06 Thunder crosses
Nuwa Divine Valley, Xiaoye's originally pale and pale little face is now ruddy, lying quietly on the bed like a sleeping beauty, with Feng Feng and the fox king guarding one side.
Feng Feng sat on the chair next to him, holding his chin with both hands, and his face was full of worry: "Xiao Hei, she has slept for seven days, and her face is much better, why hasn't she woken up?"
Before she finished her words, she saw Xiaoye's eyelids move, and she couldn't help but stand up excitedly: "She seems to be awake, Brother Xiaohei, come and see, come and see, am I dazzled again." ”
The mentioned fox king was already standing at the door of the bedroom, a long distance from the bed, and at this moment he took a big step back.
Feng Feng's face was puzzled: "What's wrong with you?" Come and see, this is the future Demon King, you must make a good impression at first sight." ”
The fox king took a step back again and shook his head unswervingly: "Look at her life, the four pillars are watery, bad luck is the head, the fate is evil, and the self-denial is the same... But she is still hard-lived, and she can't die of minor illnesses and disasters... So, stay away from her."
Say hello to Mao's full head.
"If it's too close, you'll be killed!" the fox king was really direct.
Xiaoye, who had just opened her eyes, was stuck in her chest in one breath, and she was almost angry again.
Paralyzed, hearing twice in one day that she was a lone star and unlucky, she felt full of malice from the whole world, and she could no longer produce beauty to this world.
Hearing the movement, Feng Feng hurriedly turned around and patted Xiaoye's chest to ease her: "Oh, Brother Xiaohei, this person is too direct and too practical, and he can't say anything." Xiao Hei, you see that you scared His Highness Eternal Night, even if you tell the truth in the future, you have to be tactful, haven't you read the famous quotes left by a certain predecessor of the demon clan? The truth is the most hurtful, you can't say it, you can't say it, you can't say it, it's sad to say more, and it's sad to say less!"
Dawn Night: ......
She didn't feel comforted at all, only the malice in her words.
Seeing that the demon king was finally relieved, he said with a smile: "Everyone has been waiting for you for a long time, you finally woke up, I will call grandpa in, and finally I don't have to worry about you dying anymore." ”
Dawn Night: ......
She doesn't want to die at all, the adjective is not pleasing to the ear at all, why does she want to die, and what does death have to do with her......
Cheeks: Jumped and floated out.
Xiaoye watched the white flower dress flutter away, blinked, turned to look at the other person, and then, wide-eyed.
Well, she's just a little handsome, and she's definitely not a nymphomaniac.
Fox fur has long hair, extravagant, Xiaoye guesses, this is probably Jun Yin's friend, as for what kind of friend it is, it needs to be verified. Thinking of Jun Yin, all the previous anger and annoyance and complaints were gone, leaving only anxiety and worry, but he had to pretend to be indifferent, and flattered: "What are you doing here?"
The fox king twisted his face and disdainfully: "What cos? ”
Xiaoye: "Then you are filming a costume TV series?"
The fox king frowned, impatient: "Something, I haven't seen it." ”
Xiaoye's flattering face was put away, and she was angry: "Then what are you dressing like this?
The fox king simply turned around and turned his back to her.
Xiaoye: After just a few minutes of communication, she has fully realized the arrogance and arrogance of the man in front of her, who is a person with secondary two disorders who is completely unable to communicate with humans.
Xiaoye finally realized the gap between dimensions, no wonder college roommate Xiao Ji looked up to the sky and sighed all day long: living in a one-dimensional world, living a two-dimensional life, pursuing three-dimensional dreams, the most hateful thing is that the person I love is in the fourth dimension......
So much so that every time Xiao Ji talked about the back, she beat her chest enough to grab her head on the ground.
Sure enough, it's really sad, in addition to the gap in time and space, there are also serious communication barriers......
I hope Jun Yin is still a normal person. Thinking of this, Xiaoye couldn't help but shudder, feeling that the whole person was not so comfortable, he had fallen off the cliff, right? It should have been seriously injured, it should be in the hospital, the hospital should be a modern thing, but this house, for Mao It looks so weird?
Xiaoye didn't have time to think more, and when she saw the group of people walking in at the door, she felt that the whole world was not good.
Even if it's cosplay, even if it's filming, shouldn't there be no one in modern costumes?
What about the good logistics staff? What about the good camera and makeup staff?
And the little girl in white just now, what was the black thing in front of her?
Paralysis, herbs!
After being poured a bowl of bitter and disgusting Chinese medicine without saying a word, Xiaoye was finally convinced that she had indeed fallen to her death, and then crossed over, or entered the ancient times, looking at the costumes of those people, it must have been before the Qing Dynasty.
Why, you ask? Because they're not bald.
Then, Xiao Ye asked a very stupid time-traveling quote: "Who am I?"
A group of people were stunned when they were asked, but they still reacted quickly, and stepped forward with a smile: "You are our demon king!"
Sure enough, it was crossed.
The blow was so great that Xiao Ye rolled her eyes and fainted.
"Oops...... Don't faint......" Feng Feng ran forward, pinching people and bending his legs.
The big priest who was watching from the side said coolly in red clothes: "Sister Feng, start lightly, her bones have just grown a little better, if you exert a little force, she will become scum again." ”
Feng Feng instantly let go of his hand, patted his heart and cried in horror: "You say, I raised her from a puddle of mud mixed with flesh and bones to a person with flesh and bones, is it easy for me......?
Shao Si squinted his eyes, and it didn't matter: "It's not a fragile product, don't be careful." With Nirvana, as long as her heart doesn't break, she can't die. ”
He jumped to his feet and shouted, "So awesome?"
"Ahem......" The Great Elder on the side coughed vigorously.
The fox king pursed his lips and cursed: "Coughing is asthma, wheezing to death for you." ”
Feng Feng hurriedly changed his expression, covered his mouth with his little hand, and looked at the little woman's weak surprised expression: "Wow, it's amazing!"
The crowd who couldn't bear to look at it turned around and abandoned the Demon King and fled.
Feng Feng sighed and spread his hands: How innocent?
The fox king, who was hiding in the corner, silently took a step back again, until his body was pressed against the wall: the demon king's evil spirit is too heavy, and he has turned a good cheek into this, so he must stay away, stay away......