Chapter 172: Stealing from Bangs (Asking for Support)
"Qin Huairu can't be cramping, right? I've heard of her having this problem before, and when she is emotional, she will go crazy.
It's so scary, I haven't tried it in my sixties, just take something and leave, just play around, save yourself from being responsible for accidents. ”
Thinking of this, the probe reached out and took out a towel, and the faint light could see that Qin Huairu was half lying on the edge of the bed, with smooth long legs bent vertically on the ground.
Grunt! The Adam's apple moved slightly and swallowed saliva, and it was white meat that could not be eaten, and this gluttonous cat in the bangs was also the object of countless days and nights of fantasy.
Scooped up the towel and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, he didn't have time to react at all, he had to leave as soon as possible, he wanted to know what was really going on with the widow in the house, he stayed here in the middle of the night, and the certification of physical evidence was complete, and he couldn't get out of the relationship.
With the strong scent of flower water pouring into his nose, the old pervert in his bangs was ecstatic, and the smell was enough for him to be excited for a night.
There is no way, the little shit that people have reached old age is actually not good for a long time, at most they can only take a look, take a look, and get over it, Qin Huairu is this kind of shrunken turtle with a colored heart and no gall in the bangs, and the white meat that can never be obtained.
At this moment, the white towel in his pocket is already happy to death, and the most important thing is not to worry about tofu brain for breakfast tomorrow, and I drool when I think about it.
He turned over and went back to his room, but fortunately, his wife and second aunt were still sleeping in a daze, muttering in his mouth.
"Lao Liu, why did you go to the toilet in the middle of the night for so long, and when my flowers are gone, they will soon become broken flowers and willows!" This is the code that the two of them have been together for decades, and it can be regarded as a pillow talk, which others can't understand.
But as soon as he heard this bang, he was shocked, and hurriedly hid the towel, took off his coat and tiptoed back to the bed.
whispered back, "Our thatched pit is blocked, I went to the thatched toilet in the courtyard next door, you shouldn't be the other one." "Don't dare to say anything, it's the sound he dreads the most every night.
I can't start until I confirm it again, and it's hard to believe that more than half a hundred chefs are so addicted, like smoking and drinking.
After a few seconds, the second aunt muttered again, "Tonight, it doesn't matter if you go to the dry toilet or something else, the fields at home also have to be cultivated......
Bangs Haizhong was sweating profusely when he heard this, his face was pale, and the secret words of many years were finally confirmed. Dripping from his forehead onto the quilt, his lips trembling slightly in the night.
"This.... I'm a little tired tonight, let's do it another day, please be kind enough to let go of my old bones....." Slowly turned around, turned his back to her and didn't dare to look at her directly, for fear of seeing terrible eyes.
After a while, his back was poked with his fingers, and there was a vicious scolding.
"It seems that you old cow is useless, obviously tonight I stewed soup for you to drink, and you have to work when you are full of grass..... Otherwise, be careful that I sell you. The volume is not loud, but every word can produce a shock, and the bangs tremble when you hear it.
"Oh..... Got it....." wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with one hand, and turned to meet them.
That's right, the second uncle is such a magical existence in the compound, just now I saw the slippery white meat and couldn't eat it, but he had to go back to his home to cultivate the dry fields.
still has to have tears in his eyes, who called this his daughter-in-law who married in his bangs, no matter how busy and tired he is, he has to complete his homework as soon as possible, otherwise he is really afraid of being led to sell it tomorrow.
The so-called "selling" refers to the disclosure of that little secret in the compound, of course, the so-called unspeakable blade in the bangs.
This is so embarrassing that a second uncle who likes to "brush his sense of existence" on weekdays is extremely embarrassed, how can he stand it, and he has to complete his homework with tears when he thinks of this.
At this moment, the old cow seems to be plowing a rice field, and the endless clear cut water moistens the body and instills it into every part.
This long-distance marathon was not until the morning dawn was temporarily revealed, the fire was extinguished, and the white smoke of Lou Lou floated out from the old lacquered wooden window, exuding the blissful atmosphere of the two old men in their later years.
Liu Haizhong was already sitting on the stone bench, with a cigarette in his mouth, his face was haggard, although he was exhausted last night, he still couldn't erase his persistence as an authentic Beijing foodie.
"Yo! What's going on with Lao Liu? This state is too hazy, with messy hair and listlessness,
You shouldn't have really stolen the widow's things last night...."The third master, Yan Shuzhai, walked out of the house with the night pot, staggering and almost splashing the foot of the tree to make flowers.
Looking at the bangs in front of me, I mistakenly thought that I would take the bet seriously, but in this ordinary life, I won't take these things seriously at all.
In order to increase the interest of life, all kinds of jokes are often made, who knows that today the second uncle is really serious in the bangs, put it into practice and become an incomprehensible freak.
"What is this? The widow's towel is won by breaking into the boudoir at night, and the third child will admit defeat, you won't even be able to afford a meal of tofu brain oil stew, right? ”
At this point, Lao Liu had already let go, and he was overworked last night, looking forward to having such a beautiful tofu brain for breakfast.
has long been unable to take care of any image at all, which is simply a life full of grievances for him, as if only in this way can he get a sense of excitement.
"You two are so early, what the hell? It's still a white towel, no wonder it's ....." Yi Zhonghai pushed the door and walked out, and saw the towel in his hand shaking in his bangs, his face was full of pride, especially the black mole on his chin trembled slightly, and he must have suffered something big from his years of experience in getting along.
As he spoke, he pointed to the small house where Qin Huairu was not far away, and was suddenly shocked, glaring back and forth at the person in front of him.
Yan Shuzhai carried the night pot and slowly put it on the ground, nodded, snatched the white towel and pretended to pinch his nose, smelled it, and immediately the fragrance overflowed, and his heart was relaxed, just like a clear stream in the morning through the nasal cavity to instill the whole body.
"I'll go! Lao Liu is too much, yesterday a few of us were just joking, I didn't expect you, a brute, to really steal things,
This towel is too human, and it smells very bad, otherwise...", he let go of his fingers and sniffed it again.
Yan Laosan, this guy, said so, but his body is very honest, the more he smells it, the more he doesn't let go, the towel is still turning back and forth in his hand, and he can't put it down.
As the saying goes, "Hypocrisy is all in the reader, and the wolf's heart and dog's lungs are half-hanging" is vividly played at this moment.
Yi Zhonghai saw that he couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and drove out the amazing eighth-level fitter finger force, took the towel back, held it tightly in the palm of his hand, and pointed at it and scolded.
"You two are really brutes, it's a shame to be looking for excuses when you know you've done something wrong,
Known as the second master and the third master in the compound, he actually did what a beast did behind his back, don't say it, I know you. ”
In fact, while saying that the towel was hidden in the secret compartment of his coat, he openly insulted the IQ of the person in front of him, and before he finished speaking, he wanted to walk in the direction of the house where Qin Huairu was.
Such a disgusting operation, I can see that my bangs are full of anger, you must know that this towel is something he has worked so hard to get back, how can it be taken away so easily.