Chapter 31: Dry this bowl of potion
Seeing me and Kaka looking at him stunned, the outline couldn't help but smile: "Don't do this, it's actually nothing, it's just a few small pets I have." ”
I pointed to the Xuanfeng parrot that had just flown out and said, "Was it talking to you just now?" It's so human. ”
Da Gang smiled mysteriously and said, "It's normal for parrots to be able to speak human language, there's no fuss." ”
Kaka knocked on the table and said, "You can fool others, but you can't fool me." Your parrot has been enlightened, has opened its mind, and already has a near-human mind, isn't it? ”
When Da Gang heard this, he had to smile bitterly and said, "It's worthy of being a psychic, and nothing can fool you." That's right, I raised a pair of Xuanfeng parrots, named Qiqi and Mome! After being ignited, it already has a human mind. Because of this special ability, I was recruited by your eldest cousin into the Secret Service, which is specifically responsible for gathering intelligence. Kiki and Momo can communicate with all the birds, help me keep an eye on them, spy on the news, and so on. ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but envy: "Wow! This is a great skill! Can you teach me a little bit of this ability, and I will use it to train and train Beiluo Shimen when I go back. ”
Da Gang shook his head and said, "I'm afraid not, just like Kaka was born with yin and yang eyes, my ability is also innate." From an early age, I was able to understand the language of beasts, and I was able to drive them to do things for me. Because of this, I was seen as a monster or a psychopath in my childhood. Fortunately, I encountered a strict situation later, otherwise I would not be where I am today. ”
We were eating, when suddenly a Xuanfeng parrot flew from outside, landed on Dagang's shoulder and whispered. Da Gang nodded and said, "Okay, I know, you go and inform the others, let them watch carefully, and don't act rashly." ”
That Xuanfeng nodded, jumped on the table, and said, "Emma! I've been flying for a long time, I'm starving to death, and I'll go back when I'm full. ”
Ignoring our surprised gaze, he poked his head into Dagang's bowl and began to peck at the rice grains. This Xuanfeng shouted at me while eating, "Hey! Boy, what are you looking at? Have you never seen me so wise, smart, and kind, but my relatives see people, flowers, flowers, and graceful birds? Look again! Look at Lao Tzu and eat your share of rice too! ”
I'm rubbing, this thing is quite slippery, but it's not very friendly to people, and it's quite temperamental. Da Gang introduced: "At this time, Qiqi, the ...... of the male"
"That's right! Lao Tzu is a man! The Xuanfeng parrot named Qiqi said.
Da Gang continued: "The first one to fly over was Kiki's partner, that is, it's something! I'm spoiled by this strange thing, I don't know how to be polite, don't be surprised. ”
At this time, Qiqi was not happy, and jumped to his feet and shouted: "Why are they so strange, it's good if Lao Tzu doesn't blame them for being rude!" Look at the way they look at me, it's like looking at a dish......"
Da Gang slapped the table and said angrily: "Hurry up and work after eating, don't be poor here, believe it or not, it will really make you a dish!" ”
Qiqi shrank his neck in fright, stopped talking, and drank a few large mouthfuls of water before flying away satisfied. Before leaving, he didn't forget to snort at me.
Although Qiqi was very unreasonable, I loved it very much, and I couldn't help but praise it when I looked at its shadow flying out: "It's so fun, it's much more fun than my Beiluo Shimen." ”
Da Gang waved his hand again and again: "It's just a few stupid birds, how can it be compared with Beiluo Shimen, it is a rare civet cat in the world, it takes hundreds of thousands of years to produce such a one, you are content." ”
Hearing him say this, I was very proud in my heart. As soon as the topic changed, he said that his work had come up. I asked him what this so-called secret service does.
Da Gang explained: "Since they are all their own people, it doesn't hurt to tell you." The full name of our organization is 'National Special Events Fifth Secret Service Bureau', which we also call Secret Service for short, or Bureau Five. In fact, it is a semi-military organization that investigates supernatural incidents and cracks down on cult organizations. Why do you want to call such a name, in fact, it is to hide people's eyes! Just like our country's Strategic Missile Forces, which are called the Second Artillery Corps to the outside world, judging from the name, you don't know what it is for, and this is also convenient for us to act. ”
Oh~~~ As soon as I said this, I suddenly realized. So he hurriedly asked, "Then my master is also from your fifth game?" ”
Da Gang shook his head and said, "That's not it, your master is actually from the Religious Association, a master of Esoteric Buddhism." Now all religious associations, whether Buddhist or Taoist, have direct contact with our Fifth Bureau. There are many masters in the five rounds, most of them are recommended by these associations, and many of them are from family families. Exceptions like mine are those who don't have any background. ”
After Dagang's explanation, I also figured out a lot of things. Beneath the surface of this bizarre world, there is actually another world hidden.
In other words, it is not an exaggeration to use the word "rivers and lakes" to describe it. Ordinary people may not be aware of it, only those who are in it can taste it.
After eating, it was getting late, and Dagang said that he still had a task to do, and he had to go back to deal with it first. At the end, he instructed me and Kaka: "Recently, there have been a lot of unidentified people in Jeshi, and there are even Western vampires who are operating in the dark, and it is not peaceful outside. If you don't have any big deals, stay in school and try not to come out. If anything, remember to give me this call. ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a business card and handed it to us, then waved his hand, turned and flagged down a taxi and disappeared into the twilight. Kaka and I waved at his back and turned to walk towards the school.
As soon as I arrived at the school gate, I saw Xie Qi, Zhang Fan, Fat Yong and other members of the Lingxue Club walking outside with a few bags of fruits. Lobo, I heard that you were injured, and we were about to see you, why did you come back? You okay? ”
"yes, what the hell is going on?"
I was grateful, so I said, "I'm fine, it's just a small injury, it's not in the way, let's go back and talk about it." ”
The group came to the Lingxue Club noisily, and saw that Roy and Wu Qingqing were busy, the table was full of various utensils and herbs, and a red copper crucible was bubbling hot, and they didn't know what they were boiling, it always tasted weird, like traditional Chinese medicine, but there was a strange smell.
Seeing us walk in, Roy looked up from the console and said with a smile: "Ah~ Dear Lu, it's so nice to see you still alive." But you'll have to wait a minute, I'm making you some medicine. You must try our Western potions, which will allow you to recover your health as quickly as possible. ”
I stepped forward to take a look at the black juice in the cauldron, coupled with the unacceptable smell, and had to smile, "Thank you very much, but I still want to let the wound heal on its own......"
At this time, Wu Qingqing said: "That's not good, these materials are so hard to find, they can't be wasted, they must be used!" ”
How could this be forced, I was about to politely refuse, Xie Qi and the others said: "I can't live up to the kindness of others, they have been busy here since the morning, and they have been busy all day." ”
The others echoed it, and I saw that it seemed unavoidable, so I reluctantly agreed. Kaka was telling them what happened that night, but when he saw the door opened, Zhu Xiaobei walked in with Beiluo Shimen in her arms. When they saw me, they were amazed, "Oops! It's back! No wonder this cat was disobedient and had to run back, it turned out that the owner had returned! ”
Beiluo Shimen hadn't seen me for almost two days, so he jumped down from Zhu Xiaobei's arms at this time, threw himself into my arms, and licked my face a few times, which can be regarded as saying hello. Then he got into Zhu Xiaobei's arms again, leaving me with a black line, this plague cat, I really can't do anything about it.
Roy and Wu Qingqing cooperated perfectly, and quickly mixed the potion, filled it with a small copper cup the size of a wine cup, handed it to me, and said: "This potion has the effect of building muscle and bones, drink it, and the wound will heal soon." ”
I looked at the suspicious black liquid and had no choice but to close my eyes and pinch my nose and pour it into my throat. The smell felt like a lump of old Xiang, and it almost made me vomit.
However, although this potion is very unpleasant to drink, the effect is very obvious. Within half an hour, I felt an unbearable itch from the wound, and I could feel the new flesh healing at a rate visible to the naked eye. I hurriedly pulled off the gauze and found that the lighter parts of the wounds had disappeared, not even the scars remained, and the heavier parts had begun to redden, as if a force was surging under the flesh.
It's really magical.
After a night, when I woke up the next morning, I found that all the wounds were gone, and the nails that had been worn off had grown together. So I was able to go to class and eat as usual. It's just that I still can't let go of what happened in the hospital that day, so I asked Kaka to send me that picture and put it on my computer to ponder. It's just two or three days later, but I still don't have the slightest clue.
One night three days later, I was on the Internet for a while, and when I saw that it was getting dark, and there was still class tomorrow, I was ready to go to bed. Who knew that when I just turned off the computer, the phone rang, and when I looked at the number, it turned out to be Roy.
As soon as I connected, Roy's anxious voice came from there: "Road! Something happened, could you come to the Spirit Society? I just called Kaka and she'll be back later. ”
I was shocked and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"It's hard to say on the phone, so I'd better trouble you to come in person."
What can make Roy so anxious must be a big deal, so he hurriedly called Xie Qi, and the two went straight to the Spirit Society. When we arrived, we found that everyone else had already arrived, only Wu Qingqing was not there.
Roy looked anxious, his messy head buried in his hands. When he saw me come in, he immediately greeted me and said, "Road! Help me, they kidnapped Qingqing! ”