Chapter 12: Who's Two Hundred and Five
Shi Wanxi wanted to say that your movie is still lacking in popularity, isn't there my black material, but Song Xiao is also one of the male protagonists of the "splitting legs" incident, Shi Wanxi felt a little embarrassed and didn't say anything.
Fortunately, Song Xiao quickly changed the topic: "There is something I want to discuss with you." ”
Shi Wanxi: "What's the matter?" ”
Song Xiao: "Didn't my parents keep urging me to find a partner?" I told them that I had found a girlfriend. Can you accompany me back to my hometown to meet my parents? ”
Shi Wanxi: "What?! ”
"It's not quite right." Shi Wanxi directly rejected Song Xiao's request. She has already had an affair with Song Xiao, and the normal interaction between friends can be maintained, but if she wants to go further, she still knows the severity.
Song Xiao: "Don't you really think about it?" ”
"I'm sorry." Shi Wanxi refused very decisively.
"Hey." Song Xiao suddenly sighed: "That's a pity." ”
Shi Wanxi: "What is a pity? ”
"You used to be a reporter for "See You Weekly in Gossip Week", right?" Song Xiao suddenly changed his words.
Shi Wanxi: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”
Song Xiao: "It's a pity that you're not a reporter now, otherwise this would be a big news." Did you know that the people in our village have special abilities? Ahem, it may not be appropriate for me to say this during the meal, that is...... People in our village can fart and make a big hole. ”
"Poof......" Shi Wanxi squirted out a mouthful of water: "What are you kidding, can you be so exaggerated." ”
"It's true." Song Xiao turned on his phone and showed her the photos: "Look, these pits have been popped out." It has to do with our unique local diet. ”
"Really?" Shi Wanxi will be skeptical.
"If it's true or not, you can see for yourself? I'm going back to my hometown to see my parents in a few days, why don't you come with me? ”
Shi Wanxi smacked herself several times in her heart, this damn curiosity. Although he knew that Song Xiao was mostly exaggerating, Shi Wanxi still couldn't suppress his curiosity, in case he could write a report in the style of "Into Science", wouldn't it be easy to forward 10W+. Although "Gossip Week and Week" has now become her sideline, Shi Wanxi is still as dedicated as ever.
In fact, there is a more important reason why Shi Wanxi agreed to go back to his hometown with Song Xiao. Song Xiao made up such a reason, and got the psychology of Shi Wanxi's gossip to death, which showed that he knew enough about Shi Wanxi, but Shi Wanxi always felt that he didn't know enough about him.
Now that Song Xiao has been circled as a candidate for the male lead, Shi Wanxi also hopes to further deepen his understanding of him.
Seeing that Wanxi finally nodded, Song Xiao breathed a long sigh of relief: "Then it's decided, early the day after tomorrow, I'll wait for you at the high-speed rail station." Song Xiao's hometown does not have an airport, so he can only take the high-speed train to get there.
Shi Wanxi nodded: "Okay, I'll prepare well for the past two days." ”
Song Xiao thought that the preparation in Shi Wanxi's mouth was to lose weight, do beauty, or prepare gifts for his parents. But he never expected that the preparation in Shi Wanxi's mouth would actually be ...... At the high-speed rail station, the moment Song Xiao saw Shi Wanxi take out the gas mask from his bag, he almost fainted.
If I'm guilty, let the law punish me, instead of letting me meet such a two-hundred-and-a-half-year-old woman. Song Xiao thought to himself.
"No, what are you going to do with me when I go back to my hometown and bring this thing?"
"Didn't you say that everyone in your village has that ...... Is it a special feature? I'm afraid of being smoked, so take precautions. Shi Wanxi looked serious.
"It's a special function, isn't it Resident Evil, okay, throw it away, otherwise our fellow will think that aliens have invaded." Song Xiao couldn't help but say, snatched the gas mask in Wanxi's hand and threw it into the trash.
Shi Wanxi was about to say something, but her phone rang. She glanced at the caller ID, glanced at Song Xiao again, and hurriedly found a no-one place to answer the call.
As soon as the phone was connected, Sister Ying's roar came from the other end of the phone: "Shi Wanxi, where are you?!" Are you going back to your hometown with that guy surnamed Song?! ”
Sister Ying's news was really well-informed, and she couldn't help but be defended by Shi Wanxi, and Sister Ying said again: "Are you crazy?" Don't want your future? You won't forget how bad the impact was on the last time you had an affair with him, right? Are you going back to your hometown with him? Isn't this tantamount to telling people that the two of you are okay? When I go back to my hometown to see my parents, it is equivalent to getting engaged. ”
"Sister Ying......"
"Are you at the train station right now? Don't get in the car, come back quickly. Let me tell you, the ...... surnamed Song"
"Sister Ying, I'm already on the train, hey? Feed...... The signal on the train is not good, so I hung up first, Sister Ying. ”
Shi Wanxi hung up the phone and returned to Song Xiao's side, Song Xiao asked, "Whose phone is it?" ”
"Oh, a liar. Said that he was Qin Shi Huang, asked me to give him money, and said to give me a terracotta army. Shi Wanxi said nonsense.
Song Xiao was drinking water from a thermos cup, and when he heard this, a mouthful of water squirted out directly, thinking that the liars this woman met were so consistent with her temperament, the same two hundred and five.
"Then I see why you still talk to him for a long time?" Song Xiao asked.
"Yes, I asked him how many horizontal and vertical pits there are in the No. 1 pit of the Terracotta Warriors, how many figurines and how many horse figurines there are. He was in a hurry and scolded me. The current liars are really uneducated. Shi Wanxi shook his head.
Song Xiao thought to himself, when you encounter a female neuropathy like you, it will be difficult to maintain self-cultivation.
The two took the high-speed train for six hours, and after arriving at the station, Shi Wanxi only felt a sore back. Song Xiao said that he didn't grab the tickets for the special class and first class seats, so the two of them came all the way in the second class seats, but fortunately, everyone in the carriage was busy watching the video on their mobile phones, and no one noticed them.
Shi Wanxi just wanted to move her legs and feet, but Song Xiao pulled her into a bus again. A bus was driven by the driver in the style of a supercar, constantly overtaking along the way, the accelerator was never released, and there was a sudden brake from time to time.
After staying up for three hours, he finally got out of the car, and Shi Wanxi threw up while holding a big tree on the side of the road. At that moment, Shi Wanxi thought to herself, let alone farting out of the pit, even if there were really aliens stationed here, she didn't want to go to see it.
After Shi Wanxi vomited, Song Xiao patted her shoulder, Shi Wanxi looked back, and a farm tricycle was parked on the side of the road, and the tricycle "driver" was rushing at Shi Wanxi and smiled.
"What? We're not going to sit on this again, are we? Shi Wanxi's face was full of despair.
"Of course, the bus can't get to the entrance of our village. Get in the car. Song Xiao said as soon as he turned over and jumped into the car, his skills were very athletic. Shi Wanxi had no choice but to follow him and climb into the agricultural tricycle without love. And Song Xiao was busy chatting with the tricycle master, and he didn't even pull her.