Li Dabao smiled sullenly and said:

"Don't do anything!

But I suggest you think about it first."

If it had been before, Jia Zhang's iron would not care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and the cliff would have begun to splash and roll again.

But now, after fighting with Li Dabao many times and losing repeatedly, she is a lot smarter.

Jia Zhang's estimated the situation, felt that he continued to be hard-mouthed, and was afraid that he would not be able to get good fruits to eat, so he decided to slip away.

As soon as Jia Zhang confessed, the surrounding onlookers suddenly became energetic.

The old godly woman's ability to reverse right and wrong has always been first-class.

Even if it's black, she can be said to be white.

Today, a few words from Li Dabao can make her obediently admit it......

This shows that the things involved behind the old goddess are not trivial.

didn't need Li Dabao to say a word more, the neighbors were gossiping, and they made up a wonderful drama in their brains.

"Jia Zhang, don't go! You and the Qinjiagou boar, can you expand on it, what's going on?"

"What else could it be? That's it! This old and unserious person, when he is old, often looks at the young men in our yard, flattering him!"

"Shhh I understand everything...... So, Jia Zhang's really, what's wrong with the boar? Wait, Jia Zhang, don't you still have Xiao Yi? Why are you so!"

"You don't understand that, do you? Uncle Yi is old, even if he has this heart, he doesn't have the strength! Maybe Jia Zhang's went to find the boar, or the uncle pointed out behind his back!"

Rumble!

Jia Zhang's body couldn't stop being hit by five thunders, trembling wildly, and said with a gloomy face:

"Li Dabao, little brute!

Your words don't count!"

Li Dabao:

"Jia Zhang, you are inexplicable here!

Why am I just, talking doesn't count?"

"Didn't you say that you wouldn't tell me about the Qinjiagou boar?"

Li Dabao:

"I didn't say it!

Which ear do you have that you heard me say?"

Jia Zhang:

"You didn't say that?

Then how do they know?"

Everyone said in unison:

"We guessed!"

Jia Zhang: ......

There was silence for a long time.

Moment.

Wow –

The front yard was direct and exploded the pot.

"Hold the grass! Jia Zhang's! Is it true that you and the Qinjiagou boar happened?"

"Brother, be confident! The Jia Zhang clan has blown himself up, can this be fake?"

"See you in a long time! And you've been neighbors for so many years...... I really didn't expect you to be such a Jia Zhang! Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-Jia Zhang's! Everyone should pay attention when they go out in the future."

"I don't have a boar, but I do have two roosters. Shall I lock up those two cocks?"

"I think you'd better be careful, and you'd better be cautious. Boars and roosters are all male, and Jia Zhang's taste is difficult to judge with common sense."

"Shhh What about my rhubarb...... Made! I'm going to go back and take good care of my rhubarb."

"I don't have a boar, a rooster or a dog in my house, but it seems that there are a few live cockroaches and mice that plague the female cockroach and the female mouse at every turn...... Jia Zhang, if you need it, please contact me, I will pull the matchmaker for you, and I will not charge you money!"

Jia Zhang's professional sprinkling and rolling for more than 50 years.

What winds and waves haven't you seen?

But she never imagined that one day, she would capsize in the gutter.

Moreover, this small boat is still rushing on its own and overturned.

This made her, who has always been quite confident in pit people, suddenly feel ashamed and uneasy.

A sweet throat.

A warm heart

The blood in the socket is gushing straight up.

Vomit vomit vomit!

Several violent vomiting sounds rang out.

The next moment.

Streams of blood poured out frantically from Jia Zhang's throat.

Li Dabao was afraid of scaring the children, so one on each side, picked up He Yushui and Meimei, turned his head and ran.

The neighbors were also afraid of being held accountable and left one after another.

Jia Zhang vomited blood for several minutes in a row, and the vitality of the whole person was wiped out at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Every time Jia Zhang spit out a mouthful of blood, Yi Zhonghai, who was secretly observing, followed with his little heart and twitched.

As early as when the old sister-in-law was beaten by He Yushui, he couldn't wait to stand up and resist everything for his beloved old sister-in-law.

But when he thought of it, he did his best to give his old sister-in-law, but in exchange for turning a blind eye to the old sister-in-law, and even blamed and abused him for no reason......

For the sake of his old sister-in-law, he paid too much;

There is also too much to lose.

Since he has decided to seal his heart and lock his love, two separate and one wide.

Then absolutely not, and then go back.

Otherwise, everything will be wasted.

Better a finger off than always aching!

No matter how big the [pain of parting] is, he Yi Zhonghai can endure it.

But looking at the old sister-in-law like that, Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear it......

At this time, the old sister-in-law must need a warm, reliable, and loving hug, right?

Yi Zhonghai's thoughts were flying.

Suddenly, there was a heart-rending scream.

"Gross!"

Jia Zhang was heavy and spat out the last mouthful of blood.

Immediately, the whole person fell like a fallen leaf that was blown by the autumn wind.

"Old—

Sister-in-law——

Son—"

The next moment.

Yi Zhonghai rushed out like crazy.

Li Dabao took He Yushui and Meimei and just walked to the front yard.

I heard a system prompt sound in the void.

【Ding!

Congratulations to the host, you successfully made Jia Zhang's vomit blood and vomit to the faint of antiquity!

Reward:

1L Zimu River River Water! 】

The next moment.

In the system warehouse, a transparent 1L glass bottle immediately appeared.

Inside the glass bottle, there is a pink liquid, the liquid pink is tender and tender, it is the kind of pink exclusive to macho men, and it looks pretty good.

Li Dabao also likes it!

Merely.

The water of the Mother and Son River?

Isn't that something that only exists in "Journey to the West"?

How can you still run to the courtyard?

Hiss!

Could it be, which one lacks the heart and eye, and the author of the online article who arranges for people to cross, is mistaken?

Got the things that originally belonged to "Journey to the West" into the courtyard?

Li Dabao thought about it and felt that it made sense.

Because in his previous life, when he arranged for people to cross, he encountered a similar situation.

Once, he accidentally arranged the elixir of immortality that should have been assigned to Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng, and arranged it to a [crooked mouth and son-in-law] urban plane.

[Crooked Mouth] is an urban plane with no cultivation and no force value.

The protagonist of [Crooked Mouth] Son-in-law, in fact, he himself has no ability, he can survive in this urban plane, all thanks to the villain whose IQ is not online.

Who would have thought, that [crooked son-in-law], after suddenly getting the elixir that should have been given to Brother Zheng, he suddenly floated.

Thinking that since it is the author's arrangement, then this elixir and cliff are good things!

A few pills went down to the stomach.

Lay down!

Suona blows!

[Crooked Mouth], was buried on the same day.

The protagonist is gone

, the plot line of [Crooked Mouth and Son-in-law] began on the collapsed broad road and never returned.

Li Dabao's [Crooked Mouth] also went directly to his grandmother's house.

After the book hit the street, Li Dabao was gorgeous and was signed by his [crooked mouth] website and blocked.

The editor-in-chief of the site also vows:

In the future, if anyone dares to sign Li Dabao again, he will not be able to get along in the company.

It's not enough to be blocked by a website.

Li Dabao even suffered the crazy strangulation of the website editor who signed him [crooked mouth and son-in-law], a big heart with a big 49.99-meter knife.

On a dark and windy night.

Li Dabao in his previous life, with great difficulty, changed to a new website that did not know his black history on the street, incarnated as a humanoid codeword, and arranged for people to cross in front of the computer.

Suddenly.

As the sound of the electric current sounded, a puff of white smoke suddenly came out of the electric light directly above the head.

Swish!

The world is plunged into darkness,

The next moment.

A cold and biting chill came from Li Dabao's neck.

With the faint moonlight, Li Dabao took a sideways look and found that it was actually the editor of the website who signed him [Crooked Mouth] before, and the red heart A was big.

At this time, the red heart A was furious, carrying a 49.99-meter big knife, and came to Li Dabao to settle accounts.

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The little author is really scared, editing a big 49.99-meter broadsword.

In order not to let this big knife fall so ruthlessly on the little author.

All of you who are watching Yan Zu Wei Ting Jingyi transcendence, do you all understand?

Please move your little hands to make a fortune, vote for the little author for no money, help point out a good review for no money, okay?

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Thank you, thank you! ）

"Li Dabao, the website has worked hard to cultivate you, and this editor will serve you 360 degrees before and after the saddle...... As a result, you didn't even make a splash?

Doesn't your conscience really hurt?"

Li Dabao nodded, with a sincere face:

"Editor, haven't I already done what you told me to do to the editor of another website?

How can my conscience still hurt?"

The Ace of Hearts sighed heavily, and there was no mood swing on his face.

Half a day.

Only then did he slowly speak:

"Yes!

It's because you're going to harm other editors...... So now, I've also been blocked by the website you signed up to.

Originally, I wanted to jump to that website next month, and my position was promoted by 2 levels, and my salary was increased by 5 times...... As a result, you have been disturbed!

Li Dabao, why do you want to harm other editors, can't you keep a low profile?"

Li Dabao meowed innocently, "Edit big!

I'm really low-key.

However, the strength does not allow it!

That's it!

What can I do?"

The ace of hearts greatly recalled the various emergencies encountered after signing Li Dabao......

found that this son is talented, whether it is a book with a theme, he will be in the dark in the end.

I don't cross the streets!

This confused account with Li Dabao is not clear at all.

Disheartened, Ace of Hearts took one last look at the world with great affection and helplessness, and then jumped down from the 38-story floor.

Li Dabao is a kind person.

In order not to let him, the editor of his new website is big, and he has also stepped into the footsteps of the ace of hearts.

So right now, the new website bursts liver day and night.

In the end, it was finally the end of the fate of hitting the streets.

Seeing that Li Dabao had finally done something, Fang Pian was big and relieved

：

Now I can finally do without it, and I can take a leap!

Ulala!

Comrade Li Dabao, I thank you and your whole family!

Ulala!

Thank you Li Dabao, don't sha!

The new editor was so happy that he was so excited that he gave Li Dabao 49.99 Xia Guoyuan, saying that he invited Li Dabao to eat Crazy Thursday!

If you don't have enough money, just give it a word!

No matter how much you eat, you can be reimbursed!

Who wants.

Before Crazy Thursday was eaten, Li Dabao was gorgeous and wore it to the courtyard.

I have to say that this is a very big pity.

I don't know if one day, there will be a chance to travel back or something.

Square A big promise, will it still be counted?

Li Dabao's thoughts drifted farther and farther away.

In the boundless world of thought, I wandered for a while.

Li Dabao suddenly became vigilant.

In his previous life, he was barely a knowledgeable person, and he knew a lot of things.

It's like:

He understands the butterfly effect very well.

"A butterfly in the Amazon rainforest in South America, with a few occasional flapping of its wings, could cause a tornado in Texas, two weeks later!" [Quote source: Du Niang!] 】

In his previous life, he just accidentally arranged the pill that should have been arranged for Brother Zheng to [Crooked Mouth Son-in-law]......

This slight change actually made him in his previous life, a rising star who had just broken away from the identity of the street boy and was about to rise in the online literature industry, travel to the courtyard world 68 years ago?

Hiss!

According to the [Butterfly Effect]——

If this [Zimu River River] was also arranged to him by a careless peer.

Who knows if this will cause the earth to turn upside down?

Step back in time?

The universe explodes again?

Hiss!

Li Dabao didn't dare to think about it.

The next moment.

He asked the system directly, "System!

Are you mistaken?

The water of the Mother and Zimu River, but the things in "Journey to the West"!"

System:

【Ding! The system detects the host and has undue doubts about the system, which should be punished;

Deduction of rewards:

Pork belly: 2 catties!

White Noodles: A bag!

Eggs: One plate! 】

As the sound of the system sounded, before Li Dabao, the rewards received by the pit beasts disappeared one by one.

Li Dabao was so frightened that he hurriedly admitted his mistake, and the system stopped.

This system is really enough!

Just thinking about it, the system appeared again with the words [deduct reward].

Li Dabao no longer dared to have any dissatisfaction with the system.

I had to change the topic in a hurry.

Asked the system, is the effect of this [Zimu River River Water] what he thinks!

The system responds quickly.

【Ding!

It's the host, that's what you think! 】

Li Dabao smiled faintly, and suddenly had a lot of bold ideas.