"But old pious woman, you can listen to me, this time I didn't kill you, it's your fate, next time I dare to talk nonsense, I won't be as simple as slapping you!"

After speaking, Li Guoqiang also secretly hit a thirst charm on Jia Zhang's body.

It's enough for the old godly woman.

Then he went home with his daughter Xiaohui.

"This dog thing, it's going to threaten people? You won't be allowed to say that your parents are dead? ”

Jia Zhang cursed.

However, fifty yuan was in hand, and Jia Zhang felt that her slap was worth it.

If there were 100 yuan for a slap, she would have intended to receive two more slaps from Li Guoqiang.

This person is cheap, and he owes his life to clean up.

"Alright, let's all disperse!"

Yi Zhonghai saw that Li Guoqiang had lost money, and immediately shouted at his neighbor to go home.

Midnight.

Jia Zhang's mouth felt dry, and the noise was as uncomfortable as if it was on fire.

Immediately lift the kettle - drink it all.

However, it still does not quench its thirst.

Jia Zhang was uncomfortable and went directly to the well outside the door and began to drink the well water.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai happened to get up at night, and Mimihu saw a figure by the well.

This frightened Yi Zhonghai, and the water was put on his shoes.

He was also bold, waiting to walk in and take a look.

It was found that it was Jia Zhang's who drank well water in the middle of the night.

"Old sister-in-law, you can't be sleepwalking, right?"

Yi Zhonghai asked tentatively.

"Uncle Yi, I didn't sleepwalk, I was thirsty!" Jia Zhang's drank water vigorously, like a cow.

"Then you can't drink well water, how unhygienic this is! Go to my house and drink. ”

Yi Zhonghai kindly took Jia Zhang's family back to his home. Yi Zhonghai's family has two rooms, one sleeps and the other makes a fire for cooking.

Aunt Yi was still asleep in bed, and Yi Zhonghai was too embarrassed to disturb, so he led Jia Zhang's to another room to drink water.

However, all this was heard by Li Guoqiang.

"Now you look good!"

With a secret sigh in his heart, Li Guoqiang put on his clothes and followed directly.

After the two entered the house, Li Guoqiang directly locked the door quietly.

In the room, Jia Zhang's drank all the drinking water of Yi Zhonghai's family, and his belly was as big as if he was ten months pregnant.

But I still felt thirsty and uncomfortable, and even my body began to heat up.

"Uncle He, is there still water? Still thirsty, it's so uncomfortable! ”

Jia Zhang grabbed the clothes around his neck and said. It felt like my throat was about to smoke.

"Yes, yes, you wait for me!"

Yi Zhonghai planned to go to the sleeping room to get water for Jia Zhang's to drink.

But when I pushed the door, I found that the door was locked.

"Who, who locked the door?"

Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"Uncle Yi, what are you doing when you are alone with the old goddess in the middle of the night?"

Li Guoqiang sneered.

"Li Guoqiang, don't make trouble, your sister-in-law came in the middle of the night to beg for saliva to drink, you open the door for me!" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"You ask the neighbors if they believe this excuse?"

Li Guoqiang smiled, and then shouted loudly: "Big guy, come out and take a look, Uncle Yi and Jia Zhang's are breaking their shoes!" ”

With Li Guoqiang's shout, the lights of the surrounding neighbors' houses were lit up.

"Li Guoqiang, what are you talking nonsense? My sister-in-law and I are innocent! ”

Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

He is too old, and he has to be wronged by Li Guoqiang.

Isn't this to ruin the innocence of his old age?

Li Guoqiang didn't care how Yi Zhonghai explained, and after a while, the neighbors were almost here.

Even Yan Bugui in the front yard and bangs in the backyard rushed over.

"Li Guoqiang, you woke everyone up in the middle of the night, what the hell is going on?"

Bangs asked unhappily.

Li Guoqiang didn't do a lot of bad things for him back then, even when he was the team leader.

Five years ago, he was arrested for reform because of Li Guoqiang and Aunt Wang.

"Second uncle, you have to ask the first uncle, in the middle of the night, he was in the same room with Jia Zhang's family, and he was caught by me, what is this not a broken shoe?"

Li Guoqiang sneered.

"What? The old sister-in-law is also inside? ”

Bangs still can't believe that the old sister-in-law actually came to Yi Zhonghai's house in the middle of the night?

This thing doesn't seem to be simple, and if you don't break your shoes, I'm afraid you won't be able to get through.

"Lao Liu, don't listen to Li Guoqiang's nonsense, the old sister-in-law just came to my house to drink water under the pretext of drinking water, we are absolutely innocent!" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"Borrow water?"

When Liu Haizhong heard this excuse, he immediately hesitated, obviously not believing it.

How can anyone borrow water to drink in the middle of the night?

You said that you can still talk about the past by borrowing a night pot.

"How is this possible? How can anyone borrow water to drink in the middle of the night, and it will be okay if you don't drink water all night, right? ”

"That's it, I think this uncle and Jia Zhang's are breaking shoes. Even when you're old, you don't even know how to check, it's just immoral! ”

"This Jia Zhang is also a widow, it's normal to be lonely, didn't he go to Silly Zhu's house in the middle of the night a few years ago, but now he has changed to an uncle's house."

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"This Jia Zhang is really all-inclusive, it's too shameless!"

"On the surface, it looks true, but behind the scenes, I didn't expect it to be so crazy."

The surrounding neighbors also talked about it.

said that he did not believe Yi Zhonghai's statement.

At this time, Aunt Yi also got up, and Silly Zhu also rushed over.

"Zhonghai, is the old sister-in-law really in there?"

Aunt Yi asked in disbelief.

In the middle of the night, the three men and widows were in the same room, and they knew what was going to happen.

"The old sister-in-law is here, but it's really not what you think!"

Yi Zhonghai felt that he was at a loss for words now.

Even an aunt doesn't believe that they are in the same room in the middle of the night just to beg for a drink, let alone other people.

"Uncle Yi, how can you let me say hello! If this news spreads, I'm afraid the reputation of our compound will stink! ”

Silly Zhu also said angrily.

Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai broke his shoes in the middle of the night and was discovered by Li Guoqiang.

If this spreads, it will definitely be laughed at by others.

"Grandma, are you really in there?"

The Terrier shouted into the room.

"Terrier, open the door quickly, grandma's throat is about to smoke, quickly find water for grandma!"

Jia Zhang's voice came from inside. This made the stick terrier feel like he had lost all his face.

How can I have such a grandmother who doesn't know how to check? and his mother Qin Huairu, too, is old, and it seems that she still has to be with Silly Zhu.

"You're so easy to deceive when I'm a child? Why are you so shameless, I don't have a grandma like you! ”

The stick terrier scolded angrily.

then walked away directly, regardless of Jia Zhang's life or death.

Tang Yanling's expression is also very complicated, what kind of strange thing is this family? The mother of the stick terrier, Qin Huairu, has an unclear relationship with Silly Zhu, forget it.

Now his grandmother actually has a leg with someone else, and she broke her shoes in the middle of the night?

This made Tang Yanling hesitate, wondering if she should continue with the stick terrier?

She is not afraid that the stick terrier is poor now, but she is afraid that someone will point at her and scold her. After all, this era is still very conservative, and reputation is too important.

"Lao Yi! What are you asking me to say about you? How could you do such a thing? ”

Yan Bugui also stepped forward and counted Yi Zhonghai.

These people who are buried in the loess to their necks, do they want to stink their reputation into the ground?

"Old Yan! Open the door quickly, my sister-in-law and I are really innocent! ”

Yi Zhonghai was powerless to explain.

Then Yan Bugui stepped forward and opened the door.

However, when everyone saw the scene in the room, they almost lost their big teeth in shock.

I saw that Jia Zhang's clothes were not neat, especially the clothes on the neckline were about to be torn, and his belly was as high as if he was pregnant in October.

"This, this?"

Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked.

Could it be that one night, Yi Zhonghai made Jia Zhang's belly bigger?

That's awesome, isn't it?

"Is Aunt Zhang pregnant, why is her belly so big?"

The three mothers said curiously.

It's all too old, it's impossible to get pregnant!

"Lao Yi, what kind of sin have you created? If Aunt Zhang is pregnant, how do I see you explaining? ”

Bangs were angry.

It was the first time he had seen such a ridiculous thing.

"No way, it has nothing to do with me, I'm just borrowing her for a drink!"

Yi Zhonghai was also dumbfounded, and could only explain helplessly.

However, the way everyone looked at him became strange. It turned out that not being able to conceive a child was not Yi Zhonghai's problem, but an aunt's problem.

Yi Zhonghai is so brave now, he can actually make Jia Zhang's belly bigger in one night.

It's just a joke for everyone, but the eyes of the masses are still bright.

"I'm so thirsty! I can't stand it anymore! ”

Jia Zhang shouted as if he was crazy, and his mouth was bubbling with hot air.

Then he immediately rushed to the outer door, wanting to continue drinking from the well.

However, everyone saw that his belly was so big, of course they couldn't let her drink, so they intercepted her.

Jia Zhang, who had no water to drink, was uncomfortable.

I tore a lot of clothes off my body.

Then he saw Yi Zhonghai's night pot, and immediately rushed over and raised his head to drink.

It's disgusting to the neighbors.

Some of those who have poor psychological quality can bear it and vomit directly. I'm afraid this Jia Zhang is crazy, and he can drink the urine in the night pot as water?

And Yi Zhonghai is also powerful, can he also do it to someone with such a heavy taste as Jia Zhang's?

"Old sister-in-law, don't drink it, that's not water!"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly shouted.

There is even fecal water in it, this old sister-in-law's taste is too heavy, right?

However, where did Jia Zhang listen at this moment, and drank it all in one go, disgusting the neighbors.

Spit vomit, vomit vomit.

"Silly pillar, hurry, hold down the old sister-in-law!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to step forward at this moment, and immediately ordered the stupid pillar.

The stupid pillar is also the head iron, and he takes Yi Zhonghai's orders as a holy decree.

Without saying a word, he rushed forward, trying to control Jia Zhang's family.

But Jia Zhang's is crazy now, and his strength is not small, and he actually overturned the stupid pillar.

A lot of dung water got on the stupid pillar's face. This stupid pillar is disgusting.

"Silly Zhu, don't be afraid! You didn't grow up drinking dung, haven't you gotten used to it? ”

Xu Damao scoffed.

Silly Zhu didn't drink less fecal water before.

What does the fecal water smell like, the stupid pillar has the most right to speak.

"Fuck off your uncle, you grew up drinking dung, don't make trouble if you don't help!"

Silly Zhu was angry.

Then continue to press Jia Zhang's.

"Da Mao, go and help! This aunt looks like she's not lightly ill! ”

Qin Jingru also opened his mouth and said uneasily.

Later, Jia Zhang's family was tied up under the control of the three of them.

"I'm so thirsty! I want to drink water, I want to drink water. Jia Zhang was tied to the ground, still struggling, screaming frantically.

This made everyone suddenly look creepy.

It seems that this Jia Zhang is indeed very ill. Maybe Jia Zhang's really borrowed water from Yi Zhonghai to drink.

"Old pious woman, you can pretend? Pretending to be crazy and stupid is your forte, and if you fool others, you can't fool me! ”

"Say, what did you and Uncle Yi do in there?"

Li Guoqiang asked with a sneer.

This old pious woman still wants to fight with herself, and she can make her suffer every day.

"Water, I want water—"

Jia Zhang ignored Li Guoqiang, still shouting frantically.

"Aunt Zhang, I'm sorry!"

Silly Zhu dug up a scoop of fecal water, threw it directly on Jia Zhang's head, and drenched her.

This made Jia Zhang's quiet down.

For these abnormal things, silly Zhu, Xu Damao is extremely experienced.

This is fecal water to cure diseases, and it is inviolable from all diseases!

After a scoop of fecal water went down, the talisman on Jia Zhang's body did lose its effect, which made Jia Zhang's much more comfortable.

The throat is also not dry and uncomfortable.

"Mom? Are you okay? ”

Qin Huairu was almost faceless to ask.

What is this Jia Zhang's crazy again?

I woke up the neighbors in the middle of the night, and I was so embarrassed that I went home.

"Silly pillar, you dare to splash me with dung? See if I don't clean you up! ”

Jia Zhangshi smelled the foul smell of feces on his body, and looked at the stupid pillar holding a dung scoop in his hand.

Immediately knew that it was a stupid pillar who did it.

"Aunt Zhang, I can't help it! How sick were you just now? ”

Silly Zhu explained.

Jia Zhang realized that his throat was dry, but his stomach was bulging. Like 10 months pregnant, the swelling was very uncomfortable.

"She's not sick, it's all deliberately pretended to be broken with Yi Zhonghai!"

Li Guoqiang fell into the stone road.

He didn't want to just let go of Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai. Aren't they going to pit their own money?

That would ruin their reputation, even though they don't have a good reputation anymore.

"Yes! This Jia Zhang often pretends to be crazy and stupid, maybe he deliberately pretends to be in order to get rid of the matter of breaking shoes with an uncle! ”

"I feel the same, otherwise who would borrow water in the middle of the night to drink?"

"This Jia Zhang's is really hard enough, in order to clear up the relationship, he even dares to drink the urine in the pot at night!"

"Is there anything that Jia Zhang can't do?"

"Also, there's nothing she can't do!"

“……”

The surrounding neighbors talked about it.

They all looked at Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang with disgust

These two old and unscrupulous people actually did such shameless things in the middle of the night.

Still want to pretend to be crazy and stupid?

"Li Guoqiang, what nonsense are you talking about? Aunt Zhang is like this? Can it still be pretended? ”

Silly Zhu was angry.

"There's something she can't do, drinking fecal water is a piece of cake! Otherwise, can you explain why she showed up at Uncle Yi's house in the middle of the night? She doesn't have water in her own home? ”

Li Guoqiang said, and then looked at Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle Yi, you are a respected elder in our compound!" Why are you so shameless? This is not ruining the reputation of our compound! ”

"Yes, Lao Yi, if this matter spreads to the ears of other compounds, how can we see people in the Red Star Courtyard!" Yan Bugui also chimed in.

It's a shame.

Yi Zhonghai felt that he had no face to see.

Because Jia Zhang's family made such a fuss, he was also detained with the reputation of breaking shoes with her. Jia Zhang's can even drink urine and feces from the overnight pot, and he actually broke her shoes?

Isn't he seriously ill!

I'm afraid that the innocence of my life will be ruined in the hands of Jia Zhang!