Jia Zhang's mother and son showed off two catties of braised pork for dinner, as well as 6 white-flour steamed buns, and their bellies were round.

Especially Jia Zhang's eats the most!

The food was oily and watery, the food was full, and after eating, sleepiness immediately hit, and Jia Zhang ran to the bed and began to stand up.

I'm sleeping in a daze!

Suddenly I heard a knock on the door outside.

Jia Zhang's became popular all of a sudden.

began to scold, saying that she was a lot older, and she was tired enough to conceive a child, so late, how could she still die without conscience, and she was still arguing here, did she want to torture her to death?

And also asked Yi Zhonghai to go out quickly and drive away the knocker, otherwise she would be killed by a head-butt, one corpse and two lives!

But.

Jia Zhang's scolded and scolded.

But she's still quite cautious.

The noise is not very loud.

After all.

She doesn't want her to be exposed, isn't it that she is "cohabiting" with a big injustice?

The old sister-in-law who was pregnant, in Yi Zhonghai's mind at this time, was electricity, that was light, and that was a mythical existence, where did he dare to make the old sister-in-law unhappy?

Yigulu got up from the cold straw mat and hurriedly comforted the old sister-in-law, "Old sister-in-law, don't worry!

Xiao Yi is going to take a look outside, which one is not long-eyed, making trouble here!"

Just about to open the door.

But it seems that something has come to mind.

Yi Zhonghai picked up the window made of paper and looked outside.

Take a look!

Hiss!

Outside the door turned out to be a hunchbacked lewd "old man?"

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai was suddenly jealous.

Made!

Where did the dead hunchback come from?

I don't know what the sky is high and the earth is thick!

How dare you covet my beloved old sister-in-law under my old nose?

Don't you know that the old sister-in-law can only be dedicated to me?

Bah!

Do you deserve it too?

Let's eat the old sister-in-law's thing!

Thinking about it, Yi Zhonghai immediately turned around, turned back to the bed where Jia Zhang's lived, took out a stinky spittoon, and opened the door angrily.

Silly Zhu waited in the cold wind for a long time, but he didn't hear any movement, and wondered if Yi Zhonghai was not at home?

He was a little lost.

Just about to turn away.

Who wants.

Suddenly, I heard the door creak open.

Yi Zhonghai walked out of it with a basin full of spittoons.

Silly Zhu turned around happily and greeted Yi Zhonghai, "A big ......"

The salutation is not finished yet.

The next moment.

Silly Zhu was directly stupid.

The mixture of white and yellow in the spittoon, like a pouring rain, actually slashed his head and covered his face and beckoned to him.

Fortunately.

The stupid pillar has his mouth open again.

Instantly!

His mouth is full of that......

The smell of the sky went straight to his throat, and the stupid pillar even felt that his throat and eyes had become a sewer, and he couldn't stop spitting.

Yi Zhonghai was also stupid.

A look of surprise:

"Silly Zhu, how did you become like this?"

Silly Zhu suffered a lot of hardships in the difficult process of being sent in and out.

After several tortures, both appearance and temperament have undergone earth-shaking changes, looking extremely vicissitudes, at the age of 21, he has grown a face of more than 60.

In addition, he was treated into a hunchback by Li Dabao just now......

Fittest.

Yi Zhonghai was in the house, and when he looked out of the door, he thought it was an indiscriminate old man who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and beat the old sister-in-law's idea!

But I didn't think about it.

The person outside the door turned out to be the former pension player that he took a fancy to-

Silly pillar!

Silly Zhu was busy vomiting violently, and he didn't have time to speak, but glared at Yi Zhonghai viciously a few times, and then took out the strength to eat milk and rushed to the faucet frantically.

At the faucet, it is gargling and washing.

It took most of the day.

Only then did he come to his senses a little.

Silly Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai with a resentful look.

He was finally discharged from the hospital, and whoever wanted to get home suffered a lot at his own door, and was ridiculed by Li Dabao, which was unlucky enough.

In desperation, I thought of going to Yi Zhonghai to move the rescuers and ask for comfort.

Whoever wants this Lao Yi will give him ruthless goods when he comes up.

The stupid pillar wanted to die, and asked Yi Zhonghai in an unkind tone:

"Uncle One!

What do you mean?"

Silly Zhu has always respected Yi Zhonghai, and when he talks to him, he uses the honorific word "you......

How could he have such an attitude?

Yi Zhonghai was also spoiled, he felt that the stupid pillar had changed, and he didn't take himself as a "big man" in his eyes, and his tone was also very unfriendly, and he began to accuse the stupid pillar vigorously:

"Silly pillar!

You're so late, not sleeping at home, running to my door, what are you doing sneaky?

Look at you, I thought you were a thief!

Thankfully, I was merciful.

Just poured some yellow soup on you......

If you just come out with a kitchen knife, you may lose your life!"

The stupid pillar was splashed on his head and face for no reason, and even ate a lot of ......

Who wants.

Instead of showing any empathy, Yi Zhonghai also blamed himself, how many things is this?

Made!

Can't bear it.

The next moment.

Silly pillar directly, and Yi Zhonghai to the line:

"Yi Zhonghai!

Why do you want to splash my head and face, and you have to make me grateful to you, don't you?

Just because of your attitude towards me, you still want me to give you a pension and send you to the end?

No way!"

Yi Zhonghai is not afraid of the threat of stupid pillars.

Because of the angry old sister-in-law.

Half a year ago, the night of the lover of the grove slope.

She was "pregnant" with her own "seed".

With a biological one, who wants to be stupid?

Of course.

There is one thing to say.

Before Yi Zhonghai, he really liked Silly Zhu, and he also had the intention of asking him to help support the elderly.

Silly Zhu also knows Yi Zhonghai's thoughts, and he is not disgusted, in order to please Yi Zhonghai, he even often said in front of Yi Zhonghai that when Lao Yi and his aunt are old and can't move, he will definitely honor them well, so that the old couple can spend a happy and stable old age.

That's what he says, but what he thinks in his heart is something else.

Hey!

This Lao Yi is a retired level 8 fitter, with a salary of more than 90 yuan per month!

He and his aunt have no children or daughters.

The old couple can't spend so much money.

Coaxed Lao Yi to be happy.

It certainly doesn't hurt.

Maybe one day he won't have enough money to marry his daughter-in-law, and at the critical moment, he can ask Lao Yi to sponsor him.

But.

This is just the unilateral wishful thinking of the stupid pillar.

Because it didn't take long for Yi Zhonghai to find a more ideal pension object.

He pondered it carefully, and felt that letting Li Dabao give him a pension and send him to the end of his life, no matter what aspect, was more suitable than a stupid pillar!

And so.

The stupid pillar was like a rag, ruthlessly abandoned by Yi Zhonghai.

Those who are disliked by others will always be abandoned

。

Yi Zhonghai dislikes stupid pillars and is not an ideal pension object.

Li Dabao also disliked Yi Zhonghai, not only made it clear that he would not give him a pension, but also tricked him Lao Yi, again and again......

In desperation, Yi Zhonghai could only pin his hopes on the waste Jia Dongxu.

Yi Zhonghai also knows that relying on Jia Dongxu to provide for his old age is even more outrageous than a sow going to the tree......

But no matter what, no matter how bad Jia Dongxu is, it is better than a bleak night, and on the day he dies, there is not even a person around him to pull out the tube......

But.

When Yi Zhonghai learned that after the old sister-in-law was pregnant, all the worries of the pension were gone!

He doesn't need to give it now, this stupid pillar has a good face!

Not to mention.

Silly pillar, this bastard is not stingy.

knocked on the door just now and made such a big movement, which made the old sister-in-law very unhappy, and she was looking for death and life at every turn.

This tone.

I can't swallow it.

Everything in the spittoon has been used to entertain the stupid pillar.

Never mind.

That's the end of the reception!

For now, let's drive the stupid pillar away first!

Thinking about it, Yi Zhonghai picked up a wooden stick from the ground and drove away the stupid pillar:

"Silly pillar!

Now, as the master of this hospital, I will warn you!

Don't put gold on your own face!

You can't even straighten your waist, and you still want to give me a pension?

Think beautiful about you!

Don't talk about giving me a pension and sending me to the end!

You're just here to pour a spittoon into my house, and I don't even think you're acting well!

Don't wander around my house at night, disturb me (in other words: my old sister-in-law) rest!"

The stupid pillar blew up directly.

Horse-stepping!

Lao Tzu is looking for you Yi Zhonghai to seek comfort.

Why do you splash me on my head and face, and chase me with a stick, can you bear it?

The battle spirit in the body awakens again.

"Yi Zhonghai!

Do you dare to hit me?

Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Silly Zhu clenched his iron fist, like a crazy and out-of-control bull in the bullring, and attacked Yi Zhonghai on a rampage.

Yi Zhonghai was a little flustered, and he felt that he was not the opponent of the stupid pillar.

Bang dang!

I dropped the spittoon and wanted to run.

Don't look at this stupid pillar, although it has become a hunchback, it seems that the combat effectiveness is still very amazing.

I can't beat it at all!

Seeing Yi Zhonghai fleeing in the wilderness, the stupid pillar was ecstatic, "Yi Zhonghai old thief!

What do you run?

If you're a man, fight with me."

Yi Zhonghai ran and turned back to warn Silly Zhu, "Mad Dog Silly Pillar!

I'm warning you!

Don't come here!"

But even if Yi Zhonghai is running with his life.

But the distance between the stupid pillar and him is still getting closer and closer.

Yi Zhonghai's heart was beating wildly, he was really afraid of this madman Silly Zhu!

In a hurry, he hurriedly begged for mercy:

"Silly pillar!

Please.

Don't come here!

Me, me, me, me...... I'm Yi Zhonghai No, I'm not a man! Okay, right?

Me, I...... Really, really, I don't want to fight with you!"

The stupid pillar walked non-stop, ran even more cheerfully, and said with great contempt:

"Only now do you know about begging for mercy?

What did you do earlier?

Yi Zhonghai old thief!

Eat Lao Tzu's punch!"

Silly Pillar punches extremely fast.

Woohoo!

The lightning-like fist beckoned to Yi Zhonghai's fat-headed pig-headed face.

0.1 meters!

0.01 meters!

0.001 meters!

……

Fists are infinitely close!

Seeing that the fist was only 0.0000 ...... away from Yi Zhonghai's face, meters at the time.

Yi Zhonghai closed his eyes in despair.

Who wants.

That's when it happened.

I don't know where to go, suddenly a rhubarb burst out.

"Woohoo!"

Rhubarb comes in search of flavor.

The hungry tiger pounced on the stupid pillar to the ground!

Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief.

(Today's first update, 3K words, the second one will be served a little later!) ）