A long message reads:

"Ronaldo, when you read this message, please remain extremely calm. Yes, I know you are Cristiano Ronaldo, not Dong Fangzhuo, I am the real Dong Fangzhuo. Seeing this, can you still stay calm? ”

"Remember when you shot a commercial for Nike? You swapped bodies with a young Mexican boy, and then they met in the arena and swapped bodies, and now this bizarre story is happening to us. ”

"If you can see this, and believe this ridiculous story, how about we continue chatting on chat apps?"

"You open my phone interface, find a green and white avatar icon, you click on it, go through the new application inside (the right button is confirmed), and then we can continue chatting."

"I'm waiting for you."

The whole process was written in English, and Ronaldo read it in a panic, and his spirit was not so tense.

Finally, the world is no longer so lonely.

This is the worst news and the best news.

Then he did what Dong Fangzhuo said, and soon found the WeChat app, and when he clicked in, there was an application, and he chose the button on the right.

Both parties have successfully added friends.

Dong Fangzhuo immediately sent a message, and at this time he was already squatting on the toilet in the bathroom, ready to have a long talk with Ronaldo.

"Hi, Ronaldo, I'm Dong Fangzhuo."

Ronaldo hesitated, "Hi, Dong, I remember you." ”

Dong: "Are you okay?" I'm scared. ”

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I was scared, but it's much better now, at least I know that we're all still in the same world. Are you becoming me now? ”

Dong: "Yes, I have become your appearance now, and you must have become my appearance as well." How about let's figure out how to solve this problem together? ”

Ronaldo finally found a helpless expression and sent it: "Man, how to solve this matter?" God, we can't go to the pastor to help us get our souls back, can we? You can't go to the hospital for surgery, can you? ”

Dong: "Understood. But we always have to try to make some effort, don't we? At least we have to try to get back to our old lives. I don't want to go into your world and your life, and you don't want to live my life, do you? You've got Georgina, you've got Santos, you've got a couple of lovely kids, you've got a Manchester United career, you've got a great football career, and so on. ”

Cristiano Ronaldo: "You're right, but I don't really know what to do, I just want to go back to my house now. ”

Dong: "That's right, you want to go back home, so you need to do something." But the problem is that I am now you, and everything has changed. You're coming back, and I can't go, can I? ”

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Yes, what do you say you should do?" ”

Dong: "I think so, you temporarily return home as a friend, I will temporarily assume your identity to help you cover, and then think about it in the long run." Maybe it's like the advertisement, and within a few days we'll swap bodies and come back? You know what I mean, you find a way to come back first, and then we'll keep each other a secret. ”

"Besides, I won't do anything to Georgina, don't worry." Dong Fangzhuo specially added, worried that Ronaldo would think of that aspect of things.

Aren't men afraid of this?

Ronaldo didn't seem to see it, Gu Zuoyan said: "Can you send my private jet to pick me up?" ”

Dong: "Private jets? ”

I almost forgot that Ronaldo also has a Gulfstream G200 twin-engine jet.

However, he immediately denied: "Ronaldo,"

"If we remember correctly, the maximum range of your plane is only more than 6,000 kilometers, and it will take more than 9,000 kilometers to get to me."

"And now that the epidemic is so serious, even if the plane enters our country, it will have to be quarantined for more than ten days, and all kinds of procedures are quite troublesome. Your best bet is to buy a direct flight to London and I'll pick you up at the airport. ”

At least the British side is too simple, almost undefended.

Such a simple truth, Ronaldo can naturally understand, and he accepts Dong Fangzhuo's proposal:

"Okay,"

"That's all there is to it."

Dong: "I'll help you book it, I can use my mobile phone to help you book a ticket here, and then you will find my ID card, passport, and visa in the cabinet, which have already been done, I originally wanted to come to the UK last month, but because the epidemic broke out again, I didn't come." ”

is really lucky, if it weren't for Dong Fangzhuo's preparation before, Ronaldo may not be able to do it alone, after all, it is not easy for a foreigner who does not know Chinese to wander around China......

Cristiano Ronaldo is satisfied.

"Okay."

"I'm waiting for your good news."

Dong Fangzhuo continued to ask: "Mendes came to your house just now and talked to me about joining Barcelona, but I helped you refuse, no problem, right?" ”

Cristiano Ronaldo: "......"

"Did it really work?"

"Well, the refusal is right, I wouldn't consider Barcelona."

Dong Fangzhuo asked again: "Then tomorrow I will temporarily replace you and return to the training ground?" After all, you can't miss training for no reason, and besides, do you want to play for the weekend? ”

After a while, Ronaldo replied: "Well, you go to the training ground to train first, anyway, you are familiar with everything there." As for the weekend's game, it's up to Rangnick to say, we can't call the shots. Also, in the dressing room, don't clash with those young guys, it's bad enough in the locker room. ”

Hearing this, Dong Fangzhuo was surprised, this is what Ronaldo personally admitted, Manchester United's dressing room is very bad.

It seems that there is no wind and no waves, and the news is not groundless.

"Understood."

Soon, Ronaldo sent another sentence:

"Wait, at your current level, are you sure you can do a good job of training on the training ground?"

Dong Fangzhuo smiled, "Ronaldo, you forgot, what I have now is your body, about this, you can rest assured, I won't let you down." ”

"It's night over there, you rest early, and you'll be ready to go home tomorrow." I'm going to help you apply for a ticket right now, and possibly, someone else to help you. ”

"We'll get back in touch if there's any problem."

This was the end of the chat for the time being, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief.

The next step is for the two to meet in Manchester......

After Ronaldo put down his phone, his stomach suddenly rumbled.

Only then did I realize that I hadn't eaten for a long time.

Subconsciously, I touched the refrigerator in the living room.

As a result, the door of the refrigerator has not yet opened, but the doorbell of the house has been ringing.

Ding dong

Ding dong.

Ding dong

Ding dong.

"Who?" Ronaldo shouted in English.

I don't know Chinese.

Damn it.

Ding dong

Ding dong

Ding dong

Ding dong.

"Is anyone home?"

"We are the ...... of the neighborhood committee"