Chapter 226 Yi Zhonghai met a late wife, and the stupid pillar picked up the Fushou snail
And now Jia Zhang's and the stick terrier have left the courtyard.
After Jia Zhang's family was rectified by Li Guoqiang last time, he didn't dare to live in the courtyard.
She felt that the courtyard was very evil and unclean.
First, he was bitten by a mouse, and then he suddenly lost his voice and was treated by the tongue cutting of Xili Lake.
As a result, she is now mute.
But that's fine, when she goes out to ask for food, others see her as pitiful, and she may give a little more money.
She felt that she was going to stay any longer, and I was afraid that her life would have to be confessed here.
When Jia Zhang's left, Yi Zhonghai naturally came back.
And with the help of Silly Zhu, he also met Widow Yang.
However, this matter accidentally reached Li Guoqiang's ears, which made Li Guoqiang laugh.
How old is this uncle this year, the loess is buried in his nose and eyes, and he still wants to find a wife?
You can't do it, can you mock it?
"Yo, Uncle Yi is busy!"
Li Guoqiang was idle after dinner, and came to walk around in front of Yi Zhonghai's house.
Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai took his sleeve and wiped the dust on the table, which shows how attentive he is to this meeting.
"Li Guoqiang, don't make trouble for me, where should I go!"
Yi Zhonghai said angrily.
How could he not know what Li Guoqiang was here for?
I'm not here to make trouble, I'm probably here to laugh at him!
"Uncle Yi, this is your mistake!"
"I passed by to greet you, why aren't you happy?"
"Do you want me to tell Aunt Yang about the glorious deeds of you and the old goddess in the middle of the night?"
Li Guoqiang said with a smile.
This can make Yi Zhonghai angry.
Sure enough, this Li Guoqiang is here to break his mouth.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.
"What nonsense am I talking about? Everyone in our compound has seen this!"
"Do you still want to admit it?"
Li Guoqiang sneered.
Does Yi Zhonghai still want to marry a daughter-in-law?
It's really a toad sleeping frog, and it's ugly and quite flowery!
It's all old, and you still haven't given up?
The surrounding neighbors heard Li Guoqiang and Yi Zhonghai arguing, and immediately gathered around to watch the excitement.
"Today I have a guest in my house, and I don't have the same knowledge as you!"
Yi Zhonghai saw that a lot of neighbors came in an instant, and he suddenly didn't want to argue with Li Guoqiang too much.
lest Widow Yang come after a while, and see that he has a discordant relationship with his neighbor, and it will be troublesome if he does not marry him.
"See the blind date, right?"
"Uncle Yi, what's so embarrassing about this, although Aunt Yi has only been gone for more than two years, you can't always not marry, right?"
"After all, the old pious woman is also gone, the night is long, how lonely you are!"
Li Guoqiang continued.
This can make Yi Zhonghai's nose crooked.
"Li Guoqiang, you dog, it's endless, marrying a daughter-in-law is my freedom, what's your business?"
"Later, if you dare to talk nonsense, I'm not done with you!"
Yi Zhonghai blew his beard and glared.
Looks like he's a little interesting to Widow Yang?
"Why do you just say two words, you are in a hurry, uncle?"
"Aunt Yang maybe doesn't care about this of yours? I just want you to leave later, and this house is hers!"
….
Li Guoqiang continued to laugh.
"Don't fart, Yang Aihua is not that kind of person!" Yi Zhonghai retorted.
"Not that kind of person? And what does she like about you?"
"Like you're old? Like you're an old family with no children and no daughters?"
Li Guoqiang said.
He didn't believe that Aunt Yang just liked Yi Zhonghai.
There must be a plan.
After all, the older a woman is, the more calculating she is.
It is impossible not to look at the pros and cons.
It is estimated that Yi Zhonghai has two houses, and he is still an eighth-level fitter, and he will have a little salary when he retires in the future.
Li Guoqiang's words can make Yi Zhonghai angry.
Especially when I heard Li Guoqiang say that he was out of business.
Hearing these words, Yi Zhonghai immediately became angry.
"You dog, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"
"What's wrong with my age?"
"I at least have a conscience, unlike you, you don't even have a conscience."
"What's the use of you making that much money?"
Yi Zhonghai scolded angrily.
Li Guoqiang is rich and has been praised in newspapers several times, but they can't get any light.
"You have a conscience, and God will let you have no children and no daughters?"
"You're a hypocrite, how much have you helped everyone over the years?"
"What did you do besides gathering people to donate money?"
"On the contrary, your good reputation has been taken away from you, and you are embarrassed to say that you have a conscience?"
Li Guoqiang laughed.
This provoked a lot of discussion among the neighbors.
"That's it, Uncle Yi has been talking about neighbors helping each other over the years, and I haven't seen him help anyone, but the one who helps the most is to help Jia's family."
"Yes! That's still for the sake of his own son, and he has a plan!"
"Back then, I really thought that Uncle Yi had a good conscience, but in the end I found out that he hoped that Silly Zhu would help him support his old age!"
"Now that Silly Zhu lives in his house and marries Qin Huairu, can he not provide for him?"
"That's a good plan! What a hypocrisy!"
「……」
The neighbors chattered.
I feel that Yi Zhonghai is not a good person, and everything he does is for the sake of retirement in the future.
"Uncle Yi, what's the matter?"
Not far away, Silly Zhu picked up Widow Yang.
I didn't expect to see such a lively scene in front of my house, and I couldn't help but be a little surprised.
It seems that these people are counting down the uncle.
Behind the silly pillar was an old woman of about sixty or seventy.
This old woman's small eyes and pointed chin are comparable to those of the deaf old ladies in the past.
Looking at the appearance is the master who can calculate.
"Zhuzi, you take Aunt Yang to sit in the house for a long time!"
Yi Zhonghai said with a greeting.
I don't want Li Guoqiang and others to spoil his good deeds.
"Uncle Yi, why are you in such a hurry?"
"You're all on a blind date, let the neighbors see it!"
Li Guoqiang said with a smile.
"Li Guoqiang, don't make trouble for me!"
Yi Zhonghai said angrily, and then looked at Widow Yang and suddenly smiled again.
"Aihua, you sit down quickly, these neighbors come to see the excitement, don't bother with them!"
Saying that, Yi Zhonghai asked Widow Yang to go to the house.
"Aunt Yang, there are some things you know before you go in!"
….
"In the past, Uncle Yi didn't do a lot of dirty things, just share a room with Jia Zhang's three watches in the middle of the night, but he still lies on Qin Huairu's kang, you have to be careful!"
"Don't get on the thief ship!"
Li Guoqiang reminded.
Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai are Li Guoqiang's most annoying people, if this Aunt Yang really looks at Shan Yi Zhonghai, then it is estimated that she will have to be unlucky in the future.
Don't say he didn't warn him.
"Li Guoqiang, what do you mean?"
"I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage, what does an uncle find a wife to do with you?"
"You're still here
Nonsense? Mouth full of feces?" Silly Zhu said angrily.
The matter of the first uncle lying on the kang of Qin Huairu, and later the first uncle explained it clearly to the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu also believed that Yi Zhonghai was framed by someone, which led to a misunderstanding.
I didn't expect Li Guoqiang to bring up the old thing again?
Isn't this a good thing to deliberately sabotage Uncle Yi and Aunt Yang?
"Silly Zhu, you eat the most dung water in the whole compound, right? Why are you embarrassed to say such a thing?"
"Don't you know what dung smells like better than I do?"
"And I'm thinking about you too! Aren't you afraid that Uncle Yi will leave with his legs in a few years, and the house will be Aunt Yang's?"
"Sweeping you out of the house then?"
Li Guoqiang smiled, this stupid pillar doesn't know what he's thinking?
This Aunt Yang is much younger than Uncle Yi. Definitely walking behind an uncle.
If Yi Zhonghai leaves, this house will definitely belong to Aunt Yang.
And Aunt Yang has no blood relationship with Silly Zhu, and she also has her own children.
The probability of sweeping them out of the house is very high.
This guy can't even think of that?
"Fart, you don't talk nonsense, Aunt Yang is not this kind of person!"
"Aunt Yang, this is what I told you, the most unconscionable person in our compound."
"Although the family has money, he won't pay a penny when his neighbors are in trouble, and his mouth is still lacking in morality, so he will deal less with this kind of person in the future.
Silly Zhu said angrily.
Aunt Yang didn't say anything, and then walked into the house with Yi Zhonghai and the others.
Yi Zhonghai closed the door directly.
Seeing that Aunt Yang didn't listen to persuasion, Li Guoqiang didn't say anything more.
Went straight home.
The rest of the neighbors also left with a lot of talk. When Aunt Yang came out again, she was full of smiles.
It seems that Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yang had a good conversation.
Is this really happening?
Li Guoqiang was a little surprised.
"Aihua, then say so, I'll pick a good day in a few days, and I'll go to your compound!"
Yi Zhonghai said with a smile.
It seems that things have been settled.
"Okay!"
Aunt Yang said with a smile, and then left the compound under the escort of Silly Zhu.
Aunt Yang didn't listen to Li Guoqiang's persuasion because she was interested in Yi Zhonghai's house and his income.
Although she also has two houses in the compound next door, the children have grown up, and the house is obviously not enough to live in.
They all discussed getting her out.
Because Yang Aihua's reputation in the courtyard next door is not very good, compared with Jia Zhang's.
It just so happens that there are two houses in Yi Zhonghai.
And the pay is not bad.
When Yi Zhonghai is gone, won't the house be hers?
….
If she is happy, she will let the stupid pillar live with them, and if she is not happy, let them go.
Moreover, Yi Zhonghai's salary also promised to give her twenty yuan a month.
Isn't that better than being alone?
So even if Li Guoqiang said that Yi Zhonghai is not a good person, Aunt Yang doesn't care.
After all, it is not Yi Zhonghai who she is interested in, but his conditions.
"Wife! You won't blame me in the Heavenly Spirit, will you? I think you can understand me!"
Yi Zhonghai secretly said in his heart.
Then he went back to the house.
The next day, when Li Guoqiang came back from work, he made a pot full of spicy snails for the family.
This is all rewarded by the system, and it is wasted if you don't eat it.
This wafting fragrance made Yi Zhonghai's stupid family drool.
Fortunately, they are not as shameless as Jia Zhang's, and they have to scold Li Guoqiang if they can't eat.
Just looking at the steamed bun in his hand, he suddenly felt that it was not fragrant.
"Eat a snail
What's so good about it? I'll get some tomorrow and I'll eat it!"
Silly Zhu spoke.
Because he also found a lot of snails in a canal, and they were not small.
However, what Silly Zhu didn't know was that this was no ordinary snail.
Rather, it is a new invasive species, the Fushou snail. (There should be a snail in the north now, but it probably didn't have one before, because it is tropical.) This seems to be unique to the south, it's called a big bottle snail, and some places are called stone snails! It should be hard to find in the north! Here's an introduction!
! )
There are a lot of parasites in this snail. If you don't get it right, you'll die.
However, the stupid pillar doesn't hear anything outside the window, how can he know that this kind of snail can't be eaten?
I think he's a lot bigger than a snail. Meat is estimated to be a lot.
"Don't spend money indiscriminately, the matter between Uncle Yi and Aunt Yang is estimated to require some money!"
Qin Huairu admonished.
"Yes, don't worry!"
Silly Zhu responded.
The next day, Silly Zhu picked up the Fushou snail in the canal.
After returning home, he made ingredients and let Qin Huairu turn the pot.
It didn't take long for a large plate of snails to be made.
After all, Silly Zhu was also a chef before, so the sauce-flavored snails made by Qin Huairu also tasted good, and the fragrance was overflowing.
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The fragrance wafting out attracted the bangs and the second aunt.
"Yo, Lao Yi, your family is eating snails? It's so delicious!"
Liu Haizhong said with a smile, and suddenly his mouth was greedy. How could Yi Zhonghai not understand the meaning of the bangs?
Don't you just want to eat a piece?
"Silly Zhu got it back, Lao Liu, have you eaten? If you haven't eaten it, let's eat some of it!"
Yi Zhonghai warmly entertained Liu Haizhong.
After all, Yan Bugui and Li Guoqiang are in the same group, and now he is the only one who depends on Liu Haizhong.
Otherwise, none of them alone would be Li Guoqiang's opponent.
"Then you're welcome!"
Bangs smiled and walked in.
and the second aunt also joined the camp of eating Fushou snails.
After sucking the snails, take another sip of old wine, this taste is simply too pleasant.
….
However, before he felt comfortable, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach.
"Mine go to a hut!"
Yi Zhonghai suddenly covered his stomach and said.
He thought it was just plain uncomfortable.
"This old Yi, I think I'm afraid to drink with me, so I'm going to hide from it!"
Bangs said with a smile.
"Come, second uncle, I'll drink with you!" Silly Zhu said with a smile.
Then clink glasses with bangs.
It's a pity that Silly Zhu didn't drink with his bangs for a while, and he suddenly felt sick to his stomach.
Even the second aunt and Qin Huairu also had symptoms such as abdominal pain and diarrhea.
"Silly pillar, where did you get this snail? It's not poisonous, is it?"
Bangs clutched his stomach and said.
If Lao Yi is uncomfortable alone, forget it, if they are uncomfortable, there must be something wrong with this snail.
"Wouldn't it? This is a normal snail, how can it be poisonous?"
Silly Zhu was also puzzled for a while, puzzled.
But if it's not the snail, it can't be the wine, right?
"Ouch, it hurts, I can't hold it back!"
Liu Haizhong originally wanted to wait for Yi Zhonghai to come back and then go to the thatched house, but he couldn't help it anymore because of the discomfort in his stomach.
I'm going to go to the hut now.
Poof-
However, before they had taken two steps, everyone heard a string of strings
The sound came out.
The bangs were pulled directly in the trouser pocket.
This can lose the old face in the bangs.
The most important thing is that Li Guoqiang was enjoying the shade not far from the door and saw the embarrassment in his bangs.
Immediately smiled and walked over slowly.
"Second uncle, why do you keep pulling in your trouser pocket?"
"I can't tell your son to come back and take care of you!" Li Guoqiang sneered.
Then I looked into the room and saw a lot of snails on the table, and these snails turned out to be Fushou snails.
This shocked Li Guoqiang.
These people are so bold!
Dare to eat Fushou snails?
This thing has a lethal rate.
It was also in these two years that Fushou snail entered the country. These people are really ignorant.
But that's enough for them.
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