Chapter 3 I want to finish it, but I can't pee enough! 【New Book Asks for Everything】
"Anyway, let's be filming, I met my sister on the plane I went to, so you still don't know him."
"First meeting." Guo Degang nodded.
"The two of them are sitting together, and it looks good for the master to sit on the side, and the master is sitting here." Wang Yunfei gestured left and right in two places, and then put his hands together and said uncomfortably.
"My master was also unwell that day, his stomach was swollen, and he got up in the morning and drank a box of Coke on an empty stomach."
"Good fellows."
"It's almost late when you think of the airport, you fly like you run, and you sit down with the anger in your stomach, you have no choice but to cover your mouth and nose, afraid that the gas will come out from above."
As soon as he said that, Wang Yunfei behind the microphone was also happy, "The top didn't come out, but it ran down, and what a smart person my master is." ”
"Then I'm smarter than the average person!" Guo Degang stood next to him, looking like he wanted to see what the child said.
"Huh."
Suddenly, Wang Yunfei played the role of the master reaching out to shoot people, "This beauty, I Guo Degang said cross talk, and now I am acting in a TV series, I will learn ventriloquism." ”
"What are you talking about?"
"Listen to me."
"Puff puff~~"
Hahahaha!
In the laughter, Guo Degang couldn't listen to it, "This is called ventriloquism?" ”
"Forty minutes."
"Forty minutes?"
Wang Yunfei squinted his eyes and touched his hands everywhere, "Eh, beauty, where are you?" Why can't I see you anymore? ”
"What the hell is this unleashing, such a blur of eyes."
"Looking ahead, the flight attendant has already put on her parachute, if not, let's jump."
"Not really." Guo Degang was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand.
"When the dust settles, my master asked, beauty, how was my ventriloquist just now?"
"What did she say?"
"That's good, but your mouth stinks a little."
"Is this a matter of mouths?"
"Leave the phone, the two of them will get acquainted with each other, and if you talk about it, my master will chase my future master." Wang Yun flew to the master beside him and gestured.
And Guo Degang looked at his apprentice the whole time, because of what he said, his ability has risen recently.
"But you also know that girls are not easy to deal with, especially beautiful girls have the most things, but if you like that, you will chase it, and in the end, you will follow my master."
Guo Degang finally spoke, "This is done." ”
"There's tricks in there."
"What's the trick?"
"Winter...... My teacher, who was not my teacher at the beginning, opened the curtains and found that the sky was snowing heavily and white. ”
Wang Yun flew down and pointed down, "There is my master standing on the ground downstairs, his face is red from the cold, and there are a few big characters written on the snow."
I love Dot......
My future master rushed downstairs and hugged my master. ”
Guo Degang: "I'm moved. ”
Wang Yunfei: "It's so touching, the master asked: But why don't you write that I love you?" That's perfect. ”
Guo Degang: "That's right. ”
Wang Yunfei: "My master said: Yes, I want to finish writing, but I don't have enough urine!!! ”
Hahahahaha!
The voice fell.
The dozens of people below laughed and quacked, and several others kept patting their thighs.
Cross talk, if you listen to it a lot and have predictability about baggage, it's not so fun.
But for those who heard it for the first time, after the laughter was stepped on, they couldn't stop at all.
And Wang Yunfei was not idle on the stage, laughing while walking from the microphone to the left of the stage, and kept pointing down in his hand.
"Dot, dot, dot!"
"Don't order it."
Guo Degang also had no choice, and complained, "Don't have a girlfriend with my kidney, look at your point." ”
"Do you understand? This is the love story of my master and my mother, the real thing. ”
"I'll you, what's the matter?"
Several baggage and jokes of the actors on the stage were thrown out.
Even if there are not as many people as in the small theater of later generations, when the laughter comes out, both the actors and the audience are very happy.
As for those who don't think it's fun to refund the ticket, there is no one, laughing like this, I wish I could listen to it for a while.
And the actor also seems to have forgotten the fact that there is no one backstage in laughter.
But if he can't remember what the method can be, Wang Yunfei glanced at the empty side curtain, and could only walk back to continue the performance.
But at this moment.
In a bus stop packed with people, the big-eyed Li Jing was holding his mobile phone and constantly calling Wang Yunfei and Guo Degang in the theater.
After seeing it, I knew that it had already been performed, after all, the time had reached 7:50.
So I immediately called Mr. Zhang.
But the other side was also in a hurry, so he threw out a sentence first.
"Hey, Li Jing, where are you now?"
"I'll take a look!" Li Jing raised his head while holding his mobile phone and glanced at the already dark sky outside, although it was dark, the neon lights on the side of the road were very eye-catching.
"I'm still far away, where are you, my brother said that there are dozens of audiences, they can act, can we go over and catch up with one first."
Zhang Wenshun was also on the way here at the moment, and hurriedly said, "I'm also in the car, but don't go to the HD area when you come, I heard that there is a traffic jam over there."
I'm stuck in a jam right now? ”
"Huh?" Li Jing suddenly panicked, stood up and wanted to look more closely outside, "I just came back from running errands, and I'm on that road now." ”