Qin Huairu was like a kitten, snuggled in Li Dabao's arms, and from time to time used her fragrant and soft delicate body to stick to her man, with an unfinished face.

Grind and chirp for a while.

It's almost brewing.

Qin Huairu took the initiative and planned to carry out a new round of realm ascension with Li Dabao.

Who wants.

Brother Li gently pushed her away.

Qin Huairu thought that she was not good enough, so Brother Li didn't give her ......

Thinking.

I can't help but feel a little sad.

Li Dabao explained to her, saying that there was no such thing.

It's just that in our courtyard, there are 100,000 urgent things now, you hurry up and put on your clothes, and there will be a good show to watch in a while.

Qin Huairu looked dazed.

But according to what his man said, Ma Li got dressed and waited for Li Dabao's arrangement.

Li Dabao went to the front yard and told Huzi that just now, two "Jiang Yang thieves" carrying sacks came to the backyard, and they had been wandering around his house, as if they wanted to attack his Li Dabao's house.

The two thieves looked very murderous and inhumane, and Li Dabao was worried that he was not the opponent of the two thieves, so he asked Huzi to find and gather the residents in the courtyard and let everyone come and catch the thieves.

Then.

Li Dabao went back to the backyard.

I found a hidden corner and kept an eye on the movements of the deaf old lady's house in case something happened.

Huzi is worthy of being the second-ranked fierce general of the [Poultry Gang], and he is sharp in doing things.

Not much.

He summoned more than a dozen aspiring young people in the courtyard.

These aspiring young people are different from the young beasts represented by Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong's eldest son Liu Guangqiang, his second son Liu Guangtian, and Yan Jiefang, the eldest son of Yan Laoxi's family......

Although before, these people were also led astray by the "Three Great Buddhas" for one reason or another, and followed some things in the courtyard.

But with the help of Li Dabao, after seeing the true face of the "Three Buddhas", they quickly reined in the precipice and realized that they had lost their way.

Li Dabao had nothing to do, so he gave them three or two sweet dates.

It didn't take long.

Aspiring young people slowly threw themselves into Li Dabao's camp.

Plus some time ago.

Li Dabao also did free clinics, giving free treatment to the lonely elderly and people in need in the hospital, and accumulated a very good reputation, and was once called the "light of the courtyard".

As soon as you hear that there is a "Jiangyang thief" patronizing Li Dabao's house?

Rumble!

The blood of the big guys is surging together.

Made!

Dare to do something to our "Courtyard Light".

I don't care which little thief you are!

When the time comes, you have to stand up and go out.

The aspiring young people picked up all the "combat equipment" they could reach, and under the leadership of Huzi, they rushed in with great momentum.

On the side of the Moon Gate, there was a sound of dense footsteps, and Li Dabao walked out of the corner.

Huzi's cheeks were red, he looked very anxious, and when he came up, he gasped and asked Li Dabao:

Has there been a theft in the home?

The rest of the aspiring young people, one by one, were also highly concentrated, holding their breath, for fear of hearing bad news.

It wasn't until they heard from Li Dabao that everything was normal at home and there was no theft, that everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Huzi smiled, "I know!

Our Dabao Geji people have their own natural appearance!

No matter what happens, you can turn evil into good fortune.

Just a little thief, we don't have to take it to heart!"

Li Dabao emphasized again.

Those two "river and ocean thieves" are not just small thieves.

In particular, there is a small thief who is short and looks at the difficulty of moving, and he is even more ferocious, more than the four of us

The stupid pillar of the god of war in the courtyard is even more terrifying!

Rumble!

The God of War Silly Pillar, in the courtyard, belongs to the existence of invincible opponents all over the world.

Many people in the courtyard were like mice seeing a cat when they saw him angry, and they were so frightened that they shivered and made a detour.

And that thief is even more ferocious than the god of war in the courtyard?

Hiss!

No wonder Li Dabao called him "Jiangyang Thief"!

I'm afraid that tonight, there will be another tough battle.

But no matter how brutal the other party is.

Aspiring young people still decided:

Get out!

At all costs.

Can't let their "light of the courtyard" be wronged, right?

Then.

Someone asked Li Dabao about the whereabouts of the "Jiangyang Thief".

Li Dabao pretended to think about it and said:

"When the 'Jiangyang Thief' broke in, my daughter-in-law and I were sleeping in a daze!

At first, I thought it was a dream, and I didn't see it very real.

By the time I reacted, the two of them had already run away with sacks."

Call!

The emotions that everyone had been tense all the time seemed to be a little relaxed.

But the next moment.

Li Dabao's words made everyone not calm again.

"Still.

I seemed to see that the two "Jiangyang thieves" went to the deaf old lady's house.

The deaf old lady is very old.

I'm also worried about the two thieves and will attack the old lady......

For the sake of safety, let Huzi gather everyone together to catch the thief."

The aspiring young people nodded in unison.

"Dabao! You're doing the right thing. One more person, one more chance of winning! It's not the best choice for you to act rashly alone!"

"No matter who you take the thief and shoot at it, don't let them go! If he dares to come, we have to make them pay the price of blood!"

"No more! Brothers, let's go over and take down the little thief!"

Some of the aspiring young people carried kitchen knives, some carried axes, some copied bricks, and some held sticks, and they surrounded the deaf old lady's house.

Li Dabao stopped in front of everyone and asked everyone not to be impulsive.

The crowd was puzzled.

That's when it happened.

Qin Huairu came out of the utility room with two black sacks.

Li Dabao took the sack and said to everyone:

"Those two 'Jiangyang thieves' are not easy to get along.

Everyone rashly attacked them, I'm afraid it won't be good.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

If you are not completely sure, you must remember not to do it blindly.

Listen to me.

We.

This division of labor ......

Li Dabao's voice became quieter and quieter.

But.

Yes, make sure everyone present can hear it.

When everyone heard this, everyone was happy, and praised Li Dabao for thinking thoroughly.

But there are also people who have expressed their concerns.

"Dabao!

Wouldn't it be too dangerous for you to take the lead?

I read the "Jiangyang thief" in the story, when he walked the rivers and lakes, he had a lot of hidden weapons hidden on his body.

Brother, I'm not cursing you.

I'm not afraid of 10,000.

I'm afraid that if it ......."

Li Dabao was excited when he heard it.

The deaf old lady's house was not a "Jiangyang thief" in the first place.

Deal with Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

Kill chickens with a cattle slaughtering knife?

It doesn't have to be that complicated at all!

But Li Dabao is also worried.

Wait for everyone to recognize the truth of the two

After the real identity, for some reasons, I can't let go of my fists and feet......

And this.

It's not what Li Dabao wants to see.

Besides.

deliberately put on a show in front of everyone.

But it's a good opportunity to pretend to be.

It's better than not pretending!

I can't make sense of it!

The next moment.

Li Dabao immediately began an impassioned performance:

"It's because of the arrest of the "Jiangyang Thief", the danger factor is extremely high!

So.

I, Li Dabao, can't put you in danger!

Don't worry about me.

If I don't go to hell, who will?"

His performance is vivid, whether it is his tone, demeanor, or body dynamics, it is very online, making people listen to it as if it is real.

Li Dabao's acting skills, I am afraid that those high-achieving students who graduated from the Central Drama Academy in their previous life will be ashamed of themselves.

Fact.

is also as Li Dabao expected.

Everyone present was impressed by Li Dabao's noble moral sentiment of sacrificing himself for everyone, not self-interested, and exclusively benefiting others.

Everyone's eyes were red and they tearfully agreed.

……

Thundered!

Thundered!

The deaf old lady snored like thunder.

She has always had excellent sleep quality.

was treated by Li Dabao with silver needles, and after "rejuvenation", he slept even more sweetly.

The movement outside did not affect her in any way.

But the stupid pillar and Yi Zhonghai in the house, the two of them stopped on the spot.

Especially Yi Zhonghai.

It's even more loveless.

Made!

Finished!

Finished!

The first time you became a "gentleman of Liangshan", you were about to be discovered.

With a mosquito-like humming voice, he cast a resentful glance at the stupid pillar, "Silly pillar!

You useless thing!

Didn't you say that if you have stepped on it in advance, no one will find out about us?

Silly Zhu was also directly confused.

Before he came, he was really cautious and checked many times.

Make sure everybody sleeps, and then come out to be a thief.

Who wants.

Or was he disturbed by Li Dabao's stinky boy?

Silly Zhu looked unconvinced, "Uncle Yi!

It's none of my business!

If you want to blame, blame that Li Dabao, be nosy!

If he hadn't said anything about the theft of the house, it would have meant that we were "Jiangyang thieves"?

Will these residents of the courtyard still come here to join in the fun?"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out.

"Silly pillar!

What time is it?

You're still here, is it interesting to pass the buck?

Now there are so many people out there!

If we are discovered, we will be dead!

If you are arrested and sent to labor camp, they are all light, and you may have to eat guns!

If you hadn't pulled me into the water!

I'm old Yi, why should I be made into such an embarrassment!"

Yi Zhonghai and his beloved sister-in-law have the crystallization of love......

If he was really sent to eat a gun because of this, he wouldn't be able to close his eyes.

The stupid pillar doesn't matter, and even wants to be completely rotten.

Look at yourself now, mixed up like this?

Instead of hanging out outside, it's better to be sent in again!

It's bitter inside.

But there is food and drink, which can guarantee that you will not starve to death......

Just said:

"Uncle One!

I'll tell you.

The food inside is still good.

Every meal is a nest, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish!

Look at you, you're as fat as a fat pig, and you're not healthy, right?

If you really get sent in, you can lose weight and maintain a normal body!

Maybe I'll live to be 100 years old!"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his nose smoked, and he planned to continue theorizing with Silly Zhu.

Then.

He felt a clumsy footstep towards the deaf old lady's house.

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai panicked!

I want to get under the deaf old lady's bed.

But whoever wanted to be stupid and hunchbacked, he was one step ahead of him and hid in.

There is limited space under the bed.

In addition, Yi Zhonghai's volume is considerable, no matter how hard he tries, he can't stuff it in.

Listen to the footsteps getting closer.

Yi Zhonghai's heart is about to jump out.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai had nowhere to hide, Silly Zhu was also anxious to death

Very simple!

He killed the pig now, and Yi Zhonghai is a grasshopper on a rope, which belongs to the existence of both glory and loss.

If Yi Zhonghai is discovered.

He is absolutely stupid, and he has no good fruit to eat.

Although it is very cool!

But there's no freedom!

I thought about it.

It's better not to go in.

The stupid pillar who was so angry even began to scold Yi Zhonghai, saying that he was usually fine, why did he eat so much?

Now, I can't even find a place to hide.

Yi Zhonghai knew that he was wrong, but he didn't answer.

Silly Zhu scolded and scolded, and suddenly had an idea, pointed to his head, and said:

"Uncle One!

Pregnant!

Bed!

Hide in, deaf old lady's bed!

The deaf old lady is a face-loving woman.

In front of so many people.

She would have found out.

Definitely not, let Li Dabao and them lift the quilt!"

Yi Zhonghai gave a stupid look at him.

"Silly pillar!

Shut up!"

The deaf old lady treated him like a "son".

The "son" in his fifties and the "mother" in his nearly 80s share a bed......

How to listen to this.

Why don't pinch it!

He is easy to be in the sea, and he can't do such a thing without discipline and no lower limit.

Silly Zhu sighed and sneered beside him:

"Then what do you like!

I'm alone anyway!

If you are sent in, you will be sent in!

And a big man you.

But it's different.

If you go in.

I'm afraid that Jia Zhang's will give you a stick terrier, and you will have to change your surname to Jia!

You're not afraid.

When the time comes, Bai will rejoice?"

Rumble!

Stick terrier changed surname?

Is this worth it?

Yi Zhonghai was so anxious in his heart, but he scratched the stupid pillar on his face, and said stiffly: "Stupid pillar!

Don't talk nonsense!

My old Yi family's species, who said that the surname is Jia?"

Silly Pillar:

"You don't count......

If someone finds out.

Anything is possible!"

Rumble!

Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to think about it.

The next moment.

He directly lifted the deaf old lady's bed!

I'm going to get into it.

Bang!

That's when it happened.

The deaf old lady's door was kicked open.

Li Dabao flashed in.

Rumble!

Li Dabao was stunned on the spot.

Yi Zhonghai is a pervert.

He!

Unexpectedly.

join

Deaf old lady, don't let it go!

The old lady is 79 this year, almost 80, right?

This fetish.

It's so impressive!

A while.

Gotta beat him up.

The next moment.

Li Dabao flew out like an arrow piercing the clouds.

Before Yi Zhonghai could react.

plugged Yi Zhonghai's mouth with stinky socks.

Subsequently.

put Yi Zhonghai into a sack, tied it up, threw it outside the door, and handed it over to Huzi and others.

The hateful "Jiangyang thief", in addition to stealing things, even wants to mistreat the deaf old lady?

Made!

It's so inhuman!

Beat!

Be sure to fight to the death!

The aspiring young man suddenly stepped forward and punched and kicked Yi Zhonghai in the sack.

【Ding!

Congratulations to the host, who successfully framed Yi Zhonghai and was kicked by everyone!

Reward:

Gold Silk Soft Armor! 】

Go online with the system prompt.

A golden, thin vest hovering above the control panel.

Golden silk soft armor?

In the TV series in the previous life, there were many appearances, and it is said that after wearing it, it is invulnerable to knives and guns, and it has an excellent protective effect, which sounds very good.

【Ding!

The "Golden Silk Soft Armor" rewarded by this system not only has excellent defensive effect;

There is also a function of returning damage points!

Concentrate:

The damage return function means that when the host is wearing the "Golden Silk Soft Armor", when it is attacked by an external force, the damage value received by itself can be returned to the abuser the same way! 】

Boy!

That's pretty cool, right?

In case it was any day.

If you meet someone who is not long-eyed, dare to shoot at yourself.

When the time comes.

Even if it's yourself.

Do nothing.

Lie flat and be beaten.

It doesn't hurt in the slightest.

Even.

can also abuse each other so much that they scream.

With great anticipation.

Li Dabao put the [Golden Silk Soft Armor] into the system space.

……

The deaf old lady's side.

When Yi Zhonghai lifted the deaf old lady's bed.

She had been sleeping soundly, as if she had sensed something.

Suddenly opened his eyes.

When she saw a man who was five big and three thick, who was lifting his bed, goosebumps all over her body suddenly rose, and she was so frightened that she screamed!

After Li Dabao threw Yi Zhonghai out, her emotions stabilized.

Half a day.

She trembled and asked Li Dabao, what happened?

Li Dabao told the deaf old lady what he had made up before.

The deaf old lady clutched her jumping chest and choked up and said:

"Dabao!

Thank you!

If it weren't for you!

The old woman is not only going to be burglarized tonight, but she is afraid of ......

But.

You didn't just say that.

Two "river thieves" came into my house.

Now that only one has been caught, has he escaped the other one?

The other one, will it be like the one who was caught, a pervert?

？」

Speaking of the back.

The old lady, who had been a little calm, began to panic again.

Li Dabao said:

"Old lady!

Don't worry!

I'm going to go and get out of the other thief."

The stupid pillar was under the bed, so frightened that he didn't dare to come out.

After Li Dabao caught Yi Zhonghai, he didn't immediately attack him, and Silly Zhu thought he was safe.

I heard Li Dabao say this.

The whole person is not calm.

But.

He also had a bit of a fluke.

What if Li Dabao is blind, but he can't be found?

The next moment.

The stupid pillar in his heart began to pray frantically:

"Can't see me!

You can't see me!"

Li Dabao took out a flashlight and pretended to look for it in the house for a while.

At last.

He bent down and stabbed the flashlight into the fool's eye.

Silly Zhu only felt a flash of white light in front of him.

Ground!

The whole person was dragged out by Li Dabao, like a dead dog.

Li Dabao took out the stinky socks as usual, stuffed them into the mouth of the stupid pillar, bundled the sacks, threw them out, and said:

"Let's work!"

Yi Zhonghai in a sack.

It's almost beaten.

See a new one again.

Huzi and the others came up again.

Aiming at the stupid pillar in the sack, you punch me and kick me.

【Ding!

Congratulations to the host, who successfully framed the stupid pillar and was kicked by everyone***!

Reward:

[Golden Silk Soft Armor] damage return doubled!

Concentrate:

When the host is injured by an external force.

It can be adjusted freely, and the damage return function of "Golden Silk Soft Armor" is multiplied! 】

Rumble!

Li Dabai was stunned!

System rewards, can it still be like this?

Really!

He is looking forward to the application of [Golden Silk Soft Armor] even more.

Everything!

Only the one who doesn't have long eyes can come to the door!

……

Huzi and the others kicked fiercely at the sack containing the stupid pillar.

Until the blood is gushing and the sack is completely stained red......

Inside the sack, there was no movement.

Then the crowd stopped.

Untie the sack.

I want to see what the inhumane "Jiangyang thief" looks like.

When they saw the stupid pillar and Yi Zhonghai who were beaten to an inhuman appearance in the sack.

Collectively dumbfounded!

"Silly pillar!

Uncle One!

How

Is that you?"

When Yi Zhonghai received the boxed lunch, he was beaten by Xiao Zhang's little brother Scarface and his little minions because of greed and unreasonableness.

Shicai was put in a sack by everyone again, and it was violently out.

At this time, he was covered in blood, and his breath was like a gossamer, as if he would lose his breath all the time.

The situation of Silly Zhu is slightly better than that of Yi Zhonghai.

But it's not much better.

The left half of him was hunched over, and he was beaten so that he was directly dented, and the whole person showed a state of unevenness, which looked very weird.

Huzi has always been uneven, but at the same time, he is also a little timid.

Seeing this stupid pillar and Yi Zhonghai, they were beaten to a human shape.

He hurriedly ran over and asked Li Dabao, "Brother Dabao!

We, let's use it or not, and bear legal responsibility?"

Before Li Dabao could answer, an aspiring young man stepped forward and said:

"Huzi

Brothers!

You are really an emperor, don't be in a hurry, you are in a hurry to die eunuchs!

Silly Zhu and an uncle, broke in the window in the middle of the night, and went to the deaf old lady's house to be gentlemen......

It is a serious offense in itself!

Especially the uncle, he still has bad thoughts about the deaf old lady.

It's not too much to kill him directly for this behavior.

Sent to the Security Bureau, I am afraid that it is inevitable that I will eat the fate of guns!

We cleaned them up, not to vent our personal anger, but to uphold justice.

If something really happens to Uncle Yi, we definitely don't have to be responsible!

Just relax!"

That's the truth.

But Huzi is still not at ease.

I'm worried about an accident.

Let Li Dabao take the idea again.

Li Dabao observed Yi Zhonghai's injuries.

This guy is scarred, and he doesn't seem to have a good piece of flesh on his body, but most of them are only exogenous injuries, not very serious.

The reason why he is now in a situation where he could hang up at any time.

It's because there's something wrong with his throat......

If you don't deal with it in time, you will really hang up.

According to the settings of the [King of Beasts] system.

The more ruthless he is in Li Dabao's pit, the more rewards he will get!

What if ......

Ignore Yi Zhonghai.

If he is left to fend for himself—

He, Li Dabao, wouldn't he be able to get a more generous gift package?

Refers to the indefinite system a trembling.

Just send him to a more awesome world?

Even.

Send him directly back to his previous life?

【Ding!

The system detects that the host is generating some thoughts that should not be there.

This system allows you to pit beasts, but it doesn't let you kill beasts!

If the host continues to go its own way, there may be some irreversible consequences!

Please think twice! 】

At the same time as the system prompt went online, the entire system panel also lit up with a red light.

Start flashing like crazy!

Okay!

It seems that the moral, still can't burp.

The next moment.

Li Dabao lifted his right foot.

Jerked.

Towards Yi Zhonghai's chest, he kicked it.

Huzi is really afraid, Yi Zhonghai is a good one.

Just about to stop it.

But I only heard a "pop" sound.

In the mouth of Yizhonghai, there was immediately a surge of blood.

Rumble!

Silence!