When Cristiano Ronaldo's private jet landed over the Pacific Ocean, Manchester United suffered their first defeat of 2022.

In the final moments, United were beaten by Brazilian Antonio at Old Trafford.

0：1。

What a bitter score.

Manchester United's good fortune ran out.

This time it has nothing to do with Cristiano Ronaldo, and it has nothing to do with him whether Manchester United wins or loses.

And this fake man has landed in Tokyo, Japan.

Dong Fangzhuo, who was in a good mood, bought a general ticket for Japan VS China online.

On the day of the match, he walked into the Saitama World Cup stadium wearing a mask.

Few people knew that he had come to Tokyo, because not even the ID card registered in the hotel was his.

Saitama Stadium was not full, he easily found a field where no one sat and sat down, then took out his mobile phone, clicked on Ronaldo's INS software, and typed a paragraph: I am broadcasting a football match, please poke this link!

Play with some flowers!

As soon as the message was sent, the link was broken.

You must know that he has 392 million fans on INS!

"Friends,"

"I'm Cristiano Ronaldo."

"Today I will broadcast a World Cup qualifier live for everyone."

"Japan VS China."

The live broadcast room continued to pour into Ronaldo's fans.

The data went up, and five minutes before the start of the game, it was as high as 20 million people!

Dong Fangzhuo deliberately ordered the song C'est La Vie as background music, accompanied by a strong music rhythm, he kept shaking his shoulders and neck towards the mobile phone.

This song is called "This is Life", which is very much in line with the current atmosphere.

“sh-it！ It's really Ronaldo! ”

"Where is this?"

"Japan VS China? Could it be Saitama Stadium in Tokyo, Japan? ”

"Ahh I'm there! ”

"Ronaldo! Where is Ronaldo? ”

"You're in Tokyo, Japan? Turned into a narrator? But why Japan and China? ”

I don't understand.

No one could figure it out.

Why did Ronaldo go to Tokyo to broadcast football matches live......

Dong Fangzhuo pointed his phone at Saitama Stadium and took a turn.

"That's right, I'm at Saitama Stadium in Tokyo."

"Now the athletes from both sides have walked onto the pitch."

"I can basically recognize the people from these two national teams."

"The Japanese team's starters today are Shuichi Gonda, Yuto Nagatomo, Shogo Taniguchi, Itakura Tsubi, Hiroki Sakai, Endo Hang, Tanaka Bi, Takumi Minamino, Hidemasa Morita, Junya Ito, and Yuya Osako."

"The starters of the Chinese team are Yan Junling, Zheng Zheng, Zhang Linpeng, Jiang Guangtai, Zhu Chenjie, Wang Shenchao, Hao Junmin, Xu Xin, Wu Xi, Wu Lei, and Zhang Yuning."

“sh-it。 Let me tell you, the Chinese team has no hope of winning this game. ”

"The handicap given by Spinach is that the Chinese team concedes 1.5 goals away from home, but I tell you, boldly concede 2. Japan can win two against China. If you buy a Chinese one, you will definitely cry. ”

"There is a Chinese proverb that the Chinese team buys back, and the villa is by the sea."

"I've noticed that fans have left messages asking why I'm here to broadcast football?"

"It's fun! Watching the Chinese team play can make me understand that I still have the ability to stay on the pitch and play! ”

"If there is a worse team in the world than Manchester United, it must be the Chinese team!"

He also hacked Manchester United by the way......

"Alright, the game is officially on!"

"Come on, Chinese team!"

……

13 minutes later, Dong Fangzhuo's face darkened, in front of more than 20 million fans.

"Fake."

'It was a penalty indeed.

"Wang Shenchao's handball action is extremely stretched, and it is difficult to decide a penalty."

"It's over, China has become the first team to prepare for the 2026 World Cup......"

"Ten Messis or ten Ronaldo can't save the Chinese team, and I definitely can't ...... anyway"

1:0, Japan took the lead at home.

Dong Fangzhuo has been shaking his head since then.

Then frantically attacked the players of the Chinese team.

"Wang Shenchao's level can only go to the electronics factory."

"Wu Xi, this is also called passing? As the heart of the midfield, he didn't play a role at all. ”

"Does Wu Lei have a physical confrontation? Hey, that's it. ”

"Tsk, no one saw Zhang Yuming?"

"Zhang Linpeng's cross ......"

"This ......"

At halftime, it was still this score, and Dong Fangzhuo continued to ridicule in the live broadcast room.

"In the second half, the Chinese team will definitely replace naturalized players."

"But it didn't work."

"The top-heavy Chinese team can't play at all, if there is a central axis, there is still some hope, but now ......"

"If the naturalized Brazilian Goulart had been there."

At this time, in China, Knowing Qiu Dili is constantly updating Dong Fangzhuo's live broadcast content.

The fans were taken by surprise and shocked.

"Why is Ronaldo so familiar with Chinese football?"

"Damn, it's the truth."

"Even naturalization knows? Goulart understands? Horrible ......"

"I don't know, I think Ronaldo is a Chinese player."

When Junya Ito scored for Japan in the 61st minute, he extended the advantage to two goals.

Dong Fangzhuo scolded again.

"!"

A Chinese 艹字.

Dong Fangzhuo didn't notice it at all. Enraged, he didn't say anything else.

But this word was still discovered by attentive Chinese fans.

"What did Ronaldo just say? -? ”

"I really heard you right, did I?"

"Biao Guo scolded? Ha ha! ”

"It's really embarrassing for Ronaldo, who actually watched this game with us in pain......"

"But why did he do it?"

Later, after Dong Fangzhuo's mood calmed down a little, he made a large series of comments.

"The gap is indeed very large, it is all-round, whether it is from the consciousness, technology, or unity, our gap is indeed a bit big, the use of space and time between attack and defense, and the degree of understanding of personnel, it should be said that there is a huge gap."

"After losing this game, we can only say goodbye to 2022, we have no chance at all, alas!"

He used the word "we" twice in a row, and the attentive fans pulled it out again.

Once can be said to be an accident, twice, three times?

Why 'we'?

Emperor Zhiqiu immediately initiated a big discussion.

And when Dong Fangzhuo turned off the live broadcast and landed on Emperor Xiangqiu to see all this, he was instantly dumbfounded.

His own live broadcast news suppressed the news of the national football team's defeat in Tokyo, ranking first?!

- Ronaldo broadcast the national football match live, scolded the country in the live broadcast room, and talked about "us"!

- Is Ronaldo half Chinese?

"Stupid."

"Got Away with ......"

Why did he talk so carelessly, he used to speak English well, but now it's okay, and the people of the whole country know that he pays attention to the Chinese team.

What to do?

How can this be explained?