Chapter Thirty-Six: Vomiting on the Spot
Soon after the game began, Ronaldo was taken aback.
“sh-it!”
"What the hell is this, it's also called passing?"
Ronaldo watched Wu Xi pass a very simple diagonal pass, and immediately felt incredible.
"That's it, 15th or captain?"
"And the number five right-back, does this guy think he's Alexander-Arnold?"
"Tsk, I can't see the 21st,"
"The No. 18 on the left is okay, the big nose can hold the ball, but no one answers."
Dong Fangzhuo on the side looked embarrassed, frowned, and regretted pulling Ronaldo, isn't this offending people, the words are so straightforward, why will you mix in China in the future?
It's all offended.
Ronaldo forgot that he had a Dong Fangzhuo face.
"Vietnam is obviously playing better, people can control the ball, the Chinese team is good, the ball is not passed well, and it is not good to stop, how can you control the ball?"
"These guys should be retired."
"Why don't you play with better players? It's not supposed to be the best player. ”
The Chinese fans who watched the live broadcast were even more confused, they didn't expect Dong Fangzhuo's mouth to be so ruthless, and they directly asked Wu Xi to retire.
Dong Fangzhuo hurriedly took over the conversation and rounded the field.
"Ha, Dong, it's a pity that you don't go to Sky Sports to be the host, your language is too spicy and sarcastic, isn't this the best player in your country? Aren't you afraid of being killed by them when you return home? ”
"Hah! I'm afraid, okay, I'll pay attention. Ronaldo instantly understood Dong Fangzhuo's prompt.
"Hey, there's no way, the strength really doesn't work."
After that, Ronaldo rarely spoke and kept drinking water.
High blood pressure.
The ball is really ugly, living like a year, suffering from sin.
It was Dong Fangzhuo's turn to complain all the way, his identity was fine.
As a result, in the 8th minute, the Vietnamese team took the lead, Vietnamese captain Du Xiongyong assisted, and Hu Jincai scored a goal;
The defeat was like a mountain.
The Chinese team was completely messed up.
In the 17th minute, it was again the Vietnamese captain Du Hung Dung who successfully assisted, this time it was Nguyen Tan Linh's goal. Vietnam leads 2-0 at home.
At half-time, Ronaldo quickly dodged the live camera.
Striding Meteor rushed to the trash can and vomited wildly.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I threw up.
This move frightened Dong Fangzhuo, and he hurriedly ran over.
The live footage was perfectly cut off by Dong Fangzhuo......
"What's going on?"
"What bad things did you eat today?"
Ronaldo hurriedly waved his hand and continued to vomit.
"I'm so sick to watch the game, I've never seen such a disgusting game, I really can't stand it, I almost couldn't hold back just now."
"Ah, I feel sorry for you." Ronaldo wiped the corners of his mouth and looked at Dong Fangzhuo with sympathy.
Dong Fangzhuo: ......
Well, understandable......
"Dude, don't broadcast live in the second half, spare me!"
"I'm afraid I can't help but vomit in the second half."
"It's horrible, it's horrible."
Ronaldo couldn't hold on.
"That's not good, it must be finished live, I've already collected the money, and we both must be present at the same time." Dong Fangzhuo scratched his hair embarrassedly.
Ronaldo was stunned after hearing this:
"Walter? Is there still money for this live broadcast? Oh my God, I won't even look at the money, woo~"
Dong: "Just bear with it, you just stare at the screen, you don't have to speak, just treat it as if you were watching an amateur game or a primary school competition, and you don't answer my words." ”
Cristiano Ronaldo: "It's really too painful, okay, I'm just looking at a bunch of mentally retarded ......"
In the end, Ronaldo stayed.
In the second half, Ronaldo really didn't say a word.
sat in the live broadcast room, like a humanoid puppet.
No, it's supposed to be like a frog, you don't have to poke him with a stick, he won't jump.
Only Dong Fangzhuo was smirking alone, and said a word or two after a long time.
But when Dai Weijun turned a fairly simple through ball into a ball passed to the feet of the opposing player, Ronaldo still couldn't help it.
"If there's one team in the world that's more miserable than Manchester United, it's ......"
Only halfway through the words, the muscles on Ronaldo's face were twisted exaggeratedly, his mouth bulged, and he looked very uncomfortable.
"Yes, it's China, the national team ......"
As soon as the words fell.
Ronaldo's whole body shook instantly, and his whole head stretched forward involuntarily.
"Poof~"
Vomited again.
was in front of the live broadcast camera, the scene burst into vomit, and the table was instantly crawling with slippery dirt.
"Whew,"
"Whew,"
Ronaldo spit twice, and then quickly raised his right hand.
“sorry,”
“sorry,”
"I was unwell and ate something bad......"
"I ......"
Ronaldo took the initiative to stand up and left the live broadcast room.
I really can't bear it!
"Sorry, man."
……
Leaving Dong Fangzhuo's face embarrassed, he quickly put on a smile and said with a sneer:
"Dong Fangzhuo may have eaten some unclean food at noon, and he has some gastrointestinal problems."
"He may not come back, he has to go to treatment, and I have to continue to broadcast the game."
Ghost letter?
Upset stomach, food poisoning?
The fans who watched the live broadcast were instantly happy, and they were about to swipe the screen, and the entire screen was full of words and expressions.
"Hahahaha!"
"Haha! Awesome! ”
"That's awesome!"
"Dong Fangzhuo vomited directly!"
"He can't stand it anymore, and the reaction is so big!"
"Why didn't Ronaldo throw up? It stands to reason that Dong Fangzhuo has already seen the numbness, and Ronaldo is right, he can really bear it. ”
"Oh my God, the first person in the live broadcast industry to vomit. Even if there is no live broadcast of food, there is no live vomiting, and Chinese football has made history again. ”
"This time, Dong Fangzhuo has completely offended the national football team."
Not long after, the Chinese team conceded another goal.
In the 77th minute of the game, Vietnam's substitute Phan Van Duc scored another goal, and he played a wonderful World Cup kick, and Vietnam led 3:0.
It couldn't be colder.
In the final stoppage time, the Chinese team scored a face-saving goal.
Wei Shihao made a cross from the bottom, Xu Xin hit it in the middle, and Xu Xin pulled a goal back for the Chinese men's football team. The Chinese men's football team retrieved a hand covering.
The final score was locked in Vietnam 3:1 Chinese men's football team.
There are still two rounds of matches in the remaining top 12 matches for the Chinese men's football team. The Chinese men's football team has been eliminated......
"It's really an embarrassing game,"
"That's all for today's game, I'll go see if Dong Fangzhuo is okay."
……
Dong Fangzhuo also quickly slipped away.
paralysis
I really didn't expect Ronaldo to be stimulated like this......
Messi may not be able to beat Ronaldo, but the national football team easily defeated Ronaldo......
At this time, Ronaldo was still slumped on the sofa, like a patient with prostration.
"Man,"
"Man,"
"I'm telling you, there must never be a next time, spare me."
"Whew."