Chapter 20: The Beasts of the Island Nation Have Surrendered! [New book kneels and begs for everything]

Listening to He Wei's words, Guo Degang was very concerned, it was indeed a thing, but there was nothing he could do now.

I don't know if they can have a fixed performance, let alone so many actors, and as for expanding the actors, they don't have that strength yet.

Maybe it will work for a year according to this situation.

So he spoke.

"At this stage, we can only slow down first, there is really no one, I also know from the old gentleman's side, there was another one left last year, I'll find a way for you to find some actors."

He Wei can't be stupid, he knows the meaning of the words, that is, there is no drama now, so he nodded and went down.

After going down, I really felt uncomfortable.

It is much better to find a regular partner than to perform alone, or to find an actor from time to time, the key is to think about the future, who doesn't want to be an actor.

He had secretly looked for Xu Deliang before, but people thought he didn't agree this time.

And when he came, Cao Jin took a look in the background, and he didn't need to ask to know what it was.

Although he has only been here for a year, he also understands He Wei, and he always pretends to be silent in his heart, but he will not tell anyone too much.

So if you know that Yunfei is sure that your partner is cooperating, then he wants it too.

However, Cao Jin thought that He Wei's style was like that, not much better than himself, and he just thought a lot about finding a partner, so after taking a photo, the two of them didn't say much.

Rest in the background by yourself, and then wait for the time to leave.

At this time, Wang Yunfei and Li Jing were still performing the show, and Guo Degang also silently turned his head to watch the two of them live.

I don't know how many times I've said the traditional joke, but it's different every time.

"The parents are old and in poor health, the daughter-in-law has been sick for a long time and has been laid off, and the seven people of the old and young live in a three-square-meter house."

"Okay." Li Jing imagined the picture behind the table, "I guess the quilt can't hold up." ”

"Sleep standing up." Wang Yunfei added.

"yes."

"There's nothing at home, and there's only four briquettes left that I can't afford to order."

"Three square meters can't be burned, it's all smoked to death."

"Children cry and adults make trouble, counting nine in the middle of winter, the inside of the house is like a freezer."

The more Wang Yunfei said on the stage, the more sad he became, almost every word was accented, in order to make the more than 30 people below sound uncomfortable.

Li Jing also had to sigh when he heard it, "Oops, it's too miserable." ”

"I have the heart to die, the old and the young, what should I do? I'm going to have to do a deal. ”

"Still in business?"

"Count nine in the middle of winter, I'm wearing a padded jacket."

Wang Yunfei hugged himself with both hands, "It is said that he is wearing a cotton jacket, with three taels of cotton on his body, bare legs and no pants, wearing slippers and a bare head without a hat, and carrying a schoolbag with two evening newspapers from 1945." ”

"Huh? Four or five years? Where to find this. Li Jing muttered beside him.

Wang Yunfei sniffed, "Pushing open the door and walking down the street, the north wind was howling and the rain was filled with snow, and a few leaves fell and hung on his face like a knife."

Walking on the road at half past five in the afternoon, thousands of lights and trains are busy, where is the world is my place of existence, I can't survive and die. Is there no place for me to stand in the great world? ”

"It's miserable."

"I have to live, too. Staring at the wind and snow to move forward, this is called faltering. Take out the two newspapers in your hand. ”

"What are you doing?"

Wang Yunfei stretched out his hand slightly and shouted: "Look at the newspaper, the evening newspaper of four or five years." ”

"Still selling?"

"The brutes of the island nation have surrendered!!"

Hahaha!

"Good!"

Quack quack!

The voice fell.

The more than 30 people below all laughed and applauded, because the funny actors shouted really happily!

"The heart of death is gone."

"That's not it, it's been a newspaper for a long time."

"Go ahead, you're coming."

"I'm here?"

Wang Yunfei pointed sideways at his uncle, and began to explain, "You are not Li Jing who talked about cross talk today. ”

"Who am I?"

"A big boss in a multinational country! Big Dealer! Drive a Cadillac with thirteen doors! ”

"Huh?" Li Jing was stunned for a moment and pointed at himself, "I'm driving a train over?" ”

"The machine of the country, we are dizzy when we look at that steering wheel." Wang Yunfei drew a circle with both hands, "Our steering wheel is round, your steering wheel is horizontal, bends down on both sides, made of sterling silver, there are two rubber covers on both sides, as soon as you open it, tuk tuk ~~"

"Dog to rabbit? I'm going to drive this? Li Jingdao.

"Good car, the exhaust pipes in front and behind are full of smoke, and half of Yan Kyoto can't see people."

"Huo Oh, I caused the haze."

"The traffic police pointed at your car and shouted, Elder Sun has received your magical powers."

Hahahaha!

The laughter of dozens of people came, and they were all amused by the shouts of the actors on the stage, and now it is not the next generation, and the audience almost listens to the burden of cross talk.

And don't look at the lack of people, listening to cross talk is really listening to cross talk.

Li Jing complained again, "Take me as a goblin, right?" ”

"As soon as the car stopped, you saw me, you know me, I've known me for years, and as soon as the door opens, you knock inside and come out. To this station, the golden light protects the body and is jeweled. ”

"Why is it so bright?"

"I can't get off this suit without 400,000 yuan?"

"So expensive?"

"The belt in the waist, just this card will cost 150,000 yuan, inlaid with rubies, inlaid with diamonds, and look at the face full of red light, with a mouth of big gold teeth."

"Teeth?"

Wang Yunfei twisted his expression, "Ouch, you can break your teeth and inlay them with gold." ”

"Isn't that bad?"

"That tooth is too big, break it off and draw a chicken, and it's big in the stack."

"Playing mahjong, what's going on?"

"Look at a station." Wang Yunfei straightened his chest and asked with a full breath, "Do you still know me?" ”

"I ask you?"

"People talk about this called confidence, rich and rich, do you still know me? But I'm stupid. ”

Wang Yunfei turned to Han Qi again, his voice was very small, with a hint of hoarseness, "I know that you are my friend, and I have known each other for many years, but do I dare to speak?" ”

"Why don't you dare?"

"The gap between the rich and the poor is too big, one in the sky and the other in the mud. I'm stupid standing here, I don't dare to speak, you point your hand at me. ”

Wang Yunfei's face was happy, playing the role of Li Jing with an identity, and pointed, "Hehe, Dad, my dear Dad!" I'm your eldest son!! ”

Hahahaha!

As soon as the words were spoken, the following bits were happy.

The age doesn't look older than the next one, but it's good enough to take advantage of it, especially the three words of the eldest son, the more you listen to it, the more fun it is.

Li Jing hurriedly went over and grabbed his hand, "Do I call Dad like a word?" How old are you? Don't you know yet? ”

"It's fake on my ID card, and I'm in my forties this year."

"you."

"Whew!" Wang Yunfei slowly explained at the microphone, "When I was a child, a few friends were playing role-playing together, I was young at that time, but I grew old, you played the eldest young master, and I played your father."

You call me Daddy for the sake of mistreating me. ”

"I'm just that bad, am I?"

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