?"
Rumble!
In the minds of Gao Lixin and the others, there was immediately a picture of the stupid pillar chasing Li Dabao as soon as he entered the door, and even slashed people with a knife!
Several people gasped in unison.
Before Silly Zhu entered, although his temper was not very good, he was indeed not as irritable as he is now.
Could it be that he was really in it, harassed by the perverts, and received some special mental stimulation?
Li Dabao glanced at a few people and continued:
"Look, our stupid brother Zhu, it's been more than a month since I was sent in, right?
This time is much longer than the grumpy guy in our courtyard who likes to beat people!
Anything can happen for such a long time.
In case Brother Silly Zhu has it inside, he has the same experience as that guy......
Grumpy tempers are trivial.
I'm afraid, he's got amnesia or something, and he's forgotten all about cooking.
When the big leader really comes, it won't end well.
He doesn't dare now, he competes with my daughter-in-law, and he is weak-hearted......
Director Gao, you have to keep your eyes open, when the time comes, if you really get caught, it will be too late."
Silly Zhu was so angry that his mouth was crooked, he was not a fool, it was impossible not to hear that the [neighbor] in Li Dabao's mouth who loved to do things with others was actually connotating him.
But for a while, he couldn't find any evidence to refute it, and in a fit of rage, he blew himself up.
"Li Dabao, you just lost your memory!
Your whole family has amnesia!
Lao Tzu has been digging coal for more than a month in a coal mine in Bac Ha Province, where is there any perversion?"
Li Dabao said lightly:
"Oh?
So you're digging coal!
My neighbor was also assigned to go to the coal mine......
Silly Zhu almost vomited blood, and felt that he was not Li Dabao's opponent, so he took the initiative to write a battle book very arrogantly:
"Li Dabao, don't talk nonsense!
After talking for a long time, don't you just want me to compare my cooking skills with your daughter-in-law?
Compare and compare, who is afraid of whom!
I'll make your daughter-in-law scream when you lose.
However, if you beg me now, I can show mercy to her and make her lose less ugly."
Li Dabao smiled, "Then I'll thank Brother Silly Zhu for his kindness.
We don't need to, though.
Because you are no match for my daughter-in-law at all!"
Silly Zhu sneered contemptuously, "Yo?
Pretty crazy?
Then we'll see!"
Gao Lixin pulled Wang Gang and the others into the corner to discuss for a while, and agreed to let Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu compete.
Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case.
If it is really said by Li Dabao, it will be too late.
The tasting took place quickly.
Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Li Dabao took out the [God-level Invisible Gloves] from the system space and put them on for his daughter-in-law.
[God-level Invisible Gloves], except for Li Dabao, are in an invisible state in the eyes of the rest of them.
And this glove has first-class protection, as long as you wear this glove, even if it is in a high temperature of hundreds of degrees, or under a sharp blade, your hand will not be injured.
With this [God-level Invisible Glove], Li Dabao doesn't have to worry that his daughter-in-law was accidentally cut by a knife or splashed with oil droplets when she was cooking.
Then.
Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu arrived at the vegetable cellar and began to choose the ingredients they needed.
From selecting ingredients, cleaning, preparing dishes to stir-frying, Qin Huairu carefully followed every point that Li Dabao taught her.
What to do in each step, what kind of heat should be used for what dishes, Qin Huairu all followed Li Dabao's teachings.
Once she had picked out the ingredients she needed, she quickly started working in front of the stove.
She carries knives like flying, and the kitchen knife seems to grow in her hand, no matter what she cuts, it is steady and steady, and she cuts it quickly and well.
Once you've prepared the food, start cooking.
There was a lot of busyness.
In a short time, she made a table full of Tan's dishes.
The dishes she makes are full of color, flavor and flavor, which makes people feel appetizing.
The director of the cafeteria was stunned.
I didn't expect this charming woman to be so capable?
In less than an hour, she made so many dishes?
This dish looks good.
It's just that it's not enough to cook food quickly, the most important thing is to taste good.
Whether it tastes good or not, you still have to wait for the dishes made by the stupid pillar to come out and compare them to know.
But, stupid pillar, what is he doing?
Gao Lixin looked at the stupid pillar jumping up and down in front of the stove, his eyes dazed.
From the beginning of the selection of ingredients, the silly pillar is very eccentric.
Faced with the vegetables in the vegetable cellar, Silly Zhu looked confused, and even a little unfamiliar.
He picked all kinds of ingredients in the vegetable cellar, picked them up and put them down, put them down and picked them up again......
Seeing that Qin Huairu had prepared all the dishes that needed to be used, Silly Zhu was still picking and choosing.
It wasn't until Qin Huairu began to slide the pan widely, and when the stupid pillar saw that something was wrong, he took some dishes at random and ran to the stove.
To the surprise of everyone present, the ingredients that Silly Zhu took could not be related to Tan family cuisine, but could only be said to have nothing to do with it.
Li Dabao looked at the bear-like stupid pillar, and his heart blossomed.
It seems that it is really as he thought at the beginning.
The professional skills of the stupid pillar are also systematically ......
After a simple and rude selection of vegetables and cleaning, the stupid pillar then cut the vegetables.
Don't say that outsiders look at the operation of the stupid pillar and look confused.
Even the stupid pillar himself is very strange.
The kitchen knife, which used to be handy to use, is now in his hands, but it is so unfamiliar.
Silly Zhu even felt that his own hands were not his own hands.
When chopping vegetables, accidentally hitting your fingers is a knife.
After the screaming, another knife came.
The cutting board is stained red.
Several chefs in the cafeteria frowned in unison.
I don't know if I ate the food made by the stupid pillar, and if I eat a good meal, I don't know if it is a work injury.
Before eating for a while, you must ask the director of the canteen, if the factory is not responsible for the medical expenses, then they would rather resign directly than eat stupid pillars
of the dish.
Who knows how much medical expenses you will have to pay for after eating?
They don't do it when they pay out of their own pockets!
After crossing over, Li Dabao made up his mind to be the man of the [King of Beasts]. qδ
But his heart is as hard as him, and he can't stand it at this time.
I saw the stupid pillar, pointing to his fingers:
A knife goes down, a cut;
Another knife went down, and another cut in his hand;
One more knife down, another cut;
Hiss!
It hurts!
The most bizarre thing is that the stupid pillar seems to be cursed.
The more careful he is when chopping vegetables, the higher the probability of being cut;
And the cut is getting bigger and bigger.
Wait until none of the 10 fingers are intact.
Silly Zhu finally gave up his insistence.
Didn't cut the potatoes?
That's not cut.
Fry the whole pan.
Is cabbage too big to cut?
I don't cut it either.
The whole pot seems to be about the same.
Even if you beat an egg, you have to be glued by?
Made!
Then the eggs will not be beaten.
Eating it in the shell is considered to supplement nutrition.
Silly Zhu looked at his bloody hands, and then at the dishes he had prepared.
Horse-riding!
It's really lonely to be busy.
Anyway, now he doesn't know anything about cooking, and he has prepared all the dishes, so he doesn't pay so much attention to it.
When the sesame oil was put into the pot, the water vapor in the pot was not dry, the oil was fried everywhere, and several large bags were burned out of his face;
When frying cabbage, the cabbage is put in whole, and the spatula can't be noisy at all.
As soon as the burning stick was struck, the whole cabbage flew out like a hot wheel, hit the wall, and then bounced back.
Boom!
The cabbage slammed into the stupid pillar's head.
Silly Zhu suddenly felt dizzy and fell straight down.
The director of the canteen poured a basin of cold water on the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar woke up and continued to cook.
The most terrifying thing is that when Silly Zhu was frying potato chips, he didn't control the amount of oil and poured most of the pot directly.
And also turn the fire to the maximum.
The original stir-fried potato chips were directly turned into fried.
The potatoes, a few of which were uncut, were put into the pan whole, and the starch quickly gelatinized under the action of high temperature.
The stupid pillar used a spoon to press the potato, trying to divide the potato into small pieces.
But it is also clear how he operates.
I heard only a thud.
All the oil in the pan flew out.
Under the huge shock wave, the stupid pillar flew straight out
The small kitchen used by the silly pillar for cooking was fried directly.
Everyone present was dumbfounded.
I'm glad I wasn't affected.
At the same time, the chefs of the canteen breathed a sigh of relief.
It's okay if the small cafeteria was blown up.
In this way, they don't have to test the poison and eat the food made by the stupid pillar.
The stupid pillar was blown up into a blur of flesh and blood, and he lost consciousness on the spot.
Gao Lixin was frightened and hurriedly called an ambulance to take Silly Zhu to the hospital.
At this moment, the system prompt goes online.
【Ding!
Congratulations to the host, who successfully fooled Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu to try the food competition, and sent Silly Zhu to the hospital;
Rewarded: ......]