Hey, hey, I've had a lot of insight today!

It's the first time I've seen someone slap the eunuch's face in front of the two saints!

Tsk, just by listening to the sound, you know how heavy it is.

But ah, this young man is dead!

Not to mention what the saint would think when he saw this meeting, can anyone hit the face of Dai Eunuch?

Zhang An could also guess what the people present were thinking, but he was not afraid at all, well, it was impossible to drop.

"You dead eunuch, do you know that you are very noisy?"

"For the sake of the two big guys today, spare your life, and next time I will quarrel with your third master, be careful of your dog's life!"

Dai Quan, as the confidant of the Emperor Taishang, is one of the top figures among the eunuchs and palace maids in the palace.

The concubines who are idle and unfavored have to bow down and be small in front of him, even if it is the ministers in the court, who dares not to give him three points of thin noodles?

It's good now, he was slapped in the face on the spot, and the other party is just a common person.

If it were a different time and a different place, such a person would not be qualified to stand in front of him, let alone slap him in the face.

But now...

Dai Quan didn't care about Zhang An, but knelt down to the emperor, and said with an aggrieved face: "Emperor, the slave should die, the slave has embarrassed you!" ”

Hmph, see how you continue to be crazy this time!

Emperor Longzheng looked at Zhang An who was looking around in surprise, and waited silently for the Emperor Taishang to play.

Anyway, he can't be the master.

Just watch the show.

As the saying goes: it's up to the owner to beat the dog!

What kind of person is the Emperor, it's no wonder that he can feel comfortable!

If he hadn't wanted to find out what confidence the other party had, he would have ordered someone to do it a long time ago.

"Heh, it's the first time I've met someone who dares to face me in person since I was young."

"If you don't want to kneel, aren't you afraid that I will order to kill all your nine clans?"

"Come, tell me, where did you get the guts of the dog?"

Zhang An pursed his mouth, twisted his neck, and pretended to be calm and said: "Kill it, kill it, what does it have to do with me?" ”

"But if you want me to be tied up and slaughtered, then you think too much."

"I'm a stubborn person, I only kneel down to heaven and earth and grow up with my parents, and nothing else, hehe."

Hey, there's something in that!

Emperor Longzheng didn't make a sound, and planned to continue watching, but saw Zhang An talking again.

"Hey, I said, you invite people to be guests, and don't you say to give a seat and serve tea and hospitality?"

"Is this how you royals are hospitable?"

When Dai Quan saw it, he said in his heart that this kid is a little bolder!

Hehe, I must be crazy, otherwise no one would dare to do this!

But that's fine, when you turn around and receive the order, you will personally lead someone to raid his house, and you have to avenge this slap!

Just when everyone thought that Zhang An would be dragged down and beaten to death by the Emperor Taishang in the next moment, a burst of laughter came.

"Hahaha, interesting!"

"Okay, if you can't satisfy me today, you can wait!"

After the Emperor finished speaking, he waved his hand.

"Someone, move him a seat and serve the imperial tea."

"Hmph, lest people say that our royal rules and etiquette are lacking!"

Dai Quan's face changed, he got up, moved the stool in person, moved it to Zhang An's side, and even served tea with a smile, as if he had forgotten the humiliation just now.

Zhang An pretended to sit down generously, habitually cocked Erlang's legs, and then prepared to smoke a cigarette to calm down.

Damn, I'm so tired of loading a pen!

When he just took out the Huazi he bought in the mall in the afternoon, he didn't even think that he seemed to have taken the initiative to expose it.

"Uh, you're going to have one too?"

"Huh?"

"What is this? What's the use? ”

Seeing this, the Emperor Taishang suddenly perked up and hurriedly asked.

Zhang An's magic tricks immediately attracted the Emperor Taishang.

You know, whenever a stranger enters the palace, he will check it before the audience.

It's nothing else, something like this unfamiliar thing will definitely be put away first, how can it be brought in?

Therefore, the Emperor Taishang was quite sure that some of his guesses might be correct.

Zhang An patted his head and said curtly: "Hey, I almost forgot, smoking is bad for your health!" ”

"This is a cigarette, similar to the cigarette smoked by the people, but it is purer."

"I don't invite you to smoke it, lest there be a eunuch or something saying that I want to harm you."

If Zhang An didn't say the latter words, the Emperor Taishang would not think so.

But now, he's suddenly interested.

"Oh, cigarettes, I haven't smoked them in years."

"It's okay, I really miss that smell."

"Come, Ann boy, give me a try."

As he spoke, Emperor Taishang walked down the dragon collapse directly, ignoring the actions that Emperor Long An and Dai Quan wanted to block.

"So, just one?"

"What's the matter? Hurry up. ”

"Come on, I'll give you something."

The Emperor Taishang learned Zhang An's movements, and lit a cigarette with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Shhh

"Hey, boy, you don't have any smoke! It's too light! ”

Zhang An pouted, and said in his heart that you are a hillbilly who knows a fart.

"Come on, you, this is called pure!"

"Smoke this without coughing!"

The crowd was dumbfounded again.

What's the fuss?

I almost fell out just now, why did it suddenly change now?

Especially the attitude of the emperor, which is a hundred times stronger than the emperor, uh, the concubine!

Dai Quan still has the eyesight, and he ran quickly and brought a stool to put behind the emperor, and sat down respectfully.

"Ann boy, tell me, this kind of thing about you, and what's the matter with you?"

Zhang Anxin knows that what should come will always come.

The initial excuse has to be perfected to get through!

If it weren't for the resistance in his heart to kneel down, he wouldn't have exposed himself.

When you are impulsive, there is a way: if you are willing to cut your body, dare to pull the emperor off the horse!

But after calming down, there was no danger for the time being, and he returned to that ordinary citizen role.

You give me face, and I will give you face.

"That's it?"

When Emperor Taishang saw Zhang An looking at the people around him, he immediately understood.

"Stand down, and let me all retreat outside this hall."

Emperor Long An saw that the Emperor Taishang was even among the people who were driven away, although he knew in his heart that this was for his good, he suddenly stiffened up.

"Father, let them all go down, and the retainer is here to accompany you."

"It just so happens that I want to try what this smoke smells like."

Emperor Taishang frowned slightly, glanced at Emperor Longzheng, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmph, whatever you want."

"Well, don't stand, move a stool and sit on your own."

"Yes, thank you, Father."

The two emperors spoke, and everyone had to walk away no matter how unwilling they were.

After Emperor Long An also drew Huazi, Zhang An began a showdown.

"Frankly, I'm a visitor."

"It is estimated that it should have been convened by the king goddess by chance."

Emperor Longzheng was interested, and asked first: "What about the original Zhang An?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang An hurriedly explained.

"I don't know, I think it should be that I am in place as soon as there is no one."

Emperor Longzheng was temporarily relieved when he heard this.

As long as you don't rob or eat the soul of the original Zhang An, it's good to occupy the magpie's nest again.

"Brother An, do you have anything to do when you come to Dayong?"

Zhang An smiled bitterly: "What are you doing, I, I didn't think about coming." ”

"I only remember being electrocuted by accident, uh, it's similar to the power of thunder, but it's much less powerful than that, and when I wake up, I'll be in this body."

"If I could, I'd like to go back immediately."

Emperor Taishang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked, "In other words, you can go back to the place where you came?" ”

No wonder he's not afraid of death!

"Also, why did your body suddenly recover from illness and be infinitely powerful, and what does this smoke say?"

"That's a good explanation!"

Zhang An said with a smile: "In our place, if a situation like mine is inexplicably in another time and space, it is normal to have a little special compensation." ”

"Wait."

Emperor Taishang suddenly became nervous.

"According to you, there are many people like you in the place where you are, so there are other visitors from outside the world here in Dayong?"

Zhang An knew what they were worried about, and immediately replied: "There is no one else, only one person can cross each time and space, this is the rule." ”

"As for me, I just wait for the end of my life here, or I die, before I can go back directly."

Emperor Taishang and Emperor Longzheng glanced at each other, and each other was a little uneasy in their hearts.

What should such an alternative existence suddenly look like?