Chapter 23: A Chicken
Wei Qing had a toothache in anger, bowed his head sullenly and sat down again, and couldn't help but curse in his heart...... Just happened to save Lao Tzu to waste saliva.
At this time, the prisoner who had been exiled with Wei Qingci stood up and began this alternative self-introduction:
"Gao Wanxi, twenty-five years old this year, a native of the capital, was assigned to the border for theft."
The old wine head lowered his face: "What did you steal?" It can't be a, right? ”
Flower thieves have always been the most shameful, even in the moth camp, which is full of prisoners, they are the most despised existence.
This is also one of the reasons why Wei Qingci was excluded and disgusted by everyone.
Of course, everyone thought that he was an 'unsuccessful 'attempt' to pick flowers for the princess......
Gao Wanxi hurriedly explained: "No, I just stole a piece of jade pendant from Master Zhao's house in the capital." ”
It's just that this piece of jade is very valuable....
The old wine man's face softened slightly, and he turned his head to look at the squinting young man.
Wei Qingci and Jia Langzhong sneered in their hearts, the Gao Wanxi in front of them was the prisoner who often grabbed little Lori steamed buns on the way to exile.
At this time, the squinting young man stood up: "Shentu Zhengrong, sixteen years old, from Jingzhou, killed someone." ”
Everyone was shocked...... How dare you kill someone at such a young age?!
Wei Qingci was on the way to exile, and he once rested at the post station on the official road in Jingzhou, that is, he met Tu Fei there, but he didn't enter the city.
The old wine head also came to a hint of interest, smacked the wine, and asked, "Reason for killing?" And your surname is rare. ”
"The Shentu family is the largest gang in Jingzhou, and I am the illegitimate son of the head of the family, because I stabbed my half-brother and several domestic servants to death, and finally I was afraid of being retaliated against by the Shentu family, so I simply volunteered to come to the border to avoid trouble."
“……”
Ruthless stubble...... Everyone had a big change in their impression of this squinting-eyed and handsome young man.
looks so delicate and harmless, he is actually a murderer, and he killed his own brother, and they all have a trace of jealousy and fear for this young man surnamed Shentu.
Wei Qingci even cried out in his heart: "Squinting eyes are really monsters, this law does not change in any world......
Gao Wanxi even moved to the side with a pale face, feeling a trace of fear and chill at the young man sitting next to him.
The old wine head praised two sentences: "Even my brother dares to kill, his temperament is ruthless enough, and he should be able to live a few more days on the battlefield." ”
Shentu Zhengrong didn't care about everyone's attitudes and opinions, sat back in his chair and smiled, looking extraordinarily harmless,
Next, it was Jia Langzhong's turn to introduce his identity and origin, Wei Qingci sat next to him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook slightly.
Jia Langzhong stood up and scratched his head, his tone was full of grievances and helplessness: "Actually, I was wronged......"
"Break your leg with any more nonsense." The old wine head said impatiently, and took two sips of wine by the way.
"Jia Yao, sixteen years old, from the capital, his family has practiced medicine for generations, and a rich man bought my ancestral magic medicine, but he died."
The old wine head was very addicted to wine, so he picked up the orange gourd again and took a sip of wine, and exhaled a mouthful of wine with satisfaction:
"Your name is good, it is worthy of the name, fake drugs kill people..... it is not wronged."
Along the way, I listened to Jia Langzhong boasting about his family's medical history, and Wei Qingci, whose ears were almost calloused, knew that this kid would definitely not be able to bear this.
Sure enough, Jia Langzhong's face flushed: "The old man who bought the medicine is sixty or seventy years old, and he came to buy my magic medicine seriously, and he has a hammer relationship with me when he dies, my family has practiced medicine for generations, saving lives and helping countless wounded, and my grandfather was the imperial doctor of the palace......"
The old wine man's face became darker and darker, interrupting the nonsense of the kid in front of him: "What kind of medicine are you selling?" ”
"Tiger Whip, one pill makes you domineering and leaky, two pills make you invincible in the world, three pills protect you from the sky, I think you are quite old, do you want to have a few pills......"
Jia Langzhong suddenly committed an occupational disease, and began to sell his own miracle medicine.
The old wine head twitched cheekily, and got up directly with a big-eared scraper: "It's a bad thing." ”
Why did Su Zhutou say this, and the old drunkard also said so, my family's magic medicine is very effective...... Jia Langzhong covered his face aggrievedly.
Funny, even if this old man really needs your magic medicine, if you ask in public like this, can he pull down his face? …… Wei Qingci hurriedly pulled his friend to sit down, otherwise the old man would have to peel off his skin.
Shen Tu Zheng looked at the two with a grin, as if he was very interested in them.
was troubled by Jia Langzhong's living treasure, and then the atmosphere in the field became strangely better.
The old wine head opened the oiled paper on the table, and inside was a fragrant roast chicken.
The stomachs of the four of them cried almost at the same time, and they reacted that from the time they got up to the present, they still hadn't eaten a single rice.
The old wine head glanced at the four of them:
"No matter what your identity was before, but from today on, you are just a soldier under Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu told you to go east and not west, so that you are not allowed to sit while standing, understand?"
The four of them stared at the fragrant roast chicken and nodded hurriedly.
Wei Qingci remembered the pain of being dominated by the 'leader's speech' every time he had a meeting in his hometown......
The old wine head was satisfied with their attitude, and continued:
"If you want to survive on the battlefield, you must treat your comrades-in-arms around you as siblings, and you must give each other's backs to each other."
Wei Qingci and the three of them subconsciously looked at Shentu Zhengrong...... This thing stabbed his own hands and siblings to death.
Shentu Zhengrong smiled, he was very delicate and harmless, and the sunny one was the same as the boy next door.
"People don't live up to me, I don't live up to people."
If you want to get ahead in the army, you have to form a party for personal gain... Phew, make friends...... Wei Qingci also threw out kindness:
"Your name is too troublesome, how about calling you Zhengrong in the future?"
"I prefer Shentu." Shen Tu Zheng smiled and said, "This sounds more imposing." ”
At this time, the atmosphere in the stadium became more harmonious.
The old wine head reached out and tore off a wing, and took the lead in handing it to Gao Wanxi:
"You kid is quite clever, but he is a little too timid, and he will be responsible for finding out the news and sentry in the team in the future."
Gao Wanxi nodded hurriedly and devoured the fragrant chicken wings.
"You kid is a ruthless man, and he will be the main thug in the team in the future." The old wine head tore off the whole chicken thigh again and handed it to Shen Tu Zhengrong.
As for the other chicken thigh, he handed it to Jia Langzhong with a dark face: "The little cub is stupid, but the medical skills are barely useful." ”
At this time, the fragrant roast chicken is only left with one wing and the whole body.
Wei Qingci saw this on the sidelines, and thought thoughtfully:
"The old drunkard is analyzing our personalities, and wants us to find our own position on the battlefield in the future, and then help each other and strive to survive."
"And this distribution makes some sense, Gao Wanxi is a lewd mid-laner, responsible for involving the enemy, just do a good job of sight."
"Lang Zhong is an assistant to return blood, and Shen Tu is fierce, just enough to be a murderous order."
"Then I, the wild king, will grasp the rhythm, and the old drunkard will be a 'shooter' with combat power output by himself, and when he goes to the battlefield in the future, the lineup of this group is okay."
Thinking about this, Wei Qing stared at the last chicken wing.
At this time, the old wine head pinched off the chicken butt and handed it over: "You scum is an unreliable goods at first glance, following our ass to do chores, and occasionally picking up a person's head for you to earn some military merits." ”
Wei Qingci: "??! ”
Shame!
Wei Qingci thinks that this is the biggest humiliation he has received since he came to this world, except for the 'picking up soap' incident, and there is no one!
Although the jungler must first be obscene before it develops, and in the end it is only responsible for harvesting the remnants of the blood.
But, doesn't Dalong have no face at all?!
Team economy, control the pace of the battle, it doesn't matter at all?
Lao Tzu is such an important talent, are you looking down on me? …… Wei Qing was furious.
Besides, he does like chicken butts, but he doesn't like to eat chicken butts.
He was about to escape on the way to exile, but he was instructed by the machine spirit... It is recommended that coming to the army is the fastest way to get home.
Wei Qingci also figured it out, collecting heavenly materials and earth treasures to repair the summoning mirror with the power of one person is definitely not as fast as after the high power, and his subordinates have a lot of manpower and intelligence to collect.
Therefore, he must seize every opportunity to climb to the upper echelons of the army, scavenge treasures to step onto the peak of martial arts, and then repair the spirit treasure, and return to his hometown to find his parents and sister.
But you, an old drunkard, let me pick up heads?
It is not the year of the monkey that Ma Yue can accumulate enough military exploits to become a military boss!
Wei Qingci's heart was furious, and his face was expressionless.
The old wine head frowned, and slapped the table with his other hand: "Not convinced? Bear with me! ”
Jia Langzhong's eyes were glaring, and he was about to get up and stand on his friend's side, he also thought that this distribution was unfair, and his friend was definitely countless times stronger than the shameless Gao Wanxi who snatched the child's food.
Wei Qingci hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab this righteous boy, took the chicken butt and stuffed it into his mouth with a smile, and praised: "It's so fragrant." ”
A bigwig in his hometown once said: If you want to get ahead, you must first learn to be a man with your tail between your legs.
It's not a big deal to eat a chicken butt and be looked down upon, so offending the grumpy old drunkard in front of you outweighs the loss
But in order to go home, I will do whatever it takes, and whoever dares to stand in my way is an enemy of life and death...... Wei Qingci swore in his heart:
Even if I die, I must return to my hometown before my soul is gone, and see my parents and sister for the last time!
The evoking mirror in his arms was slightly hot, as if in response to his oath......