Chapter 11: I Know a Miss from Sagaon! 【New Book for Investment】

The audience was delighted below.

He also speaks exceptionally clearly.

Because there are only six people, the theater is quiet, it is still in the front row, and the actors can't hear it.

The words of the actors will certainly not be affected by the words of the audience.

On the contrary, they are happy, and they will gradually get better.

After all, six people are better than no one, at least knowing the feedback of the baggage.

At this time, Li Jing spoke again, "I'm going to steal my father's eighty catties of peanuts, and then you go to the door and sell them, do you make money?" ”

"I don't have anything for sale at my door." Wang Yunfei said.

"Yes, it's not for sale, you're going to sell it, are you?"

"You like to bring it or not, and if you don't bring it, you can pull it down, I don't care about the dishes."

"That's right."

"How about a small cold dish and a cucumber shreds?"

Li Jing nodded, "Wow, clear your mouth." ”

"Huh!!" Wang Yunfei was surprised on the stage, "Cucumber shreds, some vinegar, some monosodium glutamate, some salt!" ”

"Good, good!! Just shredded cucumbers. ”

"Mix another coriander."

"Cilantro?" Li Jing was puzzled, he didn't know what to do with this, he usually didn't eat it alone.

Wang Yunfei looked at his uncle and explained: "It's refreshing, coriander is a medicinal herb, and its scientific name is coriander." ”

"Yes, it's delicious."

"Mix another shredded green pepper, eh......" Suddenly Wang Yunfei thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Why don't we have a tiger dish?" ”

The voice fell.

Li Jingleng was stunned for half a second, because the tiger dish was not just made of shredded cucumbers, coriander and green peppers, and immediately complained: "Isn't this just a dish?" ”

"Four dishes."

"Which four, all put them in one basin and it's over."

"That's it." Wang Yunfei looked categorical, but after a while, he began to recall, "I remember that I still have a Moutai bottle at home,"

"Bottles?" Li Jing's eyes widened because he didn't understand what he was going to do.

"Get some boiling water and put it in it to hang around, and when the lid is opened, it will be more fragrant."

"You can't just smell it."

"Eat less wine and know more."

Li Jing was also a compromise at the moment, waving his hand behind the table, "Also, it doesn't matter if you drink or not." ”

"Get some beer."

"That's fine."

"It's been hot lately, so let's have some beer, it's cold, oh, that's a beauty." The more Wang Yunfei said that he seemed to be drinking, and his expression was so happy.

And Li Jing twisted his brows and said again, "You invited me to dinner, why are you so happy?" ”

"I'm happy for you, just make sure about the beer?"

"It's beer."

"Come ......" Wang Yunfei shook off the sleeves of his coat and showed his fingers to gesticulate, "Twenty, nineteen, fifteen, three...... A bottle of it! ”

"You can't do it slowly."

Speaking and analyzing, the following people are all interesting to watch, because Wang Yunfei's state is that he has a feeling of inviting others to dinner, but he is unwilling to give anything.

"We have a cup for drinking liquor, bring that."

"Drink beer from a cup of liquor?"

"Not enough water to drink, you."

"Okay, I'm tired enough to eat your meal."

Li Jing was helpless with his hands on the table, and after taking a breath, he said slowly: "Why don't you just give me water to drink?" ”

"Hey, what's this, the key is to eat."

"Oh, yes." In an instant, Li Jing had hope again, and he listened with great anticipation.

"Let's ......"

"What kind of rice?"

"How's the pig food?"

"Pig food? Is there any bran in it? ”

Hahaha!

The following laughter came again, and Wang Yunfei looked at Li Jing, "You eat?" ”

"What to eat? That's called a staple food. ”

"Let's have some rice and meatballs."

"That's good!"

As soon as Li Jinggang agreed, suddenly Wang Yunfei took a step back as if he was about to cheat the corpse, and shouted with his hands spread out for more than a meter: "What a big rice!" ”

"It's enough to choke with you, how can there be such a big rice."

"When the rice is finished, how about we have some more mutton meatball soup?"

"Okay, this one."

The word mutton completely made Li Jing happy, and he agreed again and again.

"Lamb meatballs are seriously taken from the sheep."

"It's not nonsense."

"It's just right to get fat!" Wang Yunfei turned around and picked up the fan on the table and began to knock it, "Take a knife and chop it, chop the minced green onion, ginger, pepper water, salt, chicken essence, light sesame oil, and beat two eggs."

Take a dozen pots, and come out with such a big one. ”

After Wang Yunfei gestured with a fan and stirred, he hurriedly pinched out a size with both hands and said: "It's as big as horse manure." ”

"Huh!!"

Just when I felt that I had an appetite, I suddenly said in a teasing way, not only Li Jing's face was twisted like something, but also the following bits.

But there was a smile on his face.

It's just too described.

Wang Yunfei: "One bite at a time!" ”

"Horse manure?"

"Dumplings, do you want to eat that?"

"I don't want to!"

"That's it, okay, that's it, eat this."

"No problem."

"Tomorrow at noon, let's ...... Ouch, you don't know where my house is. ”

"It's okay, let's find a place to meet first."

Wang Yunfei spoke: "It's three o'clock in the morning, the ghost of Xiangshan is worried that I am waiting for you there, you bring more money, don't tell your family that you know?" ”

Li Jing complained directly: "Are you going to tie up tickets?" I'm not going. ”

"Why can't you eat?"

"Is there an appointment for dinner in this place?"

"It's famous, and you know where it is when you hear it."

"Not going anyway."

"Theater entrance."

"It can be.

"But......" Wang Yunfei pondered with his hands behind the microphone, "I have a constructive opinion." ”

"What?"

"The soup and rice are splashing, and I was full after a few bowls of goo, and after a while, I went to the toilet and was hungry, and you had to shout hungry when you stood in the toilet."

"Not really."

Wang Yunfei shook his head and thought extremely embarrassed, "It's not a thing, you can't invite someone to eat this if you want to treat you." ”

"Yes."

"That...... Is roast duck eaten? ”

Li Jing seemed to have heard something terrible, and he burst out loud, "This is so good, we all know that Yanjing roast duck is famous and tastes good." ”

"Huh?" Wang Yunfei saw Uncle Shi's movement, and said with disgust, "You also eat roast duck?" ”

"Nonsense, if you invite me, won't I just eat?"

"Serious Quanjude's craftsmanship, the jujube red one was tested, and the blade was finished, there was skin, meat and oil, a small pancake, some soy sauce and some green onions, a roll...... It's so delicious. ”

The voice fell.

The following people were really hungry at the moment, and the actors described it as too bad, and even the fragrance was about to come out.

"yes, that's a good sound." Li Jing said.

"Eat here, shoot your dad over there, don't feel distressed."

"Heh, am I so ignorant? Besides, you really my dad today, didn't you? What's wrong with him? ”

As soon as I said it, the six people below were actually smiling so hard that their cheeks were a little stiff.

Observing the actors' every move up close, not only the actors' words, but also these expressions and movements can drive laughter. However, this cross talk is not very traditional, but it is a traditional joke, but their descendants have changed it slightly according to their own situation.

When it comes to Sichuan cuisine.

Wang Yunfei was in a good state, and continued: "I'm very excited to mention this, do you like spicy crabs?" ”

"I love to eat."

"The key is the seasoning, if you buy peppercorns and peppers in Yanjing, it won't work at all."

"Not authentic." Li Jing also explained.

"I have to have Sichuan, let's do it, we have friends."

"Over there?"

"I know a young lady from Sagaon...... That one...... Little girl!! ”

"That's right, you're still underage, don't go to the juvenile detention center."

Hahaha!

The following six are all big men, and as soon as the word Miss came out, they laughed almost too much, especially the sentence that the minor stepped on their laughter directly.

And Guo Degang, who had been watching from the side curtain, also laughed, and he didn't even know how long Mr. Zhang Wenshun had been here.

I was almost startled when I turned my head.

But immediately while having fun, he said, "How long have you been here?" ”

Zhang Wenshun tilted his shoulders and smiled a lot, "It seems that the two of them talked about it in the second half, although there were fewer people and less feedback, but there was no delay." ”

"That is, it looks good, but Senior Brother Li Jing probably won't partner with Wang Yunfei, and people are indeed a bit of a gamble.

Putting the rest of his acting career on a seventeen-year-old kid is a bit too big to gamble.

Even He Wei is four or five years older than Yun Fei. ”

Zhang Wenshun waved his hand, "Although the age of our line is very important, Yunfei's talent is really good, it depends on how he decides."

Anyway, we really don't dare to guarantee the future creation and situation. ”

"Hmm." Guo Degang simply responded with a word, but most of his heart was to help the child find a partner again, although the cooperation seemed okay, but if he wanted to tie the child to Li Jing, he was more or less invincible.

Although the child is good, it is still the time for learning and progressing.

But who can you find a partner, if you really can't find it, you can only wait.

But when they wanted to think about it, Wang Yunfei slapped himself in the mouth amid the laughter of the people below, "I'm sorry, my mouth is scooping." ”

Li Jing smiled slowly, "I suspect it's not a matter of mouth, can you tell me, how did you know you as a minor?" ”

"Didn't you sneak with your dad that day! I didn't expect that kind of place either. ”

mentioned his father again, Li Jing was speechless, because there was no such sentence at all, and the burden of the young lady was originally fooled over.

I didn't expect the child to be clever.

The audience thinks that the theater cross talk is fun, because it is impossible to say the word Miss on TV.

So on the contrary, I feel that this kind of cross talk that can be said casually is very enjoyable to listen to.

At the same time, I was also happy, and immediately had a stubble, "How much!!" ”

Cross talk is definitely allowed to take a stubble, and as soon as it is a stubble, the actor must answer, after all, people are like this, what can they do if they don't go back, so Wang Yunfei thought for a while.

"I remember that at that time, it seemed that they were holding a store celebration, and one person would get a 20% discount."

"Crazy you, does this thing have a store celebration?"

Hahahaha!

The laughter of the six below sounded again, and even Li Jingjing began to admire him a little, how to figure it out.