Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Little Gopher of Menopause
Facing the quarrelsome gophers, Chen Ming was also stunned, did he speak so impulsively?
Just when Chen Ming didn't know how to persuade him, Xiaocui walked over.
"Do you want to die?"
This roar, the frightened two gophers, hurriedly looked towards Xiao Cui.
The strong spiritual pressure made them quickly and nervously hug each other.
But as soon as I hugged it, I immediately remembered it again, as if I was arguing, and quickly let go of the other party.
"Die, you have to die, it's better to die than to die of this damn guy." The female gopher shouted loudly, with the momentum of a shrew scolding the street.
"What did I do wrong? You're so angry, can you be reasonable? The gopher cried out in a depressed tone.
"I'm being unreasonable? You say I'm unreasonable? I'm really unreasonable today. After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
The male gopher hurriedly rushed over: "What are you going to do again?" ”
"Don't do it, run away from home, you can't live this day." The mother gopher roared angrily.
This situation made Chen Ming and Xiaocui on the side look inexplicable.
Is this the one who made a fuss?
"Well, what's going on? I've helped you out, can you do me a little favor? Chen Ming hurriedly said on the side.
The two gophers glanced at Chen Ming.
Then they looked at each other again, and they probably needed to find a third party who could objectively evaluate their affairs.
didn't speak, indicating that he acquiesced to Chen Ming's opinion.
"So I'll start with that." The male gopher whispered.
"Why did you say it first?" The she-gopher roared loudly.
"Then you speak first." The male gopher said depressedly.
"Why should I say it first?" The mother gopher is roaring loudly.
"Then who do you say first?" The male gopher was speechless for a while.
"Why do I say whoever says it first, you are still not a male monster, what about your self-confidence?" The female gopher continued to roar from the side.
Chen Ming on the side looked at it with a headache, if it weren't for the spiritual soil, he really wanted to slap the female gopher to death with his tail.
This Nima is too much, isn't it?
"So what do you say?" The male gopher also roared with a hint of anger at this moment.
"Forget it, I'll talk about it first." The female gopher glanced at the subject with contempt, and then looked towards Chen Ming.
"I've lived with him for so long, I won't talk about the big rights and wrongs, the main thing is the living habits, how many times have I said, don't chirp when you eat food, you have to chirp and eat non-stop, it's not disgusting." The female gopher said angrily.
This question made Chen Ming stunned, this doesn't seem to be a big deal, right?
"The most important thing is, how many times have you said that you should eat from both ends, don't eat from the middle, just don't listen, how can people eat in the middle?"
"Also, no matter what time it is, it always smells strange on your body, can't you wash it off?"
The mother gopher begins to complain about her subject's shortcomings one by one.
The more you talk, the more angry you get, the more you talk, the more angry you get.
In short, it's useless, and there is no merit in the body.
And the male gopher on the side didn't even have a chance to interject, so he could only listen quietly on the side.
Chen Ming admired the male gopher a little at the moment, so he could stand it, no wonder it was said that animals were all matrilineal, which seemed to make some sense.
It wasn't until the female gopher finished speaking that Chen Ming asked the male gopher, "Do you have anything to say?" ”
"What can I say?" The male gopher didn't even mean to explain it at all.
What does that mean? Is everything tacit?
"You see, no matter how many times you say it, it's always like this, it never changes." Once again, the female gopher began to count.
Just when Chen Ming was thinking about how to solve the contradiction between them and what plan to use to resolve it.
The male gopher was caught by Xiaocui with his claws.
"If you eat this kind of waste, why do you keep it?"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Cui directly sent him to his mouth.
"Don't."
"Wait a minute."
Chen Ming and the female gopher shouted almost at the same time.
This made Xiao Cui stop and asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”
Before Chen Ming could begin to explain, the female gopher began to explain anxiously: "Although he has so many shortcomings, he loves me at least, and when I want to eat something in the middle of the night, he will still look for it." ”
"When I'm unhappy, I still know how to coax, and when I'm in danger, I know how to stand in front of me."
"It's really not good, but it's not enough to die."
The words of the female gopher clearly proved that she was just angry and had no intention of letting her object die.
Faced with the female gopher's explanation, Xiao Cui glanced at Chen Ming.
Obviously, he was waiting for Chen Ming's opinion.
Chen Ming didn't expect that the solution that he hadn't thought of for a while was actually solved by Xiaocui inadvertently.
So he nodded to Xiao Cui: "Let him down." ”
After the male gopher was put down, the female gopher hurriedly crawled over.
"Are you alright? It scared the hell out of me. As he spoke, he began to cry.
"It's okay, I'm fine, stop crying, I'm all right."
"Woo woo, if you die, how will I and the children live?" The female gopher was not only not comforted, but even cried even more sadly.
Chen Ming can still understand such a situation, after all, many families have bloody plots.
But Xiao Cui on the side was inexplicable.
Don't know what's going on?
He was still letting him die before, why was he afraid that something would happen later?
Chen Ming saw that their quarrel had returned to quarrel, so he spoke again and said, "Then can you help with my affairs?" ”
Hearing Chen Ming's words, the two gophers reacted: "Yes, what did you say we should do for you?" ”
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that there's a piece of spiritual soil in the ground, and I need you to help me bring it up, or make a hole for me so that I can go down." Chen Ming said his request.
"It's just a small thing, you just say how to fight, right?"
Facing their answer without the slightest hesitation, Chen Ming was also very happy: "It's just below me, about ten meters away, you just dig it down." ”
"Okay, we'll burrow you now."
Without the slightest hesitation, the two gophers quickly began to dig holes in the ground.
Even when I was digging a hole in the ground, I heard a screeching sound, which didn't want to make a hole, but more like drilling.
The ground is harder than stones.
It was the two gophers they specially drilled, and the distance of more than ten meters actually took more than an hour.
It wasn't until the rats came up that Chen Ming felt the rich breath of the spiritual land.
"Is it a yellow piece of something you want? We can't get it, what should we do? The male gopher asked curiously.
"It's okay, I'll go down and get it myself." After Chen Ming finished speaking, he drilled down to the hole.