Chapter 70 Plate knife noodles, wonton noodles
More than 20 people were crowded and rubbed in the tea shop, and when the man uncovered the straw mat and exposed the guillotine, a dry tea guest exclaimed in surprise and got up to avoid it.
It is implied in the book that this guillotine, also known as the battle knife, was originally used by farmers to make forage. At the time of the alternation of the Song and Yuan dynasties, some people in the rivers and lakes rose up and used the guillotine as a blade to resist the Yuan soldiers, and over time they created a set of strange knife techniques.
The guillotine slashed horizontally, and Xue Zhenjun exclaimed: "Eh, kill people!" ”
It seemed to be at a loss, and only leaned backwards, but secretly made an iron bridge, and freed up his left foot to slightly point on the bench on his side. Miaozhen exclaimed in surprise on his side, and as the bench moved out two steps horizontally, the guillotine swept the door in front of the two of them, but it was not touched at all.
When the blow missed, the man shouted, followed the knife, and turned around to split. Xue Zhenjun screamed, kicked with both feet, and stepped back one foot, the giant knife 'clicked' to split the tabletop, and the blade slashed in front of Xue Zhenjun, only two inches away from the descendants of the roots.
Looking at Xue Zhenjun again, his face was extremely panicked, and he only shouted: "A good man spares his life, the poor road is really not that Xue Zhenjun." ”
The iron-faced judge Lu Zhengfang hesitated in his heart, and all kinds of things fell in his eyes. If this young Taoist is Xue Zhenjun, he seems to have no effort; If not, that Daoist narrowly avoided the killing move twice, how could it be done by ordinary Daoists?
At this moment, the man lifted his knife to the ground and kicked out with a heartwarming kick. Xue Zhenjun cried and called his mother, parried with both hands, secretly used his strength to dissolve the strength, and his feet exerted force, and his body was like a gourd rolling on the ground A few times before crashing into the corner.
The man's eyesight was no match for the iron-faced judge, so he frowned and wondered, "Huh? This person really has no power to fight back, could it be that he killed the wrong person? ”
Xue Zhenjun hurriedly answered: "Exactly, the hero recognized the wrong person." ”
I didn't want to, but the man was unreasonable, and said with a strange laugh: "Even if you are a Taoist priest who is unlucky, I have the rules of my family, and you will see blood when you come out of the knife." If you are not angry, go to the underworld and tell me the old man! ”
With that, the battle body knife was picked up, and he took two quick steps and slashed sideways from the side of the hilt.
Xue Zhenjun has been practicing diligently in the mountains day and night in the past two years, and he has a few brothers and sisters to feed him, and his knowledge is extraordinary. Just looking at the number of the man's guillotine knife, you can know that this kind of strange weapon is the number of the dragon and tiger mountain Qiankun sun and moon knife.
This knife is wide, and it can be used to break through the skill, but also to take a small road. If you don't know the details and connect with its blade, you only need to use it as a rocker to warp it back and forth, and you can force your opponent to abandon your weapon. If you don't check, you will be injured by such strange weapons.
To deal with such weapons, you must either swim and fight, or simply give up your weapons and fight closely. Xue Zhenjun screamed miserably, but his eyes were extremely calm.
Seeing that the handle of the knife was slashed horizontally, his head was tilted to avoid the past, and he took the opportunity to grab the handle with his left hand, and when the guillotine was slightly paused, the head of the knife was slashed obliquely, Xue Zhenjun twisted his body, his left hand had not yet taken off his hand, and his right hand had already held the head of the knife.
"You're not dead yet?" The man pushed the guillotine sideways, wanting to cut Xue Zhenjun into two pieces in his chest.
Xue Zhenjun exerted his strength back and forth with his left and right hands, his body was backwards, his steps were chaotic, and he shouted 'murdered' in his mouth, leading the man to wander around the tea shop, kicking over the tables and chairs, and he was not hurt at all.
The iron-faced judge Lu Zhengfang saw clearly, Xue Zhenjun clearly had the intention of playing, and his feet seemed to be chaotic and had no foundation at all, but he had already used clever means of unloading and borrowing force.
At that moment, Lu Zhengfang did not hesitate any longer, and without saying a word, a pair of judge's pens went towards Xue Zhen's heart.
Xue Zhenjun peeked at Miaozhen and shrank in the corner in a panic, and heard the bad wind behind him, so he immediately exclaimed, pretending to mix garlic under his feet, and let go of the guillotine with a slight support of both hands, and the man with his right foot was facing the face bone, and the man's body pounced forward, and the guillotine threw out, as if he was desperate to fight with Lu Zhengfang.
The rabbit rises and falls, but in the blink of an eye, a pair of judges' pens collide with the guillotine. The guillotine was quite heavy, and Lu Zhengfang only had time to knock down the guillotine without checking, and when he saw the man rushing towards him, he couldn't avoid it anymore.
The two bumped together, Lu Zhengfang's figure took two steps back, and he poked the judge's pen in anger.
The man surnamed Chang was not easy to mess with, his vest was pointed, and he immediately felt ruthless, held back a stream of blood in his throat, wrapped his arms around Lu Zhengfang's waist, and threw him to the ground with a roar.
Xue Zhenjun watched the two of them rolling together, immediately picked up the teapot and teacup, and threw it over: "Kill someone, go and report to the official!" ”
kept in his hand, and the teapot hit Lu Zhengfang's forehead, only to smash his head and make his head dizzy; The man was just about to get up when he was hit by a teacup in the back of his heart.
Xue Zhenjun seemed to throw it indiscriminately, but in fact, he used the technique of hitting the acupoints, only seven or eight kinds of five things were thrown over, and the two of them were not smooth in blood and blood, and they immediately fell to the ground, unable to move for a while.
At this time, Xue Zhenjun came to his senses and shouted: "These two people are both defeated, and if they don't leave at this time, they will wait for a while." ”
immediately turned around to find Miaozhen, pulled his sleeves and left, leaving only the two Jianghu guests depressed.
The man's kung fu that wields the guillotine is just an ordinary scatter, and he only relies on brute force and Qimen weapons in the rivers and lakes; Lu Zhengfang, who has a nickname, has entered the sidestream, and has practiced a little internal strength, so this vision is naturally different.
Lu Zhengfang watched the two of them leave in a hurry, and he didn't understand where Xue Zhenjun left his hand. If Xue Zhenjun had murderous intent, he was afraid that the two of them would have already seen the king of Hades.
The iron-masked judge was desolate, secretly blaming himself for being bewitched by the news, and only then did he feel remorse. There was Wu Zhenchuan in front of him, and this Xue Zhenjun was also a true cultivator of Wudang, so how could he be a good match?
After the qi and blood were slightly smoother, Lu Zhengfang pushed away the man in front of him, lifted the judge's pen and fled immediately, and made up his mind not to get involved in such a matter again.
But he said that Xue Zhenzhen took Miao Zhen and walked a hundred and ten steps, and when he saw that the ferry was in front of him, he let go of his hand, and his steps were much calmer, and he didn't see Fang Cai in a panic.
Na Miaozhen ran for more than a hundred steps, only tired and out of breath, and saw that Xue Zhenjun suddenly became calm and idle, so he opened his mouth and urged: "Why did Daoist Xue stop?" It only takes a moment and a half for the wicked man to chase after him, where is my life? ”
Xue Zhenjun teased in his heart, shook his head and said, "If it's just a poor road, you can just leave." But Mrs. Shi followed by her side...... Mrs. Shi only ran a hundred steps and was panting like a cow, how could she walk quickly? ”
Na Miaozhen bit Dan's lip and said, "If the Taoist elder abandons the poor nun, it is better than dying here." ”
Xue Zhenjun shook his head again: "It's not proper." Poor Dao responded to Uncle Cao's request, how could he abandon his master and go alone? ”
Miao Zhen was anxious: "This can't be done, that can't be done, is it not going to die here today?" ”
Xue Zhenjun pointed to the ferry in front of him: "If the two of us cross this river, find the market and change our appearance, and dress up a little, we will definitely be able to escape this catastrophe." ”
Miao Zhen had already lost his square inch in his heart, and he didn't promise to say: "In this case, then you and I will cross the river quickly." ”
The two walked a few steps briskly, and in a blink of an eye they arrived at the ferry. I saw that there was only a small boat at the ferry, and a man in a hat holding a long bamboo pole was squatting on the boat and humming a small song.
Without waiting for Xue Zhenjun to speak, Na Miaozhen stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, this donor, I want to cross the river, I don't know if it can be convenient?" ”
The man squinted his eyes and saw that the wonderful true color was outstanding, so he immediately got up and smiled: "Convenient, convenient." I eat this bowl of rice, and there are guests who come to the door, how inconvenient? Two ...... Dao Chief, Shi Tai, please come on the boat. ”
Xue Zhenjun was embellished behind Miaozhen, looking at the man who was on the boat, his blood was vigorous, his body was martial and his body was martial, and his expression was evil, but he was afraid that he was a villain.
I took an idea in my heart, but I didn't show it on my face. followed Miaozhen a few steps to get on the boat, and only then did he sit down, but he suddenly felt something in his heart. Turning his head to look at the intersection of the estuary in the distance, he asked, "Chuanjia, that mountain is extremely dangerous, but I don't know what the name of the mountain is?" ”
The boatman said: "The guest officer must have come from other places, and the mountain is like the gate of heaven, and the river is very narrow, and it has been called Tianmen Mountain since ancient times." ”
"I see...... It's so steep, it's useless to come here to capsize? ”
The boatman said, "It's okay if you sail every day. However, two hundred years ago, the emperor of the Great Servant Taizu fought a battle with the Mengyuan sailor here, and it is rumored that the battle killed tens of thousands of soldiers in Mengyuan, and I don't know how many men fed fish and shrimp.
To this day, there are fierce ghosts in Tianmen Mountain at night, and no one dares to sail at night if they are not veterans. ”
"I see." Xue Zhenjun responded in his mouth, changed the magic trick in his hand, silently recited the mantra, and took advantage of the boatman's turn to point a sword at Miaozhen. A layer of golden light flashed on that Miaozhen's body, and it dissipated in an instant.
Miao Zhen realized something, turned his head to look at Xue Zhenjun, but saw that he was just looking at the general inexplicably, and thought that Fang Cai had made a mistake, and turned his head again.
At this time, the boat reached the center of the river, and the man in the boat threw away the bamboo pole, turned his head and picked up a short knife with a cow ear from the bow of the boat, turned around and said with a strange smile: "Wu Na Niu Nose, do you want to eat plate knife noodles or wonton noodles?" ”
Xue Zhenjun's face was calm and asked, "How is the plate knife surface?" What about wonton noodles? ”
The man said fiercely: "I will slash you and throw it into the river; Wonton noodles are a no-brainer, and you leave the silver two to jump into the water on their own. ”
Miao Zhen's face was pale, where did he think that he had just come out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den?
Xue Zhenjun shook his head and said: "The plate knife noodles are too painful, the wonton noodles are too cold, and the poor people don't want to eat them." ”
"That's not up to you, and eat my plate knife noodles!"
The sharp knife of the cow's ear was only more than a foot, and the man was distracted and stabbed.
On the side, Miao Zhen just opened his mouth to exclaim, but Xue Zhenjun was already rubbing his body and bullying him. Staggered his hands on the wrist of the knife, unloaded the ox ear knife, and then did not wait for the man to react, slapped his palms a few times, sealed half of the man's body and blood, and pushed slightly, and the man was like a wooden stake planted upside down into the river.
Seeing the gurgling bubbles in the river water, Xue Zhenjun smiled and said, "This wonton noodles are not delicious, so you should eat them yourself." ”
Miao Zhen held her heart in her hands, and her heart was beating wildly. Seeing that Xue Zhenjun defeated the strongman of cutting the path with three strikes and five divisions, where did he not know what Xue Zhenjun teased?
Miaozhen frowned slightly, and pouted, "You...... You're not a good person! ”
Xue Zhenjun opened his robe and sat down freely, and said: "Good people don't live long these days, and poor people don't live long anymore, so they naturally can't be good people." ”
Seeing that the boat lost its pole and walked along the river, Miao Zhen hurriedly said: "Eh, it's gone, there is no boatman, there is no pole, how can you and I cross the river?" ”
Xue Zhenjun said lazily: "Mrs. Shi doesn't need to panic, I can't say that the two of us can endure a night on this boat, and we will arrive in Shenjing as soon as we open our eyes in the next day." ”
"Nonsense, there are countless reefs in this river, where can I wait for tomorrow morning? I'm afraid I'm going to feed the fish and shrimp in a moment! ”