89 is kissing, scolding, love, old sister-in-law, our baby is called a stick terrier...
Li Dabao is still a little embarrassed.
It's really not easy to do.
Of course.
It's not that he, Li Dabao, deliberately embarrassed Ran Qiuyue.
But.
The treatment of pain for women is somewhat sensitive.
To lift up the clothes, aim at a certain acupuncture point under the lower abdomen......
In the eyes of doctors, there is no gender distinction, there is no such mess......
But Qin Huairu was by his side.
Li Dabao was also worried that he would prick other women with needles one after another, which made Qin Huairu unhappy.
Who wants.
Just when Li Dabao was thinking about how to politely reject Ran Qiuyue without offending people.
Qin Huairu spoke again and asked Li Dabao to help Ran Qiuyue get a needle.
She first asked Ran Qiuyue with a sincere face, "Teacher Ran, do you also have pain?"
Ran Qiuyue nodded, "The last time I came to visit my home, I was in pain, and it was Comrade Li Dabao who gave me ginger ale and brown sugar water to get better."
Qin Huairu is a person who has come over, and he has been by Li Dabao's side for so long, and he has also learned a lot of medical knowledge, and said:
"Ginger ale brown sugar water?
That thing is a palliative, not a cure!
If you want to cure it, you still have to get a needle!"
Great minds think alike!
Ran Qiuyue also thought so:
"That's what the doctor said.
Therefore, I also want to ask Comrade Dabao to help solve the problem.
I just don't know, it's inconvenient for others."
Qin Huairu was very simple, and helped Li Dabao to accept it in one bite, "Convenient!
The man in my family is a great doctor!
It's nothing more than a needle!
It's not a hassle!"
As he spoke, he looked at Li Dabao again:
"Brother Li, did you say?"
Li Dabao is difficult to ride a tiger.
If you say "yes", you need to give Ran Qiuyue a needle;
Saying "no" is an admission that you are not good at medicine.
Lack of medical skills?
Joke!
[God-level medical mastery] is beside him, and he can't accept this kind of questioning.
The lesser of two evils!
Li Dabao decisively chose the former!
And so.
He followed the process and gave Ran Qiuyue a few injections.
Ran Qiuyue after the needle:
Suddenly, the limbs were smooth, fluttering, and comfortable as sleeping on a marshmallow, and the whole person soon reached a mysterious and mysterious realm.
She enjoyed the feeling very much, so she asked Li Dabao if she could help with a few more stitches.
Li Dabao:
Astound. JPG!
Can you just get a needle?
"Teacher Ran!
Needles are pricked to cure diseases.
If you don't get sick, it's equivalent to playing hooligan!"
Ran Qiuyue's face flushed, and she muttered in a low voice:
"I know.
So, I'm not asking you!
If it really doesn't work, then forget it."
Li Dabao repeatedly said that this thing really can't be done.
Ran Qiuyue broke off the idea of letting Li Dabao give two more stitches.
Then.
The two took out 10 yuan each from their pockets as a consultation fee and handed it to Li Dabao.
Li Dabao is also not polite.
And he took the money.
spent 10 yuan to cure the pain, Ran Qiuyue and Mai Miao both felt that it was worth it.
In the future, for those days every month, I don't have to worry about dying in pain.
Li Dabao casually moved his fingers, and there was 20 yuan in the account, and he also felt that this wave was worth it.
The benefits of this needle prick.
Comparable in the fitter workshop
Twist the screws, it's too big.
If you don't want to move bricks into the factory one day, it's good to open a medical hall or something.
Just by giving needles to women with pain, you can earn a lot.
But.
Although the needle makes a lot of money, the screw still has to be screwed.
After all.
Right now, he Li Dabao has to rely on being promoted in the factory to enhance his status attributes, and then expand the Lingquan space!
After Ran Qiuyue and Mai Miao finished paying, they said some words of thanks, and said goodbye to the little couple.
Let's be honest.
The two didn't want to leave so soon.
Because if they stay here for a while, they will be able to reminisce more about the extreme joy and comfort that Comrade Dabao brought when he pricked them with needles.
But looking at the people, a large table full of dishes was about to get cold, and the two of them were embarrassed, so they continued to stay and delay their meals.
Qin Huairu is hospitable, plus Ran Qiuyue, but He Yushui's teacher.
When the teacher came to the door, he was naturally well received.
kept Ran Qiuyue and Mai Miao to eat.
After a day of class, the two teachers were also quite hungry.
I also saw the dinner at Comrade Dabao's house, which was very sumptuous, and I was a little moved.
However, there are risks in continuing to stay at Comrade Li Dabao's house.
In case you can't help it when the time comes, ask Comrade Dabao to give them a needle...... That's also too much society dead.
The two rejected Qin Huairu's kindness.
Fei also left Li Dabao's house.
Out of the quadrangle.
The two of them slowed down.
With a look of fascination, I began to reminisce about the incomparable experience when Li Dabao treated them.
The acupuncture technique of Li Dabao, the holy hand of gynecology, can be described as first-class and really unforgettable.
But the difficulty is that he is not easy to administer needles to people.
If you want to do it once, you can't.
That's it.
The two couldn't help but be a little frustrated.
But soon.
Ran Qiuyue's eyes lit up and said to Mai Miao:
"Mai Miao!
Don't worry!
I have a way to ......."
Mai Miao leaned her ear over and listened carefully.
Soon.
The moth frowned suddenly.
"Yay!
All right!
Then you have to take me with you in the future!"
Ran Qiuyue gently pushed her best friend, "Which of us is with whom!"
How can I forget you about such a good thing?"
Moment.
The two girlfriends left satisfied.
Qiumei and Lily of the Valley, since the last time, took the initiative to ask Li Dabao to give them a needle, but they were refused, they have been very hurt.
But they're not the kind of people who give up easily.
Rejected once?
Then sister-in-law will do it again!
Or was it rejected?
My sister-in-law is still here!
What is rejection?
Anyway, their purpose is to ask Li Dabao to give them needles.
The process is a bit tortuous.
But it doesn't matter!
It is also this persistence.
Let them always be vigilant.
Before, when they saw Ran Qiuyue and Mai Miao, the two sisters-in-law became vigilant.
The young girl with glasses is Li Dabao, who asked for candy last time......
But.
By her side, why is there another good-looking girl?
Don't.
Also came to Dabao Brothers' house to eat candy?
The two sisters-in-law suddenly felt bad, and quietly followed, secretly observing the [enemy's] every move.
A few minutes later.
Seeing Ran Qiuyue and Mai Miao,
With a spring breeze on his face, he came out of Li Dabao's house.
The two sisters-in-law broke the defense on the spot.
Lily of the valley:
"Hey~
It's so angry!
Sister Qiumei!
Brother Dabao's family has another competitor who eats sugar!"
Qiu Mei:
"Don't just eat sugar!
I see that those two girls have been pierced by Brother Dabao.
Especially the girl with long legs, when she entered the door, she still looked sick, holding her stomach, and it was difficult to walk......
When I turned my back and went out, I walked like a fly, and the way I walked changed."
Lily of the valley:
"You have a point.
Look at the girl with glasses, the way she walks is different from before she walked through the door......
Qiumei frowned, very unconvinced,
"I really don't understand the brain circuits of the Dabao brothers.
I'd rather give those two girls a needle than give us a needle.
Those two girls are unmarried......
Lily of the valley sighed, "I don't know the fragrance of young women when I'm young!
Sister Qiumei!
Brother Dabao is still young, let's not blame him......
Qiu Mei felt that Lily of the Valley's analysis was quite reasonable, and she was suddenly a little disappointed.
But soon.
As soon as she rolled her eyes, she had an idea, and said mysteriously, "Lily of the valley.
Brother Dabao is not sensible!
Perhaps, we can remind him of ......."
Lily of the valley was ecstatic, "Sister Qiumei!
Good idea!
Brother Dabao, we really need to mention more in the future!"
Night falls.
In the courtyard, electric lights and candles were lit up one after another.
Only the house where Yi Zhonghai lives is still dark and hollow.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai had not yet returned home.
Jia Zhang didn't dare and turned on the light.
Before.
Just "cohabited" with Yi Zhonghai.
In order to please Yi Zhonghai, she changed her tricks every day and made exclusive love dumplings for her sister-in-law.
But since "conceived", Jia Zhang has a legitimate reason to swing fancy.
She said that she was older, not as young as she was.
If you are "pregnant with a child" and do housework, you are afraid that you will have a tire.
Although Yi Zhonghai really wants to eat the love brand dumplings made by his sister-in-law.
But he was also afraid of a bad thing, so he told Jia Zhang that she didn't have to worry about anything, just lie in bed every day to raise the fetus.
Even three meals, she didn't need to prepare them, just wait for him Yi Zhonghai to feed them.
In fact.
Yi Zhonghai did the same.
He wakes up early every day and prepares breakfast.
After breakfast, go out to pick up garbage.
It was estimated that it was almost noon, and I hurried home to make lunch.
After making lunch, go out again.
After returning home in the evening, he put down the sack and began to prepare dinner again, busy behind the old sister-in-law.
Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi have been married for more than 30 years, and they have a good relationship with Aunt Yi, living a happy life of stretching out their hands for clothes and opening their mouths for food, and they have never even peeled a single garlic.
But now in order to take care of his beloved sister-in-law, Yi Zhonghai has changed too much.
In just a few days.
He has changed from a complete housekeeper to the kind of hard-working, housewife-level existence.
After "pregnant", Jia Zhang's life can be said to be very nourishing.
Da Gang was afraid that she would have a fetal gas, and even the food was brought to her bed, so he almost fed it by hand.
If you are a normal person, you may be grateful for the efforts of others.
But Jia Zhang's felt that everything Yi Zhonghai did was taken for granted.
It's so late.
The Great Wrongdoer hasn't returned home yet.
Jia Zhangshi was immediately so angry that he stomped his feet.
"Yi Zhonghai who has suffered a thousand cuts!
It's so late, and I haven't come back yet!
Are you trying to starve me?
At noon today, the old lady only ate four steamed buns, a plate of cabbage, and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes......
Just this little thing, in less than half an hour, it was all digested.
If you don't come back.
The old lady went to Lao Jia to complain......
I'm scolding.
Suddenly.
There was a ping-pong sound outside the door, and the door opened.
Rumble!
Jia Zhang's mouth was so frightened that he closed his mouth and didn't dare to make a sound.
Because of the movement outside the door.
is the same as her eldest son, Jia Dongxu, when he opens the door outside the house during the day, the sound is the same.
Could it be that you are a good child of your own family, and you want to break into the door again, right?
Call!
Jia Zhang took a deep breath, then held his breath.
Gotta find a place to hide.
The son born to himself, he knows.
Jia Dongxu's unlucky son was born with the attribute of a pit mother.
If it is known by the eldest child, she Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai "live together" and are also "pregnant"......
Maybe I'm going to be sold by a good guy again.
Thinking.
Jia Zhang bent down with difficulty, intending to hide under the bed.
Who wants.
Outside the door, Yi Zhonghai's panting voice came, "Old sister-in-law!
Open the door!.
It's me!
Xiao Yi!"
The sound outside the door was not loud, but it was enough to be heard inside.
Jia Zhang was unmoved, and thought that his eldest son failed to open the door, so he pretended to be Yi Zhonghai and wanted to use this way to trick her out!
Don't be fooled!
Jia Zhang decided to continue drilling the bottom of the bed.
Outside the door.
Yi Zhonghai shouted for a long time, and when he saw that there was no response in the house, he suddenly became anxious.
The old sister-in-law didn't open the door for so long.
Something must have happened, right?
In a hurry.
Bang!
Yi Zhonghai threw the sack on the ground.
Hurriedly ran out.
He went to the clearing and picked up a brick.
Just go to the window!
Bang dang!
Bricks slammed into the window.
Crash!
The glass shattered to the ground.
Yi Zhonghai didn't care about the glass ballast that cut his hands, so he jumped up out of thin air and jumped into the house.
In this life.
He wasn't so brave!
By the faint moonlight.
Yi Zhonghai found the wire switch and pulled it gently.
Da!
The dim yellow light came on.
The next moment.
Rumble!
Yi Zhonghai was excited, and the cold hairs all over his body stood up!
It's too late!
Old sister-in-law her!
Sure enough, something happened!
Crash!
Yi Zhonghai's tears poured out frantically on the spot as if he didn't want money.
flew over, and from behind, hugged the old sister-in-law who was stuck under the bed and was motionless!
"Old—
Sister-in-law——
Sub –
What's wrong with you?
Wake up!
It's me!
Xiao Yi!
I'm back!"
But the next moment.
Feel the warm touch at hand.
Yi Zhonghai reacted, the old sister-in-law was fine at all.
Burst into tears and laughed on the spot:
"Old sister-in-law, so you're fine!"
Forthwith.
With a pair of paws, he began to walk around the old sister-in-law's soft body.
This scene,
This posture......
It's especially suitable, win once!
Yi Zhonghai is in ecstasy!
Hiss!
Is my sister-in-law so good at playing?
As soon as I get home, I have such a big surprise in store!
But.
The old sister-in-law's current state, is it still suitable to win?
She has such a big belly now.
But on second thought.
Yi Zhonghai was relieved.
If the old sister-in-law was really "pregnant" when she was in the small park that night half a year ago......
So much time has passed—
It is estimated that the "fetus" has long grown strong.
If you win at such a time, you won't lose your tires.
Yi Zhonghai is beautiful!
The claws became more and more excessive, and they were actually ...... towards Jia Zhang's
Who wants to be an old sister-in-law, suddenly snorted.
The next moment.
Once again, he sacrificed a move [Cut off the Leg of the Son and Grandson] and kicked towards a certain part of Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai was kicked away.
Covering a part that could not be tried, he was so aggrieved that he screamed, "Old sister-in-law!
Why are you doing this to me again?
When you're out on a big night, don't you just want me to win?"
Jia Zhang quenched and said viciously:
"Phew!
The old lady is stuck here, her waist is about to be broken, why do you still want to win?
Yi Zhonghai!
Are you so unconscionable?"
Yi Zhonghai was a little confused, "Old sister-in-law!
You don't want me to win!
Why should it be kept this way...... An evocative pose?"
Jia Zhang's face turned green with anger, "It's not you yet, it's sneaky to open a door outside......
It hurt me, and I thought it was Dongxu outside......
Do not say!
Hurry up and figure it out and help me get it out from under the bed.
Otherwise!
In your life, don't be delusional, win against me."
Don't win a single time?
Is this still worth it?
At this time, Yi Zhonghai couldn't care about the doubts in his stomach, let alone the severe pain coming from a certain part, so he got up suddenly and rushed over again.
wasted all his strength, and finally dragged his beloved sister-in-law out from under the bed.
After getting the old sister-in-law out.
Yi Zhonghai wiped the beads of sweat rolling down his forehead.
Tired!
But very happy!
According to the heavyweight tonnage of the old sister-in-law!
Iron will definitely be able to give him Lao Yi and give birth to a big fat boy.
Fit?
Yi Zhonghai is quite happy.
I told my sister-in-law what I thought.
I didn't think that the old sister-in-law was not only unhappy, but showed a sense of worry.
"Xiao Yi!
You now.
Don't be happy.
This morning, shortly after leaving home, I saw Dongxu, holding the key, to open the door of our house.
I figured he might have found something......
Yi Zhonghai said that he couldn't!
Old sister-in-law!
The key is all on me!
Jia Zhang knew the virtue of his eldest son, so he let Yi Zhonghai take a look at it again.
Yi Zhonghai took out the key and looked at it in the light
After careful comparison, I found that the key was dropped.
The key in his hand is not his own at all!
He was stupid on the spot.
Very puzzled:
"This key!
It's always been in my pocket.
How can you still be dropped by someone?"
Jia Zhang has already seen through everything:
"Did you have any contact with Dongxu this morning?"
Yi Zhonghai:
"Indeed."
Forthwith.
He seemed to react to something, and said:
"Old sister-in-law!
You mean, Dongxu dropped my key?"
Jia Zhang nodded.
Everyone knows that in the courtyard TV series, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu's son stick terrier is called "Thief Saint" because he likes to steal things.
But like a stick terrier, a little weak chicken who can be found by someone if he steals peanuts, is actually not enough to see in front of his father Jia Dongxu.
In the entire quadrangle, the one who is really worthy of the title of [Thief Saint] should be [Thief Saint's Father]-
Jia Dongxu!
Jia Dongxu was born with a "three-handed" and is extremely talented in stealing.
When it was only a few months, Jia Zhang's took him to the neighbor's house, and Jia Dongxu could come back from the neighbor's house from time to time.
Stealing needles when you are young, stealing cows when you grow up!
When he was two or three years old, Jia Dongxu could rely on his "third hand" to steal enough supplies on the street for his mother and son's daily needs.
Jia Dongxu's father hiccups not long after Jia Dongxu was born.
Orphans and widows, Jia Zhang's family does not work.
But because of Jia Dongxu's "third hand" and Yi Zhonghai's help, the mother and son were able to survive without work, and they also ate themselves fat and strong.
Jia Dongxu has been a "three-hander" since a few months, and until his 20th birthday, he has never missed.
It wasn't until the end of last year, on his birthday, that when he was stealing fruit and snacks in Daoxiang Village, Wangfujing, he was caught and sent to the Security Bureau, where he was locked up for several months, and then he became honest.
These great achievements of his own eldest son, Jia Zhang's family remembers them one by one!
Recalling all the things that Jia Dongxu opened the door during the day, Jia Zhang's suddenly understood what was going on.
Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment, and also reacted.
"No wonder I didn't open the door for a long time.
It turned out that it was dropped by Dongxu!
Hey!
Don't say it!
This kid is so fast!
I didn't even feel anything when he dropped his bag."
When Yi Zhonghai spoke, he did not blame him.
There is even a particularly eerie sense of pride.
If other children stole something, they would have been beaten by Yi Zhonghai's moral stick until they didn't know their own mothers.
Harm!
Who let there be such a thing as a "pro-son filter" in this world!
Thinking.
Yi Zhonghai asked Jia Zhang again:
"Old sister-in-law!
Then you just now, hiding under the bed, worried about opening the door outside, is it Dongxu?"
Jia Zhang's triangular eyes stared at Yi Zhonghai fiercely:
"Or else?"
Yi Zhonghai was a little disappointed, "I thought you ......
I put on that pose because I wanted me to win......
Jia Zhang's face collapsed again, "When is it, I still want to win."
Aren't you afraid that Dongxu will really come in and find out about us?"
Yi Zhonghai was also a little worried, but he didn't worry too much.
Because he went to the streets to pick up garbage today, and he gained a lot...... I can't wait to share the joy of today with my sister-in-law.
He too
didn't answer Jia Zhang, but opened the door and carried the stinky sack in.
Jia Zhang covered his nose and stepped back with a look of disgust.
"Xiao Yi!
What are you doing with this thing?
Do you want to smoke your sister-in-law to death?"
Yi Zhonghai smiled, "Old sister-in-law!
You don't know!
It's all good stuff!"
said.
And he poured out all the contents of the sack.
Inside are some baby clothes, baby toys or something, it looks quite new and clean.
"What is this?" Things are good things, but after all, they were picked up from the garbage heap, and Jia Zhang's is still a little disgusted.
Yi Zhonghai was very excited and introduced Jia Zhang, saying that he was lucky today and picked up a treasure at the garbage point in Black Sesame Hutong.
These things are thrown out by a large family, and they are all good!
When I wash it, I keep it for my baby.
This "baby" in the belly, I don't know where it fell from......
For Jia Zhang, there were no surprises.
Some are just frightened.
She even thought that if she was lucky, she could get rid of this baby.
For this.
She took advantage of Yi Zhonghai's inattention and desperately beat her stomach with her fists.
Who would have thought, the belly was about to be crushed, and the "baby" still showed no signs of falling.
She didn't want to listen to these things, so she urged Yi Zhonghai to hurry up and cook.
Yi Zhonghai was immersed in a beautiful fantasy of the future and couldn't get out at all.
He imagined countless times that after the child was born, after wearing these clothes and playing with these toys......
I still feel that I can't get enough of it.
I just thought about whether to give the child in my sister-in-law's womb a good name.
But for a while, he couldn't think of a good one.
Just ask the old sister-in-law's opinion.
Jia Zhang had long been impatient.
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was still endless, the anger in his heart was even worse.
directly picked up the rolling pin, made a gesture to beat Yi Zhonghai, and said cruel words:
"Yi Zhonghai!
If you are so long-winded, be careful of the old lady and give you a stick directly!"
Rumble!
Jia Zhang's words woke up the dreamer.
Yi Zhonghai's eyes lit up, and he was immediately ecstatic, "It's a kiss!
Scolding is love!
Since!
The old sister-in-law's baby is the crystallization of our love.
Or—
The baby in the belly is called a stick terrier?
What do you think, sister-in-law?"
Jia Zhang was furious.
Shout!
The rolling pin in his hand flew out like an arrow from a string.
"Terrier?
Mother, I'll give you a stick now!"
The next moment.
From the east house, there was a roar of Yi Zhonghai ghosts shouting and screaming!