Emperor Long Zheng ignored Zhang An's joking words, and said angrily: "Brother An, what you just said is so magical, I wonder if I can see the magic of the outer heavens?" ”

Although the latter words were not spoken, Zhang An also understood.

Empty mouth and white teeth, bragging than who can't?

Hearing is false, seeing is believing!

Zhang An thought for a while and said, "Okay, I don't have a gift for you, let you see if the effect is satisfactory or not." ”

"Uh, that, old man, together?"

The Emperor raised his head arrogantly and said, "Hmph, of course together, is it possible that you still want to leave me alone?" ”

In a short time, in a hidden room, a square white cloth hung on the wall.

Emperor Longzheng's face was red, and he looked left and right, and he couldn't sit still.

The Emperor Taishang was not so unbearable, but his attention was also focused on the white cloth, and he would occasionally swallow his saliva secretly.

Faintly, there are some heart-warming sounds quietly coming out, surrounding the room, and everything seems so mysterious.

Two rapid gasps came and went, making the atmosphere in the whole room inexplicably awkward.

Zhang An turned off the projection at the right time, and the ripples on the white cloth disappeared immediately.

This move is like a sword that has just come out of its sheath, but the enemy is gone.

Another example, the pants are all off, and the beauty runs away.

For example, just saw the critical moment, the dog author broke the chapter!

Such a heartless and crazy move provoked the terrible old man of the Emperor Taishang to suddenly be angry!

"Bastard thing, why is it gone, go on!"

The elderly, when they were young, they had so much fun that they cried at that empty space when they were old.

This finally came to a little feeling, it is the critical moment of the old tree to bloom, how can it be abandoned halfway?

"Just saw..., uh, ahem."

Emperor Taishang suddenly found that he was not alone, but he couldn't lose face in front of the emperor, and he was suddenly a little embarrassed.

"Hmph, I see, I can't bear to look at it directly, it's unethical, I don't know what to say!"

"Ann boy, you are still young, don't be too obsessed with women, take a long-term view."

"You can't grasp this kind of evil thing where bad people are innocent, so it's better to leave it to me to deal with."

Phew, people are not old, do you still have that ability?

Zhang An spread his hands and said helplessly: "Come on, this is a thing for home entertainment, and I can't deliver it except that I can watch it." ”

"Besides, it's expensive to enjoy this here in Dayong."

"In just a few moments, I lost five thousand dollars!"

"You have to work hard at the docks, and you can earn it for half a month, you can open your eyes and have a good time, if you want to see it again, you don't know if you have to wait until the Year of the Monkey."

That's right!

In the daily shopping mall, video viewing can be provided, after all, which one does not have a TV computer?

But don't forget, what do you need to watch the film?

Monitors, computer hosts, speakers, resources, and most importantly, power and network signals.

While these can be rented, which ones don't cost anything?

What? Why don't you use your phone?

Gan!

The mall does not rent, only buys, and the lowest price is 20,000 yuan, so I ask you outrageous?

Therefore, to a certain extent, Zhang An was also reluctant to pay, so he stopped.

It's not because I'm afraid of seeing two old men make a fool of myself on the spot!

"Ahem, I'm getting old, I'm not having enough energy, I'm going to rest, go back!"

Why don't you have enough energy?

I'm afraid I can't stand it, go to that thing!

Emperor Longzheng originally wanted to return to the harem immediately, but he was still sober, so he urged Zhang An to go to Qianyuan Palace.

Before he left Tai'an Palace, he heard the Emperor Taishang shouting and sending the beauty over.

Phew, old thing!

I'm not afraid of burping right away!

Beast!

After arriving at the Qianyuan Palace, Emperor Longzheng arranged for tea and then drove everyone else out.

"Okay, Brother An, what did you say about giving me a gift before, well, the film?"

Zhang An shook his head and said, "My brother, didn't you notice that in the film you watched before, the clothes that the girl was wearing...?" ”

"It's pretty, it's tempting, isn't it?"

Emperor Long Zheng nodded involuntarily, looking like he couldn't wait to incarnate as the protagonist to perform on the spot, and it was still reminiscent.

"Wait, what do you mean?"

After seeing Zhang An nodding, Emperor Long Zheng hurriedly said: "Quick, cough cough, Brother An, it's important to get down to business, whether I can have an easy time this winter depends on you." ”

"I know that you need it urgently, brother, and I'll take it out immediately."

"But I have to warn you beforehand that these things will last for a maximum of three days because they are not for my use, and then they will be gone."

"So, hurry up!"

Zhang An took out the prepared women's underwear and stockings, and then said: "I won't delay my brother's big event, I'll send someone to take me out of the palace!" ”

Emperor Longzheng couldn't stop laughing when he heard this, and immediately arranged it.

This time out of the palace is not the same as before!

Zhang An didn't have to go back with his legs, but relied on the face of Xia Shouzhong, the big eunuch, and rode a high-headed horse "snatched" from the palace gate guard, and walked back slowly.

By the way, riding this thing, Zhang An originally thought that archery skills would generally need to be upgraded before they could be used.

But who knew that when he went up, he would be one and man, and he could control it freely, as if the horse was his arm, and he could move as he wanted.

I think this is caused by a bug in the system, after all, which game still needs to learn to ride a horse?

Walking on the road, Zhang An suddenly remembered.

The Emperor Taishang's Tianbao General, why is this name familiar?

I haven't paid attention to it before, but in retrospect now, it seems that this title is Yu Wenhua and, or whose name is it?

No matter what, there will be a big house to live in immediately, and there will be slaves to serve, and it is better to ask for money and money than to fight the street in modern times?

The only pity is that the character can't collapse!

No matter what, you have to find a job to do when you have time!

Otherwise, once he has no use value, those who want to come to the palace will not let him go easily!

By the way, I almost forgot, the main quest!

"Start the main quest!"

"Congratulations on starting the main quest!"

"Main quest: Get rid of all the grievances you had when you watched the Red Mansion and the same people, and give the ill-fated heroines and heroines a warm home."

"Main quest requirements: The noble traverser must not be a licking dog, don't beep blindly if you can do it!"

"Main quest tip: When you are strong enough, you don't need to take the initiative to ask for it, and you will have your own benefits delivered to the door."

"Main quest deviation penalty: The sensitivity of the unspeakable part is increased by 10,000 times!"

It's over, the main quest is a mandatory quest, and there is no choice!

So the question is, what to do?

Get rid of all grievances, this...

Not clear enough!

Zhang An thought about it, when he first saw the Red Mansion fandom, he was extremely disgusted with the Jia family's practices.

There are too many examples, not many words.

Anyway, you can't do enough to clean up those bastards!

Besides, well, what a positive task to give every poor girl a warm home!

Who else but him, the child of destiny, can take on this heavy responsibility?

Proper drops!

As for the requirement that you can't be a licking dog?

Cut, don't you underestimate people!

Don't beep if you can do it?

What does this mean?

Who provoked him, don't talk nonsense, just fight?

It's no problem, it's simple and rude, it's too suitable for a person like him who has difficulty using his brain!

Looking further down, this task prompt might as well not mention it.

God chatters, how can there be such a good thing?

Wait, are you sure this is punishment?

Isn't it an award...

Wrong!!!

The sensitivity has increased by 10,000 times, which means that it may be a little bit small in my heart at a glance, no, it shouldn't be like this.

Yes, it should have just made a wave, and I felt a little bit, and I might vomit on the spot!

Nima, the punishment doesn't have to be so harsh!

I can't describe it in a second, what a punishment for the nest!

"Blind little deflated three, are you looking for death?"

"I didn't see what was hanging on our flag, and I dared to go forward?"

"Get out of the way, or be careful of your dog's life!"

Zhang An glanced at the flag hanging on the carriage and laughed coldly.